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PHOTOS Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes attend son’s soccer game together, world doesn’t end

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville and her ex-husband’s mistress (now wife) LeAnn Rimes appeared to put their feuding aside and kept things civil as they ignored each other at Brandi and Eddie’s son Mason’s soccer game on Saturday. The day wasn’t completely without incident, though, as LeAnn used the opportunity to once again taunt Brandi, this time with some in-your-face PDA with Eddie. (I can’t believe somebody didn’t get their eyes scratched out tbh)

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PHOTOS Pauly D gets another ‘lap dance’ from Britney Spears in Puerto Rico

ByAsa Hawks

Jersey Shore‘s Pauly D was in Puerto Rico Saturday night to open for Britney Spears on the last date of her hugely successful Femme Fatal Tour, and just like she did in Montreal back in August, Britney treated Pauly to a seductive “lap dance” that included tying him to a pole and locking her legs around his beaming face.

PHOTOS BIO Emily O’Brien from The Bachelor 16 with Ben Flajnik

ByAsa Hawks

Meet Emily O’Brien, who could very well be the most academically credentialed contestant in the history of The Bachelor! Emily received her pre-med undergraduate degree from Duke University and is currently in medical school at UNC on her way to becoming an epidemiologist! (Me neither – that’s what Google is for) Oh, and she’s also a gorgeous blond. I don’t know about Ben, but Emily is an automatic Top 4 choice in this tarheel lovin’, academic admirin’ blogger’s heart!

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PHOTOS BIO Courtney Robertson from The Bachelor 16 with Ben Flajnik

ByAsa Hawks

Meet 28-year-old professional model Courtney Robertson who will be one of 25 attractive bachelorettes competing for the heart of The Bachelor Ben Flajnik when the 16th season kicks off on ABC on January 2. Includes lots of modeling photos as well as a video clip of a commercial Courtney starred in for Caesars Palace! (I dunno – I think I like this gal’s chances!)

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PHOTO Farrah Abraham in a bikini with new boyfriend Marcel Kaminstein

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham sure is taking to The Sunshine State! The former Council Bluffs, Iowa reality star enjoyed the beautiful weather in Miami earlier today by wearing yet another revealing bikini top with a pair of hot fuchsia short shorts while going for a stroll with her new boyfriend, Marcel Kaminstein. (Farrah looks like she’s had a complete makeover!)

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MUG SHOT Tulsa woman arrested for cooking meth in a Walmart

ByDarren O

In a move that even Breaking Bad’s Jessie Pinkman wouldn’t try, Alisha Halfmoon of Tulsa, Oklahoma got her cook on at a local Walmart. Get all the details on this insane story that includes Alisha’s full mug, the mixing of starter fluid and sulfuric acid and a police officer who suffered chemical burns from her concoction.

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JWoww’s Maxim cover and interior photos drawing criticisms from fans

ByAsa Hawks

When Jersey Shore star Jenni “JWoww” Farley found out she was going to be on the cover of Maxim for their January 2012 issue she was overjoyed. “I cried when I found out,” she says in an interview. “I was jumping up and down and totally bugging out. This is probably my highest accomplishment.” But, that was before she actually saw the cover, which is drawing criticisms from JWoww detractors and fans alike, most of whom say the photo isn’t very flattering and doesn’t even really look like her. Keep reading for the cover shot and an interior photo that I have to agree seem a little less than flattering – and I’m a confessed JWoww fetishist!

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PHOTOS Katy Perry, Matt Damon, Val Kilmer filming for SNL

ByDarren O

Check out some randomly awesome candid photos of Katy Perry, a homeless looking Matt Damon, Val Kilmer and a bag of Depends filming a piece for Saturday Night Live. Katy has traded in her musical guest hat for the hostess with the mostess role. As for Damon with a scruff and long hair, Kilmer and the Depends… I have no idea!

Bonus I’ve got the full clip from Katy’s infamous earlier SNL skit where she wore an amazingly tight Elmo t-shirt poking fun of her Sesame Street cleavage ban.

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PHOTOS Ron Swanson and Tammy 2 at the 2011 UNICEF Ball

ByAsa Hawks

For fans of the greatest post-Michael Scott sitcom on television, this image could be cause for great concern as it would seem to indicate our country’s most rugged lip-broomed Libertarian has once again succumbed to the devilish wiles of Tammy number 2. But, relax all ye fellow fans of Parks and Recreation, Ron Swanson is still the single boat-building, bureaucracy-hating stoic we have all grown to love and admire, this is merely his slightly less Swansontastic real life counterpart, actor Nick Offerman and his real life wife, actress Megan Mullally together at a charity event in Beverly Hills.

Keep reading for the photos as well as all sorts of videos and photos paying tribute to the guy so manly he believes fish meat is “practically a vegetable.”

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VIDEO Octomom getting 6-figures for life advice show OctoTV

ByDarren O

If you’ve been searching for the right life coach to help guide you let me suggest Octomom! Someone has stepped up, or down according to your vantage point, and signed Nadya Suleman to a 6-figure deal to star in a weekly internet show to be called OctoTV. This show will air each Sunday via Ustream and it will center around Octomom giving out advice and discussing such topic as, “Parenting, fitness, diet, nutrition, shopping on a budget and all those crazy rumors.” See a bried preview video posted by OctoTV for a taste of what to expect from her latest venture.

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Hefty K-Fed hospitalized filming ‘Excess Baggage’

ByDarren O

K-Fed has apparently been well fed lately as he’s appearing in a weight loss show in the land down under. The show is called Excess Baggage and it’s very much like Celebrity Fit Club which Federline participated in state side last year. Find out why Federline had to be hospitalized and how he’s doing now with his apparently new career of losing weight.

PHOTOS BIO Elyse Myers from The Bachelor 16 with Ben Flajnik

ByAsa Hawks

Meet Elyse Myers, a 24-year-old personal trainer originally from Chicago, Illinois who will be competing on Season 16 of The Bachelor with Ben Flajnik. (Ol’ Ben doesn’t seem like too much of a fitness fanatic so I wonder how he’ll handle a woman who is probably stronger than he is. Me? I’m in love!)

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PHOTOS BIO Dianna from The Bachelor 16 with Ben Flajnik

ByAsa Hawks

Our next contestant from Season 16 of The Bachelor with Ben Flajnik is Dianna, a 30-year-old non-profit director from California. Her favorite romantic present was an autographed NSYNC photo and she has admittedly started five kitchen fires. Ummmmm… I don’t think I like her chances this season.

PHOTOS BIO Casey Shteamer from The Bachelor 16 with Ben Flajnik

ByAsa Hawks

Meet Casey Shteamer, a 26-year-old trading clerk and part-time model from Leawood, Kansas and one of 25 eligible young ladies competing for the heart of The Bachelor Ben Flajnik on Season 16 of the popular romance reality series set to premiere January 2 on ABC. (You had me at “Shteamer.”)

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Lindsay Lohan was Heath Ledger’s girlfriend when he overdosed; secret diary says she was in love with him

ByStarcasm Staff

Star Magazine got their hands on a diary Lindsay Lohan kept where she (then 21) writes about her love for Heath Ledger after he accidentally overdosed on prescription medications January 22, 2008. He died from the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam and doxylamine; some powerful drugs.

Lindsay has long struggled with alcohol and prescription pill addiction, staying in and out of rehab and jail, and struggling with her career as a result. In the diary, she says that the one person who could understand her was Heath, who was now gone. She also professes her love for him:

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PHOTOS BIO Brittney Schreiner from The Bachelor 16 with Ben Flajnik

ByAsa Hawks

Meet Brittney, a 26-year-old medical sales rep competing for the heart of Ben Flajnik on Season 16 of The Bachelor, set to premiere January 2, 2012 on ABC. There’s not too much info on Brittney out there (like a last name) but we do have a brief Q&A and photos! (That would be enough for a dating site, right?)

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PHOTOS BIO Blakeley Shea from The Bachelor 16 with Ben Flajnik

ByAsa Hawks

Meet Blakeley Shea, a 34-year-old VIP cocktail waitress from North Carolina with one of the most impressive “hottie” resumes in the history of The Bachelor. In addition to being a former Hooters calendar girl, Blakeley was also included in Maxim’s “Hot 100” in 2006! But will “dayumm sexy” be enough to win the heart of The Bachelor Ben Flajnik? Keep reading, scroll through the photos and video, and see what you think!

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Kim Richards broke up with Ken Blumenfeld?

ByStarcasm Staff

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kim Richards is currently undergoing a 30-day rehab treatment at Betty Ford. She’s been accused of being an alcoholic on camera by her sister Kyle, and also listed on camera three prescription drugs she was on.

A source tells People that before entering rehab she was no longer staying with boyfriend Ken Blumenfeld, they may have broken up, and Kim was essentially homeless.

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Khloe Kardashian trying IVF treatments to conceive with hubby Lam-Lam

ByStarcasm Staff

Khloe Kardashian Odom, the hands-down favorite Kardashian/Jenner according to starcasm.net followers on Twitter and Facebook, is undergoing IVF treatments to help her conceive with husband Lamar Odom.

Older sis Kourtney Kardashian is having her second baby with long-time boyfriend Scott Disick, and Khloe can’t wait to give Mason and his-sibling-on-the-way a cousin!

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PHOTOS BIO Leah Messer’s momma Dawn Spears shares her story

ByAsa Hawks

Thanks to MTV’s popular docu-series Teen Mom 2 the world has gotten to know Elkview, West Virginia’s Leah Messer and her twin daughters Aliannah and Aleeah. Now get to know Leah’s famous mother “Momma Dawn” Spears, who also found herself “16 and pregnant,” although under completely different circumstances. Keep reading for her story as well as numerous photos including Leah on the day she was born!

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West Virginia not so wild about MTV’s ‘Buckwild’

ByDarren O

MTV has ordered 12 episodes of a docu-series that will follow the lives of recent high school graduates from West Virginia to be called Buck Wild. While you may think that folks would get excited to hear that MTV would be featuring their state you’d be wrong on this one. Read on for the premise of the show and find out why residents and the state itself ain’t so wild about Buck Wild.

Ramie Marie Grimmer changed her employer to "mat die 2day"
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12-year-old hostage Facebooks “may die 2day” before mother kills her

ByDarren O

In a horribly sad situation 12-year-old Ramie Marie Grimmer Facebook posted “may die 2day” hours before her mother fatally shot her. She and her younger brother were being held hostage at a Laredo, TX social service office after their mother became upset that they were denied food stamps. While being held hostage young Ramie made updates to her Facebook page including the tragically prophetic one.

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MUG SHOT Jerry Sandusky arrested, has not made bail

ByDarren O

Jerry Sandusky was arrested on Wednesday following new sexual abuse charges involving two additional accusers.

These new accusers testified before a grand jury that Sandusky molested or raped them over a period of years. When taken into custody at his home Sandusky was wearing a Penn State windbreaker. His mug shot was captured at the Centre County Correctional Facility in Bellefonte, Pa., after his arraignment, because he was unable to fork over the $250,000 bail.

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PHOTOS BIO Amber Bacon from The Bachelor 16 with Ben Flajnik

ByAsa Hawks

Meet Amber Bacon, one of twenty-five eligible bachelorettes competing for the heart of hunky wine maker Ben Flajnik on Season 16 of The Bachelor set to premiere January 2, 2012 on ABC. Amber is a 23-year-old nurse from British Columbia, Canada with no tattoos and fond memories of hunting witches as a kid.

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Mob Wives: Renee Graziano’s ex-husband Hector Pagan Jr. FBI informant for Renee’s dad Anthony Graziano

ByStarcasm Staff

This will shake some things up on VH1’s Mob Wives. Mob Wives‘ Renee Grazian’s dad Anthony Graziano is a consigliere in the Bonanno crime family, so that makes things awkward now that her ex-husband, and the father of her 17-year-old son Hector Pagan Jr. is an FBI informant who was wired for a year! On…

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PHOTO Chelsea Houska and Rob Kardashian bring peace to Teen Mom vs. Kardashians feud?

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom and The Kardashians ambassadors Chelsea Houska and Rob Kardashian met in New York City this evening to see if they couldn’t iron out the animosity between the two reality show families after Farrah Abraham recently stoked the flames with some disparaging remarks about Rob’s sister Kourtney and her boyfriend Scott Disick, who had just announced they are expecting their second child.

Or was it that Rod Kardashian just happened to be DJing at Chelsea’s hotel? Either way, they posed for a momentous reality show crossover photo together!

Teen Mom 2 Season 2 premiere pulls in ratings of over 4.1 million viewers
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Teen Mom 2 Season 2 premiere sets Teen Mom record with 4.15 million viewers!

ByAsa Hawks

It seems the gals of Teen Mom 2 are breaking out of their older sisters’ shadows! Last night’s Season 2 premiere registered 4.154 total viewers, which is the highest number for any premiere in the history of either of the Teen Mom franchises! The show helped propel MTV to its highest rated Tuesday night ever and their all-important adults 18-49 number was tied for the number one show on cable last night! Keep reading for more amazing numbers and more exclamation points!

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PHOTOS Alexis Bellino knows how to pack a pair of red pants

ByAsa Hawks

My mercurial Real Housewives of Orange County fandom finds me with a new favorite cast member each week, but there are a few of my favorite things that remain constant – Gretchen Rossi in a bikini, Tamra Barney in a bubble bath, Vicki Gunvalson in a catfight, and Alexis Bellino in a pair of high heels and tight pants! (I’m reluctant to say her husband Jim Bellino probably agrees.)

See Lindsay Lohan’s “leaked” Playboy cover

ByStarcasm Staff

Attention All Internet Eyeballs! This is the “leaked” cover of Linday Lohan’s 2012 January/February Playboy cover. The troubled starlet got a $1 million payday out of this nude shoot (that some reports say shows full-frontal. Hugh Hefner himself said she was nude but “classy” in the photos.) The inspiration? Marilyn Monroe. (This is only the…

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VIDEO MythBusters accidentally fire cannonball through neighborhood

ByDarren O

Even experts like MythBusters’ Jamie Hydeman and Adam Savage make mistakes from time to time. The only difference for these dudes is that their accident sent a cannonball hurtling at 1,000ft/s through a concrete wall, over a hill, into and out of a house, across a street, off of a roof, and eventually ending up in a minivan that was parked only minutes previously! See a great local news report about what will have to be the most watched episode in MythBusters’ storied history.

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VIDEOS Teen Mom 2 S2 E1 After Show and bonus footage

ByDarren O

Last night our girls from Teen Mom 2 got things started for another season on the roller coaster ride of being a young mother. Each Wednesday following the show we like to do a quick break down of the After Show and include the bonus footage that MTV provides. Leah, Jenelle, Kailyn and Chelsea filmed the interviews after the season was over and they usually provides some interesting bonus insights on what they think of what happened during each episode. For the premiere Jenelle talks about her anger issues and Delp, Chelsea talks about her love for Adam, Kailyn drops a hint that maybe she and Joe could one day be a family again with Isaac and Leah talks about why she wanted to get out and get to work.

Do you like Justin Bieber’s “steamy” Santa Clause is Comin’ to Town music video?

ByStarcasm Staff

I’m sure the Steampunk subculture has been waiting for this forever!

Justin Bieber’s music video for “Santa Clause is Comin’ to Town” is knee-deep in steampunk style! Bieber has jangly thangs all over his old-timey vest, he’s got a wind-up mechanical girl wearing a metal hoop skirt, there are gears EVERYWHERE and Biebs and his back-up dancers get to spice up their choreography with a some janky mechanical moves.

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PHOTO Courtney Stodden looking classy (and about 45) with hubby Doug at The Grove

ByAsa Hawks

Billy Bob Thornton and Hulk Hogan’s ex wife 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchinson and his 17-year-old bride Courtney Stodden were spotted visiting The Grove in West Hollywood today and appeared as though they were somehow narrowing their infamous age gap – perhaps even passing each other in the process! Plus, raunchy Santa tweets from everyone’s favorite inappropriate teen Twitter tart!

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VIDEO – Taylor Armstrong looks healthy, speaks out about abuse, husband’s suicide, and Kim Richards’ rehab

ByStarcasm Staff

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong has been through the ringer this year, when she separated from her husband Russell Armstrong, spoke out about him abusing her, and then dealt with his suicide this August. Since that tragedy, Taylor has been picking up the pieces from the settling dust, and trying to help…

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Leah Messer and boyfriend Jeremy Calvert set the record straight on “cheating” rumors

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer and her new boyfriend Jeremy Calvert address the rumors that she cheated on former husband Corey Simms as implied in the Season 2 trailer video. And perhaps even more newsworthy, she actually gets a Twitter hater to apologize!

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VIDEO Teen Mom 2 Season 2 Episode 1 preview – Jenelle vs. Barbara

ByAsa Hawks

Can’t wait for tonight’s Season 2 premiere of Teen Mom 2?!? Then here’s a two-minute-plus preview clip from the episode to help tide you over featuring a rather heated spat between Jenelle Evans and her mom Barbara after Jenelle gets dropped off by supposedly former boyfriend Kieffer Delp.

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VIDEO Jersey Shore reclaims America with season 5 ‘Official Trailer’

ByDarren O

Jersey Shore has unleashed the trailer for season 5 as our guidos and guidettes get back to GTL, drinking, fighting and catching crabs! Check it out as we’re reminded in a wind storm of Jerseylicious footage why we love or love to hate our Seaside Heights crew so damn much!

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MUG SHOT What it looks like if you try to rob an ultimate fighter at gun point

ByDarren O

Anthony Miranda, a convicted felon, has learned a valuable lesson the hard way. Never attempt to rob an ultimate fighter at gun point and let your attention stray. When you see his full page mug shot, he looks exactly like he should and that ain’t good! Get the deets on how it was too much greed that really sealed this scumbag’s fate.

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Farrah Abraham changing book cover for “My Teenage Dream Ended”

ByAsa Hawks

It seems Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham was listening to the unanimous criticisms of the initial book cover art for her upcoming book My Teenage Dream Ended as she took to Twitter today to announce that the “real cover” would be revealed soon. Keep reading for the full tweet and (just in case you missed it!) the original epic graphic design fail.

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Jersey Housewife Melissa Gorga does some stripper rumor bud nippin’

ByDarren O

Jersey Housewife Melissa Gorga is fed up with the rumors that she was a stripper and she’s gathered proof and a lawyer to come after detractors. Read on to find out why what Gorga’s bringing is enough for this blogger to declare Gorgagate officially over.

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VIDEO Chelsea Houska, Kailyn Lowry Irwin on Good Morning America

ByDarren O

Tonight is the night when deuces are wild as the second season of Teen Mom 2 hits the airwaves of MTV. In a little promotional big city action cast members Kailyn Irwin and Chelsea Houska sat down with the fine folks of Good Morning America to talk about the upcoming season and how their lives have changed since their 16 & Pregnant episodes.

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PHOTOS Kyle Richards and Camille Grammer in Santa hats and boxing gloves

ByAsa Hawks

More great photos of former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills rivals Kyle Richards and Camille Grammer posing in Santa hats and over-sized red boxing gloves during Kyle’s Christmas party Saturday night! Are you ready to rummmmmmmmmmble?!?

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PHOTO Farrah Abraham and new boyfriend Marcel Kaminstein together in Miami

ByAsa Hawks

We posted earlier that Teen Mom Farrah Abraham appears to have a new boyfriend in the form of businessman Marcel Kaminstein, and now we have the photograph to almost pretty much prove it! Keep reading to see the two holding hands while heading to brunch together in Miami Sunday.

VIDEO Kourtney Kardashian Mommy Blog 2: Why wooden toys are better than plastic

ByAsa Hawks

E! reality star and soon-to-be mom for a second time Kourtney Kardashian has shared another video installment of “Kourtney’s Mommy Blog” series, this time addressing all the reasons wooden toys are much better than plastic toys. The clip will surely cause problems for fans of both Legos and the Kardashians… all four of them.

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VIDEO 50 Cent signs Jersey Shore’s DJ Pauly D to G-Note label

ByAsa Hawks

Jersey Shore‘s resident DJ Pauly D announced a while back he was working on a project with 50 Cent and apparently the rapper liked what he heard because he has officially signed Pauly to his G-Note record label! Keep reading to see a video of Pauly and 50 Cent at the official announcement party held over the weekend.

(BTW, if that headline didn’t read as complete gibberish to you, congratulations! You are officially not unhip!)

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Beverly Hills Housewife Kim Richards enters rehab again

ByDarren O

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member Kim Richards has entered rehab again. Read on for the latest deets including her past attempt at rehabilitation, her sister’s accusations of her being an alcoholic and the cocktail of prescription drugs the former child actor has admitted to taking.

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Former Miss USA Rima Fakih offers interesting reasons for DUI arrest, Twitter denial

ByDarren O

Former Miss USA Rima Fakih was arrested early Saturday morning in Detroit for driving under the influence. Fakih is a Michigan native and represented the state during her victorious run in 2010. While it’s certainly disappointing to hear that she was arrested the real story here is attempts at denying what happened followed by the most recent explanations provided by her attorney. Read a Twitter post in which it was denied she was even in the state and more on this latest beauty pageant winner scandal.