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Miami Housewife Marysol Patton is engaged to Frenchman Philippe Pautesta

In a preview for tonight’s premiere of The Real Housewives of Miami PR maven Marysol Patton discusses her relationship with a Frenchman by the name of Philippe with her outspoken mother Elsa. The conversation progresses to the topic of sex which makes Marysol a little uncomfortable. With a little prodding Miss Patton states that this Philippe is, “fantastic in every way.”

Find out about this fantastic Frenchman named Philippe who is engaged to and stole the Real House-heart of Marysol Patton including photos, business and bio information.

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The Real Housewives of Miami get ready for tonight’s premiere

Check out an all things publicity blitz for tonight’s premiere of The Real Housewives of Miami including photos and video from a poppin’ premiere party, a video interview with NBC 6 in Miami featuring 3 of the 6 Miami Housewives, Twitter photos and more!

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VIDEO Amber Portwood groped by Gary Shirley as they sing along to ’80s songs

I literally have no idea what to make of this one folks. This video was posted on a relatively new Facebook account claiming to be Teen Mom‘s Gary Shirley and it features Gary along with his former fiancee Amber Portwood singing along to Youtube videos for the ’80s songs “Time After Time” by Cyndi Lauper and “Love Is A Battlefield” by Pat Benatar! In the video Amber appears to be drunk or high and Gary is grotesquely over-affectionate. Not good. Not good at all. You gotta see it!

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Is Glee’s Darren Criss gay, or straight?

Hottie Darren Criss plays an openly gay and self-assured character on the beloved show Glee, but he’s been mostly coy about his personal sexuality in interviews. Chris Colfer, who won an Emmy for playing the struggling-to-find-his-place gay character Kurt on thew show, is gay in real life, and Darren understands why many people are curious…

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My Top 5 Favorite Inanimate Objects from Teen Mom

This blog (as well as thousands of others) spends a lot of time obsessing over the young ladies from the MTV reality series Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2. These eight girls, their friends and their families supply us with a seemingly endless supply of on-and-off-screen drama to write about as they try to deal with the responsibilities of motherhood being thrust on them at such a young age – all of which plays out each and every week on our television screens and in the tabloids.

I’m as big a fan as anyone of the Teen Moms and their entourages, but I thought I might take a moment to recognize some of the under-appreciated stars of the show – namely the inanimate objects that play such an important supportive role. I’ve compiled my Top Five Favorite Inanimate Objects From Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 (actually six, but that’s because of a tie) and arranged them from Number Five up to Number One. Keep reading to see the list and take the poll to let me know if you agree!

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PHOTO Lisa Vanderpump and Danielle Staub at sex toy gifting suite

We poked a little fun at The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump a couple months ago for reportedly mistaking a RumbaTime wrist watch at a gifting suite for a female pleasuring device, and now we have photos from an event in September, 2010 in which she actually did receive a female pleasuring device from a gifting suite! And standing beside her is yet another female pleasuring device, The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s resident bisexual felon and sex tape star Danielle Staub!

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PHOTO Teen Mom Chelsea Houska gets her tongue pierced

In addition to pregnancy rumors, car accidents, pot-smoking videos, new boyfriends and airport arrivals we also keep on top of all the Teen Mom body art additions including tattoos and… piercings!

Sioux Falls, South Dakota’s most famous resident Chelsea Houska posted the above photo on Twitter yesterday revealing a brand spanking new tongue piercing! (Oh, and in case you didn’t know, Chelsea has gone completely blond!)

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PHOTO Marysol Patton mug shot Real Housewives of Miami

Things don’t officially get rolling on the latest installment of Bravo’s Housewives franchise until Monday night when The Real Housewives of Miami kicks off at 10|9c. But, the drama is already unfolding as the cast members get vetted by the media and the skeletons come dancing out of the closet like a Grateful Dead music video! Keep reading to see cast member Marysol Patton’s mug shot and find out exactly what it was that got her arrested!

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PHOTO RHONY’s Ramona Singer at WTB show during Fashion Week

Fans of The Real Housewies of New York City are going to have to wait for Turtle Time to officially begin thanks to Bravo pushing the premiere back a bit, but in honor of National Drink Wine Day I thought I might wet your whistles with a little bit of the Pinot Grigio maven herself, Ramona Singer, who was lookin’ fine as usual at the WTB show last night!

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MUG SHOTS Real Housewives of Miami’s Elsa Patton DUI arrest

Elsa Patton is the mid-70’s outspoken mom of The Real Housewives of Miami cast member Marysol Patton. Elsa promises to be featured prominently on the show as her daughter said as much in an interview with The Miami Herald. Back on October 9th, 2010 Elsa was arrested for DUI and driving without a valid drivers license and we have some undeniable mug shots to prove it. Read on for the details about the arrest and Miss Elsa who promises to be one of the more entertaining personalities on RHoM.

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Monthly “Teen Mom Amber Portwood Pregnant Again!” post

In case you’re wondering what Teen Mom star Amber Portwood spends her reported $280,000-a-year on, apparently most of it goes toward pregnancy tests. That is if you believe the numerous “insiders” and “sources close to Amber” who seem to surface weekly claiming the troubled single mom is knocked up again by some new man. The source this time is none other than Amber’s reported new beau, Adam Dockery! Keep reading to find out just how many pregnancy tests came back positive this time!

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Miami Housewives premiere features underage drinking controversy

The premiere for The Real Housewives of Miami is almost upon us and we’re already getting drama stemming from the debut episode. During this premiere sexy Venue magazine editor Alexia Echevarria gets cavalier in a discussion with her teenage son about scoring a table at a bar with bottle service. Read on for Alexia’s statement in regards to her family’s shall we say “relaxed” view on underage drinking.

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Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry’s baby-daddy Jonathan “Jo” Rivera arrested for being under the influence of marijuana

The topsy turvy world of Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry just became even more unsettled. The father of her son Isaac, Jonathan Rivera, who goes by Jo on the show was arrested for being under the influence of marijuana on Sunday! Read on for the arrest details and how this all might effect who will garner custody of Isaac.

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Jersey Shore’s Angelina Pivarnick receives surprise proposal on red carpet

In the midst of all this Hollywood heartbreak divorce news about love gone wrong its refreshing to see the other end of the love spectrum. Jersey Shore starlet Angelina Pivarnick thought it was just another red carpet day with her boyfriend when unexpectedly David Kovacs got down on one knee in front of the press and everyone else and proposed! Awwwwwwwwww.

Read on for some fantastic photos of the genuinely surprised Jersey love.

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VIDEO – Will villain Russell Hantz finally win Survivor with his same strategies?

Sometimes when you have a good thing going, you shouldn’t let it go. Reality competition shows don’t have the same luxury of easily keeping around their best villains like other reality shows (ex: Real Housewives,) so what they do instead is come up with new twists and turns to bring back figures that their fans…

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Survivor 22: Redemption Island, Julie Wolfe is a World Championship Outrigger canoer, firefighter

On of the most athletically accomplished contestants on Survivor 22: Redemption Island, premiering tonight @ 8 on CBS, is 50-year-old firefighter Julie Wolfe. Wolfe won the World Championship Outrigger Canoe Race in 1996 and 1998, a pretty impressive feat that involves a 41 mile course. This mother of two not only kicks ass at canoeing,…

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VIDEO Marysol Patton discusses The Real Housewives of Miami

We are gearing up big time for the premiere of The Real Housewives of Miami which is less than a week away! The six South Beach mavens that comprise the cast of the show have been doing the same as this post features PR firm CEOh-Yeah Marysol Patton discussing a little of what can be expected from the franchise’s South Florida edition.

Check out her video interview with The Miami Herald in which Marysol discusses her on-camera engagement, RHoM’s natural drama, and how her outspoken mom may just end up being the real star of the show!

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RHOBH Reports: Camille Grammer to stay, Kim Richards out and Brandi Glanville close to being cast

E has come out with what appears to be the most concrete insider information on what to expect cast wise for season 2 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. If they’re accurate, Camille will be back, Kim Richards is out and Cedric Martinez’s new BFF Brandi Glanville will fill the vacated throne! Read on for all the details and reasons given by the insider for the claims.

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A Garbage Bin of Jewels: Bravo responds to Allison Dubois by airing hour long psychic dinner party special

No one flipped a table at this classic Real Housewives dinner party, but it was apparent that at least one guest was flipped out. Camille Grammer invited all the girls, including her nemesis Kyle Richards to a dinner party heavy on the cocktails, and featuring one very special guest star: Psychic Medium Allison Dubois (who…

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PHOTOS Jenelle Evans’ new “J” and skull butterfly tattoos

What was the first thing Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans did after returning home from the Reunion Special taping in Los Angeles? Get a tattoo! Keep reading to see the design fresh from the tattoo studio! Oh, and of course there’s some Jenelle tweetage to go with it.

UPDATED with a new photo and another tattoo!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Kailyn Lowry in a car accident! Car totaled, Kailyn is fine

Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry posted about an hour ago on Facebook that she was involved in a two-car accident that left her own car totaled! All her original status update said was – “My carcar is totaled. :'(“ – which as you might expect drew tons of responses from concerned fans. Keep reading to find out what she posted later about the accident, including the fact that no one was seriously hurt.

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PHOTOS ‘The Office’ new cast member Cody Horn

There are big changes in store at the Scranton Branch of Sabre/Dunder-Mifflin in the wake of Steve Carell’s departure later this season. As previously announced Will Ferrell will be making a guest appearance spanning four episodes and now we have an announcement that model-turned-actress Cody Horn will be joining the cast. Keep reading for lots of pictures of Cody and find out the surprising identity of her love interest on the show!

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SISTER WIVES Season 2 to premiere March 13 on TLC

TLC has announced the date for the return of their popular polygamist reality series Sister Wives starring Kody Brown, his four wives and their 17 children. The second season, which will be split into two parts, will kick off with a one-hour episode Sunday, March 13. Keep reading for more details including some mild spoilers about what to expect in Season Two!

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PHOTOS Real Housewives of Miami Cristy Rice’s Bri Bri Boutique

In addition to her quality naps and looking after her three kids Real Housewives of Miami’s Cristy Rice spends quite a bit of her time and energy focused on running her South Miami clothing store Bri Bri Boutique. The store shares its unique name with Cristy’s vibrant and beautiful daughter Bri Bri. I was able to find out some info and links for the RHoM’s business and thought I’d share this brief write up so you can have a good idea of what takes up so much of Cristy’s time.

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PHOTOS Real Housewives of New York City invade New York Fashion Week

So what are the ladies of The Real Housewives of New York City to do since their premiere was pushed back and replaced with a new batch of Housewives from South Beach? Well they hit the streets of the NYC and made themselves very public during New York Fashion Week Fall 2011 of course! Check out some great photos of our big apple bites looking glam and hitting the fashion scene including Jill Zarin taking her turn on the catwalk for designer Zang Toi!

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VIDEO Teen Mom Jenelle Evans swarmed by paparazzi at LAX

Here’s a little glimpse into the frenzied atmosphere faced by Jenelle Evans and the other stars of Teen Mom 2 as they landed in Los Angeles to tape the Teen Mom 2 Reunion Special with Dr. Drew. The scene was captured by a videographer from X17 and it will make you realize these scenes are a lot crazier than they look in the photographs! (And it will also make you realize that Jenelle seems to like the attention)

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PHOTOS What is the word above Brad Womack’s back cross tattoo?

Bachelor Brad Womack (Picklesimer) isn’t exactly a catch known for his wit, but he definitely has a bangin’ bod – and on that bod is a pretty sizable tattoo. On his back, between his shoulder blades, is a giant cross with the word “Prosapia” written above it, which is Latin for “family.” Family is definitely…

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Teen Moms Farrah Abraham and Chelsea Houska respond to tabloid ‘lies’

A back and forth between Teen Moms Farrah Abraham and Chelsea Houska becomes an interesting study on the dichotomy of reality TV creating fame. Read on to see what they had to say about recent tabloid articles and how this reflects on the unique fame creating machine that is the Teen Mom franchise.

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PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Leah Messer, Corey and the twins return to West Virginia

The Teen Mom 2 Reunion Special with Dr. Drew has wrapped up and the girls have all left Los Angeles to return to their homes east of the Mississippi. The moms mentioned the troublesome LA paparazzi numerous times on Twitter and Facebook, so it must have been quite a surprise for Leah Messer and her husband Corey Simms to find a photographer waiting for them upon their arrival at the airport in their home state of West Virginia!

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PHOTOS The Situation at the 2011 Grammy Awards

Ultra-glamorized Guidettes Snooki and JWoww weren’t the only Jersey Shore cast member representin’ at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards tonight. We all know that and event isn’t an event unless it’s a Situation!

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino stayed a little truer to his Jersey Shore roots than his female cast mates, looking like he just hopped out of a Seaside Heights night club in dark denim jeans, dark jacket, V-neck shirt, no tie and ultra-white tongue-out sneakers.

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PHOTOS Jenni JWoww Farley imposter at 2011 Grammy Awards

HOLY CRAP! This may be more jaw-dropping than Lady Gaga showing up in an egg! Jersey Shore‘s Jenni JWoww Farley has gone through yet another makeover, this time emerging as an super-estrogenalized version of Rose McGowan – and I mean that in a scary good way! Keep reading for a heapin’ helpin’ of the brand spankin’ new, fully animal-printed JMeowwwww!!!

UPDATE – My astonishment at JWoww’s remarkable makeover was justified because it’s not really JWoww at all! That’s what I get for trusting the photography website’s caption more than my own two eyes. Anyways… Somebody looked fierce!

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Teen Mom 2 Reunion Special candid photos from Los Angeles

As I’m sure all you Teen Mom 2 fans are aware, the girls have been in Los Angeles the last few days recording the Teen Mom 2 Reunion Special with Dr. Drew. We featured numerous arrival photos of the girls at LAX (minus Chelsea) and now we offer some candid photos collected from the stars’ Twitter and Facebook accounts! Also, Jenelle provides a couple spoilers in her Twitter exchange with Dr. Drew!

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RHOC’s Jim and Alexis Bellino home foreclosure canceled

The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Jim and Alexis Bellino have claimed all along that reports of their filing for bankruptcy and losing a $5 million home to foreclosure have been greatly exaggerated and judging from the fact that the home is no longer scheduled for auction it appears they were right! Keep reading for their lawyer’s official statement as well as photos of the gorgeous Newport Beach property, currently available as a short sale for $3.395 million.

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VIDEOS The Real Housewives of Miami teaser interviews Part 2

Now it’s time for part 2 of this all out meet The Real Housewives of Miami teaser video fest. Come along as we discover more important information about our South Beach babes like the fact that Adriana has one breast that is smaller than the other and Marysol watches porn!

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VIDEOS The Real Housewives of Miami teaser interviews Part 1

Bravo has posted some fantastic teaser interviews featuring the new cast members for The Real Housewives of Miami. Check out Part 1 of our posts featuring the South Beach vixens talking about everything under the South Florida sun!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Leah Messer arrives in LA with Corey and twins

The cast members of Teen Mom 2 are descending upon the City of Angels for the taping of the Season 1 Reunion Special with Dr. Drew. Next up on our LAX arrival highlights is Leah Messer along with husband Corey, her mom and twin daughters Aliannah and Aleeah. Read on to see Leah in an all pink sweatsuit and fuzzy slippers as she makes her big city debut!

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Andy Cohen responds to Heidi Montag Real Housewives rumor… brutally!

In addition to being the Executive Vice President of Original Programming and Development at Bravo, Andy Cohen is the host of his own show and he used that platform tonight to address rumors that Heidi Montag was in talks with the network to be the newest cast member of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Keep reading to find out what he said. (I will tell you now that the words “That trash is delusional and I would sooner stab” are part of it!)

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry arrives in LA with Jordan and Isaac

First we got to see Jenelle touch down and now we have pictures of Kailyn Lowry arriving at LAX for the Teen Mom 2 Reunion Special with Dr. Drew! In addition to her son Isaac Kailyn also brought along her new boyfriend Jordan . Keep reading to see pictures of the trio as well as a nice photo of Kailyn’s rather wordy shoulder tattoo!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans arrives in Los Angeles, state of emergency declared

Well half of the headline is true – Jenelle Evans arrived at LAX earlier today to tape the Teen Mom 2 reunion special with Dr. Drew in Los Angeles. Keep reading to see more of East Coast meets West Coast and read Jenelle’s tweets announcing her arrival in the City of Angels!

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Brad Womack’s ex-girlfriend Laurel Kaygay claims he proposed just before taping began on ‘The Bachelor’

Laurel Kaygay was Brad Womack’s on-again, off-again girlfriend for eight years, including his last stint on The Bachelor back in 2007. Find out what she has to say about Brad in this week’s issue of Us Weekly, including anger issues, lying about counseling, and numerous marriage proposals – the last of which came just weeks before the current season of The Bachelor began taping! Includes photos and text messages.

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley’s no-contact order lifted

There ain’t no mountain high enough, ain’t no valley low enough… to keep Teen Mom Amber Portwood and her baby daddy/punching bag Gary Shirley apart!

After felony charges were filed against Amber for her on and off-screen attacks on Gary Bear a judge placed a no-contact order disallowing the two from being in contact with each other outside of that which was necessitated by their shared custody of daughter Leah. That order was lifted today by an Indiana court and the two were photographed leaving the courthouse holding hands! And they lived happily ever after…

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PHOTO Who is JWoww’s new boyfriend Roger Matthews?

JWoww has reportedly moved on after her split last summer with long-time boyfriend Tom Lippolis (who later sued her for claiming that he helped her get famous.) She’s was caught in a cheating scandal this summer with an oil truck-driver named Roger Williams, but now she has been most recently linked to another Roger, bodybuilder…

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Miami Housewife Lea Black was a juror in William Kennedy Smith trial defended by husband

Lea Black is one of the 6 upcoming Bravolebrities that will comprise the cast of The Real Housewives of Miami. In a previous post I introduced our readers to her husband Roy Black a renowned attorney from South Florida. His most famous trial was the rape defense of William Kennedy Smith back in ’91. Well it turns out Lea, who went by Lisa Lea Haller, was a juror in that very case! Find out how they met and eventually became husband and wife in this episode of Real Housewives of Law and Order.

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PHOTOS Meet Larsa Pippen of The Real Housewives of Miami

A name often mentioned in the discussion of “hottest sports wife” is Larsa Pippen, wife of retired NBA legend Scottie Pippen, and for good reason. Larsa is H-O-T and will certainly heat up South Beach as she takes her turn on reality TV for Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Miami.

Check out some photogenic proof of Larsa’s hotness, including a pic with her close friend Kim Kardashian, as well as bio information for the self described “fab mom of four.”

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PHOTOS Danielle Staub premieres her new show ‘Social’

Welcome to “Where Are They Now?” the Danielle Staub edition!

The controversial former star of The Real Housewives of New Jersey is adding television host to an already-extensive resume that includes being a convicted felon, sex tape star, author and singer. Her brand new show Social premieres tonight on Wealth TV. Keep reading for photos of Danielle from last night’s launch party in New York and watch a sneak peek video clip of Social!

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Heidi Montag in talks to be a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills

The cross-pollination of different reality TV franchises is possibly being elevated to a whole new stratosphere if Heidi Montag gets her wish and is cast for Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This is no mistake, according to Radar the young flag bearer for plastic augmentation is in negotiations to join the Housewives franchise nation!

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The Bachelor’s Chantal O’Brien had an affair with a cop?

The Bachelor has been on the air long enough for the skeletons to make their way out of the contestants’ closets and the latest bony rumor comes from Star magazine which has an “insider” that claims Chantal O’Brien divorced her husband Jason Vena after an affair with a police officer! Keep reading for the full scoop.

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PHOTO Michelle Money with ex-husband Ryan Money and daughter Brielle in 2007

Photo of The Bachelor villanesse Michelle Money taken in 2007 with her husband at the time Ryan Money and their daughter Brielle. The rare picture of the couple together was taken just before Michelle’s admitted affair with NBA player Carlos Boozer and the eventual disintegration of both marriages.

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Teen Mom 2 Kailyn Lowry has filed for custody of son Isaac

On the bio page for Kailyn from MTV the show kind of creates its own spoiler by acknowledging the fact that the Teen Mom moves out of the Rivera’s and back in with her disinterested mom after baby-daddy Jo finds out about her dating her co-worker Jordan. What the write up fails to mention however is that while she was living with her mother she filed for custody of her son Isaac!

Read on for the deets in regards to this surprising bit of information.

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Is Vienna Girardi dating Kasey Kahl!?!

Star magazine is running a story that Vienna Girardi and Kasey Kahl, the dude who got secretly tattooed for Ali Fedotowski, were all over each other at a Super Bowl party. This, my blog reading friends, is a possible match made in Bachelor / Bachelorette hell! Read on for the deets and see Vienna’s not really a denial Twitter response!

America’s Next Top Model 16 Mikaela Schipani photos and brief bio

Tyra Banks and her beauty crew return for their 16th season on February 23rd as 14 fresh new faces from around the country compete to become America’s Next Top Model! Keep reading to see photos and videos of 21-year-old contestant Mikaela Schipani, a 21-year-old model from Boca Raton, Florida.

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VIDEO Lisa Vanderpump in a 1980s Hamlet cigar commercial

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump was having issues with the men in her life losing their hair long before Giggy went from being a little dog to a little bare!

Check out this Hamlet cigar commercial from the 1980s starring Lisa as an aggressively affectionate hottie on a date with Artie from The Sopranos who compensates for his lack of hair by puffing on large phallic tobacco sticks.

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Teen Mom 2: Chelsea Houska’s roommate Megan Nelson is pregnant and no longer friends with Chelsea

UPDATE – Megan and Chelsea are friends again! Catch up on all the Megan Nelson news, including some serious Facebook fan drama, HERE! Teen Mom 2 Chelsea Houska’s roommate Megan Nelson is no longer speaking to Chelsea, and is now pregnant! Megan moved in with Chelsea at the beginning of the season airing now into…

America’s Next Top Model 16 Kasia Pilewicz photos, videos and brief bio

Tyra Banks and her beauty crew return for their 16th season on February 23rd as 14 fresh new faces from around the country compete to become America’s Next Top Model! Keep reading to see photos and videos of 26-year-old contestant Kasia Pilewicz, a plus-size model originally from Wheaton, Illinois and currently living in New York City.

American Pickers Danielle Cushman back shoulder tattoo "Irish Blood English Heart"
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American Pickers Danielle Colby’s Irish Blood, English Heart back tattoo

The planet’s favorite burlesque dancin’ roller derby retro-pin-up office manager Danielle Colby Cushman treated fans earlier today by providing a clear photo of the massive tattoo on her back and shoulders along with the caption, “there….. now u know.” Keep reading to see the new skin art and find out what song it was taken from!

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Lauren Conrad reality series turned down by MTV for being “too high brow?”

MTV announced last fall that it would be once again working with The Hills and Laguna Beach star Lauren Conrad on a new reality series focused on her life and attempt to make it as a fashion designer, but it was confirmed today that MTV has seen the final product and opted to pass! Read statements from both camps as to why the show was rejected, including Lauren’s assessment that the network thought her show was “too high brow for their audience.”

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PHOTOS Marysol Patton of The Real Housewives of Miami

Marysol Patton considers herself a ‘seer’ and is sought after for spiritual advice in her hometown of Miami. Well it’s time for all of us to ‘see’ multiple photos and links in addition to other general Patton information for The Real Housewives of Miami cast mate. Wait did I make a general Patton joke, I need someone to help me, maybe Marysol can. Marysol can!?! Read on for some serious Marysol Patton info before I get carried away.