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Farrah Abraham loves being a celebrity, wants to break into Hollywood as an actress or TV presenter

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s teenage dream may have ended, but she’s got countless adult dreams, and she’s working hard to make a great deal of them come true.

Do you think Farrah should try to expand beyond her current projects and really try to make it in Hollywood, or should she stick to developing her culinary endeavors and personal brand?

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Teen Mom Season 4 Episode 3 “The Places You’ll Go” recap, discussion, bonus scene, and Episode 4 preview

If there’s one thing funner than watching an episode of Teen Mom, it’s talking about it afterward! Keep reading to check out a recap of tonight’s episode “The Places You’ll Go” with a summary for each mom, quotes, photos, relevant links, a bonus scene, and a preview clip for next week’s episode! What are you waiting for? Get in here and let us know what you thought of the episode!

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PHOTO Farrah Abraham upgrades cover for ‘My Teenage Dream Ended’

When the image for Farrah Abraham’s book My Teenage Dream Ended popped up on Amazon we posted it up and the reaction wasn’t so hot. Our resident graphics expert, Asa, did a little critiquing and even provided a couple of examples of what might be better themes in general. Farrah responded that she couldn’t wait to reveal the real cover and that day has finally come. See the serious upgrade of the final product and a side-by-side of the original and the new.

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Teen Mom Season 4, Episodes 1 “Separation Anxiety”

We don’t usually do recaps anymore, but this is the last season of Teen Mom, so we’re giving it a shot. This is a recap of the first of the two episodes that aired last night: “Separation Anxiety.” There is a LOT of tough stuff going on this season, and we finally get a look…

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Is Teen Mom one of the most important shows in television history?

Tonight is the beginning of the end of MTV’s “ground-breaking docu-series” Teen Mom as the fourth and final season of the show premieres with back-to-back episodes featuring Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, Amber Portwood, and Farrah Abraham, who invited the world into their lives when they first appeared on 16 and Pregnant in 2009. Join me as I take a look back on almost three years of writing about these young women and see if you don’t agree with me that Teen Mom will go down in history as one of the most important shows in television history.

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VIDEO Farrah Abraham revisits Derek Underwood’s grave in Season 4 promo

Tonight is the beginning of the end for the first mommies of Teen Mom. Catelynn, Maci, and Farrah have been out in full force hitting the promotional circuit as they and the network look to send the series out with a ratings boom. In the latest promo video provided by MTV we see Farrah Abraham and Sophia visiting the grave of the late Derek Underwood, Sophia’s father, on his 21st birthday. No punches are being pulled here as we get an example of what should prove to be an extremely emotional 4th and final season as Teen Mom looks to sum up the incredible changes these young mothers have been through since their 16 & Pregnant episodes.

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First official Teen Mom Season 4 photos

MTV has released the first official promotional images for the upcoming final season of Teen Mom. The photos are still images from the first two episodes of Season 4 and feature Maci Bookout, Bentley, Kyle King, Farrah Abraham, Sophia, Debra Danielsen, Amber Portwood, Gary Shirley, Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra. There are still no professional studio shots yet, but the girls (minus Amber) have been in New York City this week, and I’m sure getting official studio shots is on the agenda!

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PHOTOS Teen Moms in New York City for Season 4 after-show interviews

As Teen Mom fans anxiously await the premiere of the fourth and final season of MTV’s “ground-breaking documentary series” on June 12, the girls women are currently in New York City to film their their last post-show interviews for MTV. (Although I’m sure we will see a “Catching Up With” kind of special a couple years from now.) Keep reading to see lots of photos of the TM crew (including teen dad Tyler Baltierra) running amok in The Big Apple!

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Win a date with Farrah Abraham to celebrate her 21st birthday!

If you live near the City of Angels and were thinking to yourself, “Man I’d sure like to have a nice dinner with Teen Mom Farrah Abraham,” well this is your lucky chance! The always busy single lady gave her many Twitter followers a heads up about a contest that will allow her biggest fan to enjoy a little fine dining in celebration of her 21st birthday. Get the deets and you better hurry, the contest entry deadline is tomorrow.

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VIDEO Emotional Teen Mom Season 4 trailer – the final season

I’ve known it’s coming but I still got a big ol’ lump in my throat as I took a look at the first trailer for the 4th and final season of the game changing MTV reality show Teen Mom. The clip does a great job in just over 2 minutes at setting us up for the drama that can be expected to play out as we follow Farrah, Maci, Catelynn and Amber one last time. Check it out and then I’ll follow up with some highlights in case you’re unable to watch it where you’re at.

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham talks STD scare in sex ed video

Teen Momtrepeneur Farrah Abraham has taken it upon herself to help educate teens about the penis, vagina, and sexually transmitted diseases in the form of a ten-minute-plus PSA video. Farrah posted the clip to her YouTube account and via her official website, and offers the showing of it to audiences as part of her appearance package. In the clip Farrah breaks it all down like one of those videos you had to watch as a freshman in high school. But, instead of it being a lady from the 1960s, it’s Farrah telling you all about herpes, gonorrhea, and chlamydia. In addition Farrah candidly shares her own scare with an STD. Check it out!

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VIDEO Teen Mom Farrah Abraham interview on Dr. Drew “On Call”

TeenMom Farrah Abraham sat down with Dr. Drew and answered questions from viewers on an array of subjects ranging from her parenting skills to the effect shows like Teen Mom and 16 and Pregnant are having on teen pregnancy rates. She also gives us some updates on how Sophia is doing, her current relationship status, and how she and her mom are getting along.

Farrah Abraham Models International photo
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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham working on possible spin-off show!

On Thursday we did a story about Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham signing with Beverly Hills modeling agency Models International. Soon after posting the article we spoke with Farrah’s modeling agent, Christiaan Almazan, who was kind enough to answer a few questions about Farrah signing with MI and what we can expect from her in the near future, which may include a spin-off series!

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Farrah Abraham signs on as celebrity host of dating website HotSpot4Dates.com

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has more business ventures than Donald Trump! I just wrote a post earlier today about Farrah signing on with Models International in Beverly Hills, and now she’s announced that she has signed on as a celebrity host on the dating site HotSpot4Dates.com! Keep reading to find out what that means and to read Farrah’s profile encouraging you to allow her to help you find love in 2012!

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Farrah Abraham’s Models International profile

It seems like every week we’re talking about some new business venture for Teen Momtrepreneur Farrah Abraham! Last week we saw the promo video for her “Mom and Me Premium Italian Hot Pepper Sauce,” and this week she is “Spotlight Model of the Week” for Models International out of Beverly Hills, California! Keep reading for her profile which includes a couple photos as well as all sorts of things you might not have know about the Teen Mom star such as favorite movie, role model, shoe size, favorite book and more!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 casts in New York City for reunion shows

New York City turned into Teenmomtropolis this weekend as the casts of both Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 were in town to film their reunion specials with Dr. Drew. Keep reading for 50 photos of the gals, guys, and kids having fun in the Big Apple!

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VIDEO for Farrah Abraham’s Mom and Me Premium Italian Hot Pepper Sauce

Check out Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in her first video for Mom and Me Premium Italian Hot Pepper Sauce with an adorable Sophia, her mom and grandmother. The Momtrepeneur obviously knows the value of her best hard sell resource, which is of course little Sophia in a toque.

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Farrah Abraham, Chelsea Houska, Kailyn Lowry discuss Teen Mom on Anderson

Anderson Cooper threw down with a little Teen Mom mixer as he invited OMG (Original Mom Gangsta) Farrah Abraham and two stars of the second coming, Teen Mom 2, Kailyn Lowry and Chelsea Houska, to discuss the show that has changed the TV landscape as well as their own personal lives forever. Get the girl’s reactions to some poignant questions from Anderson including him wondering how they would feel if their child ended up in the same young and pregnant situation.

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham getting master’s degree, to offer scholarships to teen parents

It’s our weekly “What’s Farrah Abraham up to now?” post! The last time we checked in with MTV’s resident Teen Momtrepreneur she had just revealed the labels for her new “Mom & Me” brand Italian hot sauce. This week she sat down with ACT.MTV.com for an interview in which she revealed her college plans won’t be stopping at a bachelor’s degree and she hopes to help out other teen parents in similar situations by setting up scholarships!

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PHOTOS Farrah Abraham launches Mom & Me brand Italian hot pepper sauce

Teen Momtrepreneur Farrah Abraham is at it again! The reality star revealed today that she will be launching a line of food products under the “Mom & Me” brand name, the first of which will be an Italian hot pepper sauce. Keep reading for preliminary photos of what the label and logo will look like as well as lots of details about the brand and the hot sauce in particular!

Farrah Abraham's ex and father of Sophia Derek Underwood
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Stormie Clark Christmas video tribute to Derek Underwood, Farrah Abraham’s ex and father of Sophia

Next week marks the three year anniversary of the tragic death of Derek Underwood, the father of Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham’s daughter Sophia, who turns three in February. Derek’s mother Stormie Clark has put together a Christmas themed video tribute to her son featuring numerous photos of Derek from when he was a little boy until just before his car accident on December 28, 2008.

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PHOTO Teen Mom Farrah Abraham to be an aunt, sister Ashley Danielsen pregnant

If MTV decides to start a new reality series titled 24 and Pregnant they have themselves a cast member. Congratulations to Ashley Danielsen, older sister of Teen mom star Farrah Abraham, who made the announcement a little while ago that she is 11 weeks along and has a due date of June 29! Actually, Ashley might be a good choice for a reality show because she is no stranger to drama, having made headlines last September by reportedly getting into a “boozy brawl” with Farrah and then tweeting in August of this year that her boyfriend had been taken to jail after punching her in an altercation. (Let’s hope that wasn’t the same guy who got her pregnant six weeks later.)

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Farrah Abraham found her new boyfriend Marcel Kaminstein through JDate.com

The mystery surrounding how 20-year-old Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham found her new boyfriend, 34-year-old Marcel Kaminstein, is now solved! The two met through the Jewish dating site JDate.com! Keep reading for Farrah’s description of herself on the site as well as what she was looking for in a potential mate!

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PHOTO Farrah Abraham in a bikini with new boyfriend Marcel Kaminstein

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham sure is taking to The Sunshine State! The former Council Bluffs, Iowa reality star enjoyed the beautiful weather in Miami earlier today by wearing yet another revealing bikini top with a pair of hot fuchsia short shorts while going for a stroll with her new boyfriend, Marcel Kaminstein. (Farrah looks like she’s had a complete makeover!)

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Farrah Abraham changing book cover for “My Teenage Dream Ended”

It seems Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham was listening to the unanimous criticisms of the initial book cover art for her upcoming book My Teenage Dream Ended as she took to Twitter today to announce that the “real cover” would be revealed soon. Keep reading for the full tweet and (just in case you missed it!) the original epic graphic design fail.

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PHOTO Farrah Abraham and new boyfriend Marcel Kaminstein together in Miami

We posted earlier that Teen Mom Farrah Abraham appears to have a new boyfriend in the form of businessman Marcel Kaminstein, and now we have the photograph to almost pretty much prove it! Keep reading to see the two holding hands while heading to brunch together in Miami Sunday.

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Farrah Abraham spotted out with rumored new boyfriend Marcel Kaminstein

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham can certainly multitask! While the young mother has been busy waging Twitter war with the Kardashian family she’s also apparently got herself a new man. Abraham was spotted out by the Teen Momarazzi holding hands and having lunch with one Marcel Kaminstein, who was identified as her boyfriend, in Miami on Sunday. Find out about Farrah’s apparent new beau including photos and bio info.

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Farrah Abraham implies Scott Disick’s comment about her was racist?

The Farrah Abraham vs. The Kardashians Twitter feud has taken a bizarre turn as the Teen Mom star has suggested a tweet about her made by Scott Disick may have been racist! Oh, and she calls him a “loser” to boot!

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham responds to Kourtney Kardashian Twitter feud

See screen caps of the entire Farrah Abraham vs. Kourtney Kardashian Twitter battle including tweets from Kourtney, Scott Disick, Khloe Kardashian and Demi Lovato. Plus, read Farrah’s response to the controversy from earlier today in which she defends her initial comments!

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham says Kourtney Kardashian should have learned from Teen Mom to not get pregnant again

It looks like we have a new chapter in the Teen Mom vs. The Kardashians feud! Keep reading for the condemning tweets made by Farrah Abraham after it was announced Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with her second child.

UPDATED – Kourtney Kardashian responds to Farrah!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom trading cards are here! Buy yours now!

Do you have a Teen Mom fan on your Christmas shopping list and you have no idea what to get him or her? No need to worry because just in time for Black Friday artist Adam Ellis has released a set of custom Teen Mom trading cards! Keep reading to see all seven, including original Teen Mom cast members Maci, Farrah, Amber, Catelynn, Tyler, Gary, and Ryan! (WARNING – a few of them are a bit harsh)

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VIDEO – Beavis and Butt-head make fun of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s boob job

MTV doesn’t mind poking a little fun at itself, and their rebooted classic Beavis and Butthead is the perfect vehicle to impose a little self snark at shows like Jersey Shore and Teen Mom. They used to make fun of the music videos MTV played, but that was a bygone era when the words behind network initials meant something [anyone remember The Learning Channel (TLC) or Arts & Entertainment (A & E)?]

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and dance instructor Ilyse Baker teaming up on workout video for moms?

Teen Momtrepreneur Farrah Abraham continues to come up with ideas to expand her media empire, the latest of which appears to be a creating a fitness/workout video for moms with California dance instructor to the stars Ilyse Baker!

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Throwback Farrah Abraham modeling photos from ‘The Lost Photo Shoot’

Check out these great professional modeling photos of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham taken in 2009 featuring Farrah at Vala’s Pumpkin Patch in Nebraska posing in front of rustic backdrops and some amazingly vibrant fall foliage. The pictures were taken by photographer Jaye Ott just a few months before he shot Farrah for the now famous “Art of American Motorcycles” calendar and except for a few exceptions, have never been seen before!

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PHOTOS Farrah Abraham and Sophia wear Uggsy Halloween costumes, visit the pumpkin patch

It’s HalloTeen Mom! Farrah Abraham and Sophia continue to bask in the Miami media spotlight as they were photographed heading to a costume party wearing matching brightly colored monster costumes before heading off to the pumpkin patch for a fun day perusing pumpkins and petting some farm animals.

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PHOTOS Farrah Abraham and daughter Sophia at the Miami Dolphins game

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham continues to take to South Florida like a fish to water – or perhaps I should say a mammal to water as she and daughter Sophia were spotted earlier today at the Miami Dolphins game! Keep reading for the fun fin fanatic photos including Sophia’s cute cheerleader costume!

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PHOTO Farrah Abraham and Sophia as Princess Jasmine and Aladdin’s monkey Abu

Since Teen Mom has ended its third season and I can’t write about what’s gonna happen on the show this week I though I might use this opportunity to have a little fun and get in the Halloween spirit at the same time! So, I’m hopping in the ol Photoshop and making my suggestion for… Teen Mom Halloween costumes!

Keep reading to see Farrah Abraham and daughter Sophia kicking things off with an Aladdin theme!

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VIDEOS Teen Mom post-reunion interviews with Amber, Gary, Farrah and Debra

MTV has posted a couple of post-reunion Teen Mom interview clips featuring Farrah Abraham and her mother Debra as well as Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley. I thought I’d share them with you a-la the After Show break downs and provide a summary of what was discussed, including the fact that Gary and Amber can still see a future together and how Farrah and Debra have concocted an intimate apparel, dating themed cooking show that Farrah may want to star in some day!

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PHOTOS Farrah Abraham at the beach with Sophia shooting Teen Mom season 4

After initially leaving her daughter Sophia with her parents while relocating to Florida, Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has since brought her down to Florida where the two seem to be adapting well to the Sunshine State lifestyle. See pictures of Farrah and Sophia playing on the beaches of Fort Lauderdale as the MTV cameras roll!

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VIDEO sneak peek of Teen Mom reunion show with Dr. Drew

Everybody (including myself) has conjectured on if and for how long Farrah Abraham left her daughter Sophia with her mother to head to the sunshine state. Well the brief teaser clip that MTV has provided for the Teen Mom Reunion Special Part 1 gives us a little more insight into that answer (or at least verifies our source). See the clip and get the air date and time for part 1 of the show.

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VIDEOS Teen Mom Season 3 finale After Show and bonus footage

It feels like we’ve been along for the ride with Amber, Catelynn, Farrah and Maci for much longer than 3 seasons. I guess that’s sort of the point because once you have a baby it’s all different and time creeps and flies by simultaneously somehow. I know this is true from personal experience. It’s Wednesday so that means it’s time for our After Show and bonus footage recap of the Season 3 finale for Teen Mom. Come along as Farrah discusses her move, Maci talks about agreeing to disagree with Ryan and Catelynn reflects on the relationship between Butch and Tyler.

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Top 15 Starcasm Teen Mom Photoshop Moments (Part 1 of 2)

Tonight is the season finale of the third season of everyone’s favorite young momma drama series Teen Mom, and in honor of the show’s success (as well as it’s sister show Teen Mom 2) I thought I would sift through some of the virtual filing cabinets here on my computer and gather together some of my favorite altered images from our rather extensive coverage of the show over the years.

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Truth behind rumors of Farrah Abraham leaving Sophia behind when she moved to Florida

We have a new update in the “Did Farrah Abraham leave Sophia behind or not?” saga and the answer is… Yes! Oh, and no? That’s right! Keep reading for the latest scoop that explains the seemingly conflicting interviews with Farrah in Life & Style magazine and on MomFinds.com!

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Did Teen Mom Farrah Abraham really leave baby Sophia in Iowa while she lives in Florida?

In a surprising change of heart, Teen Mom Farrah Abraham did decide to leave her daughter Sophia behind in Iowa under the care and supervision of her mother Debra while she pursues her education and career in Florida according to Life & Style. Read her revealing comments about the decision that seemingly goes against everything we’ve seen and heard from her during the current season of the hit show.

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VIDEOS Teen Mom S3 E11 After Show and bonus footage

Time for a another dose of the morning after Teen Mom After Show and bonus footage break down. This week Catelynn discusses her love for Tyler and how their relationship has grown, Farrah lets us know what happen to those braces and Maci explains her frustrations with Kyle and Ryan going as far as to explain that her son Bentley will realize his father Ryan is “a douche” if he continues to spend more time with him.

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in New York City for Fashion Week

Seeing as how Farrah Abraham is currently attending culinary school, I suppose it’s appropriate that her plate always seems to be full! Her packed schedule this week was all about fashion as she participated in Fashion Night out in Miami and then flew to New York City for 2011 Mercedes Benz Fashion Week! Keep reading for photos of the busy, busy Teen Mom looking stylish on the streets of New York City.

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Farrah Abraham addresses giving her puppy Kandi to a neighbor

In past episodes of Teen Mom and 16 and Pregnant we have learned about the emotional difficulties associated with choosing adoption from the likes of Catelynn Lowell, Ashley Salazar and Lori Wickelhaus. But this week we got another lesson in adoption from none other than Farrah Abraham! Keep reading to find out what Farrah had to say in a recent interview about giving her puppy Kandi away to a neighbor.

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VIDEOS Teen Mom S3 E10 After Show and bonus footage

It’s Wednesday, Wenesday catchin’ up with Teen Mom on Wednesday. Fun, fun, fun, fun… That’s right, it’s time once again for our weekly break down of the Teen Mom After Show and bonus footage. Farrah talks about Florida, Catelynn discusses her self-esteem issues and how she’s not Tyler’s “type” and Maci chimes in about going back to school and having to towel bathe Kyle.

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VIDEO Farrah Abraham talks about her parents’ divorce and their trip to Arizona

In this past week’s episode of Teen mom Farrah Abraham invites her parents Debra Danielson and Michael Abraham along for a trip to Arizona where Farrah is thinking of moving to. The weekend visit was supposed to be about Farrah surveying the area and looking for potential apartments for her and Sophia, but it quickly turned into a mini-documentary of a dysfunctional family who can’t have a simple conversation without it turning into a full-blown, anger-filled argument. The “Farrahzona” trip has stirred up such a passionate debate among fans that we though we would isolate it and open it up for discussion all on its own. Watch her interview, read a transcript, and sound off on what you think is the root cause of this trio’s deep-rooted issues!

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VIDEOS Teen Mom S3 E9 After Show and bonus footage

It’s time once again for our Wednesday break down of the Teen Mom After Show and bonus footage provided by MTV. Catelynn discusses her dad and why it had been so long since she’s seen him, Farrah explains why the Arizona trip was a disaster and Maci reveals that she creeps on Ryan via Facebook and that Ryan only offered Kyle a job because it was one he didn’t want.

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VIDEOS Teen Mom S3 E8 After Show and bonus footage

As the sun rises once again on another Wednesday so does our weekly break down of the Teen Mom After Show and bonus footage. Maci tries her best to explain the 2nd baby comment, Farrah talks about trying to regain trust with her parents and Catelynn explains Tyler’s mom’s frustrations and sadness. In the bonus footage we get a good dose of bleeping Amber action as she discusses Clinton Yunker and Gary with her cousin Krystal.

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VIDEOS PHOTOS Teen Mom Farrah Abraham cooking demos

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham is a career-minded young woman. She’s obtained her associates degree in culinary arts and is working towards her bachelors in the same. She eventually wants to open her own restaurant. In the vein of this food path I’ve come across two cooking video tutorials recently uploaded by Farrah called “Pyramid Kitchen” and “Inspire and Admire.” Check out the young mother working on her cooking and on-camera skills in these great clips as well as a gallery of killer caps!

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VIDEOS Teen Mom S3 E7 After Show and bonus footage

Is it Wednesday already again? I guess it is and that means it’s time for our weekly break down of the Teen Mom After Show and bonus footage. This week Farrah talks about visiting Derek’s grave, Catelynn talks about her and Tyler’s desire to have Carly at their graduation and Maci continues to lay it on baby-daddy Ryan stating that if it weren’t for his parents he would have been out of Bentley’s life a long time ago. In the bonus footage Tyler talks about the most “haunting” moment in his life when he saw his father handcuffed and carried away from him.

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Farrah Abraham and boyfriend Daniel Alvarez break up, exchange nasty tweets

That didn’t last long. Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham made her relationship with new boyfriend Daniel Alvarez public a couple weeks ago and now it seems the fairytale romance has come to an abrupt and not very amicable end. Keep reading for her angry tweets accusing Daniel of being an attention seeker and a coward as well as Daniel’s response!

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s book titled ‘My Teenage Dream Ended’ available for preorder

Farrah Abraham has mentioned that she is working on a book numerous times and now we have confirmation in the form of an actual amazon.com listing! Keep reading for what little info there is on the book and a link to pre-order your copy now. (240 pages?!? Farrah, you better get to typing girl!)

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham opens up about her book, career, and getting a dog

In the last two episodes of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham received her Associates Degree and celebrated by covertly purchasing her and her daughter Sophia a puppy. In an interview with MOMfinds.com Farrah opened up about her decision to buy a dog as well as her current and future plans that include writing a book, starting a vending machine franchise and opening a restaurant. (Includes a photo of Farrah famously demonstrating how to potty train your pooch.)

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VIDEOS Teen Mom S3 E6 After Show and bonus footage

It’s time once again for our weekly roundup of the Teen Mom After Show and additional bonus footage. This week it’s all about Maci as she discusses her ongoing struggles with baby-daddy Ryan. Her conversation includes whether she’s considered having Kyle adopt Bentley, the fact that she’d rather have her son know Ryan’s “dumb ass” and the sad story of “Bubba the hamster” who would escape and poop behind her oven.