The most hated player in the National Basketball Association, Kris Humphries, has a new strategy in what is becoming an embittered divorce from Kim Kardashian. The man whose sad boxes found no home in the season finale of Kourtney and Kim Take New York While Forgetting About That Kris Dude is setting his sights squarely on the fake fakery that is fake reality TV.
Kris and his shark in a suit aim to expose the wicked underbelly of reality TV by exposing the idea that Kim had no real intention of remaining Mrs. humps, but instead set the whole fairytale wedding and split up in order to straight up boost ratings. Take that reality TV, Kris’ sad boxes have found sweet revenge! But wait…..
Let us break down the holes in this strategery:
-> Kris proposed to Kim.
-> Said TV show made Kris famous for better or for worse and he stands to make a lot more bank than he would otherwise. Otherwise known as Kardashonomics.
-> Kim’s prenup had contingencies for far into the future which would seem to dispute the idea that she intended to divorce Kris after such a short period of time.
-> They want to make their point by allowing TV stations to broadcast the trial.
I hate to be all Darth Vader and say that Kris has no chance with his tiny rebellion, but I think the dude might should walk away with whatever dignity he can at this point. There’s a ton of people who believe what he’s claiming to be the truth, but setting out to prove any of that in court seems to be mission impossible.
