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Zach Galifianakis brutally rejects Ke$ha

ByDarren O

Ke$ha has been open about her desire for, “fat bearded boyfriends” and has stated that comedian and actor Zach Galifianakis would be her ideal man. In fact she went as far to email him in hopes of hooking up. Sadly Zach did not share the same affections for the “Tik Tok” singer, after reading recent comments you could say he felt the complete opposite. Read his candid and borderline brutal quote in regards to Ke$ha from an upcoming Rolling Stone interview.

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Michael Jackson’s Thriller jacket could sell for a million plus

ByDarren O

Arguably the most iconic wardrobe piece in pop music history is going up on the auction block as the red and black leather jacket duplicated by the truckload during the 80’s worn during Michael Jackson’s game changing music video for “Thriller” will be sold on June 25.

Find out the details and then try to come up with another pop music article of clothing more priceless since the music video age than this one because I couldn’t!

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Who is Karl Welzein?

ByDarren O

This is one of those you can say I heard about it at Starcasm first. Karl Welzein is arguably the funniest thing going on Twitter. He’s a middle-aged Michigan man who goes by the Twitter handle @DadBoner. He’s in a mid-life crisis of sorts and is torn between his love of good bowel movements, beer and his family. Karl’s plight will grow on you until you find yourself hoping the best for a man that you’re 99% sure is the figment of a very funny person’s imagination.

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Will Jennifer Lopez’s intimate video be appearing on a screen near you?

ByDarren O

Yes, Jennifer Lopez has a confirmed “intimate video” and yes the release of said video could decrease the work output of the world by at least 25% for at least an entire business quarter. In the interest of self preservation and to battle a worsening economy at the hands of her badonkulousness JLo has been fighting whitened tooth and manicured nail with the assistance of her lawyers to make sure that this tape never sees the light of day or the dim lights of your den. The latest reports on this bumshell of a tape is that it has been stolen which means it could be appearing on a computer screen near you and all your friends and all their friends soon!

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VIDEO ‘Next 2 U’ featuring Justin Bieber, Chris Brown leaks

ByDarren O

There’s been a culture shift in music over the last year or so. It’s now kind of a surprise if a major pop artist doesn’t have his or her song and or video leaked. When you combine the forces of two singers at the top of their games like say Justin Bieber and Chris Brown, it’s almost a certainty that the listening and viewing public will be getting an unintended sneak peek. Check out the 8 minute leaked music video that’s more like a short film for the song “Next 2 U.”

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Breaking Bad season 4 official trailer, premiere date released

ByDarren O

If you’re a fellow passenger on the Bryan Cranston as Walter White bandwagon you’ve been patiently waiting to find out when the 4th season of the best drama on TV was firing up its cookers and getting back to work. Well the wait is over and soon we can emerge from our Winnebago and get back to the impossibly entertaining world of Walter, Jesse, Skyler, Walter Jr., Saul, Pollos hermanos and the rest. Get the premiere date and see the spoiler-free but still Heisenberg-level kick-butt trailer.

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Is Kim Kardashian pregnant, changing name to Kim Humphries?

ByDarren O

The Kim Kardashian rumor mill has been churning at full speed since her engagement to b-baller Kris Humphries. So what’s being said about the starlet as of today? Wellllll, she’s pregnant, getting married in two months and is going to officially change her name to Kim Humphries! You know those first two seem reasonable but Kim Humphries!?!

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Meet Kym Nguyen of Love in the Wild

ByDarren O

NBC has delayed the premiere of their upcoming dating reality contest meets Survivor themed show Love in the Wild. This is fine with me because it’s giving me more time to patiently decide which smokin’ hot contestant I’m gonna profile next. After looking at about a thousand photos of Kym Nguyen, a hairstylist from Quincy, MA, I have to admit this decision was made for me! Bikini photos, video, brief bio information and links for the 5’3″ powerhouse.

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Scottie Pippen blasphemes His Airness

ByDarren O

We usually avoid straight sport stories here at Starcasm but when someone goes Benedict Arnold on your childhood hero you got to stand your ground. Scottie Pippen, whom Michael Jordan carried to 6 rings has suggested that Lebron James is already greater than his famous teammate. Read Pippen’s stupid statement that can only rationally be explained by some seriously deep-seeded second fiddle jealousy.

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Courtney Love: Lady Gaga is ‘weird, sexless Barbie doll’

ByDarren O

Courtney Love opened her yap for an incredible sprawling interview for The Fix, a website that focuses on recovery and addiction, things Courtney knows a thing or three thousand about. She singles out who’s primarily to blame for Kurt Cobain’s death, advises never to take random pills from Andy Dick, shares what her drug addiction bottom was and provides her assessment that Lady Gaga could very well become a lonely drag queen because gay men and stylists have turned her into a weird, sexless Barbie doll!

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Celebrity Rehab’s Jeff Conaway taken off of life support

ByDarren O

In sad news, Grease, Taxi, and Celebrity Rehab veteran actor Jeff Conaway has been taken off of life support after being in a coma induced by pneumonia and sepsis.

UPDATE – Conaway has reportedly died at the age of 60. Keep reading for all the sad details and relive a little of his happier days as Kenickie in the musical Grease.

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Mob Wives land 2nd season, reunion show

ByDarren O

All aboard the Staten Island reality ferry because our hard-core girls Renee Graziano, Karen Gravano, Drita D’avanzo and Carla Facciolo have been re-upped by VH1 for a second season of the popular docu-soap Mob Wives. Get the particulars and read what Renee had to tweet to her minimemobsters about season 2.

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The Avett Brothers: Carrying on the legacy of Bruce Springsteen

ByDarren O

I’ve been a Bruce Springsteen fan ever since I was a kid and while I’ve discovered many other musical artists that are just as if not more important no one seemed to fill what I call that “belief music” space that The Boss owns. Well that was until I came across The Avett Brothers from Concord, North Carolina. Read how a cover of “Glory Days” lead me to realize that Scott and Seth Avett are carrying on Bruce’s legacy more than any other artist I know of.

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Trial date set for taped Jenelle Evans fight

ByDarren O

Teen Mom Tar Heel firecracker Jenelle Evans knows it’s hard to make a court date in Brunswick County, North Carolina when you’re rehabbing in Malibu, California. Thankfully her lawyer did too and got a newly scheduled court date in regards to her now infamous videotaped fight with Britany Truett. Find out how Jenelle is doing, when she’ll be coming home, when the trial will be (as of now anyways) and a special tribute to the great state of North Carolina.

VIDEO Tornado vs. Tractor Trailer

ByDarren O

I recently visited friends in Birmingham, Alabama and was overwhelmed by their stories of fear and hopelessness in relation to the horrible storms and tornadoes that recently descended upon their region. In the following video you see another recent tornado literally demolish a semi as if it were made of paper on Interstate 40 near Shawnee, Oklahoma. Check out the video and find out about the fate of the driver who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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MUG SHOTS Gary Shirley arrested following confrontation with Amber Portwood

ByDarren O

Just yesterday as in YESTERDAY I rambled on about how Gary Shirley and Amber Portwood would somehow be the couple to stand the test of time in the Teen Mom universe. Now we have Gary’s first known serious run in with the law that happened following an alleged confrontation with Amber. Incredible!

See the two mug shots and find out how an argument with Amber caught the police officer’s attention and what offense Shirley got double handcuffed and taken to jail for.

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Kim Kardashian got a $2 million diamond ring (She’s also engaged to Kris Humphries)

ByDarren O

You read that right! Kim Kardashian is engaged to be married to NBA baller Kris Humphries. Find out how Kris proposed, how the Kris that’s already a Kardashian helped plan the party and exactly how many karats it takes to get Kim K to say yes (a lot)!

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The Voice Week 5 recap: Love is a battlefield

ByDarren O

The action is starting to get tense on The Voice as Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Cee Lo Green and Christina Aguilera pare down their teams for the final 16. See who sang against who tonight, which songs were performed and who got sent packing during week 5 of the singing competition. As always we provide you the chance to let your voice be heard with a poll on which team you believe has the best chance to win.

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Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley’s bond is unbreakable

ByDarren O

Call me crazy but when the dust settles in the Teen Mom universe and MTV is doing a 30th Anniversary Special my money is on troubled lovers Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley to be the couple together holding hands laughing at it all. Read Gary’s latest sweet-tweets to his tweetheart Ambs that includes the following poster child for social media information overload:

“Next to me half naked. Wearing my shirt.”

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VIDEO The Muppets wonderfully sneaky rom-com trailer

ByDarren O

The best film you very well may see in theaters right now is the trailer for the upcoming The Muppets movie. It was a sneaky little rom-com fooled you as stars Jason Segel and Amy Adams present a lead in to what could be the worst romantic comedy of all time but then Kermit and Miss Piggy and the rest of Henson’s gang crash the trailer just in the nick of time.

Check out the great trailer and a number of HD Stills including my personal favorite Fozzie Bear.

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Is John Travolta costing Housewife Sonja Morgan $7 million?

ByDarren O

When I imagine a film involving NYC Housewife Sonja Morgan and it has the title Fast Flash Bang Time I guarantee you it has nothing to do with John Travolta! Anywho, sadly for Sonja this film that never happened is going to cost her 7 million according to a recent appellate court ruling. Find out about the film, who is getting Sonja’s money and why Sonja blames Vinnie Barbarino for the whole sordid affair!

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Taylor Swift ‘dress rehearsal’ raises nearly a million for tornado relief

ByDarren O

Taylor Swift has grown up quite a bit since her last full fledged tour and so has her stage act and fan base apparently. The popular singer held her final dress rehearsal in Nashville for the North American leg of her Speak Now World Tour and invited fans in to raise money for victims of the recent devastating tornadoes. The venue was packed as those in attendance saw multiple stage sets including a gazebo, spiral staircases, choreographed dancers that flew around with sparklers and several wardrobe changes by the singer. See images from the benefit as well as amateur video footage of the songs “Mean” and “Our Song.”

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Extreme sex, violence cause viewers to flee new Antonio Banderas film

ByDarren O

Part of the Cannes experience is the standard fare of envelope pushing foreign films that test the limits of an audience. This was certainly the case with Antonio Banderas’ latest called The Skin I Live In as many in attendance were unable to make it through the violent scenes of rape and surgical alteration that are part of the film that is being raved about by critics. See a trailer and an interview from Cannes with Banderas about the film and get a summary of the plot that seems like an attempt to one up the recent hit The Human Centipede.

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PHOTOS LeAnn Rimes’ thin look at NBC party

ByDarren O

Eddie Cibrian is the lead male role in NBC’s upcoming Mad Menesque 60’s era show The Playboy Club. To help promote what the struggling network hopes to be a big fall success Eddie attended an Upfront party in the NYC with wife LeAnn Rimes. The couple looked happy but what really stood out was LeAnn’s new figure or more appropriately lack thereof. Check out photos of a thin looking Rimes out on the town.

Amazing movie theater trailer proposal

ByDarren O

In our modern world of social media and amazing celebrity blogs {ahem} it’s hard to get noticed. Well our man Matt Still took it next level with his going viral proposal to his sweetheart Ginny Joiner. Dude went and had an entire theatrical movie trailer filmed, invited family and friends to a local theater and surprised his soul mate Ginny with said proposal trailer. Get your popcorn (and tissues) ready and check out Matt Still’s Making the Movies Jealous

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‘The Situation’ threatens to sue ‘The Confrontation’

ByDarren O

The Situation’s pop Frank Sorrentino, also known as The Confrontation, has continued his verbal war against who he calls his a-hole son that broke his heart. Well the Sitch has finally returned fire with an email threat from his lawyers. Read on to find out what Jersey Shore’s Mike Sorrentino is threatening and Frank’s hard line reaction to it all.

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PHOTOS Meet Leah Renee ‘Bunny Alice’ from The Playboy Club

ByDarren O

NBC has officially announced their fall line-up and the most talked about new edition is a drama in the vein of Mad Men. It’s called The Playboy Club and it focuses on the lives of fictional employees and patrons of the 60’s era Chicago Playboy Club. I’ve been assigned the ‘difficult’ task of profiling the 5 ladies who will be portraying the lead iconic Bunnys. First up is singer, songwriter and actress Leah Renee from Toronto. Leah is sexy, talented and did the voice for Beaver in the animated kids show Franklin which wins her much respect in my household! Check out photos, videos, bio and more for “Bunny Alice.”

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Kim Kardashian’s sex tape partner denies dating ex Housewife Danielle Staub

ByDarren O

Rumors have been swirling that two veterans of celebrity sex tape fame – record producer and Kim K co-star Ray J and ex Real Housewife Danielle Staub – had found each other and were dating. Ray J has undressed addressed these rumors with one of the funniest Twitter-denials I can recall. You’ve got to see it to believe it!

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Meet Samantha Woods of ‘Love in the Wild’

ByDarren O

Pulled a Friday and went ahead and did another profile for the upcoming Survivor flavored reality dating show on NBC Love in the Wild. Next up is another brunette beauty from California, 23-year-old wedding planner Samantha Woods. Check out photos and get some brief bio info including her love for dive bars, Coors Light and the San Diego Chargers. Hey, I like her already!

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PHOTOS Meet Theresa Trujillo of ‘Love in the Wild’

ByDarren O

NBC is going after the dating genre reality TV show concept but with a whole new Survivor flavored twist. The show is called Love in the Wild and it will feature 10 single men and 10 single women who get dropped into the Costa Rican jungle and pair up to face real life Romancing the Stone type of adventures. The lovely lady pictured has been cast for the show and she is 24-year-old Theresa Trujillo of San Jose, California. Let’s take a little time to get cozy with Theresa sans all those nasty jungle bugs!

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Bob Dylan addresses China censorship ‘controversy’

ByDarren O

Critics were all over legend Bob Dylan when he recently toured China for the very first time. Reports of censorship and outcries for the man to publicly speak out about injustices rained down from all sides. Dylan almost always lets his songs do the talking because he can, but in this instance the idiot wind was blowing so hard he felt compelled to reply. Read Dylan’s statement that flat out steamrolls the speculative criticism that came his way.

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Ashton Kutcher tweets mathematical Two and a Half Men confirmation?

ByDarren O

The internet is buzzing with the news that #winning Charlie Sheen has possibly been replaced by none other than Ashton Kutcher. The Hollywood Reporter first ran with the story citing sources close to the show that stated Kutcher was putting the final touches on the deal. Deadline went a step further and has confirmed the news. So how has notorious tweet-aholic Kutcher responded? Well answer this my friends:

What is the square root of 6.25?

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VIDEO Dunder Mifflin’s Subtle Sexuality drop ‘Girl Next Door’

ByDarren O

The hottest girl group to possibly ever come out of Scranton, PA, featuring Dunder Mifflin employees Kelly Kapoor and Erin Hannon, has dropped their second hit single “Girl Next Door.” “GND” as the kids are now calling it is an existential musing on the choices a man, in this case featured artist Ry Howard, faces when he has a choice of who to love. See the video, catch our extensive gallery of high quality stills and get the full lyrics for a song sure to win a Grammy Dundie Award or two!

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PHOTOS Angelina Jolie, Jack Black escort Kung Fu Panda to Cannes

ByDarren O

Angelina Jolie, Jack Black and Po the panda rocked out Cannes as the stars of the film Kung Fu Panda II looked to rev up some excitement for the upcoming May 26 release date. See some fun photos as the three got the crowd going and find out how Angelina and Jack’s long standing friendship began on a 14-foot fish ride with that Will Smith guy.

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VIDEO OC Housewife Alexis Bellino discusses eating disorders

ByDarren O

Beautiful and opinionated Real Housewife of Orange County, Alexis Bellino, has revealed that she suffered with eating disorders that began as a young girl and continued through her college years. In opening up about her past struggles she hopes to help those who find themselves in a similar situation. Read her candid statements, see a video of Alexis discussing anorexia and bulimia, and find out how you can detect the signs of an eating disorder.

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Did RHBH’s Taylor and Russell Armstrong secretly split?

ByDarren O

Taylor and Russell Armstrong of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are a couple shrouded in mystery and now there is reports that the two have “secretly” split. Read on for the details of the report and catch our theory about Russell’s shady past perhaps having something to do with all of this.

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Could ‘Fast Five’ be next year’s Oscar darling?

ByDarren O

Fast Five has red lined its way out of the box office gates breaking The Fast and the Furious franchise record with over 80 million dollars in its opening weekend. This success has convinced lead actor Vin Diesel that the film very would could be in Oscar contention next year. Read on for his wonderful quote!

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VIDEOS ‘The Situation’s’ dad ‘The Confrontation’ brutally calls out son

ByDarren O

In this line of work you see some strange strange things. I can’t recall in recent memory anything quite like the rampaging videos that Jersey Shore’s Mike Sorrentino, “The Situation,” has had posted ripping him a new one from his own pops. Frank Sorrentino, “The Confrontation,” has launched a website with the apparent desire to go after his boy, to flat out call him out on forgetting where he came from. Get prepared to have your brain imploded by the new model for family dysfunction clips!

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The Voice Week 3 recap: Let the battles begin

ByDarren O

NBC put things into overdrive last week by completing the blind auditions and filling in all 32 roster spots. Each coach has 8 members going into week one of the battle rounds. Find out who was pitted against who, what song they sang, who got sent packing and then let your voice be heard by voting for the team that you think is the front-runner!

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Multiple charges dropped against Jenelle Evans but is Kieffer Delp filing new ones?

ByDarren O

Jenelle Evans does her version of the “Teflon Teen Mom” as multiple charges have been dropped against her. Find out why the judge has dismissed the claims and then try to keep from bustin’ a gut when you read her reaction to a report that is claiming Kieffer Delp is attempting to file a restraining order against her.

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PHOTOS President Obama immortalized with action figure The Rambama

ByDarren O

So how do you go about recognizing The President following his noted victory against Al Qaeda? Well his approval rating jumped up by like 4 or 5 points or something and the fine folks on the other side of the aisle tersely congratulated his accomplishments but most importantly you forge his likeness into an action figure! See The Rambama in all its gun show glory as da Prez becomes immortalized in a very American way!

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Maria Shriver’s “How Do I Transition?” video foreshadows split

ByDarren O

The split of Maria Shriver from husband Arnold Schwarzenegger is dominating the entertainment headlines right now. Many folks are now saying after-the-fact that they aren’t surprised but in light of multiple groping allegations against the Gubernator and 25 years of Maria sticking it out I think that’s a little overstated. The following video posted by a downtrodden Maria from back in March does seem to foreshadow her current split. See her plea for assistance along with the full transcript.

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16 & Pregnant Jamie McKay’s baby-daddy explains arrests

ByDarren O

Our boy Ryan McElrath, Jamie Mckay’s baby-daddy from the most recent episode of 16 & Pregnant, did not come out looking too sweet after the show or after all the recent publicly broadcasted accounts of his arrest history. Read on to get R-Mac’s defense of his rap sheet and see if all this explaining passes our stern “the father of a teen daughter” test.

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The 80’s called and wants fashion back from X Factor judges

ByDarren O

The 1980’s were the days man, big hair, shiny purple ruffled ensembles on those senior girls who wouldn’t give you the time of day. The smell of Aqua Net virtually emanating from their yearbook photos. Big earrings and over-sized trinket jewelry. Open shoulder tops with high waist big belt sexiness… WAIT!?! I think The X Factor judges have a hot tub time machine and stole the 80’s fashion!

Bonus: Simon Cowell in a Members Only jacket – top that!

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PHOTO Christina Aguilera out without lipstick

ByDarren O

Octave buster Christina Aguilera stepped out with her boyfriend Matt Rutler in New York City over the weekend but forgot her lipstick. Check out a fresh faced X-Tina in a photo that will make you realize just how used to seeing her in fiery red lipstick we all were. In addition check out a side-by-side that really accentuates how unique her look was!

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Tara Reid loses tooth, glues it back and continues to party

ByDarren O

If your front tooth fell out at the club would you glue it back in and get back to groovin’? If you’re party-girl legend and resident Alcohall of Fame member Tara Reid you would apparently! Read on for a great Tara Reid being Tara Reid story and decide for yourself if you believe it’s true.

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VIDEOS Chris Brown’s mom discusses Rihanna, GMA, leaked naked photos and more

ByDarren O

I think, check that I KNOW, Chris Brown should hire his momma as his publicist. In a short period of time he’d have a good woman, a renewed rep and the freedom to get back to laying down great records. Read and watch two videos of Joyce Hawkins’ refreshing comments in regards to her son’s past including the Rihanna assault, the leaked naked photos, and the GMA blow up.

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Eddie Cibrian to ex Brandi Glanville: Don’t parade kids on RHBH

ByDarren O

As I reported yesterday it’s a near certainty that Brandi Glanville will become the newest Housewife of Beverly Hills. Her ex Eddie Cibrian is reacting strongly about the news taking a hard line in regards to the two sons they share appearing in any form on the show. Read reports of his and Brandi’s reactions and let us know if you think he’s being a hypocrite or not.

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PHOTO American Pickers’ Danielle Colby gets scooteriffic sexy!

ByDarren O

YES! This is a Starcasm internal Friday victory crush-theft joyous moment for yours truly. Until this post fellow blogger Asa H. has cornered the market on having to “work” on all the sexy burlesquein’ Farmageddon supportin’ Dannie Dieslin’ action that is American Pickers sweetheart Danielle Colby. Asa took a little holiday today and to show my support I’m stealing Danielle right out from under him! See Danielle vamp it up scooter style and find out where you can see more great pics of Miss Colby.