LINKS! Rihanna Crop Over pics, Chloe Ayling kidnapping, Usher’s Herpes Club…

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DLISTEDHere’s a list of everything NBC is thinking about or actively remaking, including such long-forgotten classics as 30 Rock, The West Wing, and ER

REALITY TEAGG from Shahs of Sunset didn’t really get divorced because she really wants babies

CELEBITCHYThree more people, including one man, are suing Usher because they say he gave them herpes

JEZEBELThese photos of Rihanna at Barbados’ Crop Over Festival are…popular

THE BLEMISHHere’s a lengthy and lucid explanation of the increasingly batsh!t story of British model Chloe Ayling, who was kidnapped by sex traffickers intending to sell her on the Dark Web

VOXThis story marks the first time that anyone has ever said “Senator Orrin Hatch” and “shot his wad” in the same sentence

VERY SMART BROTHASAs someone who also works from home, also has a tiny child, and pulls his headphones off of one ear every few minutes to make sure that everyone in the home is still alive, I can heartily concur that the whole thing is that bullsh!t

THE SUPERFICIALThis probably isn’t the first time someone has said “Robert Pattinson” and “jerked off a dog” in the same sentence

UPROXXProfessional bartenders reveal the smoothest pickup lines they’ve ever heard

(Photo credits: Rihanna Crop Over pics via Instagram)

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