Author: John

REALITY TEA – We now have actual confirmation of Countess Luann drinking again, from none other than the woman herself. Luann acknowledged that she’s resumed drinking alcohol (legally), now that she’s made it through probation. When multiple stints in assorted treatment programs are part of your probation, maybe you should reconsider hitting the bottle?

CELEBITCHY – Last year, Zoe Kravitz had two wedding ceremonies with her now-husband Karl Glusman — the first in May in the States, and the second in June at Lenny Kravitz’s Paris home. On New Year’s Eve, Zoe finally dropped a bunch of photos from the June wedding (aka the one everyone was waiting for a glimpse of), and they are indeed terrific

DLISTED – “Throughout the 2010s, Wilmer [Valderrama], who is 39, parlayed his That 70s Show success into an impressive run of dating some of the biggest barely legal pop stars of the decade.” But all that’s coming to an end, because Wilmer is now officially engaged to 28-year-old model Amanda Pacheco. And he proposed with about six rings’ worth of bling

JEZEBEL – Rudy Giuliani remains employed

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – “Cast of TLC’s Hot & Heavy Says the Weight-Themed Show is Not Exploiting Them: ‘I Feel Empowered!'”

THE BLEMISH – Surely someone has pointed out this similarity before? Because now that I see it, it looks too obvious to have gone unnoticed for over a decade

THE BLAST – A group of elite hackers is going around breaking into celebrities’ Twitter accounts and posting obscene things before vanishing into the electronic night like a Christopher Nolan villain

VOX – If you’ve got a lot of processed food in your diet, here’s why you may want to start eating better

GO FUG YOURSELF – “Coming this spring on The CW, Amber Valletta is JUMPSUIT LADY, a crime-fighting, ass-kicking, belt-loving superhero who can pull off that wide-legged cropped number — but only due to her aforementioned super powers.”

Former Southern Charm star Thomas Ravenel has been among the very hottest of messes since his high-profile legal troubles began. But the show has allegedly hit a wall filming its new season — so is Thomas Ravenel coming back to Southern Charm, despite leaving in disgrace not two years ago?

It seems those rumors of a Solo Lucci sex tape may have been true after all! The former Love & Hip Hop Hollywood star’s stuff has been exposed in what looks like a few still frames and photos from the tape’s filming earlier this year. Keep reading for the goods, along with the potential identities of the two women…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – A couple of days after Dan Spilo became the first Survivor contestant to be removed from the show for inappropriate behavior, he made his first and likely last public comment on the matter. But even the Dan Spilo speaks out news was tainted by controversy, as Spilo only made a public statement after fellow cast member Kellee Kim took Spilo and the producers to task for not listening to her complaints about Spilo’s behavior earlier in the season

THE BLEMISH – If you haven’t seen the Kumail Nanjiani pic yet, do yourself a favor. I don’t particularly care for or dislike his work, but that is a seriously impressive spring break bod. Or some excellent makeup and CGI? Either way — worth a look!

CELEBITCHY – But, Meghan, Daenerys turned out to be badly written and then got stabbed to death after being queen for maybe an hour and a half, are you sure that’s the comparison you want to go with?

VOX – Oh yeah, and this happened

REALITY TEA – Come for the RHOC season finale recap; stay for the shade thrown at Gina Kirschenheiter

JEZEBEL – Headline Of The Day (bonus points for being funny because it’s true): “Cookie Decorating Parties Are the Ultimate Holiday Scam”

LAINEY GOSSIP – It’s Lost In Translation, right? The answer has to be Lost In Translation

THE BLAST – I must be loopy because this story about Shaq insisting Stevie Wonder isn’t actually blind has me *really* hoping that Stevie has just been faking it (or lowkey cataracting it) for the past thirty or so years

GO FUG YOURSELF – It’s one of the most difficult paparazzi genres to cover well: the celebrity-hiding-in-a-car photo gallery. And yet, tell me you wouldn’t appreciate a regular feature based entirely on this: “It is time for us to look at photos of royal and royal-adjacent personages driving to and from Granny’s Christmas Luncheon and make judgements about them based on what they look like through a car window!”

DLISTED – Everything about this clip is goofy as hell, and if it means one is hellbound for laughing at it then count me in

TLC is keeping its cards pretty close to the chest where My 600 Lb Life Season 8 is concerned. So far, all we’ve gotten about the first episode is the name of the featured cast members. Fortunately, that was enough for us to find out more about the My 600 Lb Life John and Lonnie episode — and to find plenty of pics of the two of them from before and during filming.

There’s been a fairly surprising development in Josh Duggar’s ongoing real estate fraud lawsuit. Though the case’s trial isn’t scheduled to begin until April, there’s a possibility of Josh Duggar arrested today thanks to his failure to appear for a preliminary hearing.

A Teresa and Joe Giudice split has seemed all but inevitable for months, so it shouldn’t come as a galloping shock to learn that the two are done. Nonetheless, it was still a bit surprising to hear that the Real Housewives of New Jersey star decided to make the split from her recently deported husband tabloid-official so close to the holidays.

It’s been a hard road back from obesity for My 600 Lb Life star Cynthia Wells. The Season 5 and Where Are They Now? participant has been hard on herself in a string of frank updates these last few months. But her latest photos offer reason for encouragement — so what does Cynthia Wells look like now? And will she be filming another episode anytime soon?