PHOTOS “World’s Worst Tattoo” is redeemed… See what it looks like now!
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PHOTOS “World’s Worst Tattoo” is redeemed… See what it looks like now!

Chad Stahl’s was absolutely devastated when Mindy, the mother of his three children, was killed in a fire three months after they were married. Seeking a way to permanently keep her by his side, Stahl decided to memorialize her with a tattoo depiction. Sadly, the tattoo artist managed to completely butcher the image. Since then, it has gone one to Internet notoriety as “The World’s Worst Tattoo.”

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PHOTOS Taylor Armstrong with boyfriend John Bluher at OK! pre-Oscar party

Taylor Armstrong and her lawyer boyfriend John Bluher hit the red carpet last night for the first time as a couple. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star took her beau along with her to OK! magazine’s Annual Pre-Oscar Party and they looked as happy as could be posing together for photos.

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Did MTV send Jenelle Evans to rehab for 30 days?

It appears that MTV has asked Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans to enter a 30-day treatment facility in Florida that isn’t exactly a “rehab” facility per se. Actually, Gary Head says the month-long stint is more like a “paid vacation.” Keep reading for all the information we have about Jenelle’s stay from Twitter, Facebook, and an alleged private Twitter direct message conversation with Gary. Also, catch up on Courtland’s latest Twitter rant in which he makes more claims about Jenelle, including that she once hit him with her car after she though he had cheated on her!

Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers Twitter feud
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Courtland Rogers still on the run, feuding with Jenelle Evans on Twitter

As we reported on Tuesday, Jenelle Evans’ husband Courtland Rogers reportedly missed his Presidents’ Day court date and is currently on the run after four warrants were issued for his arrest in Brunswick County, North Carolina. But, being on the run from the law cannot stop Courtland from his second favorite addiction in the world — feuding with Jenelle online! Keep reading to get all the latest painstakingly compiled from Twitter in an easy-to-digest timeline. (There are more accusations of drug use, photographic evidence, a brilliant Monopoly reference — remember – Courtland has supposedly traveled through 11 states — and clothes being pawned?!? )

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Ryan Seacrest’s “Who’s Your Favorite Housewife?” tournament down to 10!

It’s only February 22 but for fans of The Real Housewives it is already March Madness! Ryan Seacrest has been running a “Who’s Your Favorite Housewife?” tournament and the field is down to the Terrific Ten! We wanted to make sure Starcasm readers’ voices were heard so we’re sharing the poll with you. Keep reading to cast your vote (Voting is only open through Monday at 11:59PM), check out the current standings, and find out which franchise surprisingly had no finalists!

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Vegas odds on Oscar winners for Best Picture, Best Actor and Best Actress

Oscar night is nearly upon us and for those of you planning to have a get together we figured we’d help you dominate in your Oscar pool for the big party. Check out a Vegas odds maker’s lines for the three main categories and find out my one outlier pick that should’ve been for Best Actress.

Latin American Idol winner Martha Heredia arrested for smuggling heroin in her heels
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Latin American Idol winner Martha Heredia arrested for smuggling heroin in her heels

Reality shows notoriously feature troubled participants looking for 15 minutes in the spotlight. Although there is no shortage stars with port-show issues, few falls from fame have been as swift and as severe as that of 2009 Latin American Idol winner Martha Heredia. The 22-year-old added to her rap sheet this week when she was arrested for attempting to smuggle 2.9 lbs. of heroin to New York by concealing baggies in her platform heels.

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UPDATE: Meet Britney Spears’ rumored new boyfriend David Lucado

Britney Spears ended her relationship with fiancé Jason Trawick just last month, but that didn’t stop her from having a romantic Valentine’s Day. The pop princess was spotted out with a mystery man on February 14, golfing at the Sherwood country club near where Britney lives and then having a sushi dinner. So who is the lucky guy?

AUDIO Sad guy with impounded dog threatens to sue photographer who helped him

When animal lover and photographer Maria Sanchez posted a photo of Dave Thomas weeping next to his impounded pup Buzz Lightyear the internets lit up in a collective need to help the guy out. Thanks to Maria’s diligence, Buzz and Dave were reunited. So what is Dave doing to show his gratitude? Dude is threatening to sue Sanchez, affirming the adage, “no good deed goes unpunished.”

VIDEO: Freakshow’s Brianna Belladonna, Morgue, and Asia Ray teach us how to swallow a sword

The Thursday night episode of the show was centered around a special Sword Swallowing Event. Sword swallowing regulars Morgue, Murrugun The Mystic, and Brianna Belladonna all prepared extra special stunts. Murrugun decided to do the “Rocket Sword,” a motorized sword that would go down his throat so fast that if he doesn’t bite down fast enough, he risks puncturing the bottom of his stomach. He’s the first person in the world do ever do something like this. Morgue was going to swallow a huge ball first, followed by a sword. Brianna was going to swallow three swords instead of her usual two, and owner Todd Ray’s 20-year-old daughter Asia Ray wanted to learn how to do the craft for the show.

The Swan set to return to TV, but faces criticism from past contestants
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The Swan set to return to TV, but faces criticism from past contestants

The controversial reality show The Swan is set to return to the airwaves this summer with a special celebrity reboot. Just as with the original two seasons in 2004, it is receiving a lot of criticism — and, this time, former contestants are among those denouncing the show.

VIDEO Mind-blowing Photoshop demonstration upgrading 320×240 pixel screenshot from Doom

I realize a video demonstrating mad Photoshop skills isn’t something you might expect to find on Starcasm, but given that I am the resident humble Photoshopologist I just couldn’t help but share this demonstration by Deviant Art user Elemental79, who took 35 hours to convert a 320 x 240 pixel screen shot from the video game Doom into a mind-boggling high resolution 9600 x 7211 pixel Photoshop masterpiece! The devil is in the details… literally!

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Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa welcome baby boy, reveal his “boss name” on Twitter

Amber Rose has been walking around with a gigantic baby bump for what seems like a year now. It was like Jessica Simpson part 2! But finally, she and rapper Wiz Khalifa have welcomed their first child together, a son. Earlier today, Wiz took to Twitter where he shared the exciting news with his nearly 9.5 million fans.

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Snooki selling her custom Cadillac Escalade on eBay

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is selling her infamous black and pink 2011 Cadillac Escalade, but she’s not just driving it down to the local used car lot. The 25-year-old reality star (and mother of one) is ready to hand over the keys to the highest bidder — on eBay! So if you’re a Jersey Shore fan who wants to own a piece of reality television history, get your Paypal account juiced up because it’s going to cost you a pretty penny. (PLUS, see a photo of Snooki’s new whip!)

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PHOTO: Kail Lowry tweets old pic with mom Suzi, why don’t they speak anymore?

Teen Mom 2‘s Kailyn Lowry has had a thorny relationship with her mom Suzi her whole life, and they haven’t spoken with each other in a long time (although Kail did tweet a while back that Suzi left a drunken voicemail.) Kail has cut Suzi out of her life because of her substance abuse problems, but for Twitter’s #ThrowbackThursday she took a moment to relive happier times.

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RHOA’s Kenya Moore releasing Booty Boot Camp workout DVD

It appears as though the intense competition continues in The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Booty Pageant as pageant pro Kenya Moore has followed through on her plan to release a tush-toning workout DVD to compete with Phaedra Parks’ “Donkey Booty Workout” video. Initially Kenya’s workout DVD was to also feature a title inspired by an equine derriere (“Stallion Booty”), BUTT she has apparently changed her mind and will be releasing “Booty Boot Camp” instead on March 5. Keep reading for all the deTAILS, including a link to pre-order yours now! (Plus, there are a couple gratuitous photos of Kenya’s “Gone With The Wind Fabulous” Stallion Booty so you’ll know what you’re working toward!)

VIDEO TSA apologizes for traumatizing disabled 3-year-old

TSA airport screeners are notorious for getting a bad rap, and the following story that led a 3-year-old wheelchair-bound toddler to scream out in tears, “I don’t wanna to go to Disney World,” will certainly do nothing to improve their image. See the footage a protective mother took when the TSA requested a pat down of her disabled daughter in spite of them informing her it was illegal to film what they were doing.

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PHOTO Kim Zolciak in a sexy Lilly Ghalichi Have Faith swimsuit

If you’re like me then watching the current season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta is leaving you feeling as though your entertainment diet is unbalanced. I’m used to consuming equal parts NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak, and now that Kim Z has left the building, I am nothing short of malnourished. So, I thought I might share a recent photo of Kim Zolciak packing her assets into a rather provocative swimsuit as a sort of RHOA supplement 🙂 And just to add a little more Bravo flavor, the suit is made by Have Faith, which is co-owned by Shahs of Sunset star Lilly Ghalichi! Bravolebrities of a feather stick together!

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REPORT Leah Calvert’s baby daughter’s name revealed, details about the birth

Things have been very quiet from the family of Teen Mom 2 star Leah Calvert since she reportedly gave birth to her third daughter on February 4. There was a few days of complete silence on Twitter, and although Leah, pops Jeremy, and Grandmomma Dawn have since begun tweeting again, all has been hush hush on the baby front. But, In Touch, which broke the pregnancy story on February 4, is claiming to have some more details about the new addition to the Calvert family, including a name!

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Honey Boo Boo’s dad Sugar Bear hospitalized with pancreatitis

We’ve just got some worrisome news out of McIntyre, Georgia. Mama June Shannon from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo just posted on Facebook that Sugar Bear has been hospitalized after experiencing chest pains on Monday. He was diagnosed with pancreatitis and held in ICU for the first night. He has since been moved out of ICU, but as June wrote, “he has a long road ahead of him.” Keep reading for the full update from June — and GET WELL SOON SUGAR BEAR!

UPDATE – Two more updates from Mama June, including that Sugar Bear has pneumonia and has been transferred to another hospital.

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Jason Patric loses custody battle for artificially inseminated son

In one of the stranger Hollywood custody battles in recent history, The Lost Boys and Rush actor Jason Patric’s attempt to win custody and paternity rights for his artificially inseminated son has been denied by a judge. Get the history of Patric and ex-girlfriend Danielle Schreiber that led to the heated battle and find out why the law wasn’t on Jason’s side.

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LeAnn Rimes’ rep slams ‘narcissistic’ Brandi Glanville, says she should get help for drinking problem

Brandi Glanville recently did an interview with Life & Style in which she claimed to be worried about how healthy LeAnn Rimes is, saying she needs help — even after her rehab stint. In the article, Brandi said that there are “clearly some issues going on” which has her worried about her children’s well-being. Now, LeAnn’s rep is speaking out against the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star and claiming it is she who needs to get help.

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Real Housewives of Orange County Season 8 photos and bios

Check out the official cast photos and bios for The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 8, including new cast member Lydia McLaughlin! Also, I ramble on a bit about how influential this show was when it premiered back in March of 2009, and how television networks have to start titling their ensemble female cast reality shows with titles that don’t end in “Wives!!!”

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Kris Jenner feels ‘guilty’ for putting her manager duties ahead of her mommy duties

Kris Jenner is the matriarch of the super-famous Kardashian/Jenner family. Not only is she their mother and reality TV co-star, she’s also their manager, getting 10% of all their deals. And although Kris is a brilliant businesswoman by most standards, she’s often criticized for putting business before her parenting. In a new interview, Kris is finally opening up about the guilty she sometimes has about not always being the best mother to everyone.

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REPORT Mel B to join America’s Got Talent as judge

Melanie Brown is reportedly the latest celebrity to join America’s Got Talent as a judge. The Spice Girl and mother to three will be replacing Sharon Osbourne, who had been with the show since it’s second season. Mel B will appear alongside Howard Stern and Howie Mandel, both returning for the show’s eighth season.

Rob Kardashian gained 40 pounds during and after relationship with Rita Ora
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Rob Kardashian gained 40 pounds during and after relationship with Rita Ora

His sister Kim may be the pregnant one, but Rob Kardashian is the one rapidly gaining weight. Rob confessed on the latest episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami that he has gained 40 pounds during his year-long relationship with Rita Ora, which ended in December 2012.

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Who is Jessica Chastain’s boyfriend Count Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo?

Beautiful Jessica Chastain has seemingly come out of nowhere in the past few years, acting in a number of high-profile films and even receiving an Oscar nomination for 2012’s Zero Dark Thirty. She won’t talk too much about who’s she’s dating, but she did reveal she has a boyfriend. When she was on Katie Couric’s…

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16 & Pregnant’s Izabella Tovar and Jairo Rodriguez set wedding date

16 & Pregnant Season 3 star Izabella Tovar and her fiance Jairo Rodriguez have finally set a date for their wedding. The two have been together for about four years now and have been engaged for around two. During a recent holiday, Jairo had a big surprise for his fiancé — a brand new ring! So, in addition to her wedding date reveal, Izabella has also debuted her new bling.

Mom learns of son’s death via a mysterious Facebook message from the police

Anna Lamb-Creasey from Clayton County, Georgia is outraged after she discovered that her son had died via a mysterious Facebook message from the police. Find out how a random message from a “Misty Hancock” that featured the image of rapper T.I. for it’s profile image became the means by which this mom ascertained the tragic news.

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RHOA Booty Wars wage on: Phaedra Parks claims Kenya Moore has a fake butt

At the center of this season of Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s drama has been booty — Donkey Booty, Stallion Booty, and now, a fake booty. According to Phaedra Parks, her co-star Kenya Moore has been keeping a deep, dark secret. And Phaedra is letting the cat out of the bag and telling the world that Kenya’s booty is a fraud!

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REPORT Kim Kardashian to quit reality TV and Keeping Up With The Kardashians after nine seasons

Kim Kardashian and her family have been on reality TV for years now. But for Kim, this upcoming season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians may be her last. Although Kim has yet to make the official announcement, she is hinting that her life is heading in a different direction.

VIDEO Marijuana grower and cast member Mike Boutin discusses ‘Weed Country’

Tonight the Discovery Channel is rolling out what they’re calling “Weed Wednesdays” with the premiere of Weed Country. The show takes a full view of the growers, dealers, law enforcement and dispensaries that operate around the Emerald Triangle on the border of California and Oregon. Mike Boutin is one of the growers featured on the show and he’s an aggressive and public proponent of the legalization of marijuana. See a recent interview with Mike as he reveals how being on the show puts him in further danger of getting arrested and why he felt a responsibility to take that risk.

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Brandi Glanville says Real Housewives co-stars are “horrible,” reveals salaries

Brandi Glanville appeared on The Howard Stern Show yesterday morning as part of her promotional duties for her just-released book Drinking And Tweeting. And true to form, Brandi did not hold back. She dished on her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills co-stars, her dog of an ex-husband, and his “less attractive” new wife.

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LeAnn Rimes is suing her dentist for “emotional and psychiatric injuries”

This just doesn’t seem to be LeAnn Rimes’ year. First, Brandi Glanville released an explosive tell-all book about Rimes’ affair with Glanville’s then-husband Eddie Cibrian. Now that those shock waves are dying down, Rimes is making news again by filing a lawsuit against her dentist, accusing him of damaging her career with poor dental work.

Top 10 least sexy celebrities, according to men
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Top 10 least sexy celebrities, according to men

She may be the star of the The Twilight Saga, but Kristen Stewart apparently fails to win the lust of men. According to a poll conducted by MenKind in Great Britain, Stewart tops this year’s list of the 10 least sexy celebrities.

Read on to find out who else made the list!

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VIDEO Robin Roberts makes a joyful return to Good Morning America

Just 5 months after undergoing a bone marrow transplant, Robin Roberts is back on TV this morning with Good Morning America. The popular host is in the process of recovering from MDS, a blood and bone marrow disease. She sported cropped hair and looked slightly frail from her battles but displayed the glowing smile and enthusiasm that has endured her to so many fans.

American Pickers Danielle Colby 4 Miles 2 Memphis
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PHOTOS American Pickers’ Danielle Colby moves her shop 4 Miles 2 Memphis to Chicago

In addition to being a burlesque dancing office manager for Frank Fritz and Mike Wolfe’s Antique Archaeology, American Pickers star Danielle Colby Cushman is also a shop owner herself, opening the doors to 4 Miles 2 Memphis right around the block from Antique Archaeology in LeClaire, Iowa on December 3, 2012. But it seems her shop, which features Danielle’s handmade clothes, printed t-shirts, and artwork as well as some of her own “picks” from flea markets and back yards around the country, had big city dreams because Danielle revealed in January that she was closing the doors and relocating it to Chicago!

Blueberry Muffin 72 grams = 200 Calories
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What does 200 calories look like?

Would you rather have a spoonful of peanut butter or a bucket full of celery? If that just sound like the world’s worst “would you rather” question, it’s time to think again. Both snacks weigh in at 200 calories, so it’s up just a matter of how far your want those calories to stretch: a long way (such as with celery) or a short way (such as with peanut butter).

That point is really being driven home thanks to a new photo series from wiseGEEKS, “What Does 200 Calories Looks Like?”

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Courtland Rogers is on the run from the law after skipping court date

Courtland Rogers was scheduled to appear in court on Monday to deal with the assault charges his wife Jenelle Evans filed against him last month, but the 26-year-old was a no-show. Warrants have since been issued for his arrest, but Courtland has apparently skipped town.

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VIDEO Mario Lopez & Courtney Mazza expecting second child

Mario Lopez and Courtney Mazza are expecting their second child together. Just two months after tying the knot, the X-Factor host and his wife have confirmed that they will be giving their two-year-old daughter Gia Francesca a sibling. In fact, they let her announce the news earlier today.

UPDATE – Watch a video clip of the adorable announcement!

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Angry Kelly Clarkson responds to Clive Davis memoir claims

80-year-old record executive Clive Davis released his memoir The Soundtrack of My Life today and the book made headlines because Clive reveals in it that he is bisexual. Clive also reveals some rather unflattering details about singer Kelly Clarkson, which Kelly was none too pleased with! After apparently holding her tongue for years out of respect and professional courtesy, Kelly unleashed on Clive today with a rather lengthy response (i.e. smackdown) setting the record straight on what actually happened!

Oklahoma teen under investigation after posting image of slain pit bull

18-year-old Caisen Green of Tahlequah, Oklahoma posted a gruesome image of a pit bull he shot and killed with an arrow to Facebook with the caption, “For all you Pit lovers out there. Here’s what happens when one shows up around my house.” He’s since received death threats and is under investigation. See the image in question (via link), find out what the local authorities are doing and why the threats levied upon the young man are being taken just as seriously as the shooting of the dog.

The Lizzie Bennet Diaries cast Ashley Clements

The Lizzie Bennet Diaries – everything you need to know to get started (and you need to get started!)

Story-telling is as old as the human voice, but somehow the makers of The Lizzie Bennet Diaries have figured out how to do it in a whole new way. The Lizzie Bennet Diaries is an interactive adaptation of Pride and Prejudice that gets Austen right and completely re-imagines online story-telling utilizing almost every aspect of the internet with multiple blogs and character accounts on Youtube, Tumblr and Twitter. But, it’s not just that. It’s also really, really, really entertaining! Keep reading to find out more, including which of the seemingly endless array of options is the best place to start!

Boy George gets his boyish figure back thanks to dramatic weight loss
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Boy George gets his boyish figure back thanks to dramatic weight loss

When Boy George attended the What’s on Stage Awards last weekend, people immediately began talking about his newly trim figure. After steadily gaining weight in recent years, the famed Culture Club singer recently commited himself to a healthy diet — and lost a whopping 50 pounds as a result!

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Clive Davis is bisexual

Clive Davis is known for being one of the greatest record producers of all time. But what fans may not know is that Clive has been keeping a big secret — he’s bisexual. Clive has spent the past two decades in relationships with men but prior to that, he had been married and divorced from two women. In his new memoir, The Sound Track Of My Life, Clive opens up about his sexuality and while promoting the book, he has had to face some tough questions.