Andy Cohen got drunk and said some silly things on TV this past New Year’s. Most notably, he talked some well-earned shit about outgoing New York City mayor Bill de Blasio; Cohen also took a few shots at Ryan Seacrest, hosting his own NYE show on the other side of Times Square. Because of these…
Curtis Jackson marked a solemn September 11th with some weirdly insensitive social media messages. But 50 Cent’s 9/11 post didn’t mock the 20th anniversary of the event as much as it completely ignored America’s collective trauma in favor of ads for his liquor brands. It seems like most of the time when 50 Cent is…
Melania Trump is already on record saying she hates decorating for Christmas and thinks it’s a huge pain in the ass. (She never actually said “f*ck Christmas.” But what Melania *did* say — “Who gives a f*ck about Christmas stuff and decoration?” — is the very definition of “close enough.”) At the same time, sources…
In what honestly comes as a surprise, 21-year-old Jed Duggar lost his very first race for public office. And despite the R next to his name and whatever of Jed’s actual TV earnings Jim Bob handed him, the Jed Duggar election result was really more like a drubbing. One wonders if Jill Dillard even voted…
It was the absolute best and most fitting way for Donald Trump’s presidency to end. And it didn’t involve any electoral drama, or COVID intrigue, or embarrassing White House standoffs. Nor was Kanye involved in any way. No, the Trump event at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia was the perfect end of the Trump…
A Catholic priest has been arrested and stripped of duty after hiring two out of-town-sex workers to strip down and fornicate with him at the altar of his church. And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those pesky open windows….The New Orleans priest threesome took place on September 30th,…
If, during a pandemic, you don’t wear a mask, your job requires you to be around people, and the people around you almost never wear masks, then it’s really only a matter of time until you get sick. But it was still a surprise to get official confirmation early this morning: Trump has COVID, and…
A Massachusetts woman dubbed the Parking Lot Pooper for doing exactly that has been caught and arrested. 51-year-old Andrea Grocer, of Ashland MA, was caught mid-bowel movement outside her preferred venue: the parking lot of the Natick Outdoor Store. (And yes, I know we already covered this story in the links post, but it’s a…
Yesterday the news of Tristan Thompson’s latest infidelity broke. It came from an unexpected place: rather than a hotel rendezvous with an Instagram glamour girl, Tristan chose Kylie Jenner’s BFF Jordyn Woods. It’s still not clear exactly what the two of them did; we’ve seen anonymous insiders alleging everything from hooking up to snuggling to…
Police in metro Atlanta are still searching for a mother who used her son’s sippy cup to sneak alcohol into a movie theater, and then became too intoxicated to care for her child. Kristina Gibson, of Marietta GA, has been charged with one count each of public intoxication and reckless conduct after attending a late…
“Guess it’s good thing I don’t wear a mic all day.” — Savannah Guthrie This morning Savannah Guthrie let slip the word “sh!t” on live national television, which surprisingly doesn’t happen very often. She doesn’t realize the camera is on her and live while she rifles through some notes and says the curse word quietly…
Busby fans anxious to know what the family has been up to since the Outdaughtered Season 3 finale a couple of months ago are in luck. In a string of accidental social media updates, both Adam and Danielle have confirmed that filming is already underway for Outdaughtered Season 4. And, as we’ll explain below, the…
38-year-old Thelma Williams, of Middletown OH, was arrested and charged with “making false alarms” after filming a pair of Facebook videos in which she claimed she’d been kidnapped by a mysterious masked assailant. According to WKRC Cincinnati, Williams accused “a masked man, maybe named Tony,” of breaking into her house, tying her up, and cutting…
Ted Cruz, Texas’ junior senator and a man so thoroughly disliked by his colleagues that no one wants to be his secret Santa, is in the news this morning because someone in his office liked a two-minute p0rn clip on Twitter. Adult film account @SexuallPosts shared the clip–originally uploaded by Reality Kings–early on September 11th….
Josh Duggar, in case you forgot, is the member of the Duggar family who, as a 14-year-old, molested five underage girls, four of whom were family members. (He also admitted to infidelity and spent six months in sex rehab, but, if you only commit one of Josh Duggar’s despicable acts to memory, stick with the…
In yet another instance of the headline being so good you almost don’t need the story itself, a pastor eaten alive by crocodiles appears to have met his demise while trying to duplicate the power of Christ by walking on water for his parishoners. The story–brought to our attention by The Blemish–goes like this. Jonathan…
By this point on Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Season 6, it’s kind of all over but the shouting as far as Kirk Frost and Rasheeda’s storyline is concerned. (And, to be fair to the show, there’s never any shortage of shouting.) We know that Kirk cheated on Rasheeda because he admitted as much. We…
Alex Jones, the InfoWars.com founder whose connections to Donald Trump made him an increasingly prominent media figure throughout the 2016 presidential campaign, is best known to the general public as the public face of a host of conspiracy theories. Jones is responsible for pushing the belief that the U.S. government faked the Sandy Hook massacre…
It’s been a rough month for Kendall Jenner. For one thing, she had $200,000 worth of jewelry stolen from her house during a party. And for another–in case you hadn’t heard–she also lent her name and face to the most hilariously off-the-mark ad campaign since Don Draper tied together Hawaii and suicide with a happy…
Is the Kylie Jenner lipstick stolen? The budding 18-year-old fashion maven’s business decisions have come under fire of late, thanks to accusations that she took ideas for her lip kit from a YouTube user and passed them off as her own. Unfortunately for Kylie, those rumors have led to increased speculation that she’s about to…
Tila Tequila has been working overtime this week! Just one day after her comments about deceased Mob Wives fan favorite Angela “Big Ang” Raiola earned her widespread ridicule and condemnation, the 34-year-old took to Facebook to apologize for her controversial statements…by letting an employee take the blame. Upon first hearing of Big Ang’s passing, Tila shared what appeared…
Yes, the rumors are true: Kylie Jenner pooped herself. The star revealed as much when asked to describe her “most embarrassing moment.” The big reveal emerged during a video interview with Cosmopolitan, as part of the magazine’s controversial cover story on the Kardashians–who Cosmo called “America’s First Family.” In the aptly named “Kosmo Konfessions,” the whole “Kylie Jenner pooped…
A Texas-based textbook publisher is under fire and promising to make revisions after an image of one of its book’s sections on slavery went viral. What’s the controversy? The book refers to slaves as “workers”–a whitewashing that’s prompted ire from a number of sources. Pearland, Texas-based McGraw Hill Publishing apologized for referring to “workers” in…
A South Dakota man has been arrested and charged with a bevy of crimes following a bizarre and unfortunate firearms accident. The man shot himself in the penis with a brand-new gun–and then, when police officers at the hospital asked for an explanation, the South Dakota man told them that “a black guy” was responsible. South…
A California man has drawn praise from some and ire from others after he bucked common sense and ran back into the burning building from which he’d just escaped in order to save a rack of ribs. To his credit, Robert Wright, of Fresno, first made sure that his wife and children were completely safe….
An English woman is merely surprised after a port-a-potty-based event at a U.K. fish festival left her unbattered. The woman had stepped into the portable toilet for a brief respite just as festival organizers decided that her toilet needed to be moved…to the other side of the festival. The unnamed woman–who, it’s worth repeating, was not harmed in the…
A twelve-year-old boy on a class trip to one of the most prestigious art museums in Taiwan got much more than he bargained for when he accidentally used a prominent painting to break his fall. The boy, whose name has not been released, was partaking of the “Faces of Leonardo: Images of a Genius” exhibit…
A Scottish woman has become a viral sensation thanks to her good humor in the face of a major autocorrect fail. Emily Segge, of Lanarkshire, recently took to Twitter to share a photo of her sister’s 21st birthday cake. The cake, which you can see above, is a good piece of work! It’s handsomely done; it’s simple,…
A Florida man has been arrested and charged with a bevy of crimes after bring his 16-year-old daughter and her 17-year-old friend to a stip club and encouraging them to dance onstage. The dancing, of course, came after this Florida man fed the pair alcohol…and other drugs. Jose Manuel Arguelles, 59, of the greater Miami…
A vacationing family has some red cheeks–and is potentially in some very hot water–after the parents forgot their three-year old at a rest stop in France. The family (whose names have been withheld, pending potential litigation) stopped at the Bras de Zil rest area near Valence, about 40 miles south of Lyon. They had a picnic,…
Jason Pierre-Paul, the 26-year-old star defensive end for the New York Giants, was injured severely over the holiday weekend when a fireworks mishap burned his hand. According to several reports, Jason Pierre-Paul was preparing for the holiday by moving a great many boxes of fireworks to his south Florida home via rented van. The van did…
A Maine man died over the weekend after trying to launch a firework from his head. According to first responders, the man’s death was instantaneous. Devon Michael Staples, 22, was celebrating the Fourth of July holiday with family and friends in Calais ME, near the Canadian border, when he decided to undertake the dangerous…
A Georgia Confederate flag parade involving pedestrians and pickup trucks ended badly. Among those wounded? Confederate pride. The Confederate flag parade wound through Dalton GA over the weekend, and featured dozens of trucks and cars flying the Civil War-era emblem. A man at a local gas station started filming the event, and offered commentary…
CNN’s reputation as a source for hard-hitting, respectable, integrity-laden journalism has been taking hits for awhile now, and things haven’t gotten any better in the era of crowdsourced news. Sometimes, though, we all get a good chuckle out of a 24-hour news network’s bungling. Now is one such time. Yesterday, a CNN anchor described a…
A Florida man has been arrested and charged with a handful of interesting crimes–and gotten into some hot water with his friends–after he inadvertantly exposed his own illegal cockfighting ring by ordering a pizza to his barn. 38-year-old Eliut Jose Serrano Hernandez ordered just one pizza to his home down in Polk County FL, but…
A 35-year-old Australian woman was recently been admitted to a hospital because the skinny jeans she wore damaged the nerves in her legs. The woman had been helping a family member move, and, according to a report of her case in the medical journal Neurology, Neurosurgery, and Psychiatry, her particular task involved a great deal of squatting…
The North Carolina police who pulled over and ultimately arrested Charleston mass shooting suspect Dylann Roof stopped on the way to the police station because Roof asked for Burger King, according to a new report from the Charlotte Observer. The arresting officers recounted that Dylann Roof said he was hungry, having only eaten a bottle of…
A New Zealand criminal used a fake name when apprehended by police. Unfortunately for him, the name he used belong to an actual wanted man. According to the New Zealand Herald, a 23-year-old man was pulled over late Friday night just outside of Whangarei. When officers approached his car, the man gave a false name, instead…
LeBron James is the most well-known and highly visible player in the NBA. Has been for years. And he’s in the middle of his fifth straight trip to the NBA Finals. Last night was Game Four of the Finals. LeBron James’ Cleveland Cavaliers were up 2-1 over the Warriors of Golden State. The game…
A 31-year-old Florida man will not be charged with a crime after his May 1st attempt at homemade fireworks destroyed his condo and left him without both arms. Justin McHenry, a Florida man of Cape Coral, lost both arms to the elbows in an explosion that also destroyed his kitchen and damaged a…
A Florida man has gotten national attention for his simple act of fishmongery. Patrick Lanier, of Fort Lauderdale FL, recently attempted to sell a shark he happened to catch on the intercoastal waterway. The way he went about trying to sell the creature, though, raised more than a few eyebrows. Shortly after Lanier–who maintains he…
A California teacher is under fire from all corners after a bizarre homework assignment: go home and take selfies. But not just any selfies. This teacher assigned the students to take selfies with parents’ sex toys. It’s not immediately clear why. The assignment didn’t appear to have anything to do with any of…
An unnamed Virginia woman is being called the “Boob Job Teacher” after sharing before-and-after photos of her augmentation with students in her class. The teacher remains unnamed because she hasn’t yet been charged with a crime. What she’s accused of, though, is taking out her cellular telephone during class and using it to show her…
Matthew Makela is looking for a new job. The former Lutheran pastor (and possible former family man) has been booted from his job after his profile on gay dating app Grindr went viral. Queerty was the first to report on Makela’s Jekyll-and-Hyde personas, and noted that the Reverend’s since-deleted profile on the St. John’s…
Dominyk Antonio Alfonseca, 23, emerged as the front runner for Stupidest Criminal of the Year this week, after he robbed a bank with a ridiculously polite note, posted photos and video clips of the robbery to Instagram, and got caught. And all of that would be pretty dumb by itself–but it’s the reason Alfonseca…
A woman in a wheelchair got both more and less than she bargained for on an episode of The Price is Right this week. Danielle, a perfectly nice-seeming woman, got to be a contestant on the show, and had to guess the correct price of one of two common (ish) household items. As one…
If you want big, beautiful, pouty lips like known PacSun saleswoman Kylie Jenner, save your pennies and have plastic surgery like a normal person. That’s the opinion of a growing number of members of the medical community, who warn that the increasingly popular “Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge” can do serious damage to your kisser….
In light of yesterday’s story of a Texas Roadhouse accidentally serving a two-year-old girl sangria instead of cranberry juice, the following tale out of Oregon may or may not have you shaking your head. Authorities in the Beaver State have arrested a 22-year-old man for smoking marijuana through a glass pipe and then blowing…
A drunken airplane passenger both gave and got more than she bargained for when purchasing her ticket. According to British Airways, an unidentified 46-year-old woman caused a bit of a ruckus on an international flight from Kingston, Jamaica to London this weekend. Partway through the flight, the clearly intoxicated woman began using sexually suggestive language…
Krispy Kreme is asking for worldwide forgiveness after a store in Hull, England accidentally advertised a “KKK Wednesday” celebration. The “KKK” was, of course, supposed to stand for “Krispy Kreme Klub,” an exclusive group whose members would wear white napkins and mutter incoherent phrases while eating wonderful doughnuts. The inconsistency was first reported by…
A Corpus Christi police officer, responding to a report of a single-car accident, found that the driver of the car had fled the scene…but that he had also left something rather important behind. That’s right: 23-year-old Juan Gutierrez was so drunk that he forgot to take his prosthetic arm with him before stumbling off…
The tale of Robert Michael Phillips’ latest arrest is a bit convoluted, and is perhaps best told in individual steps. Consider, then, the following: 1. Phillips, driving in West Palm Beach FL, cut in front of an unmarked Sheriff’s vehicle and narrowly avoided an accident. 2. Now being tailed by the detective in…
So, in case you guys didn’t know, India has the worst bureaucracy in Asia and one of the worst in the world. We knew this in 2012, because of a survey a Hong Kong-based firm did–you remember when they released the results, right?–and now we have even better proof: The Indian government has finally managed…
Christmas is well past, but one California woman took a page from Santa’s playbook when trying to get inside the home of her ex-boyfriend. The 35-year-old ex-girlfriend of Tony Hernandez needed to see him so badly that she tried to break into his house via the chimney–only to get stuck inside the flue. It’s not…
A 72-year-old Wisconsin man is safe in the hospital after an unexpected deer attack left him injured and surprised. The Fond du Lac-based man, whose name has not been released for reasons of humility, was hunting deer out there on the Peebles Trail near Taycheedah. He’d shot a doe with an arrow from his trusty…
Putin strikes again. At his annual marathon press conference, the Russian President assumed that a journalist who slurred his words was drunk. The real reason the man’s speech was impaired was quite a bit different.
The school hired Elizabeth Ferguson, 36, exactly one week after she was arrested on two felony counts of heroin distribution. You’ll slap both your and your neighbor’s foreheads silly when you hear about the loophole that allowed her to get into the classroom.
Jose Canseco, a former big league slugger and the man mostly responsible for pulling back the curtain on the epidemic of steroid use in Major League Baseball, accidentally shot off one of his fingers while trying to clean his gun. Find out what happened from his fiancee and get her and his daughter’s Twitter responses to all the jokes being made about Jose since news of the accident spread.
Representative Curt Clawson, of Florida’s 19th congressional district, has come down with an acute case of Foot-In-Mouth disease.
The man did forty-thousand dollars in damage to the house, and twenty-thousand in damage to his belongings. And he still doesn’t have a spider corpse to show for it.
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