In the film Syrup set for a 2012 release actress Amber Heard plays the character 6 who is a 20-something trying to make it to the top of the soda corporate ladder. If these photos coming from the set are any indication Amber is as sweet and refreshing as bottled Coca-Cola on a hot summer day. Amber is so refreshing she’s even making my Mello-Yello uptight, now you’ve heard the news!
We profiled the controversial 16-year-old bride Courtney Stodden of 51-year-old veteran actor Doug Hutchison. Many of the responses to our post and the news that spread like crazy around the internet was that it was a stunt and that there was no way the mature looking girl featured in that post was 16. Well their marriage license says otherwise!
NBC is going after both The Bachelor and Survivor in one show called Love in the Wild. This reality vehicle takes ten sexy dudes and ladies and dumps them in the wild of Costa Rica as they form romantic couples and attempt to navigate challenges together to win the show. I’ve been profiling some of the ladies and next up is the exotically beautiful Vanessa Guerrero of Phoenix, Arizona.
In the following random video I present to you South Armagh, Ireland’s gate bustin’ bovine Daisy. Farmer Tom Grant had a problem with his cows escaping their lock up consistently and he got so worked up about he went and had surveillance cameras installed to find out who was messing with his (cow) boys. It turned out to farmer Tom’s surprise it was an inside job.
My man Peter Thomas who managed to land the lovely Atlanta Housewife Cynthia Bailey is reportedly on trial for simple battery of a former female employee named Tamela. Read on for the deets and the sources who are claiming he will likely be found guilty and have to spend a year in prison.
I think making a bunch of bank filming a commercial while under house arrest is a much more effective kiss my backside statement than actually writing F’ you on your fingernail. So I’m guessing that maybe Lindsay Lohan actually is maturing! See the under 20 second sales pitch that has to be the easiest money LiLo has ever made!
In the pop universe “stars” come and go yet somehow the master of the parody song, Weird Al Yankovic, manages to maintain relevancy decade after decade.
His latest work is a spoof of the biggest pop star on the planet now Lady Gaga as he turns her anthemic “Born This Way” on its head as a song all about Mother Monster called “Perform This Way.” This is his first single in 5 years and one that almost didn’t happen. See the video, some HD stills and the misunderstanding that originally had Al thinking he wouldn’t be allowed to lampoon Lady G.
It’s a wild thing when you see child actors grow up right in front of your eyes. This is especially true when it come to the leads in the Harry Potter franchise because their physical maturation has progressed from film to film as well. A prime example of this phenomenon is Bonnie Wright’s latest cover for Haute Muse. The 20-year-old who has come of age portraying Ginny Weasley is all woman now and she looks beautiful on this cover. Check it out!
As I dreamed last night I thought, “I sure would love to wake up and see Tom Cruise with long hair, formed in a quasi Axl Rose pose looking like he’s back lit from Hollyweird Heaven and most importantly making devil horns as some dude named Stacee Jaxx.”
Dreams do come true! So check out the first image of Tom Cruise as big-time-buffed 80’s rocker Stacee Jaxx in the highly anticipated film Rock of Ages.
The real star from season 12 of Big Brother, Britney Haynes, is tweeting out advice for Season 13’s contestants. Hayden and his lovely Beatles mop may have took the bank but my southern belle stole my heart. Beautiful, witty, sharp as a Razorback’s tooth and shows well on camera, so how is Miss Haynes not a star yet? I digress, read her advice that includes the fact that you shouldn’t worry about condoms and check out the two brief promo clips for BB 13. Oh man, I’m gonna miss you Miss Britney!
Scott Adams of “Dilbert” fame recently posted a blog in which he likened rape to the “meat tweeting” actions of Rep. Anthony Weiner, calling them natural male instincts. Read his controversial ideas and the frightening place he sees society headed in regards to controlling the human male.
Nobody has had it rougher with the press and, yes blogs, than Britney Spears. She took to the stage in Sacramento last night for the tour opener of Femme Fatale and the reviews are in. She absolutely nailed it – take that h8rs! Read a rave from Rolling Stone, Britney’s enthusiastic post-show tweet and two amazing shots of Brit-Brit mounting a giant guitar stage prop.
This could be the worst thing to happen to Friday since the stock market crash of 1929, called “Black Friday” over in Europe. Actually this is our 100-year “Black Friday” as YouTube phenom Rebecca Black has pulled her mega-million viewed mega-hit “Friday” from YouTube because of a legal fight with Ark Music Factory. This is not fun fun fun fun folks. But we have some relief as I present to you five “Friday” song alternatives that you can still catch via the video service!
You know it gets bad when your detractors include Grover from Sesame Street. Such is the fate of Bono’s Broadway dream Spider-Man: Turn of the Dark. Check out the adult humored lampoon of the maligned musical that includes the following burn from Grover, “”You must be patient, sir. It’s Bono’s first show ever.”
Read on and here is what you will see from the Vancouver riots; a young nincompoop runs full steam and slams into a porta potty for no apparent reason until the apparent reason (the fact that some other idiot was standing on top of said porta potty) comes crashing down head first in to the pavement. Then a policeman proceeds to treat the porta potty smashing doofus like the porta potty he originally rammed by punching the dude in his face. I am not kidding, this is real.
How can you make a pimped out, glass lined pool in Vegas look even cooler? Add one heavy dose of Cee Lo Green chillaxing, that’s how! Now my unhealthy man crush is all wet and so pronounced that I had to make up a word just to describe it (now ain’t that some sh_t).
UNCEELIEVABLE!
NYC Housewife Cindy Barshop is raking in the bank with her “Completely Bare” spas that specialize in vajazzling. A former employee filed a racial discrimination complaint against the store and Barshop is vehemently denying the allegations. Read the harsh claims of the former employee and Cindy’s straight from the hip response.
Lady Gaga used her considerable influence via Twitter and requested that her Little Monsters make videos of support for her friend Clarence Clemons who played on the Born This Way track “The Edge of Glory.” Read her tweet, Springsteen’s comments about the Big Man and my personal thanks to Lady Gaga for the wonderful act of kindness.
Usually when Courtney Love attends an event the hot mess award is locked down but wait one minute all you fashionistas. The new contender to C-Love’s throne, the up-and-comer Hot Topic discount rack representin’ Ke$ha was on hand and she just might have out oh nooooooo’d Courtney. See 3 side-by-side comparisons and decide for yourself who was the hottest mess of all at the amfAR Inspiration Gala!
Amber Portwood’s family is blaming baby-daddy Gary Shirley for the Teen Mom’s current hospitilization from a reported suicide attempt yesterday. Read the allegations made by Amber’s brother Shawn, Gary’s denial and a direct quote from the Season 3 trailer that seems to contradict Shirley’s defense.
Are you so ready for Season 4 of Breaking Bad that you’re sweating like you’re stranded in a broke down Winnebago out in the middle of nowhere while your high school chemistry teacher is cookin’ meth in his white tighties beside you!?! Ease some of that need with the following complete official cast portraits and promo posters for the upcoming season of my choice for the very best drama on TV.
Amber Portwood is now serving a 2-year-probation sentence for the infamous televised smack down of baby-daddy Gary Shirley. In a recent discussion with HollyBaby the Teen Mom talked about the violence of the popular show Mob Wives and dropped a little Season 3 spoiler info by revealing that viewers will be provided important background information that will help explain why she was compelled to lay it on “It’s Gary Time.” Read on for the quote and why, despite her not condoning the violence of Mob Wives, Amber’s a big fan of that show.
Networks think long and hard about which new shows to plug into their prime time slots and you don’t get any more prime time on cable than following Teen Mom on MTV! The show that has received this important green-light is a scripted comedy called Awkward that will star Ashley Rickards as Jenna Hamilton, a high-schooler who must deal with a not-so-fun stigma following an accident. Includes lots of photos of Ashley as well as the official preview trailer for Season One!
If you were to believe all the rumors about actress Olivia Wilde and the A-list actors she has supposedly dated you would assume that her surname was certainly appropriate! She’s been linked to Justin Timberlake and Bradley Cooper among others but she’s put all this speculation to bed, literally, by tweeting an intimate photo of herself cuddling in bed with her “only boyfriend.” Check it out!
That is actually not part of our PHOTO O’ THE DAY but it is from the infamous Jennifer Lopez sex tape. Recently hubby Marc Anthony, who nailed The National Anthem last night at the Heat – Mavericks game btw, walked out when a reporter hounded him about the particulars of the video. In a follow up report a Spanish news agency was kind enough to include two very brief clips and the other is of JLo doing an Ace Ventura impersonation as she bends over (clothed mind you) and lets her private area do a little talking!
The real winner from American Idol Pia Toscano was spotted out with Dancing With the Stars’ Mark Ballas over the weekend doing a little retail therapy at the Grove in Hollywood. Previous reports stated they were only together briefly but they sure looked happy together and also did a little flirting via Twitter. So are they possibly an item again?
Bonus: See Pia knock out a version of The National Anthem as she had the great honor of singing at the National Memorial Day Concert at Washington D.C..
An insider source for The Miami Herald is reporting that a 2nd season of the maligned Real Housewives of Miami is probable but with some serious revamping and cast changes. Catch up with the latest of the other heat from Miami and who I’m guessing would be locks to return like, say, Mama Elsa Patton of course!
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg was kind enough to provide a graduation speech for the 8th graders of Belle Haven Community School in Menlo Park, CA. He was his usually unexcitable self as he donned a t-shirt, jeans and sneakers and gave a pretty standard “follow your dreams” and “value your friends” type of talk. The theme was, “Eliminating the words, ‘I can’t.'” Sadly for Principal Maria Ibarra she couldn’t get Mark’s name right and is now officially nominated for the video FAIL of the week!
A fascinating new study has shown that younger Americans who watch Teen Mom, Teen Mom 2 and 16 & Pregnant are more likely to favor abortion rights. Read on for the interesting details and then let us know if these programs have influenced your opinions in regards to this sensitive subject matter.
We did a previous post on Miss Danielle’s amazing “Irish Blood, English Heart” shoulder ink that she was kind enough to share with her adoring public. In doing some stalking research I found a great video of Danielle returning the favor on the man who did the work, Billy Hill. That’s right! Not only does Danielle rule the AP roost, doubles as a rock-n-roller derby queen and gets her burlesque on but she does body art as well (swoon). Check it out!
Russell Crowe has always been a little out there, but it’s actually a trait that has kind of endeared me to the Australian actor. He’s known to speak his mind and has he ever done that in a recent Twitter-war with just about everyone in regards to the tradition of circumcision. Read his in-your-face tweets that took a harsh anti-semitic tone followed up by some serious backtracking “my bads.”
If you missed it, Shania Twain took a hard tumble during the CMT Awards last night. I’ve rounded up a video that as of this post hasn’t been removed yet. Check it out while you can and then see Shania’s unflappable spirit shine through as she posted a funny video reply to the embarrassing incident.
I could have sat down for a 5 hour brainstorming session and not have come up with a more perfect host for Miss USA 2011 than Watch What Happens Live’s Andy Cohen. There is no one alive with more diva managing TV cred than the bff of all The Real Housewives. Read on for the specifics, a tweet of excitement from Andy and some hopes I have for the big night!
Ke$ha has been open about her desire for, “fat bearded boyfriends” and has stated that comedian and actor Zach Galifianakis would be her ideal man. In fact she went as far to email him in hopes of hooking up. Sadly Zach did not share the same affections for the “Tik Tok” singer, after reading recent comments you could say he felt the complete opposite. Read his candid and borderline brutal quote in regards to Ke$ha from an upcoming Rolling Stone interview.
Arguably the most iconic wardrobe piece in pop music history is going up on the auction block as the red and black leather jacket duplicated by the truckload during the 80’s worn during Michael Jackson’s game changing music video for “Thriller” will be sold on June 25.
Find out the details and then try to come up with another pop music article of clothing more priceless since the music video age than this one because I couldn’t!
This is one of those you can say I heard about it at Starcasm first. Karl Welzein is arguably the funniest thing going on Twitter. He’s a middle-aged Michigan man who goes by the Twitter handle @DadBoner. He’s in a mid-life crisis of sorts and is torn between his love of good bowel movements, beer and his family. Karl’s plight will grow on you until you find yourself hoping the best for a man that you’re 99% sure is the figment of a very funny person’s imagination.
As if the Kim Kardashian promotional machine wasn’t already in overdrive the stunning revelation that she is engaged to professional basketball player Kris Humphries has made it hard for us blog-types to keep up with the various Kim K headlines. Find out who the reality queen has chosen to be her Maid of Honor courtesy of a brief video by her sis Khloe and then get a quick links run down of all the other latest news in the world of the future Mrs. Humphries.
Yes, Jennifer Lopez has a confirmed “intimate video” and yes the release of said video could decrease the work output of the world by at least 25% for at least an entire business quarter. In the interest of self preservation and to battle a worsening economy at the hands of her badonkulousness JLo has been fighting whitened tooth and manicured nail with the assistance of her lawyers to make sure that this tape never sees the light of day or the dim lights of your den. The latest reports on this bumshell of a tape is that it has been stolen which means it could be appearing on a computer screen near you and all your friends and all their friends soon!
There’s been a culture shift in music over the last year or so. It’s now kind of a surprise if a major pop artist doesn’t have his or her song and or video leaked. When you combine the forces of two singers at the top of their games like say Justin Bieber and Chris Brown, it’s almost a certainty that the listening and viewing public will be getting an unintended sneak peek. Check out the 8 minute leaked music video that’s more like a short film for the song “Next 2 U.”
If you’re a fellow passenger on the Bryan Cranston as Walter White bandwagon you’ve been patiently waiting to find out when the 4th season of the best drama on TV was firing up its cookers and getting back to work. Well the wait is over and soon we can emerge from our Winnebago and get back to the impossibly entertaining world of Walter, Jesse, Skyler, Walter Jr., Saul, Pollos hermanos and the rest. Get the premiere date and see the spoiler-free but still Heisenberg-level kick-butt trailer.
The Kim Kardashian rumor mill has been churning at full speed since her engagement to b-baller Kris Humphries. So what’s being said about the starlet as of today? Wellllll, she’s pregnant, getting married in two months and is going to officially change her name to Kim Humphries! You know those first two seem reasonable but Kim Humphries!?!
Maci Bookout is in love. She’s so in love with boyfriend Kyle King in fact that she can’t help but sharing it with the world and with US Weekly. Read her glowing comments and tweets about the young man she moved to the Nashville area to be closer to.
NBC has delayed the premiere of their upcoming dating reality contest meets Survivor themed show Love in the Wild. This is fine with me because it’s giving me more time to patiently decide which smokin’ hot contestant I’m gonna profile next. After looking at about a thousand photos of Kym Nguyen, a hairstylist from Quincy, MA, I have to admit this decision was made for me! Bikini photos, video, brief bio information and links for the 5’3″ powerhouse.
Check out this gross and awesome video of Panic! At The Disco lead singer Brendon Urie revealing to a live audience in Florida an ankle swollen so badly from being broken that he said it, “Looks like my grandmother’s goiter.”
Bonus: Find out what a goiter is like I had to!
We usually avoid straight sport stories here at Starcasm but when someone goes Benedict Arnold on your childhood hero you got to stand your ground. Scottie Pippen, whom Michael Jordan carried to 6 rings has suggested that Lebron James is already greater than his famous teammate. Read Pippen’s stupid statement that can only rationally be explained by some seriously deep-seeded second fiddle jealousy.
Courtney Love opened her yap for an incredible sprawling interview for The Fix, a website that focuses on recovery and addiction, things Courtney knows a thing or three thousand about. She singles out who’s primarily to blame for Kurt Cobain’s death, advises never to take random pills from Andy Dick, shares what her drug addiction bottom was and provides her assessment that Lady Gaga could very well become a lonely drag queen because gay men and stylists have turned her into a weird, sexless Barbie doll!
In sad news, Grease, Taxi, and Celebrity Rehab veteran actor Jeff Conaway has been taken off of life support after being in a coma induced by pneumonia and sepsis.
UPDATE – Conaway has reportedly died at the age of 60. Keep reading for all the sad details and relive a little of his happier days as Kenickie in the musical Grease.
All aboard the Staten Island reality ferry because our hard-core girls Renee Graziano, Karen Gravano, Drita D’avanzo and Carla Facciolo have been re-upped by VH1 for a second season of the popular docu-soap Mob Wives. Get the particulars and read what Renee had to tweet to her minimemobsters about season 2.
I’ve been a Bruce Springsteen fan ever since I was a kid and while I’ve discovered many other musical artists that are just as if not more important no one seemed to fill what I call that “belief music” space that The Boss owns. Well that was until I came across The Avett Brothers from Concord, North Carolina. Read how a cover of “Glory Days” lead me to realize that Scott and Seth Avett are carrying on Bruce’s legacy more than any other artist I know of.
Teen Mom Tar Heel firecracker Jenelle Evans knows it’s hard to make a court date in Brunswick County, North Carolina when you’re rehabbing in Malibu, California. Thankfully her lawyer did too and got a newly scheduled court date in regards to her now infamous videotaped fight with Britany Truett. Find out how Jenelle is doing, when she’ll be coming home, when the trial will be (as of now anyways) and a special tribute to the great state of North Carolina.
Simon Cowell flexed his executive producing muscles and canned Cheryl Cole from her job as judge on America’s version of X-Factor. Find out the reported reasons for the diss, what Simon is asking Cheryl to do now, and who will be her replacement on the show.
I recently visited friends in Birmingham, Alabama and was overwhelmed by their stories of fear and hopelessness in relation to the horrible storms and tornadoes that recently descended upon their region. In the following video you see another recent tornado literally demolish a semi as if it were made of paper on Interstate 40 near Shawnee, Oklahoma. Check out the video and find out about the fate of the driver who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 isn’t hitting theaters until November but that hasn’t stopped Summit Entertainment from releasing the first official ominous poster for the most anticipated film of the year. Check it out (includes one click link to full page image)!
Gary Shirley likes to get his tweet on and has been in overdrive following the reports that have surfaced involving his recent arrest for driving with a suspended license. Read his disputes in regards to what is being said about him and the incident. It’s Gary’s time to defend himself!
Just yesterday as in YESTERDAY I rambled on about how Gary Shirley and Amber Portwood would somehow be the couple to stand the test of time in the Teen Mom universe. Now we have Gary’s first known serious run in with the law that happened following an alleged confrontation with Amber. Incredible!
See the two mug shots and find out how an argument with Amber caught the police officer’s attention and what offense Shirley got double handcuffed and taken to jail for.
You read that right! Kim Kardashian is engaged to be married to NBA baller Kris Humphries. Find out how Kris proposed, how the Kris that’s already a Kardashian helped plan the party and exactly how many karats it takes to get Kim K to say yes (a lot)!
The action is starting to get tense on The Voice as Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Cee Lo Green and Christina Aguilera pare down their teams for the final 16. See who sang against who tonight, which songs were performed and who got sent packing during week 5 of the singing competition. As always we provide you the chance to let your voice be heard with a poll on which team you believe has the best chance to win.
Call me crazy but when the dust settles in the Teen Mom universe and MTV is doing a 30th Anniversary Special my money is on troubled lovers Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley to be the couple together holding hands laughing at it all. Read Gary’s latest sweet-tweets to his tweetheart Ambs that includes the following poster child for social media information overload:
“Next to me half naked. Wearing my shirt.”
During the filming of the finale for Mob Wives Karen Gravano and Drita D’avanzo got into a fight that left another cast member cut and bleeding! Find out who got cut, where the melee went down and if VH1 will even show the fight due to its graphic nature!
The best film you very well may see in theaters right now is the trailer for the upcoming The Muppets movie. It was a sneaky little rom-com fooled you as stars Jason Segel and Amy Adams present a lead in to what could be the worst romantic comedy of all time but then Kermit and Miss Piggy and the rest of Henson’s gang crash the trailer just in the nick of time.
Check out the great trailer and a number of HD Stills including my personal favorite Fozzie Bear.
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