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VIDEO It’s a Teresa war for the Season 4 teaser of Real Housewives of New Jersey

ByDarren O

Bravo has untethered their first look at the upcoming 4th season of Real Housewives of New Jersey and it looks like it’s all about the Teresa drama folks! Caroline Manzo, Jacqueline Laurita and even her husband Joe all want a piece of the recent Celebrity Apprentice cast member Teresa Giudice. In addition to the explosive TG mama-drama there’s also some seriously fantastic one liners as the crew heads out RV style to the Napa Valley in California.

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Kendra Wilkinson gets new show “Kendra On Top” on WE tv

ByAsa Hawks

As you might expect from a former Playboy bunny, reality starlet Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett is great at hopping around! The 26-year-old mother of one is leaving behind the E! network and her popular Kendra reality show for a new home on WE tv and a new show called Kendra On Top. Keep reading for all the details, and find out which op music icon is also joining the network with a reality series of her own!

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Photos of Gold Rush’s Jack Hoffman and wife Georgia Hoffman from back in the day

ByAsa Hawks

Fans of Discovery Channel’s treasure-seeking reality series Gold Rush Alaska are all too familiar with the grizzled, hard-working, and eternally optimistic crew patriarch Jack Hoffman, whose failed attempt at gold mining 25 years previous inspired his son to try again. But back before he was a white bearded heavy machinery wizard with a propensity for homoerotic innuendo (gl0ry hole any one?), Jack Hoffman was a recently enlisted, clean-cut 18-year-old military man with a beautiful young wife, Georgia Hoffman. Keep reading to see the pictures of this handsome young dude just before he headed off to Vietnam and way before he would become a huge reality star! This is hot stuff!

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The Situation issues a statement about prescription drug problem

ByAsa Hawks

Looks like we have ourselves and official prescriptuation! Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has issued a statement confirming earlier reports that he is currently seeking treatment for a prescription drug problem. Keep reading for the full statement form his website.

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Jenelle Evans confirms she’s getting breast implants

ByAsa Hawks

We spoke with Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans and she confirms to us that she is following in the boobsteps of her Teen Mom sister Farrah Abraham and getting breast implants! But don’t worry, she’s not going knocker bonkers. She’s reportedly upgrading to just a ‘C’ cup. Keep reading for all the teat deets as well as a photo of what Jenelle might look like if she decides to rise above “C” level!

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Is ‘The Situation’ in rehab for substance abuse?

ByDarren O

We all know our guidos and guidettes from Jersey Shore bring it hard and according to a report all the Seaside Heights shenanigans have finally caught up with The Situation. Sources are stating that Michael Sorrentino has checked himself into an inpatient treatment program. A rep for Sitch took the old rest and relaxation explanation to spin this little GTL vacation but insiders are saying it’s for substance abuse. Read on for the deets including Mike’s open ended tweet from last night.

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Is Storage Wars’ Darrell Sheets married? Meet his fiancee Kimber Wuerfel

ByAsa Hawks

Find out all about the “wow factor” in Storage Wars star Darrell Sheets’ life, his fiancee Kimber Wuerfel. This blonde beauty is a very successful real estate agent from Orange County with some serious business acumen. Or in other words, a million dollar bill all day long!

Teen Mom 2 star Jo Rivera is rapper N.I.C.K. b
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Teen Mom’s Jo Rivera releases single “Life of a Teen Father Too” as N.I.C.K. b

ByAsa Hawks

Give a listen to Teen Mom 2 star Jo Rivera, who performs under the name N.I.C.K. b (Nerd in a Cool Kid’s Body), singing “Life of a Teen Father Too (Divine D Remix)” which is now available for purchase at amazon and iTunes! If you listen closely you’ll be able to hear Jo and Kailyn’s son Isaac talking on the recording! (Actually, you don’t have to listen all that closely)

16 and Pregnant Kristina Robinson and fiance John Todd Hight Jr
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Tina Hight speaks out about Kristina Robinson and her son John Todd Hight Jr.

ByAsa Hawks

The mother of 16 and Pregnant star Kristina Robinson’s deceased fiance John Todd Hight Jr. addresses not being able to see her grandson as well as her earlier statements that her son’s drowning death may not have been an accident.

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Top 5 pregnancy quotes from Jessica Simpson’s Jimmy Kimmel appearance

ByDarren O

Jessica Simpson is still pregnant and talked up a storm of TMI during her appearance that aired last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!. She was “awww shux” charming as usual and left in her wake some gloriously quotable lines about her pregnancy. Catch both parts of her interview in which she discussed her big bundle of joy then catch my top 5 fav quotes including, “I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hooha.” (That isn’t number one!)

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One Tree Hill’s Bethany Joy Galeotti splitting from husband Michael

ByAsa Hawks

And in “My Top Ten TV Crushes of All Time” news… One Tree Hill star Haley James Scott Bethany Joy Galeotti announced on her website yesterday that she is splitting from her husband of more than six years, Michael Galeotti. Keep reading for the full announcement. (I think Nathan Scott is behind this somehow!)

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Aaron Paul: Breaking Bad’s 5th and final season scheduled for July

ByDarren O

Aaron Paul, who will spend the rest of his career trying to get folks to not think of his unforgettably flawed character Jessie Pinkman, took to his Twitter and let some info out of the bag on the upcoming 5th and final season of Breaking Bad. Read on for his comments that will get any fan of the show stoked. For instance, he suggests that from what he’s read of the script that viewers purchase adult diapers.

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Jersey Shore to return for Season 6 with pregnant Snooki!

ByAsa Hawks

MTV made the surprising official announcement earlier today that they aren’t going to let a little impregnation slow down the momentum of their biggest show! That’s right, Jersey Shore will be returning for a sixth season will filming set to begin this summer as Snooki deals with the latter stages of her pregnancy! Will you be tuning in as Gym, Tan, Laundry is transformed into Gynecologist, Trimesters, Lactation? Keep reading for the full official press release from MTV.

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Jenelle Evans’ former roommate Hannah Inman drops charges

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans received some good news in court earlier today as her former roommate Hannah Inman agreed to drop her charges of communicating threats, harassing phone call, and violating a protective order. That brings Jenelle’s tally of dismissed charges to 15! Plus, it means she only has one more pending case – the cyber stalking charges by her former boss James Duffy, which Jenelle will be back in court for on Friday.

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VIDEO Gary Shirley sings a song for best bud Evan Parker

ByAsa Hawks

If you’re an It’s Gary Timer then you know the portly bearded Teen Mom star has quite the bromance going with best bud Evan Parker. Earlier today Gary decided to take the HElationship to a whole new level by recording a song for Evan and sharing it on Facebook! Keep reading to watch the heartfelt performance and read the lyrics to this masterful bro ode.

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Photos: Pregnant Snooki and Jwoww play with dolphins in Cancun

ByStarcasm Staff

Snooki may be expecting a baby and therefore has to abandon the booze, but that’s not stopping her from partying on Spring Break with her BFF and Jersey Shore spin-off co-star Jenni Jwoww Farley (their new show is reportedly titled “Snooki & JWoww Versus the World” SPOILER ALERT: The world loses.)

She’s been relaxing in Cancun with Jwoww, and while Jwoww has been enjoying her cocktails, they found something they can both do together: play with dolphins!

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SWEEPSTAKES Win one week at the Jersey Shore beach house!

ByAsa Hawks

Get you hazmat suits ready because here’s your chance to win a week’s stay for you and up to four of your meatball besties in the most famous party house outside of the Playboy Mansion! No, not Charlie Sheen’s crib – Jersey Shore‘s Seaside Heights beach house! Keep reading for all the details and get ready to get your GTL on like the pros!

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VIDEOS Angela Stanton interview about Phaedra Parks’ alleged criminal history parts 2 and 3

ByAsa Hawks

Watch the second and third parts of author Angela Stanton’s Vibe interview in which she talks about her history with The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Phaedra Parks, including a criminal racketeering ring Angela alleges was headed up by Phaedra. Angela, Apollo Nida (Phaedra’s future husband) and Apollo’s brother Everett were all arrested and convicted on felony counts of racketeering, but Phaedra was never charged.

***Be prepared – both videos are set to start automatically, so you will need to have your mouse finger ready to click pause.

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham working on possible spin-off show!

ByAsa Hawks

On Thursday we did a story about Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham signing with Beverly Hills modeling agency Models International. Soon after posting the article we spoke with Farrah’s modeling agent, Christiaan Almazan, who was kind enough to answer a few questions about Farrah signing with MI and what we can expect from her in the near future, which may include a spin-off series!

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When is the next Bering Sea gold mining offshore lease auction?

ByRuby Turpin

It is probably no surprise that the Alaska Department of Natural Resources has been getting more inquiries than usual about offshore mining leases given the popularity of Discovery Channel’s new show, Bering Sea Gold. And, we know that they have recently auctioned off leases for big parcels of virgin underwater land for offshore mining. But, if you weren’t there for the auction, what are your options? How can you get in on the action? When is the next offshore mining lease auction?

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VIDEO PHOTOS Big Ang in a bikini getting a spray tan

ByAsa Hawks

Mob Wives star Big Ang continues to take the world by storm, and when you’re taking the world by storm, you gotta be tan, right? Right! Check out this preview clip for Mob Wives episode 10 in which Big And and Drita D’Avanzo strip down to bikinis and take turns in a spray tanning booth! (Yes, it’s just as mind-blowing as you imagine!)

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Farrah Abraham signs on as celebrity host of dating website HotSpot4Dates.com

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has more business ventures than Donald Trump! I just wrote a post earlier today about Farrah signing on with Models International in Beverly Hills, and now she’s announced that she has signed on as a celebrity host on the dating site HotSpot4Dates.com! Keep reading to find out what that means and to read Farrah’s profile encouraging you to allow her to help you find love in 2012!

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Farrah Abraham’s Models International profile

ByAsa Hawks

It seems like every week we’re talking about some new business venture for Teen Momtrepreneur Farrah Abraham! Last week we saw the promo video for her “Mom and Me Premium Italian Hot Pepper Sauce,” and this week she is “Spotlight Model of the Week” for Models International out of Beverly Hills, California! Keep reading for her profile which includes a couple photos as well as all sorts of things you might not have know about the Teen Mom star such as favorite movie, role model, shoe size, favorite book and more!

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VIDEO Angela Stanton details criminal history with Phaedra Parks and Apollo Nida

ByAsa Hawks

A former close friend of The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Phaedra Parks has written a book in which she claims the Atlanta attorney was involved in criminal activity including racketeering and insurance fraud. Keep reading to watch a video in which Angela Stanton gives a detailed account of the crimes and how she, Phaedra’s future husband Apollo Nida, and Apollo’s brother Everett all got arrested while Phaedra got away scot-free!

(It’s hard to imagine someone accusing an attorney of stuff like this without there being some truth to it. WOW. It will be interesting to watch this play out.)

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VIDEO Jon Bernthal addresses leaving The Walking Dead “I’m going out with a f***ing bang!”

ByAsa Hawks

SPOILER ALERT! If you haven’t seen the latest episode of The Walking Dead then you seriously need to stop reading right now! (Actually, you probably should have stopped reading before the headline.)

Jon Berthal, who plays played Shane Walsh on The Walking Dead, sat down for a radio interview with SiriusXM’s Covino & Rich Tuesday in which he talked about his departure in a pretty bitter (and profanity-laden) way. He even jokingly refers to AMC as “f***ing d!cks” for killing him twice and not allowing even the possibility of a returning role as zombie Shane. He also talks about director/executive producer/writer Frank Darabont, who was let go by AMC midway through the second season.

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REPORT Jenelle Evans and Leah Messer threaten to quit Teen Mom 2 over money

ByAsa Hawks

According to the new issue of Reality Weekly, Teen Mom 2 stars Jenelle Evans and Leah Messer are threatening to quit the show unless they get more money. Keep reading for all the details as well as a breakdown of what the stars of Jersey Shore make per episode and what that would translate to for the stars of Teen Mom 2 solely based on ratings.

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Meet Morris “Moe” Prigoff of Storage Wars Texas – Photos, videos, and bio

ByAsa Hawks

A&E’s expanded their Storage Wars franchise into the Lone Star state and the ratings have been huge! Meet one of the main reasons for Storage Wars Texas‘s success, Morris “Moe” Prigoff. Moe is a flamboyantly attired lovable eccentric with high end tastes who has been collecting art and furniture in the Dallas area for 30 years. And when he’s not bidding on abandoned storage units and managing his antique shop, this multi-faceted mustached reality star spends his time… performing foot surgeries? Yup. It’s Dr. Morris Prigoff, podiatris, thank you very much.

Keep reading for all the fascinating 411 on Dr. Moe, including videos of his shop, his wife, and himself walking shirtless on the beach discussing the podiatric merits of wearing Crocs.

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SNL VIDEO The Real Housewives of Disney deleted scenes

ByAsa Hawks

Watch some hilarious outtakes and deleted scenes from Saturday Night Live‘s hilarious comedy short “The Real Housewives of Disney” featuring more drama from those Disney divas Cinderella, Snow White, Jasmine, Belle, Rapunzel, and Prince Charming! Includes a Kristen Wiig pulling that would make even Sheree Whitfield proud!

Maci Bookout back tatoo photo
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PHOTOS Maci Bookout’s back tattoos explained

ByAsa Hawks

Maci Bookout’s recent Spring Break trip and the resulting slew of bikini photos has sparked our readers’ curiosity about her elaborate array of back tattoos. The collection of skin ink is a combination of writing and imagery that includes an elaborate torn sheet of notebook paper as the centerpiece. There are cupcakes, an astrology symbol, a massive human heart and more – covering the back side of Maci’s petite frame from shoulder to booty. So, what does it all mean?

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Mad Men Season 5 cast photos! Don Draper, Joan Harris, Peggy Olson… Errybody!

ByAsa Hawks

AMC’s perennial Emmy winning series Mad Men returns for its fifth season with a two-hour premiere on March 25, and on Monday the network released a batch of official cast photos for the upcoming run. Keep reading for the stylized 1960s portraits of the whole Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce gang! (Minus the fiercest and awesomest secretary to ever grace the small screen. R.I.P. Ms. Ida Blankenship.)

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Bayou Billionaires Gerald and Kitten Dowden wedding photo

ByStarcasm Staff

CMT’s Bayou Billionaires is the highest rated series in the network’s history thanks to the Southern style casserole of personalities that is the Dowden family of Shreveport, Louisiana. Keep reading to see a wonderful wedding photo taken more than 43 years ago of Gerald and Kitten Dowden – the hard-working, level-headed, kind-hearted, and quick-to-laugh ringmasters of this wonderful Southern personality casserole!

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Honey Boo Boo Child (Alana Thompson from Toddlers and Tiaras) has her own reality show!

ByStarcasm Staff

We missed this when it was first reported two weeks ago, but we just saw that Perez Hilton’s children blog Perezitos says Honey Boo Boo Child (a.k.a. Alana Thomason) has her own reality spin-off. This puts a bigger spin on “dolla make me holla.”

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Report: Britney Spears wants $20M to judge on X Factor

ByDarren O

My mama taught me you should never judge, unless you can get a desperate sweater chested Simon Cowell to pay you $20 million to! Ah yes, the speculation that Brit-Brit will be slurping down Venti Mocha Frappachinos while giving her professional opinion on young singers for the American version of X Factor continue to swirl. Get the latest and find out Britney’s other option that would have her going all Celine Dion!

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Teen Mom Maci Bookout Spring Break photos – 2012 Daytona edition

ByAsa Hawks

Single and ready to mingle Teen Mom star Maci Bookout took four days off and headed down to Daytona Beach with a bunch of her pals for some serious Spring Break fun this weekend! Keep reading to see tons of photos of Maci and her pals, including lots of parties, bikinis, and Maci wearing an eyebrow-raising “F*** me I’m famous” t-shirt that is sure to be the talk of the celeb gossisphere Monday!

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PHOTO Cee Lo Green is shirtless (and buff?!?) as Jet magazine’s “Beauty of the Week”

ByAsa Hawks

The Voice judge Cee Lo Green looks more like porn star Cee Mo Peen in the new issue of Jet magazine, which features the surprisingly unportly “Crazy” and “F*** You” singer shirtless and Chippendales-worthy as their “Beauty of the Week.” But is that really Cee Lo’s body?

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Jon Hamm says Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are “f***ing idiots”

ByAsa Hawks

It appears Jon Hamm is a mad man when it comes to the popularity of reality stars! The Mad Men actor spoke very candidly on the subject in April’s Elle UK magazine, saying “Whether it’s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated.” Then he adds, “Being a f***ing idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.” Find out what other trait in women he is not a big fan of, that is bound to further enrage Bethenny Frankel.

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UPDATE: Amber Portwood avoids jail, responds to failed drug test reports

ByDarren O

As we reported yesterday, it looked like Teen Mom Amber Portwood was in hot water after allegedly not being able to make her own hot water in the form of urine for her mandatory daily drug test. Read Amber’s response to the reports and then find out what the judge had to say about it including a 500-word report Amber will have to write after missing a court mandated AA meeting.

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Mob Wives Chicago’s Christina Scoleri “Hottest Mom In America” video

ByAsa Hawks

Christina Scoleri was announced yesterday as one of the cast members of VH1’s new reality series Mob Wives Chicago, but back before she landed that gig she sat in front of a different video camera in hopes of becoming the “Hottest Mom In America!” (You know the other ladies are going to bring this up on the show!)

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REPORT Amber Portwood fails to take drug test, may have to serve five-year sentence

ByAsa Hawks

Troubled Teen Mom star Amber Portwood is in hot water yet again, this time for reportedly not being able to make her own hot water in the form of urine for her mandatory daily drug test. The inability to provide a urine sample is the same as failing a drug test in the eyes of the court, and a judge will decide on Thursday if it is enough to force Amber to serve out her five-year sentence for a January drug conviction.

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Mob Wives Chicago photos: Nora Schweihs, Renee Fecarotta Russo, Pia Rizza, Christina Scoleri, Leah DeSimone

ByAsa Hawks

VH1 is giving in to the mob mentality! The network has officially announced they will be adding Mob Wives Chicago as the second franchise of their reality series that began in New York City and has blossomed into one of the most popular and talked about shows on television. Keep reading to meet the cast including photos, bios, links, and what their ties are to “The Outfit” in Chicago!

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PHOTOS MaryJane Giampa from The Pauly D Project

ByDarren O

While Pauly D’s crew is out and living large in The Pauly D Project, his mentor DJ Biggie has a serious girlfriend back home. You must be a pretty special lady to keep a man with that type of exposure and readily accessible road “ladies” true. The super trailer released by MTV hints at this dynamic so I thought I’d provide a little info on our girl, MaryJane Giampa, that looks to help keep Pauly D and the boys grounded.

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Snooki admits she’s pregnant and engaged exclusively to US Weekly; freaked out about drinking during first trimester

ByStarcasm Staff

The New York Post‘s report about Snooki lying about not being pregnant was dead-on. She reveals her baby bump on the cover of US Weekly this week, and admits that she’s pregnant and engaged (click here to see Snooki sporting her engagement ring!)

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Report: OC Housewife Tamra Barney is engaged to Eddie Judge

ByDarren O

Tamra Barney has bounced back strong from her 2010 divorce from Simon Barney and is apparently ready to walk down the aisle again, this time with boyfriend Eddie Judge. Get the deets and the tweets that have us convinced the O.C. Housewife is getting married.

16 and Pregnant Season 4 Kristina Robinson and her fiance John Todd Hight Jr
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Mother of 16 and Pregnant’s John Todd Hight, Jr. suggests his death may not have been accidental

ByAsa Hawks

16 and Pregnant Season 4 star Kristina’s Robinson’s fiance John Todd Hight, Jr. drowned while swimming with pregnant Kristina in rough waters off the Galveston, Texas beach on April 30, 2011. Todd’s mom shared her grief with numerous heart-wrenching posts on her deceased son’s public Facebook wall, including many mutually supportive exchanges with Kristina. But, things changed after Kristina gave birth, started dating another man seriously, and then began to distance herself and her son from Todd’s family. Todd’s family felt betrayed and even go so far as to suggest his drowning was not an accident!

Kristina Robinson's fiance Todd Hight who died whiled filming 16 and Pregnant Season 4
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16 and Pregnant: Mother of Kristina Robinson’s deceased fiance Todd Hight shares her grief on Facebook

ByAsa Hawks

Season 4 of MTV’s ground-breaking documentary series 16 and Pregnant will include the heart-wrenching story of Kristina Robinson, who lost her fiance and father of her child to a tragic drowning accident early in her pregnancy. Months after Todd’s death his mother Tina began posting her feelings on his Facebook wall and continued to do so up until as recently as the end of last month. Keep reading for a collection of most all of Tina’s posts in which she often speaks directly to her son wit words as heartfelt as they are heart breaking.

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Zany photos from Tamra Barney’s 80s Bunko party

ByStarcasm Staff

Tonight on the Real Housewives of Orange County we get to see Tamra Barney’s 80s-themed Bunko party. This is the one where Tamra and Vicky confront Slade after he dissed them during his stand-up comedy routine at The Improv (we think Gretchen used our “wanted” poster of her during her set, but the Bravo editors…

DWTS Maria Menounos yearbook

Dancing With the Stars’ Maria Menounos yearbook photos

ByDarren O

We aren’t ashamed of our serious Maria Menounos crush here at starcasm. The Extra co-host is about to take her energetic charm and seriously fine frame to ABC’s Dancing With the Stars and we think she’s got a good chance to Samba her way to the season 14 crown. Check out what our research has turned up from Maria’s days at Medford High School including the fact that she was a baller, shot-caller, a “Peer Leader” and an active member of Student Council with cute photos to back up our Menounos-data!

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GOLD RUSH What Happened to Dakota Fred?

ByRuby Turpin

If you watched the Gold Rush “Revelations” episode, then you learned a lot more about Parker Schnabel’s temper, John Harness’s unpopularity, and Todd Hoffman’s grand promises for next season; but, you didn’t learn one thing about Dakota Fred Hurt, because he wasn’t on the show. There wasn’t even one oblique allusion to Fred who, at the beginning of Season Two, was in the middle of all the drama. So, what’s up? Find out straight from Fred!

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PHOTOS Snooki engaged, shows off engagement ring

ByAsa Hawks

It appears as though Jersey Shore is going to have a shotgun wedding! Numerous sources are reporting that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s boyfriend Jionni LaValle has popped the question, which Snooki seemed to verify herself by flaunting a big diamond ring on her finger while out and about in Jersey City earlier today.

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Cee Lo Green’s Purrfect cat

ByStarcasm Staff

Cee Lo Green is gettin’ everybody’s attention on The Voice with his fluffy white Persian kitty Purrfect. He calls the fierce feline his “secret weapon,” but she’s turning out to be a secret weapon for the show.

What’s up with this fierce feline? Does Cee Lo own this cat? She’s taking over Twitter and Facebook, will she take over the world?

What’s up with this fierce feline? Does Cee Lo own this cat? She’s taking over Twitter and Facebook, will she take over the world?

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Jenelle Evans arrested over cyberstalking charges filed by James Duffy; out of jail within hours after posting $1000 bond

ByStarcasm Staff

Earlier today HollyBaby.com said they spoke with Jenelle Evans’ lawyer Dustin Sullivan, who confirmed there was a warrant out for Jenelle’s arrest. Now, an article from a news website local to Jenelle, starnewsonline.com, reports that Jenelle is back behind bars on cyberstalking charges levied by James Duffy, the former boss who released party photos of Jenelle online. Jenelle has claimed that Duffy poisoned her food, and the food of her friend Tori, but there have so far been no details about these recent charges.

UPDATE – Jenelle reportedly posted a $1,000 bond and has a scheduled court date for the new charges.

Story developing.

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Kim Zolciak releases auto-tuned country song “Love Me First,” LISTEN HERE!

ByStarcasm Staff

Kim Zolciak stole our hearts with a dance version of “Tardy for the Party” (a country song reworked by Kandi Burruss,) then she asked us to “Google Me” (she didn’t have to ask!) Now, she’s gone back her her country aspirations with a new single “Love Me First.”

It’s a country song, for sure, but it’s been enhanced by a little auto-tune magic. It’s about learning to love yourself before you can love anyone else.

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The Simpsons Game of Thrones Intro Sequence: Matt Groening does it again.

ByRuby Turpin

HBO’s fabulous fantasy series Game of Thrones won’t be back until April 1st; but, never fear, Matt Groening has you covered. We may not yet know how the Lannisters, Baratheons, Starks, and Targaryens are going to work things out in Season Two, and we still might not know exactly what the threat is on the other side of the wall, but we do know what lies between Evergreen Terrace, Springfield Gorge, and Burn’s Landing: pure joyful Simpsons fabulousness!

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VIDEO No one can impersonate Barbara Evans like Jenelle Evans

ByDarren O

Barbara Evans is the most impersonated character in the history of all of Teen Momdom. Her accent and mannerisms always brings a smile to our faces while they usually drive her Teen Mom daughter Jenelle Evans nuts. Her persona has gone as far to inspire its own Twitter account that has over 108,000 followers as of this post. While we all can sit around and try to do our best Bahhhhhbra, Jenelle herself threw down with an impersonation clip that settles who pwns that game. As it should be, no one can do Barbara like Jenelle. Check it out.

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Snooki’s ex Emilio Masella wants her to miscarry her baby, says Vinny could be the father

ByStarcasm Staff

This is harsh.

Snooki’s ex-boyfriend Emilio Masella, who recently appeared on an episode of Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers entitled “You’re Not a Reality Star, So Get a Job” with his frustrated mother, is saying some hurtful things about the pint-sized guidette’s pregnancy news.

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PHOTOS Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 casts in New York City for reunion shows

ByAsa Hawks

New York City turned into Teenmomtropolis this weekend as the casts of both Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 were in town to film their reunion specials with Dr. Drew. Keep reading for 50 photos of the gals, guys, and kids having fun in the Big Apple!

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VIDEO: Lindsay Lohan stars in Real Housewives of Disney on SNL

ByStarcasm Staff

The highlight of Lindsay Lohan’s SNL gig last night was her role as Rapunzel in the pre-taped skit “Real Housewives of Disney.” This mash-up was so good my toes curled.

Kristin Wiig stole the intros as Cinderella, who’s tagline is “I’m a huge f**kin’ mess.” And it was all downhill from there (which, of course is uphill in Real Housewives’ world.)