Louis Tomlinson conceived a baby with ‘close friend’ Briana Jungwirth weeks after splitting from his longtime girlfriend
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Louis Tomlinson conceived a baby with ‘close friend’ Briana Jungwirth weeks after splitting from his longtime girlfriend

ByEmily

  It seems Louis Tomlinson’s life is headed in one unexpected direction: Multiple sources confirm he is expecting a baby with “very close friend” Briana Jungwirth. “Louis is happy and very excited about becoming a dad and he thinks Briana will be an amazing mother,” a mutual friend of the One Direction singer and Los Angeles-based…

Zayn Malik and former 1D bandmate Louis Tomlinson are fighting on Twitter
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Zayn Malik and former 1D bandmate Louis Tomlinson are fighting on Twitter

ByEmily

During their days together in One Direction, Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson were adored by pre-teens and teenagers around the world. It seems some of that juvenile influence rubbed off on them. In case you somehow missed it, Zayn left One Direction in March. He said at the time that he has “four friends for…

VIDEO Amy Schumer’s newest One Direction parody is currently blowing up the internet

VIDEO Amy Schumer’s newest One Direction parody is currently blowing up the internet

ByJohn

  Amy Schumer is on quite a hot streak lately. First, her booty anthem parody “Milk Milk Lemonade” went viral; next, her “Last F•ckable Day” video, a send-up of Hollywood ageism, went even viraler. Now, she’s revisiting a recent tiff with unstoppable boy band juggernaut One Direction, and mocking phony beauty standards in the process….

Zayn Malik quits One Direction: read the official statements from Zayn, 1D and Simon Cowell
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Zayn Malik quits One Direction: read the official statements from Zayn, 1D and Simon Cowell

ByAsa Hawks

Boy pop supergroup One Direction is now apparently Two Directions as member Zayn Malick officially quits the band. The permanent split comes almost exactly a week after it was announced Zayn was taking a break from the band’s tour due to stress from allegations that he cheated on his fiancée Perrie Edwards. Statements from Zayn,…

Zayn Malik announces break from One Direction amidst cheating rumors
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Zayn Malik announces break from One Direction amidst cheating rumors

ByEmily

One Direction’s Zayn Malik is taking a hiatus from the boy band while he sorts through some personal issues, his representative said in a statement today. “Zayn has been signed off with stress and is flying back to the UK to recuperate,” the rep told E! News. “The band wish him well and will continue…

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One Direction’s Zayn Malik is ‘angry and upset’ Matt Lauer asked if he has a drug problem

ByEmily

During Monday’s show, Today‘s Matt Lauer asked the One Direction members point-blank whether absent singer Zayn Malik is dealing with a substance abuse problem. Zayn spoke out later… And wasn’t happy with Matt Lauer.

One Direction’s Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson shown smoking pot, joking about it in self-made video
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One Direction’s Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson shown smoking pot, joking about it in self-made video

ByEmily

A new video appears to show One Direction’s Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson smoking a joint while arriving for their April 27 concert in Lima, Peru. Both boy band stars joked about “Mary J” and mocked the cops from the safety of their car.

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Mom sells “trollop” daughter’s One Direction tickets on eBay

ByAsa Hawks

Check out this Australian mom’s vengeful eBay listing of her teen daughter’s One Direction tickets that includes calling her daughter and her friends “trollops” for lying about sleepovers so they could be with older boys as well as such brutal declarations as: “I find it HIGHLY amusing that you girls think you invented this stuff. Tricks like this on OUR parents is how HALF of you were conceived …..And why a lot of your friends DONT have an address to send that Fathers day card to!!!” (And did I mention the current bid on the four tickets is now over $22,000?)

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VIDEO: Watch One Direction’s “Our Moment” fragrance ad

ByStarcasm Staff

One Direction now has a signature fragrance called “Our Moment.” Harry Styles has described the scent as smelling like a “summer day.” Contributing to the olfactory experience are jasmine petals, frangipani, pink grapefruit, wild berries and red currants. Their cheesy commercial features the boys interacting with all those things while a super-sweet rendition of “My Favorite Things” sung by Diana Vickers.

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One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson and The Wanted’s Tom Parker get into Twitter feud

ByLindsay

Louis Tomlinson and Tom Parker are in rivaling boy bands and while they are both hugely popular, tension has clearly been lingering between them. It all started when Louis sarcastically mentioned The Wanted at one of the band’s gigs over the weekend. That led Tom to take to Twitter to defend his band — and royally slam Louis.

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VIDEOS Harry Styles keeps getting nailed in the nads by audience projectiles

ByDarren O

There is an epidemic in the world of One Direction’s heart throb Harry Styles. The guy keeps getting his family jewels nailed by projectiles from audience members. See the recent not so soft-shoe strike and then catch an earlier clip in which Harry suffered yet another hairy hari-kari mishap. For the love of America’s Funniest Home Videos can the groin blasting stop!?!

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VIDEO Taylor Swift and Harry Styles kiss on New Year’s Eve in Times Square

ByLindsay

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles rang in the New Year together in New York City last night where they were spotted sharing their first kiss of 2013. Taylor was in town to perform during the New Year’s Rockin’ Eve show, but she didn’t let that stand in the way of her and her new beau smooching it up at midnight. Luckily, there were hundreds of thousands of other on the street with them with cell phones so we got a photo of the momentous event as well as a video clip!

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VIDEO Taylor Swift spotted with One Direction’s Harry Styles

ByLindsay

Taylor Swift and One Direction’s Harry Styles are officially an item. Well, at least according to new photos and video of the pair. Over the weekend, the two singer were spotted at Central Park where they hung with friends and took in the sights at the Central Park Zoo. This wasn’t the first time these two have been linked and judging by the way Harry speaks of Taylor, it won’t be the last.

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New Music Friday! Christina Aguilera “Your Body,” Nicki Minaj “The Boys,” Taylor Swift, One Direction

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s Friday, and that usually means it’s time to kick back and party, so every Friday we’re gonna round up some of the hottest new music to help everyone get their party on. This week we’ve got Christina Aguilera, Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift, and One Direction (well, we’ve got some artwork.)

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Boy band’s butt has the power of hypnosis, creates new meme “The Photobum”

ByDarren O

I’ve never heard of the Irish boy band One Direction but there was something irresistible about the twit-pic that singer Zayn Malik posted from the studio. What that irresistible something is would be the fact that a boy band member’s bum apparently has the ability to hypnotize as a young fellow in the pic seems absolutely lost in the glowing beauty of that backside. Unintentionally, they have created a new internet meme “The Photobum.” Check it out!