If you’ve been under a rock or just have actual valuable things to do with your time and didn’t know, Ashton Kutcher is caught up in a cheating scandal. The alleged mistress is a 22-year-old blond looker from San Diego named Sara Leal. Leal has been pretty quiet about her supposed fling with Demi Moore’s husband until now as her story has reached the full on publication assault part of a scandal.
Radar has the latest from the story and it features Leal going into sordid details about this fling she claims happened on September 24th, which happens to be the 6th wedding anniversary date for Ashton and Demi. Sara has told The Sun newspaper that:
“We had sex twice. Everything felt natural. We were having a good time. One thing led to another. He was good, but it wasn’t weird or perverted or creepy. I was attracted to him, and he was attracted to me. He had great endurance. We were up for a while. It was about two hours.”
That is so matter of fact. I’m a dude so I don’t know but I don’t think ladies sit around and say things like “great endurance” about their escapades. Anywho, if we’re to believe Leal, the new star of Two and a Half Men is a full man with Sting like abilities.
Sara went on about this night that is supposed to have happened in a suite next door to Ashton’s at the Hard Rock Hotel:
“In the hot tub it was me and my friend Marta and Ashton and his friend. Later my other girlfriend, Alexis, joined us but she just put her feet in and didn’t take her clothes off. Ashton looked hot naked. Alexis started asking all these random questions. She was like, ‘Aren’t you married?’ He said, ‘I’m separated. That’s when it first occurred to me whether he was married. I don’t really keep up with celebrity couples … If I had known from the beginning he was happily married, none of this would ever have happened.”
Well there you go readers. If you keep up with Starcasm you won’t find yourself having hot tub sex with a married celebrity. It’s part of our public service outreach! Ashton and Demi haven’t commented directly about all these allegations but Ashton did randomly tweet his wife, who did not reply, with the following:
According to Radar the two are in the midst of a $290 million divorce.
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