Top 5 pregnancy quotes from Jessica Simpson’s Jimmy Kimmel appearance

Jessica Simpson is still pregnant and talked up a storm of TMI during her appearance that aired last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!. She was “awww shux” charming as usual and left in her wake some gloriously quotable lines about her pregnancy.

Jimmy knows good T.V. but even with that he’s a braver man than I am when he told Jessica he hoped she would have her baby on set and that he’d be proud to deliver.

I just can’t help but loving me some Jessica and I think she’s gonna be a wonderful mom even if her daughter will have about a million embarrassing mom-videos to look back on when she gets older. There were a number of great lines to choose from but here are my top 5 pregnancy quotes from Simpson’s interview:


“I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!”


“Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That’s pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!”


“It’s not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.”


“I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hooha.”


“Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it’ll be like a fire hydrant!”

If you’ve got the time here are both parts of Jessica’s interview in which she chats up her big ol’ bundle of joy:

Seriously pregnant Jessica Simpson on Kimmel Part 1:

Seriously pregnant Jessica Simpson on Kimmel Part 2:

Just in case you missed it you can catch the reveal of her daughter’s name here.