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Amber Portwood update: Home from rehab, hanging with Leah and Gary

ByDarren O

Following her well publicized two month stint in a Malibu rehabilitation facility Teen Mom Amber Portwood has returned home to Anderson, Indiana. As it stands now baby-daddy Gary Shirley has sole custody of their daughter Leah but Amber spent time with her adorable daughter and Gary as she took care of errands over the weekend. Catch up with the latest in Amber’s world including a blog her brother Shawn has started that has some very harsh words for MTV.

PHOTOS Justin Bieber brings his snake Johnson to the 2011 VMAs

ByAsa Hawks

Justin Bieber had a big night at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards, taking home the Best Male Video moonman for his song “U Smile.” One moonman Bieber didn’t take home was for best-dressed because for the first time in my memory The Biebs looked borderline ridiculous on the black carpet in his low riding bright red pants, leopard print sneakers, unflattering eyewear, and… a snake?

PHOTOS Nicki Minaj 2011 MTV Video Music Awards black carpet

ByAsa Hawks

Rapper Nicki Minaj took home the moon man for most bizarre outfit at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards, thanks in large part to Lady Gaga kicking the show off as her Grease-inspired male alter ego Jo Calderone. Nicki Minaj arrived looking like a living anime fetish cartoon dressed in a stealth bomb mirrored dress after covering her legs in super glue just before walking through a Goodwill toy donation bin.

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Beyonce is pregnant! Shows off baby bump in orange dress at VMAs

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s finally happened after tons of rumors (but not a fraction of the Jennifer Aniston ones) Beyonce is really, truly pregnant with a baby. B’s been married to Jay-Z for over three years, and everyone’s been waiting for this pop-rap royal duo to bring forth an heir. Beyonce arrived at the VMA red carpet sporting…

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PHOTOS Katy Perry 2011 MTV Video Music Awards black carpet

ByAsa Hawks

Katy Perry arrived at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards in yet another of her sugary sweet outfits – this one complete with a parasol! The Teenage Dream singer had a form-fitting frilly little light blue dress, floral umbrella and purple hair. Keep reading for the full-length Perry and another photo of Katy with non-sugary sweet looking husband Russell Brand.

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PHOTOS from Lisa Vanderpump’s daughter Pandora Vanderpump-Todd’s wedding

ByAsa Hawks

See pictures from Lisa Vanderpump’s daughter Pandora Vanderpump-Todd’s elaborate pink-themed wedding ceremony as shared by friends and family in attendance via Twitter. Includes Lisa’ s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast mates Camille Grammer, Adrienne Maloof, Kyle Richards and of course… Giggy! Oh, and the first photo of the bride in her dress. Did I mention Giggy?!?!

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Rose McGowan (and Joaquin Phoenix)’s cult Children of God advocated pedophilia, prostitution for Jesus

ByStarcasm Staff

Rose McGowan recently opened up to People magazine about her childhood spent in the Italian sect of a religious cult called Children of God (now called The Family International.) But she isn’t the only star to have been part of this strange cult, Joaquin and his deceased brother River Phoenix also spent part of their childhood with the Children of God, and former Fleetwood Mac guitarist Jeremy Spencer quit the band to join the cult and raise his children in the closed-off community.

It was a communal-style sex cult based on the Christian religion, and thankfully Rose’s dad got her out when she was nine because he feared Rose would be forced to participate in child-adult sex.

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16 and Pregnant’s Kianna Randall arrested for burglary and theft

ByAsa Hawks

Outspoken 16 and Pregnant star Kianna Randall has been arrested for burglary. According to online records from Tarrant County, Texas she was arrested earlier today and is currently charged with one count of attempted burglary of a habitation and being held on $20,000 bond.

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VIDEO Baltimore news station interviews drunk woman about hurricane Irene

ByAsa Hawks

Poor Kermit the weatherman. This Baltimore news man finally gets to be like his fearless Weather Channel heroes by risking life and limb to broadcast live from the streets during a hurricane only to have his dream turn into a Merle Haggard song thanks to booze and a very attractive woman…

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Russell Armstrong’s business partner Alan Schram commits suicide 24 hours later

ByStarcasm Staff

In a strange twist to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Russell Armstrong’s suicide, it was just revealed that Russell’s business partner, Alan Schramm, shot and killed himself outside of his car on Mulholland Dr. on August 16, just 24 hours after Russell’s body was found. Keep reading to find out more about Schram and his connection to Armstrong.

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PHOTOS JWoww hosts party at Pure Nightclub with boyfriend Roger Matthews

ByAsa Hawks

Jersey Shore‘s Jenni “JWoww” Farley took the Shore to Sin City last night as she and boyfriend Roger Matthews hosted a party at Caesar’s Palace’s Pure Nightclub. Keep reading for photos of the couple on the red carpet and inside the club, including a couple photos taken by JWoww herself of her fans partying below!

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Top Four normal-ish Lady Gaga outfits

ByStarcasm Staff

Lady Gaga usually either runs around in her underwear, like a deli, or in some sort of contraption not shaped for a human (or any mammal or creature walking this earth.) It’s often entertaining, but rarely functional.

Now, thought Gaga is doing the most shocking thing of all: dressing in clothes that real human women could wear; fancy, flamboyant, human women, but real, biological women all the same. She’s still unleashing with the interesting colors and designs (like the gorgeous houndstooth-to-toe number that evoked Glenn Close’s Cruella DeVille,) but she’s also been spotted out in just heels and a little black dress.

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The Real Housewives of NYC prepare for Hurricane Irene

ByDarren O

I’m sure the first thing that popped into your head when Mayor Bloomberg announced an evacuation of much of lower lying New York City and a shut down of the public transit system was, WHAT ARE THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY GONNA DO!!!!?!?!?!? See an update from all our Big Apple girls as they keep us updated via Twitter (except for Sonja).

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Jenelle Evans sticks out hurricane Irene at home in Oak Island

ByAsa Hawks

Jenelle Evans, the historically stubborn and often reckless star of Teen Mom 2, has decided she is going to ride out hurricane Irene in her Oak Island home located on the coast of North Carolina. See a map of where Jenelle’s home is in relation to the projected path of the storm and see photos shared by Jenelle as the storm approaches!

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PHOTOS Lisa Vanderpump’s daughter Pandora Vanderpump marrying Jason Sabo this weekend

ByAsa Hawks

It has been a rough few weeks for the cast members of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, who are still reeling from the tragic suicide of castmate Russell Armstrong. But, their is a bit of good news and reason to be happy for the ladies on the near horizon as it was revealed earlier today that Lisa Vanderpump’s 24-year-old daughter Pandora Vanderpump-Todd will be marrying Jason Sabo this weekend at the Vanderpump residence in Beverly Hills! Keep reading for the details, including a little background info on the young couple!

PHOTOS Geena Davis at Thelma and Louise 20th Anniversary screening

ByDarren O

See photos of actress Geena Davis who was on hand for a new print of Thelma and Louise that was screened in Hollywood in honor of the 20th anniversary for the modern-day classic about two women who break free from the confines of their entrapping lives to delve in to the idea of an American frontier. 20 years! Man time flies…

Bonus: See the original trailer that will make you want to watch it all over again.

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PHOTOS 11-year-old real life ‘Rapunzel’ Aimee Chase to get her first hair cut

ByAsa Hawks

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, cut off your hair,
so that folks won’t stop and stare.

Such is the mantra for 11-year-old Aimee Chase of Portchester, England whose impressive locks measure 3ft 6in long – long enough to reach the knees on her 4ft 11in frame. But, soon her impressive tresses will be at least two foot shorter after being introduced to a pair of scissors for the first time on Sunday.

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Kim Richards cast for Season 13 of Dancing With The Stars?

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star (and Paris Hilton’s aunt) Kim Richards has reportedly been cast for the 13th season of Dancing With the Stars, joining her rumored castmates Snooki, Rob Kardashian, Queen Latifa and Tiffani Thiessen. The cast will officially be announced Monday night on ABC during Bachelor Pad.

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Kanye West is actually getting his own musical called ‘Kanye: The Musical’

ByStarcasm Staff

I cant believe I’m writing a Kanye West post and it has nothing to do with an on stage diatribe from the man about his own importance. What’s blowing my mind even further is the fact that this topic, a Kanye West musical, in many ways is worse. Discover who’s to blame for this idea and the details behind the creation that is, “A story of a struggle against the man to become the man.”

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Taylor Armstrong not invited to Russell Armstrong’s private memorial

ByDarren O

The animosity between Beverly Hills Housewife Taylor Armstrong and her late husband Russell’s family continues as Taylor has not been invited to his service in Texas this Saturday. Read on for the details and what the sources close to the families had to say.

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Would you eat a placenta? Take a placenta pill?

ByStarcasm Staff

Almost all mammals mom participate in placentophagy, or eating their own placenta after birth, and a growing number of women are saying “why shouldn’t humans do it too?”

There are unverified health and mood benefits of eating afterbirth, including elevating mood (and therefore preventing postpartum depression,) and providing extra nutrients.

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VIDEO Ronnie and The Situation fight it out on Jersey Shore “Let’s do it!!!”

ByAsa Hawks

What would a season of Jersey Shore be without some of that charming enraged violence we’ve all come to know and love? This year we get to see a rabid version of The Situation go after The Roncredible Hulk after a heated argument. Surprisingly, The Sitch somehow manged to survive without dying or even losing consciousness! Keep reading to watch the clip. “Let’s DO IT!!!”

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PHOTO 2011 MTV Video Music Awards setlist leaked? VMAs spoilers!

ByAsa Hawks

This photo of a supposed 2011 VMA setlist surfaced on the web site Oh No They Didn’t earlier today detailing a list of performers and what they will be singing, including the tributes to Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse. KEep reading for the photo as well as a typed transcript and see if you think it’s legit!

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Donnie, Paul and Mark Wahlberg to open up Wahlburgers restaurant

ByDarren O

The next time you’re in Boston and you’re jonesing for a burger after watching Mark Wahlberg in a movie or Donnie Wahlberg sing you can head your Sox loving backside over to Wahlburgers! That’s right everybody the Wahlbergs are opening a burger joint called Wahlburgers and you have to read the incredible twist of fate that made it difficult for them to procure the rights to that name.

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Hollywood Walk of Fame says “Hell to the No!” to reality stars

ByAsa Hawks

According to Ana Martinez from The Hollywood Walk of Fame we will never see reality stars like Kim Kardashian or Snooki getting their own star on the famous sidewalk. Her actual words? “Someone asked if we give reality show characters stars? Hell to the No!” Keep reading for people’s reactions (including my own) to the bold statement and read a list of other controversial figures who have gotten a star on the famous sidewalk!

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VIDEOS Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift perform ‘Baby’ at Staples Center

ByAsa Hawks

On the same day that the east coast was rattled by a 5.9 magnitude earthquake the ground was also shaking on the west coast as pop music superstars Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift collided on stage for a performance of “Baby” during her concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles Tuesday! Keep reading for two nice video clips of the performance captured by the only two audience members not screaming and convulsing uncontrollably!

PHOTO Loyal Labrador lays beside coffin of fallen Navy SEAL

ByDarren O

At the recent funeral service for fallen Navy SEAL Jon Tumilson his loyal Labrador Hawkeye was photographed laying at his coffin side devout to the end. Read what his cousin Lisa Pembleton had to say about the heart-wrenching image that she posted to Facebook in memory of Jon and how Hawkeye acted on his own to display his devotion.

Bethenny Frankel’s third, and final? Bravo show NOT called “Bethenny Goes L.A.”

ByStarcasm Staff

Bethenny Frankel has landed a talk show deal, and will also have a third installment of her Bravo reality show, which changes names each time. It started with Bethenny’s Getting Married?, followed up with Bethenny Ever After, and now she has a third installment, which was first reported by The Huffington Post to be Bethenny…

Teen Mom Gary Shirley's Aeropostale shirt blurred out, censored by MTV
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PHOTOS Teen Mom’s Gary Shirley censored, Aeropostalegate continues

ByAsa Hawks

See the first pictures of MTV’s censorship of Gary Shirley’s Aeropostale wardrobe after the company insisted he stop wearing their clothes. Plus! Meet my new favorite character from Teen Mom! (HINT: We haven’t been formally introduced to this character yet but he/she loves hanging out at Gary’s mom’s house!)

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Lindsay Lohan’s video gig for MIGGS ‘Let the Games Begin’

ByDarren O

Lindsay Lohan has found gainful employment! After the troubled actress had been rumored to be in about a zillion movie roles she has finally found a new calling; music video babe. See the clip from the rock band MIGGS for the song entitled “Let the Games Begin” in which I have to confess, Lindsay was lookin’ purtly fine as a spanky-Banksy! Also read the lead singer’s reasoning for wanting Lohan in the video.

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Trace Cyrus and Brenda Song are pregnant

ByAsa Hawks

Miley Cyrus is going to be an aunt! Oh, and we can soon start calling Billy Ray Cyrus grandpa.

These Cyrus family title changes are all thanks to Miley’s brother Trace Cyrus, who is expecting his first child with girlfriend Brenda Song. Keep reading for some photos of the happy couple, including some modeling shots of them wearing the same shirts for Trace’s “Southern Made, Hollywood Paid” clothing line!

Survivor: South Pacific’s Mikayla Wingle Playboy and Lingerie League photos

ByDarren O

CBS has announced the cast for Survivor: South Pacific and one in particular caught my red-blooded male American eye and it was lingerie football player and Playboy vet Mikayla Wingle. See many cubicle approved images of Mikayla including her shoot with the famed men’s magazine. Survivor casting director, you are a genius!

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VIDEOS Teen Mom S3 E8 After Show and bonus footage

ByDarren O

As the sun rises once again on another Wednesday so does our weekly break down of the Teen Mom After Show and bonus footage. Maci tries her best to explain the 2nd baby comment, Farrah talks about trying to regain trust with her parents and Catelynn explains Tyler’s mom’s frustrations and sadness. In the bonus footage we get a good dose of bleeping Amber action as she discusses Clinton Yunker and Gary with her cousin Krystal.

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About that Paris Hilton show…

ByDarren O

According to the world of television viewers The World According to Paris has been an unwanted program. Ever since its debut in June when it fell flat with only 400,000 viewers the show has been a ratings dud. The Oxygen network has read the reali-tea leaves and has no plans to renew for a second season. Read on for the deets and one of Paris Hilton’s predictably unflappable Twitter updates.

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PHOTOS Anne Hathaway flawlessly promoting flawful film ‘One Day’ at London premiere

ByAsa Hawks

Actress Anne Hathaway was in London, England today for the European Premiere of her new film, One Day. While the film has received an avalanche of bad reviews from critics, Anne earned her usual five stars on the red carpet by packing her lithe figure into a form-fitting nude illusion full-length sleeveless white lace dress that was nothing short of thintrulescent! Keep reading for the Hathaway eye joy as well as some snippets from a number of the more scathing reviews of the film.

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Should Teen Mom’s Maci Bookout have a second baby with Kyle King?

ByStarcasm Staff

Will baby Bentley get a new sibling?

On Teen Mom tonight we’ll see Maci Bookout get a touch of baby fever. In the previews she asks Kyle King “When are we gonna make another baby?” to which he replies “Are you crazy?” In another clip she tells her mom “I really want another one,” and gets back from mom “Have you love your damn mind?”

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Hot Tub Time Machine: Michael Jackson and Punky Brewster!?!

ByDarren O

Listen. I’m going to lay some 1980’s truth upside your head peeps. Punky Brewster was, is and always will be the bees knees. She was funky, she had ‘tude before’ tude was a viral commodity and she didn’t take no crap from the rent is too damn high old man Henry. She also happens to be a celebrity child star who spent alone time with Michael Jackson in a hot tub. See and read what actress Soleil Moon Frye had to say about her time spent with the late king of pop.

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VIDEOS PHOTOS Teen Mom Farrah Abraham cooking demos

ByDarren O

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham is a career-minded young woman. She’s obtained her associates degree in culinary arts and is working towards her bachelors in the same. She eventually wants to open her own restaurant. In the vein of this food path I’ve come across two cooking video tutorials recently uploaded by Farrah called “Pyramid Kitchen” and “Inspire and Admire.” Check out the young mother working on her cooking and on-camera skills in these great clips as well as a gallery of killer caps!

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Are Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett Smith separating?

ByAsa Hawks

One of the most rock-solid relationships (and one of the most attractive couples) in all of Hollywood may be in jeopardy as In Touch Weekly is reporting that Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett Smith are separating! Keep reading for the tabloid’s claims as well as a rather bizarre response to the story from Jada Pinkett Smith’s rep.

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Tim McGraw and Faith Hill intensely involved in design of their Barbie dolls

ByDarren O

Country music powerhouse couple Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are about to celebrate their 15th wedding anniversary. It’s an amazing accomplishment for two stars in the spotlight to stay together and in love as these two have but now they’re taking it next level as the two will be featured as their own Barbie dolls set! See a huge image of their likenesses as Barbie and Ken and discover just how much they were involved in the design process.

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VIDEO Hero Ryan Gosling breaks up street fight (swoon)

ByDarren O

Ryan Gosling’s power is growing daily and his ability to remain calm, cool and collected in tense situations was on full display as the latest “it guy” in Hollywood broke up a street fight while his heroism was caught on camera. The Crazy, Stupid, Love actor pulled a Batman as he settled a score between two men who were fighting over a painting (only in the NYC) while sporting a tank top and casually carrying groceries. Experience Sir Goslin in full uncensored awesomeness!

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Are Bachelor Pad’s Erica Rose and Jake Pavelka dating?

ByStarcasm Staff

We saw tonight on ABC’s Bachelor Pad that Erica Rose has a little thing for Jake Pavelka. She expressed admiration of Jake’s package and prowess during a synchronized swimming competition, and told the camera that she hoped Jake won so she could save him from elimination. Jake didn’t win, but he did get a chance…

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries depart LAX for a quickie honeymoon

ByAsa Hawks

Newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have denied reports they are taking a honeymoon, but the two were photographed earlier today at LAX where they reportedly boarded a plane for a quickie European getaway! See photos of Kim and the Beanstalk before their departure including a great picture of Kim Kardashian’s blinged out wedding ring! (You can sort of see it there behind that engagement boulder.)

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PHOTOS Celebrity Big Brother’s Darryn Lyons reveals fake abs, The Situation gasps

ByAsa Hawks

Who needs hours in the gym doing sit ups and crunches when you can just have a surgical procedure called “contouring” performed? That’s the message shared by heavy-set paparazzo and Celebrity Big Brother contestant Darryn Lyons as he revealed his synthetic washboard to cast mates and the world this week. Keep reading to see what he calls “the male version of a boob job” in all its jaw-dropping glory! (***WARNING*** May be offensive to people considered normal or otherwise reasonable)

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PHOTOS Penn Badgley as Jeff Buckley on ‘Greetings from Tim Buckley’ set with Imogen Poots

ByAsa Hawks

Here’s your first look at Gossip Girl actor Penn Badgley getting his brood on as singer Jeff Buckley in the film Greetings from Tim Buckley, currently shooting in Brooklyn. Keep reading for the pics as well as a side-by-side of Penn and Jeff, details of the other two Jeff Buckley films currently in the works, and a photo of Penn on set with his co-star Imogen Poots!

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At just 14 Angelina Jolie lived with boyfriend ‘like a married couple’

ByDarren O

In the past Angelina Jolie has discussed her relationship with a boyfriend at just 14 that resulted in a violent sexual encounter that included cutting and a trip to the hospital. Now in a recent interview she’s dropped more info about that relationship and how her own mother encouraged the two to live together in an environment that felt “like a marriage.”

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Rapper Machine Gun Kelly arrested for inciting flash mob

ByDarren O

Machine Gun Kelly is Diddy’s latest protegé and the up and coming artist is making a name for himself in the hip-hop scene. His latest stunt reflects not only his burgeoning popularity but also his bent for being on the wrong side of the law. Check out a great clip of MGK inciting a wild flash mob riot at a hometown Cleveland mall, he eventually gets hauled away in cuffs.

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Big Business: Kim Kardashian reportedly profits $18 million from her wedding

ByStarcasm Staff

In case you haven’t heard, Kim Kardashian got married to Kris Humphries this weekend! (CLICK HERE to see the Photoshop fun we had with the comparisons between this and The Royal Wedding.) But it looks like this incredibly blast wasn’t just a dream wedding spun from the fantasy’s of a billion over-Disneyed school girls, it was a huge windfall for the Kardashian clan.

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Alexis Bellino’s cease and desist letter to In Touch references Russell Armstrong’s suicide?

ByAsa Hawks

In the August 1, 2011 issue of In Touch Weekly the tabloid listed The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Alexis Bellino as one of many Bravo housewives suffering from serious financial woes. The issue has angered the Bellinos to the point where their lawyer has written a cease and desist letter to In Touch demanding a retraction with the threat of a lawsuit if the tabloid doesn’t comply. Read what the article had to say about Alexis and Jim Bellino and read the complete letter sent by their attorney!

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Rihanna drops $23,000 a week to maintain her mane

ByDarren O

Now we know why Rihanna wants to stand under her umbrella, because girl drops $23,000 a week to maintain her mane with stylist Ursula Stephen! Get the deets about Rihanna’s well paid head of hair and then see a great video that introduces you to the self-made sister Stephen who’s so hot she doesn’t even discuss money with her celeb clients now.