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Beauty treatments: Would you get eyebrow implants or tattoos to look like Megan Fox and Kim Kardashian?

ByStarcasm Staff

Would you pay $8,000 to have Megan Fox’s eyebrows?

Over the past few years runway models have sported thicker brows, and women have been dying to have thick, arched eyebrows like Megan Fox and Kim Kardashian. Eyebrow pencils can only do so much, so some seek other options, like tattoos, or to take it even further, implanting their neck hairs into their eyebrows.

How long do these procedures last? What do they cost?

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Matthew McConaughey lost 38 pounds for The Dallas Buyer’s Club, and just wants a cheeseburger

ByStarcasm Staff

Fit 43-year-old Matthew McConaughey lost 38 pounds this year, mostly buffed-up muscle from playing a stripper in Magic Mike to play an AID patient in The Dallas Buyer’s Club. He went from 181 to 143 in a very short period of time, and of course the process was difficult.

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Allyn Rose, 24-year-old Miss America contestant removing both breasts because she carries breast cancer gene

ByStarcasm Staff

24-year-old Allyn Rose, who placed 8th overall in the 2011 Miss America pageant, and will be back representing Washington D.C. in the January 2013 pageant, has chosen to remove both of her breasts after losing her mom to breast cancer, and finding out she carries the breast cancer gene.

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New Pepsi Special soda released in Japan claims to help you lose weight by blocking fat, making you poop

ByStarcasm Staff

Even though weight loss is really a simple thing (reduce calories in, and increase calories burned) it’s a difficult thing for a human to do, so we’re constantly looking for quick-fix alternatives. We try to find chemicals that taste like sugar, reduce our appetitive, mess with our sense of smell, or increase our metabolism to make the process easier for us. Now Pepsi is introducing a soda to the Japenese market that claims to “block fat.”

What’s the secret ingredient?

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Anne Hathaway’s oatmeal paste starvation diet for Les Mis: “It was definitely a little nuts.”

ByStarcasm Staff

Anne Hathaway lost of a total of 25 pounds from her already thin frame for her role in the latest cinematic adaptation of Victor Hugo’s Les Mis: 10 before shooting, and another 15 during a two-week break. She now tells Vogue magazine, which she covers for December, about the harrowing starvation diet she had to endure to achieve a near-death look.

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Naked Rihanna shows off her tattoos as GQ’s “Obsession of the Year,” says Chris Brown and Drake fight wasn’t about her

ByStarcasm Staff

Rihanna took it all off for GQ’s “Obsessio of the Year” issue, and explains how she came to release what being a “sex symbol” means. (We guess might be something to do with being a hot pop star who takes her clothes off.)

She took a few photos for the mag, and showed off her tattoos. Here’s a guide to what they are and what they mean:

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PHOTOS – Lady Gaga visited the slums of Rio de Janeiro, got a Rio neck tattoo

ByStarcasm Staff

Lady Gaga she spent some quality time with children in the slums, known as favelas, of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil in the middle of her Born This Way Tour.

She dressed in a pink wig, and a pretty simple dress to sign autographs, play kick ball, and just hung out with the kids. Later she was so inspired by the city, she got a neck tattoo in it’s honor.

Pro-wrestler has no regrets over Romney/Ryan face tattoo
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Pro-wrestler has no regrets over Romney/Ryan face tattoo

ByStarcasm Staff

You win some and you lose some and then sometimes you end up with a permanent face tattoo of said loss. Well, that happens if you’re independent pro-wrestler Eric Hartsburg from Michigan City, Indiana. “Erico” auctioned off his face and now has a permanent Ryan/Romney logo inked to his countenance. Read on for his reaction post election and why the 30-year-old father of one has no regrets.

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INTERVIEW Human Barbie doll Valeria Lukyanova talks beauty, plastic surgery, and dealing with the haters

ByLindsay

Valeria Lukyanova became an internet sensation earlier this year when Jezebel.com profiled her and posted photos of her looking remarkably similar to a Barbie doll. The Ukrainian model seems to have all of the previously thought to be anatomically impossible attributes that Barbie is known for including a tiny waist, long body, phenomenal curves, and trademark blonde hair. But is she real? Apparently so! V magazine tracked her down and flew her to New York City for a photo shoot and an interview that can only be described as bizarre! Keep reading for highlights from the interview, photos, and even videos of this living, breathing anatomical wonder.

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Brooke Burke-Charvet has thyroid cancer

ByLindsay

Dancing With The Stars host Brooke Burke-Charvet recently got some devastating news after a routine visit to her doctor. Doctors discovered a nodule on her thyroid. Now, the mother of four must go under the knife to remove the nodule. In the meantime, she’s staying positive about the outcome and sharing her journey with fans.

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Jennifer Lawrence says she’s obese by Hollywood standards, will never starve herself for a role

ByStarcasm Staff

Jennifer Lawrence is the epitome of fit and trim, but she still struggles with what’s considered “thin” in Hollywood. The Hunger Games star told ELLE magazine’s December issue that she’s extremely body conscious, but instead of wanting to be the tiniest woman in the room, she wants to look like she eats because she doesn’t…

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Writer-director Diablo Cody speaks out about the stigma of working while pregnant

ByStarcasm Staff

Screenwriter and now-director Diablo Cody is speaking out about the stigma of women working while pregnant.

“Nobody would ever care if a male CEO was expecting a child–or frankly if a male director was expecting a child. I’ve worked with a lot of directors who had babies on the way or had them at home, and nobody ever said, ‘What are you doing here on set?'”

Lacey Wildd willing to risk her life to upgrade LLL breasts to a MMM

ByLindsay

Glamour model Lacey Wildd may be embarrassing her children and unable to sleep comfortable with her size LLL breasts, but that isn’t stopping this mother of 4 from going even bigger. After suffering two torn vertebrae and having an internal bra made of pigskin and her own muscles implanted into her torso, Lacey is ready to upgrade her already 21 pounds breasts to a MMM.

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Jessica Simpson shows off slim figure in sexy wench Halloween costume

ByLindsay

Jessica Simpson welcomed daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson 6 months ago, but losing the baby weight has proved to be quite the challenge for her after reportedly gaining nearly 70 pounds during her pregnancy. With the help of Weight Watchers, the pop star has reportedly lost 60 pounds and she flaunted her new, slimmer figure in a sexy wench Halloween costume!

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Fashion designer Kaylin Andres to be featured on Season 2 of World of Jenks

ByDarren O

The critically acclaimed World of Jenks is finally returning for a 2nd season on Nov 12 and this time the focus of documentarian Andrew Jenks will be squarely on 3 extraordinary young adults. One of the peeps that Andrew spent an entire year with is fashion designer and so much more, Kaylin Andres. Find out about a truly interesting soul including links, bio, videos, photos and more.

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Halloween PHOTOS: Chord Overstreet as Brad Pitt in Chanel No. 5 ad, Emma Roberts as aunt Julia in Pretty Woman

ByStarcasm Staff

Both Chord Overstreet and Emma Roberts (who used to date, but that’s besides the point) dressed up as other celebrities for Halloween. Chord channeled idol Brad Pitt in his broody Chanel No. 5 ad, and Emma Roberts went as her aunt Julia’s prostitute role in Pretty Woman.

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PHOTO Justin Bieber gets a new owl tattoo on his arm

ByAsa Hawks

18-year-old singer and unofficial ruler of planet Earth, Justin Bieber, continues to add to his quickly growing collection of skin art, this time electing to get a rather large owl on his forearm. The Biebs shared a photo of his avian tat on instagram along with the caption, “Befo the paps get me.” Keep reading to see the picture and read some tweets from Bieber peeps that may give some insight as to its meaning!

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Lil Wayne hospitalized after suffering from seizure like symptoms aboard his private jet

ByLindsay

Lil Wayne had to make an emergency landing in his private jet yesterday after experiencing seizure-like symptoms. The rapper, whose real name is Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr., was taken to a local hospital in Texas as soon as his plane touched down where he was treated and later released.

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PHOTOS Farrah Abraham gets $16,000 nose job and chin implant

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham raised a few eyebrows (and a few cup sizes) when she underwent breast augmentation surgery and allowed MTV cameras to document it as part of the show. Now Farrah is revealing she has gone under the knife once again, this time shelling out $16,000 for a nose job and a chin implant!

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Amazing transformation PHOTO: Richard Lee Norris before and after face transplant

ByStarcasm Staff

37-year-old Richard Lee Norris was injured in a gun accident 15 years ago, leaving his face a mangled mess. He’s been living in hiding, covering his face to go to the grocery store, ever since. Seven months ago Richard underwent the most comprehensive face transplant in history, and the results are unbelievable.

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Talia Joy Castellano, teen Cover Girl who’s battling two kinds of cancer, is receiving stem-cell treatment

ByStarcasm Staff

13-year-old Talia Joy Castellano is one of those people who have become “internet famous” for all the right reasons. She’s a lovely and vivacious teen who is going through a hellacious fight with two different kinds of cancers, leukemia and brain cancer. In order to help herself remain upbeat, she’s posted makeup tutorial videos on Youtube that are as inspirational as they are informative.

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PHOTO Tami Roman reveals weight loss

ByLindsay

Tami Roman is on a mission to get healthy and look great. The Basketball Wives star quit smoking a few months ago and as a coping mechanism, the self-proclaimed foodie began to eat more leading to a weight gain. Now, along with the help of the NV diet, Tami has lost two dress sizes and is feeling better than she has in a long time — and her body looks amazing.

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VIDEO Laura Govan reveals how she lost 85 pounds

ByLindsay

Laura Govan, star of Basketball Wives: LA and fiance of Memphis Grizzlies player Gilbert Arenas, recently lost an impressive 85 pounds. After giving birth to her four children, the reality star had ballooned to 225 pounds and she wasn’t liking what she was seeing in the mirror — so she made a change. Keep reading for a recent interview with Laura in which she reveals how she lost 85 pounds!

American Pickers Danielle Colby Cushman Pretty In Ink magazine cover
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PHOTO Danielle Colby’s ‘Pretty In Ink’ magazine cover

ByAsa Hawks

It’s been a little while since we’ve provided an update on our favorite burlesque dancing, roller derbying, tattoo loving enterpreneur and reality starlet Danielle Colby Cushman! The Antique Archaeology office manager from History Channel’s hugely popular America Pickers has apparently been a bit off the radar thanks to her acquisition of a second home in Logan Square, Chicago, just outside of Chicago. But, her move and splitting time between the LeCalire, Iowa and Nashville, Tennesse locations of Antique Archaeology didn’t stop Danielle from taking time out for an interview and photo shoot with Pretty In Ink magazine!

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Kendra Wilkinson’s son Hank Baskett IV hospitalized

ByLindsay

Kendra Wilkinson dealt with every parent’s worst nightmare last week when her two-year-old son Hank mysteriously passed out last Wednesday night. Shortly after Kendra dialed 911, firefighters and police arrived to her Los Angeles home. Thankfully, Hank IV came to! However, the events leading up to the toddler regaining consciousness were nothing short of terrifying.

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VIDEO Christina Hendricks stops interview after being called full-figured

ByLindsay

Christina Hendricks is known for her curves, and while she embraces her figure, the actress has her limits when it comes to what people say about her frame. During a recent interview, the actress was caught off guard when the woman interviewing her referred to her as a “full-figured” woman. While off camera, Christina expressed her disapproval of the term, but the interviewer seemed to forget as she brought it up once again. That’s when the Mad Men star became a mad woman star and the whole thing came to an awkwardly abrupt halt.

Nicole Kidman talks infertility issues, depression, marriage to Tom Cruise, and ‘miracle’ baby Sunday Rose
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Nicole Kidman talks infertility issues, depression, marriage to Tom Cruise, and ‘miracle’ baby Sunday Rose

ByStarcasm Staff

Nicole Kidman spoke candidly to Australia’s Who magazine about some of her most personal issues: her marriage to Tom Cruise, depression after it was over, and her fertility struggles.

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Is Cece Frey’s leopard-print face tattoo real?

ByStarcasm Staff

Cece Frey knocked Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You” out of the water Tuesday night on The X Factor Season 2’s Miami Boot Camp, especially considering she followed another girl (Paige Thomas, who looks A LOT like Rihanna) singing the same song. IWALY is like kryptonite for singers: it destroys them on impact, but it was literally a breeze for Cece.

The big question, though, is whether or not her signature leopard-print face tattoo is real or something temporary.

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SCARY: New drug-resistant Gonorrhea spreading worldwide

ByStarcasm Staff

For almost a century gonorrhea has been viewed as a troublesome, but treatable, sexually transmitted disease. Not anymore thanks to evolution of the bacteria, a new antibiotic-resistant strain is emerging. What’s scary about this isn’t just the effects of Gonorrhea (which can be horrible in themselves) but those infected with Gonorrhea are much more susceptible to the HIV virus.

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PHOTOS Deena Nicole Cortese loses 15 lbs and 2 dress sizes

ByLindsay

Deena Nicole Cortese is giving Pamela Anderson a run for her money — kind of literally! The Jersey Shore star has seriously slimmed down and she’s showing off all her hard work in the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, in which she pays homage to the world’s sexiest female lifeguard (props to The Hoff) by taking a jog on the beach Baywatch style! Deena also opens up about her weight loss and her admiration for Pamela.

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PHOTOS Jenelle Evans gets huge leopard tattoo, explains what it means

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom Jenelle Evans has never been one to sulk for very long, and just a week after breaking things off for good from on again/off again boyfriend Kieffer Delp not only has she found herself a new man (and potential new roommate) in hunky Courtland, but she’s also gone and gotten a huge hip leopard tattoo! UPDATED with more photos!

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Skinny model Karlie Kloss’s rib cage was photoshopped to look less thin

ByStarcasm Staff

Fashion photoshop usually involves shaving down a model’s frame until her shape is unrecognizable as a human form, but in this case the model’s skinniness is what had to go. One thing’s for sure: no matter what you’re looking at in a magazine, it’s been altered.

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Lady Gaga say she’s had bulimia and anorexia since she was 15

ByStarcasm Staff

Lady Gaga has talked about eating disorders before, saying she suffered from bulimia as a teen, but now she’s owning up to the fact that it’s a continued struggle for her. I imagine being a Super Pop Star who traipses about in her underwear all the time would put body pressure on anyone.

She’s recieved some flack this month for gaining a few pounds, and instead of quietly and secretly starving herself thin again, or signing a deal with a weight loss brand, Gaga owned up to indulging in her Italian dad’s pastas and pizzas in a radio interview. She said she was on a diet, but that she wasn’t ashamed of her body.

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Inside Simon Cowell’s anti-aging regime: Botox, vitamin IV drip, colonics

ByStarcasm Staff

52-year-old Simon Cowell is a pretty successful and powerful dude (despite the fact that his American X Factor venture has so far yielded disappointing results,) and he’s also filthy rich and makes no bones about being vain. In fact, it seems he’ll try about anything to stave off the aging process (except, of course, give up his smokes.)

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PHOTOS Bristol Palin weight loss before and after

ByLindsay

Bristol Palin returned to Dancing With The Stars last night for its All-Stars season and while her moves were impressive, her new body shined as well. The young mommy turned reality star has lost weight and is looking great and now, she’s showing off her fit figure and dishing on how she shed the pounds.

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Lindsay Lohan hospitalized with lung infection

ByLindsay

Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the emergency room at Mt. Sinai in New York City last night for what sources claim is a bad lung infection. Lohan had allegedly been dealing with a bad case of “walking pneumonia” for a couple of weeks, and when things took a turn for the worse last night, she felt it was in her best interest to seek medical care. Lohan was treated at the hospital, prescribed antibiotics, and sent back to her hotel room where she is currently resting.

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Estee Lauder’s granddaughter Aerin Lauder launches her own makeup line, and you could try it for free!

ByStarcasm Staff

42-year-old Aerin Lauder is following in her grandmother Estee Lauder’s footsteps with her very own makeup and accessories line. We’re hosting a giveaway, find out how you can get try out a $70 package of Aerin’s collection.

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How does oldest runway model Carmen Dell’Orefice stay beautiful?

ByStarcasm Staff

Carmen Dell’Orefice, who at 81 holds the Guinness World Record for Oldest Working Model, is still stunning her way down the catwalk. She made a splash at Fashion Week last week by walking the runway twice in one day, and being photographed with Ryan Lochte.

She was discovered at age 13 while riding a bus in New York, and landed a $7.50/hr gig for Vogue by age 15. It hasn’t been all rosebuds since then, at age 77 she lost practically all of her life’s fortune in the Madoff scandal. That hasn’t fazed Carmen, though, she’s been working steadily ever since that setback.

How does she stay so gorgeous?

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PHOTOS: Lady Gaga’s Fame perfume launch was crazy! She got a cherub tattooed on her head, peed in a champagne bucket, and more!

ByStarcasm Staff

Lady Gaga launched her “Fame” fragrance last night, and she put on quite the performance!

The perfume itself is odd: it’s the first ever black fragrance, and it’s got blood, semen, and poison in it.

Here’s what went down:

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Chris Brown gets F-16 jet tattoo on his chest, similar to Rihanna’s Isis chest tattoo

ByLindsay

Is it just us or does Chris Brown seem a bit desperate to get back with his former girlfriend/assault victim Rihanna, even though he is currently in a relationship with Karrueche Tran? The former couple have been rumored to be having secret flings for months now, and during last week’s MTV VMAs, the pair even shared a kiss for the world to see. Following the award show, Chris has gotten two tattoos, both of which seem to be connected to his former love. Keep reading to see Brown’s masculine winged version of Rihanna’s Isis chest tattoo!

More Mama Elsa Patton before plastic surgery photos
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More Mama Elsa Patton before plastic surgery photos

ByLindsay

Marysol Patton’s mother Elsa has made a name for herself as the non-filtered comic (and psychic!) relief of The Real Housewives of Miami. Unfortunately, the reality star opted for plastic surgery several years ago and the procedure left her face nearly unrecognizable from what it once was. Keep reading to see pictures of Elsa before the surgery that she said in the RHOM Season 2 Premiere “ruined” her face – but not her personality!

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PHOTOS What’s the meaning of Rihanna’s Isis tattoo?

ByAsa Hawks

Singer Rihanna was clearly heartbroken when her “GranGran” Dolly passed away from cancer on July 1st, and now the 24-year-old singer has paid tribute to her grandmother in true Rihanna fashion – with a HUGE tattoo of the Egyptian goddess Isis on her chest! Keep reading to see the GranGrand gesture and read Rihanna’s accompanying words.

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PHOTO Kim Zolciak loses baby weight in two weeks

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak gave birth to son Kash Kade Biermann on August 15 and her daughter Brielle shared this photo on Saturday along with the tweet, “seriously… who looks like this after 2 weeks of having a baby?” Brielle has a point!

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PHOTO Chad Ochocinco gets Evelyn Lozada tattoo on his leg

ByLindsay

Former NFL all-pro receiver Chad Johnson Ochocinco Johnson split with his wife Evelyn Lozada after a physical altercation last month. The incident occurred less than six weeks after their July 4 nuptials, resulting in Evelyn filing for divorce. Now it seems the 34-year-old Johnson might be trying to win back his potential future ex-wife… by getting a tattoo of her face and name on his leg!

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Christina Aguilera addresses her weight, loves her new booty

ByLindsay

When Christina Aguilera first burst onto the scene, she was a tiny little thing with a big voice. Now, she’s a bit bigger and it hasn’t gone unnoticed. In fact, she’s taken a lot of heat for her weight gain, but she loves her new size and she’s shouting it from the rooftops. In fact, she thinks her debut size was a bit too thin.