The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Brandi Glanville literally wrote the book on drinking and tweeting, and the reality star celebrated the 4th of July holidays by combining those skills with one of her other talents (being pretty much naked) in a series of racy social media photos and videos aimed at a particular “a**hole” that she no longer belongs to.
The tawdry story line started on July 2 when Brandi revealed on Twitter that she had a handsome feller coming over for a heaping helping of not-so-subtle sexual innuendo. “I’ve tricked a VERY hot man into coming over to help me turn on my BBQ,” Brandi tweeted, “little does he know he will be grilling & may never be allowed to leave.”
Waaaay later that night, Brandi tweeted an update in which you can see her working hard in the kitchen with her barbecuekadonk on display in a pair of lacy panties:
“Still cook-n,” Brandi wrote along with a slightly darker version of the photo above — which I think might have been taken by a dog?
At some point over the next 24 hours the “cook-n” must have stopped as the drink-n began. “This a semi drunken decision but I’ve decided no more group dates,late night calls or pretending I’m not ur girl…because I’m not anymore ?” Brandi tweeted.
That was followed by more of Brandi’s backside brisket, this time packaged in a flossy blue thong:
It seems the main course was just for show, however. “Dear a**hole this is no longer yours,” Brandi tweeted along with “? bye.” (It’s unclear just who Brandi is referring to, although it was recently reported that she was dating comedian Theo Von.)
Brandi then did some app swapp-n by moving over to Instagram where she posted the same thong selfie and wrote “Drunken post! French cut is back! #ibizasuit ready to re-start my life!?happy 4th.” She also shared a video lip syncing along to Lesley Gore’s song “You Don’t Own Me:”
As her final declaration of independence, Brandi ironically took to Facebook (no face to be seen) where she combined song and thong for her coup de grâce — a video clip of her flossed backside walking away as Leslie Gore sings:
Oh, and just in case you were
underwear unaware, you can see Brandi on an all new episode of Famously Single tonight at 10/9c on E!. Yes, the timing is suspicious. But, Brandi knows better than anyone that sex sells — and here we are doing a post about it, right? Tush touché Brandi.