Beautiful “Secrets” video made by a teen who found her mother after she committed suicide

“Secrets” videos are confessional videos uploaded to YouTube. The stories told via hand-printed note cards while meaningful background music plays. The effect is refreshing and gripping storytelling that really helps a lot of other people feel less alone in the struggles they face, and probably has a healing effect on the videos’ creators as well.

This video is especially moving

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Ali Fedotowsky’s love bites dust in another Bachelorette fail

I think that ABC’s extremely popular Bachelor / Bachelorette franchises might need to change their theme song to the following:

The latest couple who shared that final rose only to watch the pedals slowly wilt, die and flutter away into the winds of brokenheartedness are Bachelorette Season 6’s Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez. Read on for the official statement and then get some insider information and a summary as to why it just wasn’t in the cards for Ali and Roberto.

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PHOTO Jon Hamm lauds Kristen Wiig as GQ’s sexy Bro of the Year

I usually roll with my natural instincts and the inner me thought Bridesmaids star Kristen Wiig was one sexy mofo. Following her recent nod as GQ’s “Bro of the Year” my feelings have been verified by none other than John Hamm. You can’t do better than Don Draper confirming ones thoughts about the sexiness of a lady. See the sweat inducing lingerie pic of Wiig, read a snippet of Hamm’s write-up and see the hilarious “Lady Business” clip from from SNL featuring Kristen.

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PHOTOS Corey Simms’ new girlfriend Elizabeth Norman?

Teen Mom fans are well aware that Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer has moved on since her split from husband Corey Simms in April, having found true love in the arms of pipefitter Jeremy Calvert. Now, after a couple much-publicized romances, it appears that Corey Simms may have him a new gal as well: 21-year-old Elizabeth Norman, a mighty attractive brunette from right down the road in West Hamlin, West Virginia.

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Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens: Live to air 5 nights a week starting January 8

Sing it errybody… “Andy Cohen’s got the 411 – King, King of Midnight Fun!

The greatest talk show in all of late night is going full time y’all! Bravo made the official announcement today that Andy Cohen’s kitschy hip Watch What Happens: Live will be expanding to five nights a week starting January 8! Keep reading for all the details including the full official press release from Bravo.

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Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley host fundraiser for his son Grayson

It appears The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Slade Smiley is taking Tamra Barney’s accusations from last season’s Reunion Special that he is a “deadbeat dad” to heart. Although he is still unemployed from his real estate job after the market crash a few years ago, he and girlfriend Gretchen Rossi are putting their fame to work for his son, who was diagnosed with a brain tumor in 2006, by sponsoring a fundraiser for him Tuesday night at the Victor Paul Salon in Costa Mesa, California.

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Justin Bieber’s DNA has been submitted

I’m a man who believes in the ideology of democracy and in that vein our readers have spoken loud and clear about Bieber Babygate. Whether you’re inclined to believe he’s the father of Mariah Yeater’s son or not there’s been one persistent vibe, one echoed sentiment that has come across loud and clear….

Just take the freakin’ DNA test and settle it one way or another.

Justin Bieber has done just that. Read on for the deets and why this may be a sitch that requires Jack Bauer.

VIDEO Kohl’s releases Rebecca Black Friday commercial

I suppose it was inevitable that a retailer would use the most infamous song about Friday ever recorded to promote their biggest Friday of the year. That’s right, Rebecca Black’s “Friday, Friday, Friday” is now “Black Friday, Black Friday, Black Friday” thanks to a new commercial for department store giant Kohl’s. (Relax, it’s Christmas y’all!)

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry’s son Isaac launches clothing line

We all know Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry’s son Isaac is a dapper little diaper dandy so it only seems natural that he would one day get his own clothing line. I just didn’t think that day would come so soon! That’s right, Isaac is now a fashion toddler mogul as momma Kail has announced the launch of the Isaac Elliot Collection via Little Miss Cupcake. See a couple of sharp-dressed-Isaac pics and find out how you can order your very own I.E.C. threads.

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VIDEO Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Total Recall DVD commentary is awesomely bad

Commentaries from actors and directors often accompany the DVD release of major Hollywood films. These can frequently provide insights into the processes and work that goes behind creating cinema. And then there is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s commentary for his classic action film Total Recall. Symbolism and extrapolation be damned as the Governator just literally tells you what you’re watching on the screen. It’s kind of like Mystery Science Theater 3000 minus any snark or irony. See this great compilation video of some of the “best of” from Arnold’s literal translations.

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Springsteen chills with Taylor Swift, to tour in 2012 behind new album

Last night Taylor Swift dominated the AMA Awards taking home the big cheese of Artist of the Year among many other trophies but that pales to getting to hang with none other that Bruce Springsteen backstage! Yes, Taylor lived out my fantasy as the Boss serenaded her with “Dancing in the Dark” and then signed the guitar he played and gave it to her. And in even bigger Boss news Springsteen reveals that he and the mighty E Street Band will be touring while backing up a new album.

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PHOTOS Teen Mom trading cards are here! Buy yours now!

Do you have a Teen Mom fan on your Christmas shopping list and you have no idea what to get him or her? No need to worry because just in time for Black Friday artist Adam Ellis has released a set of custom Teen Mom trading cards! Keep reading to see all seven, including original Teen Mom cast members Maci, Farrah, Amber, Catelynn, Tyler, Gary, and Ryan! (WARNING – a few of them are a bit harsh)

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RHOA Inside Peter Thomas’ new tapas bar and restaurant BarOne

Peter Thomas, who wed Real Housewives of Atlanta star Cynthia Bailey on camera last year, also watched his restaurant venture The Uptown Supper Club go under. Now, things are looking up with a new culinary adventure that opened this June (2011): a tapas bar and restaurant called BarOne.

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VIDEOS PHOTOS “Dr.” Oneal Morris arrested for injecting cement and Fix-a-Flat in people’s buttocks

In perhaps the greatest “Badonkadon’t try this at home” story ever, Miami Gardens Police arrested Oneal Morris Friday after he reportedly injected a combination of cement, Fix-a-Flat, and mineral oil into a patient’s rear before sealing up the incisions with Super Glue. Police were made aware of the situation when the patient in question had to be hospitalized for a “serious medical condition as a result of the injections.” See the amazing booking photos of the transgendered Oneal Morris, who has obviously been injecting himself with the same concoction!

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PHOTOS Kourtney Kardashian runs late for book signing with sister Khloe in Los Angeles

While sister and co-author Kim continues her post-divorce hideout from the media, Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian continue their book signing tour to promote their new novel Dollhouse. The latest stop was at a Barnes and Noble at The Grove in Los Angeles Friday where things got a little hectic when the start time came around and there was no Kourtney! Keep reading – the fate of the world lies in the balance!

PHOTOS Gillian Welch and David Rawlings caught kissing in Ireland

I suppose in the world of tabloid headlines photos of Americana princess Gillian Welch with her musical accompaniment savant and life partner David Rawlings sharing some public displays of affection may seem a few miles shy of newsworthy, but in the world of Asa Hawks (and other Gillian Welch devotees) this is downright earth-shatteringly salacious stuff! Keep reading to see what may very well be the only photo of Gillian Welch and David Rawlings gettin’ their smooch on in existence!

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PHOTOS Paris Hilton parties with aunt Kyle Richards at Rock the Kasbah charity event

Celebridom’s greatest aunt/niece combo got together for a good cause Wednesday night as Paris Hilton united with her Aunt Kyle Richards for Sir Richard Branson’s 5th annual Rock the Kasbah fundraising gala in Hollywood. Keep reading for photos from the event as well as a childhood photo of lil Paris on Auntie Kyle’s knee!

Florida woman enlists in Marines to finish what her fallen fiance started

Travis Nelson was just 19-years-old when he died serving his country in Afghanistan. The Marine was killed in action during his first tour, in fact he only had been deployed five weeks and now his fiancee Madeline Cates is joining the Marines to, as she says, “Finish it.” See a local news report about Madeline’s choice, read a letter that Travis wrote in case of his death during service and get her mother’s feelings about her difficult decision.

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VIDEO Snooki uses kitty litter as an exfoliant

Ladies and manscapers around the globe have pined for the answer as to how Jersey Shore’s Snooki maintains her quasi-orange sheen about her lovely countenance. We know about the T in GTL but apparently it’s a product made for pussycat poop that really does the trick. See the always funny, “guido or guidette on Conan” clip and then catch the amazing images of Conan and Andy after they use Snooki’s app “Snookify Me.”

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Federal report: Birth rate plummets for young women

A detailed finding by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is reporting that the birth rates for young women are historically low. Being a site that reports frequently on Teen Mom and 16 & Pregnant and holds firmly to the belief that these shows in no way glorify teen pregnancy these findings make me want to say….. Nanny-nanny-poo-poo! In fairness the correlation between the current recession and this decline is the primary factor cited. There is also one other theory that could be causing this trend; a severe dislike for the Green Bay Packers! Read on for the deets.

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Haters have almost killed Chris Brown’s Twitter account

Way to go you mean, rotten Chris Brown haters. Your campaign against the pop singer’s Twitter account almost won out as Brown has thrown his twit-hands up in the air and said, “I give up.” Read Breezy’s final tweets that explain why he sent his Twitter history to the graveyard of celebrity social media.

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UPDATE: Was Natalie Wood murdered? New information in a 30 year case

Actress Natalie Wood died from drowning 30 years ago when she was 43 years old on November 29, 1981. She had been drinking with husband Robert Wagner and their friend Christopher Walken on a yacht (who she may or may not have been having an affair with), and at some point fell overboard. The official story was that it was an accident, but there was speculation that she might have thrown herself in the water because she was distraught over a fight with Wagner. Now there is a third possibility: she may have been murdered.

Natalie’s sister Lana Wood and Dennis Davern, Natalie’s yacht captain on that fateful night were pushing for the police to reopen the case last year. November 17, 2011 the L.A.P.D. said homicide investigators will be looking at “additional information” about the drowning.

A press conference will be held today concerning this mysterious case

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PHOTOS Kris Humphries gets $150,000 endorsement deal for Sector watches

As Kim Kardashian holes up trying to emotionally recover from her traumatic divorce figure out how to quell the public rebellion against her, future ex husband Kris Humphries is using his NBA lock out free time cashing in on his fame while he still can. The 6′ 9″ baller was officially announced as the new spokesman for Sector watches at a ceremony in New York this evening. Keep reading for all the ***yawn*** details as well as a great joke sure to turn up on Leno later tonight.

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga’s hip does weird things at Children In Need Rocks Manchester concert

American export Lady Gaga stole the show at Thursday night’s Children In Need Rocks Manchester 2011 concert, performing rousing renditions of the title track to her latest album Born This Way as well as her brand new single “Marry The Night.” It was during the latter that Gaga donned an extremely tight corset-esque outfit with fishnet stockings that did some rather unflattering things to her hips! Keep reading for some photos as well as video clips of both of her performances.

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Protesters Occupy People Magazine over Ryan Gosling not being Sexiest Man Alive 2011; George Clooney agrees

Finally! A cause worth standing behind! Enough with the Republican tea parties, anti-Wall Street hippie rallies, hooligan street riots, and political government-overthrowing revolutions (not to mention things like starving babies and gay marriage.) We need the people to come together to continue the Occupy People Magazine movement (#occupypeople) to protest the gross and negligent naming of Bradley Cooper as the Sexiest Man Alive over the formidable true Sexiest Man 2011 Ryan Gosling (because of swagger, indie movies, breaking up street fights, giving his dog a mohawk, blockbuster movies, an adorable meme, and dying his hair trashy bleach blonde (see above) to name a few of the million reasons.)

Even George Clooney agrees.

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PHOTO TOWIE star Chloe Sims suffers nip slip wardrobe malfunction, lots of silicon exposed

The Only Way Is Essex star Chloe Sims had a pleasant night out with her co-star Frankie Essex as they dressed up for a dinner at Rio Ferdinand’s restaurant in Manchester, England. But, the two British starlets weren’t the only ones “hanging out” as Chloe’s see-through dress shifted and revealed one of her surgically-enhanced breasteses! Keep reading for the SFW version and an uncensored link as well as my argument that women often take breast augmentation surgery way too far.

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PHOTOS The many faces of Robert Pattinson at the Breaking Dawn premiere in Barcelona, Spain

Even being the star of the biggest movie franchise on the planet can sometimes get monotonous, or at least that’s the impression Robert Pattinson gave when he put on an amazing display of facial expressions at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 in Barcelona, Spain earlier tonight!

***WARNING*** May cause incurable crushes among women and gay men of all ages as well as metrosexual males ages 16-27. Proceed with caution. (i.e. dude is cute)

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Kim Richards’ boyfriend Ken Blumenfeld mug shot photo from 2009 DUI arrest

It’s only been a couple weeks since the identity of Kim Richards’ new boyfriend Ken Blumenfeld was revealed on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and it doesn’t appear he is fairing to well under the media spotlight. In addition to not winning over Kim’s sister Kyle Richards’ approval (even now, months after they met) it has been revealed that Ken was maintaining his match.com dating profile as recently as four weeks ago and he had a 2009 arrest for DUI back in 2009. Keep reading to see his mug shot photo and read what Kyle Richards has to say about Ken and Kim in her most recent blog.

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PHOTOS Beyonce’s wedding dress revealed in “I Was Here” video

Beyonce’s 2008 wedding to Jay-Z was on a media lockdown so tight that not one image has surfaced of Beyonce in her wedding dress… until now! The singer shared a brief, two-second clip of herself in the dress in her new music video for the single “I Was Here (Live at Roseland).” There are front and back views of the elaborate wedding gown that was fitted and strapless on top with an elaborate flowing train at the bottom.

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VIDEO Miami news reporter Joyce Evans has best sign off ever

Back before she was the co-anchor for Philadelphia’s FOX 29, Joyce Evans was a young reporter workin’ the beat for WCIX in Miami. In a short video clip that has become an internet sensation, Joyce can be seen in 1983 finishing up a report from in front of the Miami Police Department, which is apparently not her favorite place to be. Watch the hilarious clip and then watch the full blooper reel it came from, including more of Joyce as well as her foul-mouthed co-workers at WCIX!

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PHOTO Dean McDermott accidentally tweets wife Tori Spelling topless

As if there aren’t enough land mines in a marriage as a husband now there will forever be the, “Don’t pull a Dean McDermott.” Just to think, Donna Martin saved her virginity for this mess!?! Last night Tori’s husband tweeted a photo of his cute little 4-year-old son Liam with the caption, “Dough head JR.” What he somehow missed were his wife’s breasts fully exposed in the background. I guess the fact that this slipped right past him is another statement about marriage but I digress. See the cubicle approved version with one click access to the 9021-oh-no-he-didn’t!

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Nick Cannon tweets about being victim of racial profiling

From all accounts Nick Cannon has a sweet life. He’s married to Mariah Carey (well played sir), he’s the host of America’s Got Talent, and he’s the father of two beautiful twin babies. While all of this is true and Nick would be the first to back that up, he’s still a black man in America and according to his Twitter page that lone fact has caused a lifetime of racial profiling at the hands of cops. Read his tweets that include a troubling encounter with a cop at the tender age of 13.

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Just how rich is NeNe Leakes?

If you’ve been watching this season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, you know that Nene Leakes is “VERY rich bitch.” She informed castmate Sheree of this when they had a fight over some money tied to a paid appearance. Sheree claimed that Nene tried to take a part of both Sheree and Kim Zolciak’s cut of the appearance fees. This led to her castmates speculating how rich she really was, and, as Kandi pointed out “When people are making new money, they can have a few hundred thousand, or even $1 million, and they think that’s rich.”

Does Nene really have the cash to back up her “rich” declaration?

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Sofia Vergara’s former publicist had the worst idea ever

Sometimes peeps just have horrible ideas and I understand that. It does seem a little disturbing when a bad concept springs forth in the area of which you are supposed to be a professional. This is the case for Modern Family’s brunette bombshell Sofia Vergara’s former publicist. Find out his suggestion that would have involved the reduction of two of the most wonderful things on Earth!

As a bonus you can play the “Sofia Vergara’s former publicist bad idea” game.

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Selena Gomez stalker has criminal charges dismissed

Young starlet Selena Gomez has had a lot on her plate lately. There’s the Bieber Babygate thing with Mariah Yeater and then there’s the whole situation with her alleged stalker Thomas Brodnicki. Find out why the man who stated God told him to kill Selena and whom also has a criminal past of stalking was set free in another case of wacky California justice.

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Text message proof that Mariah Yeater lied about Justin Bieber being her baby daddy

Mariah Yeater dropped her paternity lawsuit against Justin Bieber and lost her lawyer, but she hired another one and is still asking the pop star to provide DNA. Now one of her friends is blowing her cover by giving both TMZ and Justin Bieber’s lawyer revealing text messages from Mariah.

PHOTOS Paris Hilton returns to the US… and to the 1970s

Paris Hilton has wrapped up her month-long globe-trotting adventure to eleven different countries and is now safely back home in her natural habitat – Beverly Hills! Ms. Hilton was spotted earlier today paying a visit to the Portofino Sun Center in Beverly Hills and looked like she just stepped off the cover of a 1971 issue of Vogue – and I mean that in a good great way! Plus, see photos of the good-hearted heiress on her recent trip to Bali where she took time to visit two orphanages.

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Kim Zolciak’s spin-off Bravo show to be titled “Don’t Be Tardy For the Wedding”

It was announced months ago that The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak would be getting her own spin-off reality series on Bravo with the assumption that her wedding to Kroy Biermann would play a major part in it. That assumption was confirmed today as Bravo and NBCUniversal announced that Kim’s “docu-series” will be titled Don’t Be Tardy For the Wedding, a playful spin on Zolciak’s kitschy Top Ten dance tune “Don’t Be Tardy For the Party.” Keep reading for the full press release.

Follow-up video interview with Carter “Coonskin Cap” Johnson, my new favorite person

On Monday I did a report on Carter Johnson from my hometown of Panama City, Florida and how he’s now tied with Antoine Dodson as the greatest eyewitness of all time. It was love at first sight when I saw his recollection of a chase and crash that happened right in front of his eyes but after catching the following interview with local radio station Island 106 he is now officially my favorite person alive. I implore you to take a break and catch out a man full of some true southern wisdom like the fact that the old Daisy Duke is way hotter and that if the guy he saw crash would’ve had a Chevy instead of a Ford he probably would have escaped capture.

PHOTOS Valentina Cervi joins True Blood Season 5 as vampire villainess Salome

Bon Temps is about to get a little crazier, a little sexier, and… a little more Italian? That seems to be the case as an HBO spokesperson has confirmed rumors that 35-year-old Italian actress Valentina Cervi will be joining the cast of True Blood for the upcoming fifth season. Keep reading for more info on Valentina including photos and a sexy video clip, as well as deets on her character Salome, an ancient vampire seductress with roots dating all the way back to the New Testament!

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VIDEO It looks like Bieber Babygate still lives

It appears as if Mariah Yeater may extend her 15 minutes of fame to 16 as Chicago paternity lawyer Jeffrey Leving has assigned a new team and is claiming that he is still in negotiations with Bieber’s camp. Read on for the deets of the story that keeps on giving including Yeater’s attorney citing death threats against his client as a motivation for a change in approach.

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VIDEO Moving Teen Mom teddy bear ad for MTV Latin America

I stumbled upon this gem of a commercial that was put together by MTV Latin America for Teen Mom. It really is a wonderful and touching spot as it takes the concept of an innocent teddy bear and transforms it into what should be the responsible decision making of a teen mother. See the moving clip that does a fantastic job of symbolizing the tough decisions the girls of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 must make every day.

VIDEO Parent mortified by Kids N Teen store selling crotchless thong panties

A mall store in Greely, Colorado has agreed to stop selling crotchless thong panties after a parent video taped the not-much-there undergarments. So what’s the big deal you ask? Well this store just so happens to be called Kids N Teen! No. I’m not kidding sadly. See the local news report, the cell phone video footage of the knickers in question and the store owner’s incredulous explanation as to why they were on the shelves in the first place.

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VIDEO Teen Mom’s Gary Shirley and Tyler Baltierra name dropped on 2 Broke Girls

The guys and gals of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 have become a pop culture sensation! Get up to date on all the shows referencing the young reality stars including the latest clip of Kat Dennings’ affectionate (and downright lusty!) remarks about Tyler on the CBS sitcom Two Broke Girls.

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PHOTOS Meet Nina Bazzy Aliahmad, the sexy businesswoman star of All-American Muslim

TLC premiered its ground-breaking new reality series All-American Muslim Sunday night, taking cameras inside the rarely-seen lives of five Muslim American families living in Dearborn, Michigan. Keep reading to meet Nina Bazzy Aliahmad, who looks more like one of Bravo’s Real Housewives than a Muslim mom from Michigan! This sexy business woman is devout in her Muslim faith without buying into their traditional ideas of how a woman should present herself in public.

VIDEO Special needs 14-year-old taunted by teachers

In yet another “what is freaking wrong with people” from the world of bullying, we have 14-year-old student Cheyanne who was verbally teased and insulted by the teachers entrusted with her care. See the news report filed by Today and hear some of the disturbing things said to the young student after she hid a recorder to catch them in the act.

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Teen Mom 2 Season 2 extended trailer (2 minutes plus!)

Last week we shared the first 30-second commercial for the upcoming second season of Teen Mom 2, and now we have the full two-minute preview trailer with lots more of what we can expect from Leah Messer, Chelsea Houska, Kailyn Lowry and Jenelle Evans!

Report: Jerry Sandusky’s lawyer impregnated a teenager 31 years his junior

For anyone who is involved in any way with the Jerry Sandusky child molestation controversy they better go ahead and reveal any skeletons in the closet because they’re coming out anyways. Case in point would be his attorney, Joe Amendola, as it is being reported that he impregnated a teenage girl 31 years his junior for whom he helped gain emancipation. Read on for the deets and take it in before the next Sandusky bomb drops.

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Brad Pitt clears up retirement statement, buys Russian tank for kids

When asked by Australian TV Show 60 Minutes actor Brad Pitt stated that he planned on acting for 3 more years. Moans were heard across the globe from despairing lady fans at the thought of Pitt no longer enhancing their local theater screens so he clarified those statements. Read his comments and find out about his kids’ latest play thing, a T-54 Russian tank!

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PHOTOS Kate Gosselin looks radiant down under

Kate Gosselin recently announced that she was taking on a full time job as a coupon blogger but shortly thereafter took a trip down under to celebrate Steve Irwin day at the Australia Zoo. If Kate’s been under extreme pressure lately following the dismissal of her spin-off show Kate Plus 8 she’s not showing it because I have to admit the mother of, well 8 of course, looked fantastic. Check out Kate G. down under and then see a side-by-side-by-side image that illustrates her style growth.

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Why is Anna Kournikova leaving the Biggest Loser after just one season?

For long-time fans of the Biggest Loser, it shouldn’t be a huge surprise that Anna Kournikova won’t be coming back for Season 13. Although she has proven herself to be a very good trainer, the writing was on the wall. Read on to see why, although Anna has nothing to be ashamed of in her performance as a trainer on the show, she really didn’t prove herself to be quite up to the job.

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Kasey Kahl and Vienna Girardi officially break up

The fairy tale romance between The Bachelor and The Bachelorette contestants Kasey Kahl and Vienna Girardi has ended. (I suppose a better headline would have been “Kasey and Vienna ‘Kahl’ It Quits.”) Keep reading for their affectionate break up tweets. (A moment of silence for both Kasey and Vienna, whose 30 minutes of fame are officially up – until one or the other or both show up on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.)

VIDEO – Jerry Sandusky’s creepy 1987 NBC interview about how much he loves children

Jerry Sandusky, the child molester at the heart of the Penn State scandal, met all the boys he who testified that they were sexually abused through a charity foundation he founded in 1977 called The Second Mile. NBC has a now-chilling interview with Sandusky about why he loves working with children.

VIDEOS Teens are using “butt chugging” and vodka tampons to get drunk

I feel inadequate, unoriginal, and old when I look back now at my glory days of doing keg stands in the back yard. For each generation it seems that teenagers manage to go next-level in creative means to consume alcohol. According to the following report today’s teens are just bypassing the stomach and going straight for the gusto. How are they doing this? The answer my friends is via vodka tampons and butt chugging according to KPHO out of Phoenix.

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First Kim Zolciak wedding photo with Kroy Biermann

The non-fake celebrity Kim wedding was this weekend in Atlanta as The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak wed her NFL stud muffin beau Kroy Biermann in a lavish ceremony on 11-11-11. See the first photo to emerge of Kim and Kroy in their wedding day finery thanks to Life & Style magazine, who will be featuring lots more photos and behind-the-scenes info in this week’s issue.

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VIDEOS Coonskin cap Carter Johnson tied for greatest eyewitness ever

After watching Antoine Dodson excitedly explain to peeps that they better hide their kids and wife because there was a rapist on the loose I thought to myself, “Never will thine eyes see such an amazing eyewitness again.” That’s right I went all Biblical “thine” with my quote because the following clip of Floridian, yes this is Florida, Carter Johnson and his coonskin cap explaining what happened during a high speed chase changed my life. I have seen the southern truth and it is awash in Dukes of Hazzard and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and has thusly equaled the greatness that will always be Dodson.

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Kat Von D thanks Jesse James for his alleged 19 mistresses

Once again Kat Von D is unleashing some blasters on ex-boyfriend Jesse James. The man forever attached to her armpit was the target of a recent Facebook open letter in which the tattoo artist extraordinaire thanked him for having cheated on her with an an alleged 19 different women. Read a pot calling a kettle black and then think it all over with some old school Cher!