Mother of infant trades gunfire with intruders while breastfeeding
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Mother of infant trades gunfire with intruders while breastfeeding

Semantha Hunter-Bunce, a 21-year-old mother from North Carolina, is making headlines for her valiant effort at fighting off home intruders during a particularly sensitive moment. Semantha exchanged gunfire with two home intruders, wounded one, and sustained injuries…while in the middle of breastfeeding her four-month old. Hunter-Bunce, 21, is a combat medic in the National Guard….

South Dakota man shoots himself in penis, blames it on ‘black guy’
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South Dakota man shoots himself in penis, blames it on ‘black guy’

A South Dakota man has been arrested and charged with a bevy of crimes following a bizarre and unfortunate firearms accident. The man shot himself in the penis with a brand-new gun–and then, when police officers at the hospital asked for an explanation, the South Dakota man told them that “a black guy” was responsible. South…

PHOTOS Texas girl gets DWI, drives Barbie Jeep to school instead, becomes Barbie Jeep Girl

PHOTOS Texas girl gets DWI, drives Barbie Jeep to school instead, becomes Barbie Jeep Girl

Tara Monroe, a 20-year-old student at Texas State University, got a DWI after refusing to take a breathalyzer following a performance by noted hip-hopian Waka Flocka Flame. She therefore took the only logical step, transportation-wise, and began driving a Barbie Jeep around campus. Though she has a bicycle, Monroe is staunchly anti-bike: “Riding a bike around campus…

Man has 11-pound stool removed after suffering from constipation for a decade
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Man has 11-pound stool removed after suffering from constipation for a decade

A Chinese man is recovering comfortably and safely in hospital after doctors removed an 11-pound stool from his colon and rectal cavity. The man went to see doctors after suffering from constipation…for the past decade. The man, who has not been identified as of press time, paid a visit to the Second People’s Hospital in…

Cemetery theft of veterans’ headstones gets defiant employee fired
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Cemetery theft of veterans’ headstones gets defiant employee fired

  The cemetery theft of over 150 veterans’ headstones has led to the dismissal of an employee who often bragged about taking them. Kevin Maynard, a Rhode Islander and former worker at the state’s Veterans’ Cemetery, has pleaded guilty to taking the headstones over a period of years. Maynard, 59, pleaded guilty to only one…

VIDEO Confederate flag parade of pick-up trucks ends with crash
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VIDEO Confederate flag parade of pick-up trucks ends with crash

  A Georgia Confederate flag parade involving pedestrians and pickup trucks ended badly. Among those wounded? Confederate pride. The Confederate flag parade wound through Dalton GA over the weekend, and featured dozens of trucks and cars flying the Civil War-era emblem. A man at a local gas station started filming the event, and offered commentary…

MUG SHOTS Sixteen different police departments respond to wedding brawl
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MUG SHOTS Sixteen different police departments respond to wedding brawl

  A Pennsylvania couple’s marriage got off to perhaps the rockiest possible start when their ceremony degenerated into an all-out wedding brawl involving police from sixteen different departments. The trouble at the Blue Falls Grove receptions venue–in Onatelaunee Township PA–began when one woman approached a mother to point out that her 14-year-old son was drunk. An argument…

New Zealand criminal uses fake name belonging to a wanted man, gets arrested anyway
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New Zealand criminal uses fake name belonging to a wanted man, gets arrested anyway

  A New Zealand criminal used a fake name when apprehended by police. Unfortunately for him, the name he used belong to an actual wanted man. According to the New Zealand Herald, a 23-year-old man was pulled over late Friday night just outside of Whangarei. When officers approached his car, the man gave a false name, instead…

VIDEO Two women and a six-year-old get in gigantic Wal-Mart fight: “This is white trash at its finest”
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VIDEO Two women and a six-year-old get in gigantic Wal-Mart fight: “This is white trash at its finest”

  Two women and the six-year-old son of one are the subject of a viral video phenomenon after footage of their near-epic Wal-Mart fight has been shared online by multiple witnesses. The Wal-Mart fight took place at a store in Beech Grove IN, which, surprisingly, is within the greater Indianapolis metropolitan area. It began, as…

MUG SHOT Woman stabs neighbor in the eye in a brawl over the last rib
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MUG SHOT Woman stabs neighbor in the eye in a brawl over the last rib

  An Indiana woman has been arrested and charged with criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon following a brawl at a cookout. The event? An eye-stabbing, with a vengeance. The cause? The oldest cause known to man: a brawl over the last rib on the plate. Sabrina Davis, 45, of Muncie Indiana, was in attendance at…

MUG SHOT Woman arrested for bribery after offering to lick policeman’s butt
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MUG SHOT Woman arrested for bribery after offering to lick policeman’s butt

    Diane Thomas, 52, is a resident of Monroe LA. Recently, police were called to her house because of a brawl Thomas and her boyfriend were having. Thomas was the aggressor–allegedly, she punched the man in the face multiple times and scratched him up with her fingernails. Then, when the arresting officer read Thomas…

MUG SHOT, PHOTO Man robs bank by saying “Please,” posts robbery photos to Instagram, gets caught
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MUG SHOT, PHOTO Man robs bank by saying “Please,” posts robbery photos to Instagram, gets caught

  Dominyk Antonio Alfonseca, 23, emerged as the front runner for Stupidest Criminal of the Year this week, after he robbed a bank with a ridiculously polite note, posted photos and video clips of the robbery to Instagram, and got caught. And all of that would be pretty dumb by itself–but it’s the reason Alfonseca…

MUG SHOT Oklahoma woman arrested for dissecting a corpse at its funeral
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MUG SHOT Oklahoma woman arrested for dissecting a corpse at its funeral

  Shaynna Smith, 28, of Tulsa OK, has been charged with several rarely-cited crimes as a result of her recent funeral home slashing spree. It seems that Smith had it in for a deceased 38-year-old woman–whose name has not been disclosed–because the deceased once dated Smith’s current boyfriend. Smith went to the viewing allegedly to…

VIDEO What are funeral strippers? Why are they a thing in China?
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VIDEO What are funeral strippers? Why are they a thing in China?

What are funeral strippers? Why are they a thing in China? Strippers at a funeral is actually a long-standing tradition in parts of China, where large numbers of mourners are highly desirable. But if the government has its way, families of the deceased will have to find some other way to draw crowds. Funeral strippers,…

Argentine man hacks up burglars with decorative samurai sword
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Argentine man hacks up burglars with decorative samurai sword

  An Argentine man is making worldwide headlines for his relentless and bloodthirsty self-defense. The unnamed steelworker awoke to rustling and crashing sounds in his house, and found three burglars attempting to loot him dry. The groggy Córdoban went for the first thing he could think of–one of the decorative samurai swords he had on…

Georgia man wounds mother-in-law when bullet ricochets off armadillo
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Georgia man wounds mother-in-law when bullet ricochets off armadillo

  A rural Georgia man, intending to shoot a pesky armadillo, was instead left red-faced after the bullet bounced off and struck his mother-in-law. Larry McElroy, 54, of Lee County GA, will forever live in local lore after the pecular trek of his determined bullet. McElroy fired a nine-millimeter pistol at the armadillo, which had…

Underage Spring Breakers arrested with 2000 cans of beer in their car
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Underage Spring Breakers arrested with 2000 cans of beer in their car

  Four college students en route from Louisiana State to a Spring Break paradise got quite a bit more than they bargained for when pulled over on the way. The “Semi-Fantastic Four,” as the Baton Rouge press has begun calling them, were driving a Ford F-150 with an expired tag when an officer from the…

California delights one, upsets everybody else with a “Kill Gays” ballot initiative
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California delights one, upsets everybody else with a “Kill Gays” ballot initiative

  In one of the most bizarre “Is this really 2015” moments of the year so far, a man has managed to wrangle the “Sodomite Suppression Act” onto the ballot in California. And it’s not so much that there are still fervent anti-gay people out there; it’s the language of this specific amendment that has…

Woman charged with assault for squirting breast milk on policeman
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Woman charged with assault for squirting breast milk on policeman

  Call it Uproar: Australian Style. A Western Australian woman has been detained by police and will spend a week in jail for assaulting a police officer. Her weapon of choice? The milk from her own breast. Erica Leeder, 26, of Calista (a suburb of Perth), had been arrested for an unrelated charge and was…

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PHOTOS The biggest Bloody Mary in the world is intimidating

A Milwaukee pub has created the biggest Bloody Mary in the world. It is the most absurd, delicious, terrifying meal you have ever seen: a half-gallon Bloody Mary with a fried chicken on top. In case you’re starving, though, don’t worry: it’s mounted with way more food than *just* a chicken. The old belief that…

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MUG SHOT Man with facial 666 tattoo arrested for murder in a church

  William Everett Long, 53, of Duck NC, has been arrested for murder after stabbing a man to death at a homeless shelter in the city. Both Long and the victim, 61-year-old George Henry Provost, are homeless; they were staying at the Duck United Methodist Church for the night, due to unseasonably cold winter weather….

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MUG SHOT, PHOTO Drunk driver flees scene of car accident, forgets to take his prosthetic arm with him

  A Corpus Christi police officer, responding to a report of a single-car accident, found that the driver of the car had fled the scene…but that he had also left something rather important behind. That’s right: 23-year-old Juan Gutierrez was so drunk that he forgot to take his prosthetic arm with him before stumbling off…

MUG SHOTS A match made in dairy: Couple arrested for stealing 57 blocks of Wal-Mart cheese
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MUG SHOTS A match made in dairy: Couple arrested for stealing 57 blocks of Wal-Mart cheese

  Here’s one for you: The Caldwells, a sweet, cheery couple from Chattanooga Tennesee, have been arrested for attempting to steal $600 worth of household goods from a Wal-Mart in nearby Fort Oglethorpe, Georgia. Included in that $600 haul? Fifty-seven blocks of sweet, delectable Wal-Mart cheese. Store management called the police when they spotted Mr….

PHOTO Man with tattooed eyeball convicted of attempting to kill police
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PHOTO Man with tattooed eyeball convicted of attempting to kill police

You can be forgiven for associating Jason Barnum with the circus. In addition to his name, the man’s body is a veritable firestorm of tattoed mayhem reminiscent of the sideshow acts of yore. But Barnum is in the news for perhaps the very wrongest of all wrong reasons: An Alaska court has convicted him to…