LINKS! Rihanna Crop Over pics, Chloe Ayling kidnapping, Usher’s Herpes Club…
DLISTED – Here’s a list of everything NBC is thinking about or actively remaking, including such long-forgotten classics as 30 Rock, The West Wing, and ER
REALITY TEA – GG from Shahs of Sunset didn’t really get divorced because she really wants babies
CELEBITCHY – Three more people, including one man, are suing Usher because they say he gave them herpes
JEZEBEL – These photos of Rihanna at Barbados’ Crop Over Festival are…popular
THE BLEMISH – Here’s a lengthy and lucid explanation of the increasingly batsh!t story of British model Chloe Ayling, who was kidnapped by sex traffickers intending to sell her on the Dark Web
VOX – This story marks the first time that anyone has ever said “Senator Orrin Hatch” and “shot his wad” in the same sentence
VERY SMART BROTHAS – As someone who also works from home, also has a tiny child, and pulls his headphones off of one ear every few minutes to make sure that everyone in the home is still alive, I can heartily concur that the whole thing is that bullsh!t
THE SUPERFICIAL – This probably isn’t the first time someone has said “Robert Pattinson” and “jerked off a dog” in the same sentence
UPROXX – Professional bartenders reveal the smoothest pickup lines they’ve ever heard
(Photo credits: Rihanna Crop Over pics via Instagram)
