Holly Madison insures her money makers for a million dollars

Holly Madison insures breasts for a million dollars

Only a million!?!

When you’re job is covering the entire subject matter of the interwebs you learn something new every day. I had no idea that you could purchase insurance for breasts! Well Holly Madison knew and she also knows what brings home the bacon so that she may fry it up in the ol’ pan. Holly has revealed to People that her sweater-stretchers are in good hands as she’s insured the twins for a cool million.

Take it away Dr. Evil!

This is not just a selfish act of one woman’s desire to protect her mammaries. No sir. She has done this courageous act to protect not only herself but all the others who call her Vegas act, Peepshow, work:

“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,” she said. “I thought I’d cover my assets.”

All joking aside, this makes perfect sense to me. Holly knows it’s a little odd but she’s all right with that:

“I think it’s kind of funny. I think they’re getting the credit they deserve. They’re my primary money makers right now.”

Lloyd’s of London is the company that is giving her this top-shelf piece of mind. I hope that some guy who grinds it out nine-to-five for the legendary company got to review the paperwork for this account. You would have to “research” a bunch of documentation to evaluate the value of said breastesses after all!

What was that Dr. Evil?

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