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VIDEO PHOTOS Meet Baseball Wives’ Brooke Villone

VH1 is serving up another round of their Wives franchise and this time we’re dealing with ladies of the diamond in Baseball Wives. I’m going to profile up each of the cast members that will be on the show and first up is model Brooke Villone. Brooke is married to Ron “Suitcase” Villone who has tied the major league record for having pitched for the most franchises (12). Photos, video, bio and more of the lovely Pittsburgh native.

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VIDEO Compelling evidence that Jersey Shore is fake

A comedian by the name of Sean Klitzner has what he believes to be irrefutable proof that Jersey Shore is a staged show. Catch his break down of a scene from the most recent season in which it appears clearly evident that a producer of the show instigated a bar fight scene involving Snooki and Deena. Decide for yourself but I have to admit he convinced me!

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PHOTOS Kelly Ripa, Nick Lachey do wedding of Kim Kardashian, Kris Humpries on day of divorce announcement

Sometimes in the world of entertainment you just cant help but have some bad timing. This was the case for Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey who played Halloween wedding day dress up as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries on the day that their divorce was announced. D’oh! They actually did a pretty good job for their Halloween Regis and Kelly special as you can see from these photos, especially the unique means by which they made Nick look Humphries-tall.

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Brooke Mueller exposes twins while holding twins at Halloween benefit

Brooke Mueller hit the red carpet Saturday night with her twin sons Bob and Max and revealed her “other twins” in a sheer Sheen-approved top! This is taking it next level Hollywood when a story involves a wardrobe malfunction, cute kids dressed as firemen, A Real Housewife of Beverly Hills and Charlie Sheen. As always, one click access to the full exposure… #Twinning!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom’s Kailyn Lowry and Jo Rivera have Isaac ready to roar for Halloween

We all know that the mighty lion is the king of the jungle and it looks like a mighty adorable Isaac is the king of Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry’s world for Halloween. See two sweet photos of Isaac as a lion posted by his daddy Jo Rivera and discover why you shouldn’t let that cute facade fool you!

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VIDEO Beavis and Butt-Head lampoon Jersey Shore, 16 & Pregnant

We’re pretty darn good at lampooning and evaluating reality TV here at the ‘Casm but after watching last night’s return of Beavis and Butt-Head I realize we’ve got a long way to go to reach their couch blasting zen. I was lmfao from the first likenesses of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart as Beavis and Butt-Head watched in whispering disbelief. “How come chicks like that crap?” It inspires the dubious pair to become undead because this would make them irresistible to women. But this paled in comparison to their riffing on MTV’s own reality TV world. Check out the full episode with highlights and catch the best Deena Jersey Shore zing I’ve ever heard.

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Justin Bieber to help ball drop after “balls dropped”

According to Justin Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun his Under the Mistletoe Christmas album will prove to be his most seductive because his “balls have dropped.” Read on for how Braun came to his conclusion, why the Biebs agrees with his assessment and how this ball dropping will lead to an assist for another ball drop in New York City.

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VIDEO Vintage Swayze had Pabst Blue Ribbon on his mind

In a time way before hipsters claimed Pabst Blue Ribbon as their own anti-beer my old man and Patrcik Swayze knew the value of a cold PBR! In what is now my very favorite vintage advertisement clip we have the late and legendary Patrick Swayze geared up and going disco in HD as he has Saturday Night Fever and Pabst Blue Ribbon on his mind. Check out the 1979 glory that includes who is rumored to be his widow, Lisa Niemi.

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Michael Lohan’s epic 3rd story leap fail ends in another arrest

“Life is like a bunch of Lohans, you never know what you’re gonna get.”

Michael Lohan is back in the same jail he walked out of less than 24 hours ago. He broke a court ordered mandate following his run in with Kate Major and this time he took it next level moron in his attempt to elude the cops.

“Lohan is as Lohan does.”

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Was Jacqueline Laurita a stripper in Vegas?

Time for some Thursday morning Tabloidegery as In Touch magazine is running with a story that Real Housewife of New Jersey’s Jacqueline Laurita used to be a stripper in Vegas. Before you just write this off as tabloid fodder there is another source claiming the same. Danielle Staub!!! Well, I guess that doesn’t help too much with the whole “credibility” thing either. Anywho, read on for the story in which an interesting reason is provided for Jacqueline’s no-show at the reunion.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Atlanta Real Housewives before they were stars

This Sunday Bravo is airing a “Before They Were Stars” special on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. The network has put together a preview clip that shows Kandi Burrus, Kim Zolciak, NeNe Leakes, and Cynthia Bailey from back in the day. See the entertaining clip featuring a voice-over from Andy Cohen. Then check out a gallery of screen grabs that the ATL queen-bees can only laugh at now!

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Is Teen Mom Leah Messer moving in with boyfriend Jeremy Calvert?

All signs from a very happy Teen Mom Leah Messer’s Twitter account leads me to believe that she’s moving in with boyfriend Jeremy Calvert. Read her tweets, see a photo of Jeremy driving a U-Haul, comments from our source about the situation, and an otherwise mountain of evidence that leads me to this conclusion. Most importantly, find out what Leah had to say about Jeremy’s attitude towards her litttle darlings Aliannah and Aleeah and why he may need to protect them from something called the WV Green Monster!

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MUG SHOT Michael Lohan vs. Kate Major: Was it oral sex or the rhythm method?

Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan has been arrested in the Tampa area on domestic violence charges in one of the strangest he said she said cases I can recall. His ex Kate Major claims he got violent with her and that her refusal to provide oral sex was the spark. Lohan denies that he got physical and is claiming that it was his refusal to use the “rhythm method” that caused Kate to fly off the handle and injure him.

GOOD GRIEF!

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Taylor Armstrong denies dating Matt Nordgren

Despite a mounting pile of evidence to the contrary, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member Taylor Armstrong is denying that she is dating fellow Bravolebrity Matt Nordgren or anyone else for that matter. Read her tweet-denial that doesn’t leave room for any gray area of interpretation.

Woman stomachs husband’s poop to save her life

“I’d heard of intercourse, but I’d never heard of ‘pooper-course.'” These are the words Pat Shoop, who suffered from a rare bacterial infection known as Clostridium difficile infection, used following a procedure that cured her and saved her life. This procedure, called a “fecal transplant,” involved her husband of 53 years Bob’s bowels and… Forget it, you just have to read this, if you can take it!

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PHOTOS Bruce Springsteen rocks Stone Pony for Boston College fund raiser

Living legend Bruce Springsteen made glorious noise once again down along the shore at one of his most famous old stomping grounds, the Stone Pony. This time it was the Third Annual Boston College Bar Band Bash. See some great photos from the Saturday night gig and find out why the Bossman was doing a fund raiser for Boston College.

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Scientology allegedly after South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone

In one of South Park’s most ambitious lampoonings they went after Scientology full bore in the 2005 episode, “Trapped in the Closet.” This gem exposed some of the considered bizarre teachings of the upper-level members of the religion and it apparently did not go unnoticed by the Scientology brass. Read from a memo revealed by defected member Marty Rathbun that allegedly exposes Scientology’s “Office of Special Affairs” probe into finding any “vulnerabilities” they might use against Parker and Stone.

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PHOTOS Sofia Vergara’s south of the border black bikini bod bangs

It is an unwritten rule in the recesses of our corporate office, also known as my couch, to re-post any bikini photo that Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara is kind enough to share with a needy world. It’s kind of our version of TPS reports. We are repeated supporters of women with real curves and it doesn’t get more unreal-real than Sofia in a bikini.

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John Travolta received an extra crispy finger lickin’ diss

John Travolta was across the big pond in England attending an annual Scientology event when he started jonesing for one of those Double Down KFC calorie bombs. It was finger lickin’ good time for the A-lister so his rep called the local KFC and requested a reservation for the star and his party. The only hiccup in all this was that Travolta’s rep called the wrong bloke! Maybe he should have just went with McD’s and a Royale with cheese…

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MUG SHOTS Virginia couple plead guilty in drywall child abuse case

When Christina Dawn Moore, 27, and John Michael Robey, 34, “needed a break” from their three young daughters they decided they would barricade them in a room by nailing up a large sheet of drywall in the doorway. Read on for this sad story, the mother’s history of child neglect and how a neighbor was responsible for making sure this didn’t turn out much worse.

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Top 10 Jerry Campbell quotes from American Hoggers premiere

Last night A&E released the Campbell family on America as viewers got a double-barreled, two-episode look at what a hog hunting family from Texas is like in the form of American Hoggers. It was a fun ride, and I certainly wasn’t disappointed in catching my girl Krystal “Pistol” Campbell on the hunt, but the unquestioned star of the show is the bow-legged patriarch Jerry Campbell. When he flashes that big ol’ bearded grin and you see the Texas star on his tooth you can’t help but smile. Read on for a top 10 list of Jerry’s zen-like one-liners including, “Colder than an ex-wife’s heart this morning.”

Gaddafi is dead

Reuters has confirmed that recently ran out of town Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi has been killed. Read on for the brief deets and see why I’m waiting on a particular American on a 4-wheeler to respond until I know it’s for sure.

Couple married 72 years passed away together holding hands

Get your handkerchiefs out as I relay to you one of the most beautiful and life affirming stories I’ve come across while working as a blogger. Gordon and Norma Yeager were inseparable in their 72 years of marriage and it was no different last week as they passed away within one hour of each other holding hands. Read the heartfelt recollection of the day from their son as well as their official obituary.

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Judge revokes Lindsay Lohan’s probation: “She’s supposed to be an actress from what I hear”

In spite of a surprisingly glowing review from Lindsay Lohan’s probation officer Judge Stephanie Sautner unleashed on the troubled actress with a multitude of ‘give me a freaking break’ explanations. The result was that Lindsay’s probation has been revoked and a future court date will determine if she’s headed back to jail.

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American Hoggers: Information on why feral hogs are so dangerous

A&E is set to launch the premiere of American Hoggers tonight. It’s a real life drama that centers around the Texas Campbell family as they take on the imposing threat of feral hogs. Jerry, daughter Krystal and son Jason get paid well to hunt down these wild boars but why are they so dangerous and why would folks drop serious bank to relieve themselves of the threat? Read on for a great infographic about the very large, fast, young devouring, razor sharp tusk wielding, pack roaming, damage causing beasts.

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MUG SHOT Soulja Boy arrested with “substantial amount” of weed, guns and cash

After pissing off seemingly the entire Armed Forces community with his controversial “F**k all the troops” lyric rapper Soulja Boy has been arrested in Temple, GA in possession of a “substantial amount” of marijuana. If sources close to the situation are accurate Soulja, real name DeAndre Cortez Way, may be facing some serious jail time.

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MUG SHOT VIDEO Father selects 9-year-old daughter as designated driver

Shawn Weimer of Brownston Township had too much whiskey and was at a parental crossroads when he came up with a brilliant plan. He decided to wake up his 9-year-old daughter to drive him to a convenience store in his A-Team inspired full panel work van. See the video from the gas station that includes Weimer bragging about his brilliant idea while his DD daughter munches on a candied apple. Mug shot included as well his unbelievable defense and his daughter’s priceless reaction to being pulled over.

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MUG SHOT Selena Gomez stalker Thomas Brodnicki has troubled, criminal past

More money, more problems as they say and if you’re a beautiful young Hollywood star you can almost always add wacky-stalker types to that mantra. Sadly, things are no different for Selena Gomez as she’s been the direct target of 46-year-old Thomas Brodnicki. Discover why Selena is in “extreme fear” of death threats from the troubled man and find out about his criminal, cyber-stalking past.

Giuliana Rancic diagnosed with breast cancer
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VIDEO Visibly shaken Giuliana Rancic reveals she has breast cancer

In an emotional interview, a visibly shaken Giuliana Rancic revealed to Ann Curry on Today that she has been diagnosed with breast cancer. Read the fascinating story behind how her doctor discovered the tumor, what her next steps are and why she felt it was so important to let folks know about her difficult situation.

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MUG SHOT Homeless haunted maze employee arrested for sexual battery

28-year-old Joshua James Stueckle was taken into custody following an alleged incident with a 16-year-old that happened at a Caldwell, Idaho public park. Stueckle is a homeless man living out of an area park that was employed at a local attraction, Haunted World. Police were told by the owner of the business of his schedule when he was asked for information and the cops showed up just after his shift around midnight to arrest him for sexual battery of a 16-year-old female. What resulted is one of the more disturbing mug shots on record.

Attending Kim Zolciak’s wedding requires much more than not being tardy
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Attending Kim Zolciak’s wedding requires much more than not being tardy

When the news broke that Atlanta Housewife Kim Zolciak was engaged to soon become an actual housewife I figured her ceremony would have but one steadfast rule. Do not be tardy for this party. Well folks I was way wrong because a copy of the Zolciak-Biermann invitation has hit the ol’ interwebs and upon further review it would be much easier to fly out of Hartsfield International naked than it would be to pull a Salahi style crash on this event. Find out just how prepared you will need to be to watch Kim marry her baby-daddy Atlanta Falcon fiance on 11/11/11.

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VIDEO Celebrity hacker is relieved that he got caught

Christopher Chaney of Jacksonville, Florida is speaking out following his arrest for hacking into and distributing private images of Hollywood stars like Scarlett Johansson and Vanessa Hudgens. The FBI had been on the trail of Chaney for months in what they called “Operation Hackerazzi” and they landed their man. Cheney could face up to 121 years in Federal prison for his crimes. I assumed it had to be bad for Christopher when the FBI had a freaking operation name just for finding him.

16 & Pregnant update: Ebony Jackson-Rendon, husband allowed visitation with daughter Jocelyn
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16 & Pregnant update: Ebony Jackson-Rendon, husband allowed visitation with daughter Jocelyn

Last month Ebony Jackson-Rendon and husband Josh, original cast members of 16 & Pregnant, were arrested by authorities mainly due to the untenable living conditions of their home in Jacksonville, Arkansas. Their daughter Jocelyn was taken into custody and since then they’ve worked hard at cleaning their house and their lives up. Their dedication has paid off as they’ve now been granted visitation rights. Read on for the good news including what the parameters of their visitation schedule are now and when they might expect to regain full custody.

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Alleged mistress: Ashton Kutcher’s hot tub time machine lasts 2 hours

If you’ve been under a rock or just have actual valuable things to do with your time and didn’t know, Ashton Kutcher is caught up in a cheating scandal. The alleged mistress is a 22-year-old blond looker from San Diego named Sara Leal. Leal has been pretty quiet about her supposed fling with Demi Moore’s husband until now as her story has reached the full on publication assault part of a scandal. Hot tubs, “great endurance,” Ashton looking hot naked, and a near threesome are all part of her story. Read on for the alleged steamy details.

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Florida Representative explains desire to repeal ban on dwarf tossing

Jimmy Kimmel ran with the story of Florida Representative Ritch Workman’s desire to repeal a state law that bans the act of dwarf tossing with a funny clip featuring some images of said activity. This clip thrust Workman into the media spotlight and he’s taken to his Facebook page to explain himself. See Kimmel’s bit, read Workman’s response as well as a statement by the Little People of America and see vintage footage of the activity in question.

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VIDEO Johnny Depp stumbles during Hollywood walk of shame

Johnny Depp apparently got his drink on at Hollywood’s 25 Degrees because when he emerged he was barely able to walk and took a tumble as some dude tried to help him to his car. See the clip that features the most annoying SOB paps camera dude in history. As a courtesy I have provided an alternate audio so you do not stab your eardrums out listening to the man.

Teen mom caught on video smothering baby pleads guilty to new charges

Shantaniqua Scott pleaded guilty yesterday to charges of aggravated assault after trying to smother her infant son in Waco, Texas. Scott is already serving a 25-year sentence for committing similar crimes in Fort Worth after being caught on camera committing this same heinous act. See the disturbing video, find out why doctors were suspicious of Scott, and discover a helpful resource if you’re a young mother who’s struggling to cope.

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PHOTOS Esquire selects Rihanna as ‘sexiest woman alive’

Esquire has let it be known that if you’re standing under Rihanna’s umbrella or lying next to her on a California king sized bed than you’re up close and personal with the sexiest woman alive. See her revealing cover that backs their nod and read her thoughts about how her sexuality usually comes across on a subconscious level. She also riffs on Chris Brown with comments that might surprise you.

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VIDEO Antelope does Ray Lewis impersonation on mountain biker

I think the wild red hartbeest of South Africa have been playing some Madden because the antelope you’re about to see in the following clip went all truck-stick Ray Lewis on an unsuspecting mountain biker. See the destruction, find out the fate of this poor dude and then watch a clip of Ray Lewis just for comparison.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Icelandic beauty queen that busted Whitey Bulger

Whitey Bulger was #1 on the F.B.I.’s Most Wanted List until he got busted at the age of 81 living in Santa Monica, California with his long time girlfriend. His legacy was larger than life back in Boston and since his arrest, the Robin Hood figure has been indicted for 19 murders. His apprehension made national headlines and now the woman, Anna Bjornsdottir, who was finally able to identify Whitey has received her 2 million dollar award for leading the authorities to Bulger. Anna was a former Icelandic beauty queen, model and b-list movie actress and I’ve dug up some vintage video and images to extrapolate just how strange it is that this lady of all people was the one who brought down Whitey.

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VIDEO PHOTOS The “explosive” scene from Breaking Bad Season 4 finale

If you are still waiting to catch the finale of Breaking Bad Season 4 and are visiting sites like this in hopes of not being SPOILED I commend your bravery. This is a flat out complete spoilerfest of a post if you weren’t tuned in last night. However, if you did catch the show I have “that” scene for you in its entirety along with mutliple HI-RES screen caps.

Bethenny Frankel to divorce Jason Hoppy, according to mom Bernadette Birk Bethenny Frankel’s estranged mom thinks she’s headed for divorce
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Bethenny Frankel to divorce Jason Hoppy, according to mom Bernadette Birk Bethenny Frankel’s estranged mom thinks she’s headed for divorce

I think Bethenny Frankel’s estranged mom might have downed a few Skinnygirl Margaritas when she spoke with Star magazine about her daughter. Bernadette Birk is, in the least, awash in sour grapes as she called out Bethenny for being power hungry and only concerned about #1. Read her bitter statements that include her claim that the Skinnygirl mix was her idea.

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VIDEOS Teen Mom post-reunion interviews with Maci, Ryan, Catelynn and Tyler

In the final exclusive footage clips of the Teen Mom season we have Maci Bookout and Bentley’s father Ryan Edwards along with Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra encapsulating the last year of their lives as reflected on the show. The intensity between Maci and Ryan is palpable as they try their best to explain how difficult it is to share their son Bentley when they can’t get along. Surprisingly, they both leave the door open for a reconciliation which is a must see! Tyler and Catelynn reiterate how hard it is parenting their parents and how thankful they are that they’ve remained together.

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VIDEOS 10 song suggestions for Kat Von D’s album

Kat Von D has revealed that she is currently in the process of recording an album. Yes. As in a music album where she plays, sings, emotes and stuff. Here at the ‘Casm we’re all about helping out folks in her situation. So, if she’s struggling for some material we’ve put together a list of 10 songs that should be theme appropriate for her debut release.

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VIDEO Jersey Shore’s Deena Cortese not pleased with VIP tease

Other than freakin’ being on the show, the Jersey Shore peeps moonlighting job is primarily to make appearances at nightclubs to get the party started.

Deena Cortese was doing that up in a bar called The Alchemy in New Haven, Connecticut when she went Jersey Devil on a bouncer for moving her backside out of the VIP area. After her paid 2-hour appearance was done said bouncer requested that Cortese make room for actual paying customers and the following video happened:

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Someone married Rachel Uchitel!

As Tiger Woods fell out of the top 50 world rankings in golf his mistress numero uno Rahcel Uchitel went and got herself married. That’s right! The “uch” got hitched shotgun Vegas style at the official, “This is probably a mistake,” Little White Wedding Chapel on Sunday. Find out who the gambling man is and how the late night ceremony went down.

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Adele ‘heartbroken’ about canceling entire U.S. tour

I apologize for interrupting you while you listen to Adele’s “Someone Like You” for the millionth time to bring this bummer announcement. Due to vocal issues, emerging British superstar soul singer Adele has been forced to cancel her entire U.S. tour. Remember, do not kill the messenger peeps! Read on for Adele’s heart felt explanation and apology.

Bunny Maureen The Playboy Club
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Comprehensive Retrospective: NBC’s ‘The Playboy Club’

It’s time for all of us to take a look back at NBC’s legendary ode to the glory days of Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Club coyly called The Playboy Club. From its initial pilot episode that aired on 9-19-2011 to the climactic conclusion of the finale on 10-3-11 The Playboy Club kept America stunned with minds blown by what they were witnessing.

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Does Lisa Vanderpump want a three-way with Brandi Glanville?

Brandi Glanville has only made two appearances on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but she’s already stirring things up. She’s on the bad side of Lisa Vanderpump, making a “you just can’t go there in The Hills” age comment about her fellow Housewife. Now she’s went next-level by accusing Vanderpump and her hubby Ken of wanting to have a 3-way with her. Read on for her Twitter-bomb and see a classic Lisa video as she responds candidly to Brandi’s age diss.

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Teen Mom Leah Messer denies cheating on the night before her wedding

A rumor that has hounded Teen Mom Leah Messer since her divorce from Corey Simms is the accusation made by ex-boyfriend Robbie Kidd that they had slept together the night before her wedding. At the time MTV denied the rumor but Leah had never directly addressed it until now. Read her tweet and her heads up that we’ll find out all about the situation during the upcoming season of Teen Mom 2.