Starcasm

JWoww’s Maxim cover and interior photos drawing criticisms from fans

ByAsa Hawks December 9, 2011December 10, 2011

When Jersey Shore star Jenni “JWoww” Farley found out she was going to be on the cover of Maxim for their January 2012 issue she was overjoyed. “I cried when I found out,” she says in an interview. “I was jumping up and down and totally bugging out. This is probably my highest accomplishment.” But, that was before she actually saw the cover, which is drawing criticisms from JWoww detractors and fans alike, most of whom say the photo isn’t very flattering and doesn’t even really look like her. Keep reading for the cover shot and an interior photo that I have to agree seem a little less than flattering – and I’m a confessed JWoww fetishist!

PHOTOS Katy Perry, Matt Damon, Val Kilmer filming for SNL

ByDarren O December 9, 2011December 9, 2011

Check out some randomly awesome candid photos of Katy Perry, a homeless looking Matt Damon, Val Kilmer and a bag of Depends filming a piece for Saturday Night Live. Katy has traded in her musical guest hat for the hostess with the mostess role. As for Damon with a scruff and long hair, Kilmer and the Depends… I have no idea!

Bonus I’ve got the full clip from Katy’s infamous earlier SNL skit where she wore an amazingly tight Elmo t-shirt poking fun of her Sesame Street cleavage ban.

Nick Offerman | Parks and Recreation

PHOTOS Ron Swanson and Tammy 2 at the 2011 UNICEF Ball

ByAsa Hawks December 9, 2011

For fans of the greatest post-Michael Scott sitcom on television, this image could be cause for great concern as it would seem to indicate our country’s most rugged lip-broomed Libertarian has once again succumbed to the devilish wiles of Tammy number 2. But, relax all ye fellow fans of Parks and Recreation, Ron Swanson is still the single boat-building, bureaucracy-hating stoic we have all grown to love and admire, this is merely his slightly less Swansontastic real life counterpart, actor Nick Offerman and his real life wife, actress Megan Mullally together at a charity event in Beverly Hills.

Keep reading for the photos as well as all sorts of videos and photos paying tribute to the guy so manly he believes fish meat is “practically a vegetable.”

Celebrities | Nadya Suleman

VIDEO Octomom getting 6-figures for life advice show OctoTV

ByDarren O December 9, 2011

If you’ve been searching for the right life coach to help guide you let me suggest Octomom! Someone has stepped up, or down according to your vantage point, and signed Nadya Suleman to a 6-figure deal to star in a weekly internet show to be called OctoTV. This show will air each Sunday via Ustream and it will center around Octomom giving out advice and discussing such topic as, “Parenting, fitness, diet, nutrition, shopping on a budget and all those crazy rumors.” See a bried preview video posted by OctoTV for a taste of what to expect from her latest venture.

Celebrities | Kevin Federline

Hefty K-Fed hospitalized filming ‘Excess Baggage’

ByDarren O December 9, 2011December 9, 2011

K-Fed has apparently been well fed lately as he’s appearing in a weight loss show in the land down under. The show is called Excess Baggage and it’s very much like Celebrity Fit Club which Federline participated in state side last year. Find out why Federline had to be hospitalized and how he’s doing now with his apparently new career of losing weight.

Ben Flajnik | The Bachelor 16