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You may suffer nervous breakdown and die on Real World

ByDarren O

If you sign the Real World contract the following could happen and MTV would be in the clear legally:

They begin by claiming you’re a terrorist that has murdered children. They go to your house and take your LCD T.V. just as an upgrade for the crew while filming, meanwhile the producer scrolls through your email to check out nude photos which causes you to have a nervous breakdown and sleep with another cast member who has syphilis and your system reacts freakishly causing you to lose a limb for which the producer has to approve your new change in appearance. Another fellow cast member actually is a terrorist and the show didn’t know because there was no background check and he murders you with a gun while the show films your exit.

Real Housewivs of DC Mary Schmidt Amons’ grandfather Arthur Godfrey, legendary radio and television broadcaster

ByStarcasm Staff

Real Housewives of DC cast member Mary Schmidt Amons is not only a woman famously known for looking like her 20-year-old daughter, she’s also a broadcasting legacy who used to hang out with the Kennedys. Amons’ grandfather Arthur Godfrey was one of the most famous men of his day. In the 1930s changed the game…

Watch Online Real World Washington D.C. Episode 4 “The Princess and the Panda”

ByStarcasm Staff

Washington, D.C. means Washington Drama Continues for the eight cast members of the capital city installation of The Real World! In the latest episode “The Princess and the Panda” Ashley reveals that she has a history of issues with her mother, Ashley and Mike continue fighting as the guys accidentally wind up at a gay sports bar, Andrew takes a class in Manners 101 from the girls, a game of “Never Have I Ever” lights a fuse, Andrew can’t seal the deal then visits the spooning zone before partying too hard and then Ashley and Mike continue their version of flirting for the rest of the episode.

All that and more in under 42 minutes! Don’t believe it? Watch it for yourself!

Is Callie Walker from Real World DC fat? Bikini photos don’t lie!

ByAsa Hawks

In last night’s episode of The Real World Washington, D.C. “Ty the Tool” and Texas gal Callie were in a conversation about Playboy when he told her “You don’t have to worry, you’re not skinny enough anyway.”

Uh oh.

His statement has sparked a debate about whether or not society is irrationally judgmental when it comes to a woman’s weight. As with 90% of all problems, we at starcasm believe the problem can be settled with… BIKINI PHOTOS! Check out the fun-spirited Callie for yourself and take the poll!

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Watch Online Real World Washington D.C. episode 2 “Bipartisan Lovin”

ByAsa Hawks

Serious back-stories abound in Episode 2 of Real World Washington, D.C. as cast members are out of and get left in closets and someone even mentions a cult! The first potential “hook-up” enters the house and the hot tub, Ashley is upset because she smooched on a homosexual man she doesn’t even like – no,…

UPDATE – Did Erika Lauren Wasilewski leave Real World Washington D.C. because she lied about having skin cancer?

ByAsa Hawks

I was doing a little background research on the cast members of MTV’s The Real World Washington, D.C. diligently looking for some skeletons in the closet so I could flex my Pulitzer-worthy journalism muscles when I stumbled onto a thread about Erika Lauren Wasilewski on vevmo.com that made my mind implode! The discussion there started after the web site shabooty.com published an email allegedly from Erika’s former boyfriend Billy who claimed she started telling her friends she had skin cancer shortly after he broke up with her back in 2006.

Erika reportedly left the show in the middle of the season and some speculate it was partially because her roommates caught wind of the cancer lie.

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Real World Washington, D.C. Ashley Lindley myspace and twitter photos

ByAsa Hawks

MTV’s 23rd season of their Real World franchise launched tonight, this time in the nation’s capitol of Washington, D.C. As usual, the first episode featured a cacophony of memorable moments and characters as eight strangers from all over the country came together for the first time in the house they will be sharing for the next six months. There were religious debates, an outing of a homosexual, panda hats and an overabundance of flirting as Andrew, Ashely, Callie, Emily, Erika, Josh, Mike and Ty decided where they were going to sleep and who they were going to drive crazy.

Though there were some interesting characters present, the politically-charged hotness of Ashley Lindley from Houston, Texas seems to have garnered the most internet buzz immediately following the season premiere. The Portuguese hottie not only looked good as she talked about wanting to sleep naked, she also showed she was drama-ready and fully prepared to get in the thick of things, creating and sustaining the kind of drama this sort of show thrives on. She’s got attitude, religion and political fervor – that’s a recipe for some serious reality entertainment!