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Ashton Kutcher tweets mathematical Two and a Half Men confirmation?

ByDarren O

The internet is buzzing with the news that #winning Charlie Sheen has possibly been replaced by none other than Ashton Kutcher. The Hollywood Reporter first ran with the story citing sources close to the show that stated Kutcher was putting the final touches on the deal. Deadline went a step further and has confirmed the news. So how has notorious tweet-aholic Kutcher responded? Well answer this my friends:

What is the square root of 6.25?

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PHOTO Vicki Gunvalson and her new boyfriend Brooks Ayers out shopping

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Vicki Gunvalson was photographed for the first time with her new boyfriend, Brooks Ayers, while out shopping at Faith Connexion in West Hollywood Wednesday. Keep reading to see the picture of Vicki’s new man and read her response to being “caught” with him.

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Top Ten Ramona Singer bikini photos

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of New York City‘s Ramona Singer has tons of fans and detractors alike, but few could argue that the Ramonacoaster ride we go on every season is anything but gloriously entertaining. Also, few could argue that this 54-year-old business woman is anything but gloriously sexy in a bikini! Keep reading for the ten best Ramona Singer bikini pictures joyfully compiled from numerous sources all over the web!

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Top Chef Masters Episode 6 recap, Maroon 5, 7 minutes in heaven

ByRuby Turpin

Top Chef Masters Season 3 started Episode 6 right up with the quickfire challenge called 7 Minutes in Heaven. The display table was full of expensive, luxurious food, and you could see the chefs’ eyes light up as they walked in and saw it. Finally, something good to work with! No bugs. No fast food. Ah . . . The twist?

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore girls Snooki, JWoww, Sammi and Deena leave for Italy

ByAsa Hawks

Guidette party girls Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Deena Nicole Cortese left the country earlier today to begin filming on Season 4 of Jersey Shore in Florence, Italy. The four grand, tanned and unmanned brunettes were photographed at Newark Airport with a wide array of animal print accessories including luggage and… animals?!?

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PHOTO – Why does RHNY’s Sonja Morgan keep showing her (real and metaphorical) butt this season?

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s hard to get a real feel about what’s going on with Sonja Morgan this season of Real Housewives of New York. Last season she seemed flirty and a bit spoiled, but she seemed to have her head together. When last season was airing, she got a DUI; but still, that’s a pretty run-of-the mill…

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VIDEO Dunder Mifflin’s Subtle Sexuality drop ‘Girl Next Door’

ByDarren O

The hottest girl group to possibly ever come out of Scranton, PA, featuring Dunder Mifflin employees Kelly Kapoor and Erin Hannon, has dropped their second hit single “Girl Next Door.” “GND” as the kids are now calling it is an existential musing on the choices a man, in this case featured artist Ry Howard, faces when he has a choice of who to love. See the video, catch our extensive gallery of high quality stills and get the full lyrics for a song sure to win a Grammy Dundie Award or two!

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PHOTO Levi Johnston “Deer In The Headlights” book cover (No, seriously)

ByAsa Hawks

The book cover for Levi Johnston’s autobiography Deer In The Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs has been released and I can’t decide if it’s one of the worst book covers ever or one of the best. Keep reading to see the campy Full Monty and decide for yourself!

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PHOTOS Angelina Jolie, Jack Black escort Kung Fu Panda to Cannes

ByDarren O

Angelina Jolie, Jack Black and Po the panda rocked out Cannes as the stars of the film Kung Fu Panda II looked to rev up some excitement for the upcoming May 26 release date. See some fun photos as the three got the crowd going and find out how Angelina and Jack’s long standing friendship began on a 14-foot fish ride with that Will Smith guy.

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VIDEO OC Housewife Alexis Bellino discusses eating disorders

ByDarren O

Beautiful and opinionated Real Housewife of Orange County, Alexis Bellino, has revealed that she suffered with eating disorders that began as a young girl and continued through her college years. In opening up about her past struggles she hopes to help those who find themselves in a similar situation. Read her candid statements, see a video of Alexis discussing anorexia and bulimia, and find out how you can detect the signs of an eating disorder.

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Swamp People’s Guist Brothers bios: Guists just wanna have fun

ByRuby Turpin

The Guist brothers’ daily grind seems to be: hang out, get hungry, go kill something, cook it, eat it, hang out. The other alligator hunters on Swamp People might make a living off the land, but the Guist brothers really LIVE off it. Keep reading to find out more about Glenn and Mitchell, perhaps our country’s most unlikely (but entirely deserving!) television stars!

Elmer Fudd goes alligator hunting with Swamp People
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SWAMP PEOPLE How much money does an Alligator Hunter make?

ByRuby Turpin

Anyone who watches Swamp People knows that alligator hunters care about how much money they make.  With the notable exception of the Guist brothers, the hunters featured on the show are quick to talk about what makes the difference between a profit and a loss during the one-month alligator season in Louisiana. But how much are these guys really making?   What kind of money are we talking about?

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Teen Mom Jenelle Evans checks herself into rehab to allieve stress and anxiety without drugs

ByAsa Hawks

Troubled Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans seems to finally be taking her self-destructive ways seriously as she has reportedly checked herself into a rehab facility! The move was not ordered by the court but was apparently a decision made by Jenelle in an attempt to straighten out her life and hopefully regain custody of her son Jace. Read Jenelle’s not-so-subtle online entries about leaving as well as insight from a close friend as to her thought processes behind the decision. (Let me just say I think this is great news and exactly what Jenelle needed to do! Hang in there girl!)

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TEEN MOM Gary Shirley awarded primary custody of daughter Leah from Amber Portwood

ByAsa Hawks

An Indiana judge awarded Gary Shirley full custody of his and Teen Mom Amber Portwood’s daughter Leah earlier today, but not because the judge or Child Protective Services deemed Amber an unfit mother. Keep reading to find out the real reason for his decision!

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PHOTO Uma Thurman without underwear, flashes audience at Cannes Film Festival

ByAsa Hawks

Film goers at the 64th Cannes Film Festival weren’t expecting to see The Beaver until its scheduled screening on May 17, but thanks to Uma Thurman’s lack of underwear they got an early sneak peek during the festival’s Opening Ceremony earlier today! Keep reading for the dangerously-close-but-still-SFW photo!

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PHOTOS Uma Thurman’s can at Cannes

ByAsa Hawks

The 64th Cannes International Film Festival is officially under way and the red carpet festivities kicked off with the arrival of the jury members who will be deciding which film will receive the coveted Palme d’Or. The nine-person panel is headed up by Robert De Niro, but it was the Kill Billainous Uma Thurman who stole the show looking absolutely Cannestastic in a tight long-sleeved white dress! Keep reading to see the lovely Uma from the front as well as a group photo of all nine jury members together!

The Bachelorette’s West Lee police report from his wife’s drowning death

ByAsa Hawks

We’re still a week and a half away from the Season Premiere of The Bachelorette with Ashely Hebert and the skeletons are already dancing out of the closets. Star magazine is running an article this week in which they interview the former mother-in-law of contestant West Lee (who’s wife drowned in a tub in 2007 just after an argument with West) and she tells the tabloid, “I would tell Ashley to think long and hard before getting into a relationship with him.” Keep reading for a complete transcription of the arrest report as well as what West’s former father-in-law had to say about him!

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Rulon hits his competition weight, then leaves Biggest Loser. Coincidence?

ByRuby Turpin

Rulon may have stated “personal reasons” for walking away from the Biggest Loser ranch, but it looks like he might have some professional motivation, too. Is it just a coincidence that he left right after hitting his competition weight? We don’t think so.

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Did RHBH’s Taylor and Russell Armstrong secretly split?

ByDarren O

Taylor and Russell Armstrong of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are a couple shrouded in mystery and now there is reports that the two have “secretly” split. Read on for the details of the report and catch our theory about Russell’s shady past perhaps having something to do with all of this.

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Could ‘Fast Five’ be next year’s Oscar darling?

ByDarren O

Fast Five has red lined its way out of the box office gates breaking The Fast and the Furious franchise record with over 80 million dollars in its opening weekend. This success has convinced lead actor Vin Diesel that the film very would could be in Oscar contention next year. Read on for his wonderful quote!

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VIDEOS ‘The Situation’s’ dad ‘The Confrontation’ brutally calls out son

ByDarren O

In this line of work you see some strange strange things. I can’t recall in recent memory anything quite like the rampaging videos that Jersey Shore’s Mike Sorrentino, “The Situation,” has had posted ripping him a new one from his own pops. Frank Sorrentino, “The Confrontation,” has launched a website with the apparent desire to go after his boy, to flat out call him out on forgetting where he came from. Get prepared to have your brain imploded by the new model for family dysfunction clips!

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PHOTOS BIO Wes Bentley, the Hunger Games’ Seneca Crane

ByRuby Turpin

The latest Hunger Games announcement trickling out from Lionsgate confirmed that Wes Bentley will be playing the role of Seneca Crane, the evil genius responsible for designing the game in which Panem’s tributes find themselves trapped and televised. Find out all about Wes and what he’s been up to since his appearance in in 1999, including a life-altering role in the film There Be Dragons.

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The Voice Week 3 recap: Let the battles begin

ByDarren O

NBC put things into overdrive last week by completing the blind auditions and filling in all 32 roster spots. Each coach has 8 members going into week one of the battle rounds. Find out who was pitted against who, what song they sang, who got sent packing and then let your voice be heard by voting for the team that you think is the front-runner!

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The Biggest Loser Season 11 Episode 19 Recap

ByRuby Turpin

Jillian Michaels is down to her last two episodes of the Biggest Loser, most of the contestants aren’t fat any more, and $250k is dangling almost within reach. Read more to see what learn why this week’s elimination must have been the quickest in Biggest Loser history.

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Danielle Cunningham’s ex-fiance Jamie Alderman has a criminal record

ByAsa Hawks

I suppose I need to make a weekly column titled “16 and Pregnant Baby Daddy Criminal Pasts” because once again the father from this week’s episode, Jamie Alderman, has been getting into legal trouble in addition to Danielle Cunningham’s pants. Keep reading to find out what offenses landed Jamie in the slammer more than once in the last year!

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Teen Mom Leah Messer update: New house, new beginnings, and joyful photos!

ByStarcasm Staff

It appears as though things may be looking up for Leah Messer! The Teen Mom star recently split from husband Corey Simms in what, according to all reports, has been a very unpleasant and very emotional break up. Although their relationship has been full of highs and lows, Leah’s Facebook reflects a girl who is…

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Multiple charges dropped against Jenelle Evans but is Kieffer Delp filing new ones?

ByDarren O

Jenelle Evans does her version of the “Teflon Teen Mom” as multiple charges have been dropped against her. Find out why the judge has dismissed the claims and then try to keep from bustin’ a gut when you read her reaction to a report that is claiming Kieffer Delp is attempting to file a restraining order against her.

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PHOTOS – Sarah Jessica Parker brings back big hair!

ByStarcasm Staff

Maybe the 80s really are back. We all though X Factor judge Cheryl Cole was doing a time-warp Sunday night with her big hair and brightly colored ruffled ensemble, but last night Sarah Jessica Parker showed us that Cheryl didn’t even have big hair. This is what big hair looks like! SJP stepped out last…

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PHOTOS President Obama immortalized with action figure The Rambama

ByDarren O

So how do you go about recognizing The President following his noted victory against Al Qaeda? Well his approval rating jumped up by like 4 or 5 points or something and the fine folks on the other side of the aisle tersely congratulated his accomplishments but most importantly you forge his likeness into an action figure! See The Rambama in all its gun show glory as da Prez becomes immortalized in a very American way!

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Maria Shriver’s “How Do I Transition?” video foreshadows split

ByDarren O

The split of Maria Shriver from husband Arnold Schwarzenegger is dominating the entertainment headlines right now. Many folks are now saying after-the-fact that they aren’t surprised but in light of multiple groping allegations against the Gubernator and 25 years of Maria sticking it out I think that’s a little overstated. The following video posted by a downtrodden Maria from back in March does seem to foreshadow her current split. See her plea for assistance along with the full transcript.

Is Whitney Houston is addicted to crack again?

ByStarcasm Staff

  Whitney Houston’s rep has confirmed that the 47-year-old singer, and long-time struggling addict is back in rehab for “drug and alcohol” issues. She has been involved in an out patient program for the past ten days to “support her long-standing recovery process.” Houston has previously entered rehab twice before, in 2004 and 2005. In…

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PHOTOS BIOS Swamp People Fathers and Sons: RJ and Jay Paul Molinere

ByRuby Turpin

RJ and Jay Paul Molinere are the latest father and son addition to The History Channel’s immensely popular reality series Swamp People, but they are anything but new to hunting alligators. They are members of the Native American Houma nation, which used to kill their alligator prey by pushing a long sharp stick down their mouths. These days RJ and Jay Paul use a rifle . . . and an airboat.

Read bios of both men, including a video clip of Jay Paul kicking butt in an Mixed Martial Arts bout and a link to RJ giving an arm wrestling tutorial. (Did I mention these two were tough?)

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BIO Stanley Tucci cast as Hunger Games’ Caesar Flickerman

ByRuby Turpin

Let’s just get this out in the open right away: Ruby loves Stanley Tucci. Loves him. So . . . if you came to Starcasm today looking for a sober, objective look at the newest member of the Hunger Games cast, you might as well move along. This post will be completely nonobjective and could probably be considered nothing short of inebriated fawning. (Dare I say “Tucci feely?”)

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LISTEN Lady Gaga’s new single “The Edge Of Glory” with Clarence Clemons

ByAsa Hawks

The promotional blitz leading up to the release of Lady Gaga’s second studio album Born This Way continues as the pop songstress put out a new single from the album just moments ago. “The Edge Of Glory” is a driving ballad reportedly inspired by the passing of Gaga’s grandfather and is about that last moment of life before death. Oh, and did I mention Clarence Clemons from The E Street Band is on there?!?

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16 & Pregnant Jamie McKay’s baby-daddy explains arrests

ByDarren O

Our boy Ryan McElrath, Jamie Mckay’s baby-daddy from the most recent episode of 16 & Pregnant, did not come out looking too sweet after the show or after all the recent publicly broadcasted accounts of his arrest history. Read on to get R-Mac’s defense of his rap sheet and see if all this explaining passes our stern “the father of a teen daughter” test.

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PHOTOS Brad Womack and Emily Maynard hold hands in Austin, reportedly back together

ByAsa Hawks

The Bachelor Brad Womack and ex-fiance Emily Maynard are on and off again more than a hotel vacancy sign! Just ten days after Emily reportedly ended things with a phone call to Brad from her home in Charlotte, North Carolina the two lovebirds were photographed in Austin having lunch and holding hands. Keep reading to see the pictures, including one that reveals Emily is still wearing a ring!

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The 80’s called and wants fashion back from X Factor judges

ByDarren O

The 1980’s were the days man, big hair, shiny purple ruffled ensembles on those senior girls who wouldn’t give you the time of day. The smell of Aqua Net virtually emanating from their yearbook photos. Big earrings and over-sized trinket jewelry. Open shoulder tops with high waist big belt sexiness… WAIT!?! I think The X Factor judges have a hot tub time machine and stole the 80’s fashion!

Bonus: Simon Cowell in a Members Only jacket – top that!

Kelly Brook suffers miscarriage, loses baby five months into her pregnancy

ByAsa Hawks

31-year-old model Kelly Brook is reportedly devastated after suffering a miscarriage late last week and losing the five-month-old baby girl she was expecting with boyfriend Thom York.

As you may know, Kelly is a favorite of starcasm’s and we report on her often – including a post on her joyful announcement via Twitter on March 16. Our thoughts are with Kelly and Thom as they suffer through this terrible tragedy.

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VIDEO Ramona Singer says Bethenny Frankel’s Skinny Girl didn’t sell for $120 million, more like $30 million

ByAsa Hawks

On tonight’s episode of Bethenny Ever After the reality star turned business mogul Bethenny Frankel sells her Skinny Girl cocktail line to the spirits company who owns Jim Beam, a sale that was rumored to have a price tag in the neighborhood of $120 million dollars. But wait! Another Real Housewives of New York City alcohol entrepreneur has weighed in and said that number is greatly exaggerated! Watch the video clip of the Queen of Pinot Grigio, Ramona Singer, offering up what she thinks the actual price tag may have been. Oh, and of course Bethenny fires back!

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PHOTO Christina Aguilera out without lipstick

ByDarren O

Octave buster Christina Aguilera stepped out with her boyfriend Matt Rutler in New York City over the weekend but forgot her lipstick. Check out a fresh faced X-Tina in a photo that will make you realize just how used to seeing her in fiery red lipstick we all were. In addition check out a side-by-side that really accentuates how unique her look was!

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Paris Hilton apologizes for making fun of Lindsay Lohan’s necklace theft case – Watch clip

ByStarcasm Staff

Paris Hilton, former BF of Lindsay Lohan took a joking jab about the necklace caper on her new reality show, but soon apologized after Lindsay complained about the meanness of the joke. See the clip here, was it really that bad?

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Tara Reid loses tooth, glues it back and continues to party

ByDarren O

If your front tooth fell out at the club would you glue it back in and get back to groovin’? If you’re party-girl legend and resident Alcohall of Fame member Tara Reid you would apparently! Read on for a great Tara Reid being Tara Reid story and decide for yourself if you believe it’s true.

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Teen Mom’s Leah Messer opened up about feelings with ex Corey Simms: lies, and cheating, in online journal

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s been a tough road for Teen Mom 2’s Leah Messer this past year as she’s had to deal with a breakup with the father of her twin girls and husband of six months Corey Simms while MTV cameras were rolling, and a media firestorm heated up. She’s even appeared on Dr. Oz since the…

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Happy Mother’s Day to the young ladies of Teen Mom 2 too!

ByAsa Hawks

I just wrapped up the starcasm.net Teen Mom “Happy Mother’s Day” card with well wishes for the original MTV mommies and now I’d like to offer up some similar love and genuine admiration to “All the Single Ladies” of Teen Mom 2: Chelsea Houska, Kailyn Lowry, Leah Messer and Jenelle Evans. (Yes, even Jenelle!)

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Swamp People Fathers and Sons: Meet Troy and Jacob Landry

ByRuby Turpin

If someone told me that I was going out into the bayou tomorrow to hunt alligators with one of the guys from Swamp People and I had 30 seconds to choose which one, I’d have 29.5 seconds left over. I’d choose Troy Landry as fast as my mouth could form the his name. No doubt.

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Happy Mother’s Day to the young ladies of Teen Mom!

ByAsa Hawks

I wanted to take a moment on this Mother’s Day to recognize the four young ladies of MTV’s Teen Mom. We started this site a little over three years ago and have been covering the 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom shows from their inception. Since that time we have built up quite a large following of fans of the show, and also since that time we ourselves have become big fans! So, I thought I might take a break from arrests, rumored break-ups, spring break partying, Facebook feuds and shark fishing to spread a little love and a lot of admiration for Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, Farrah Abraham and Amber Portwood.

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Celebrating Mother’s Day 2011 with The Real Housewives

ByStarcasm Staff

Today is a day set aside especially for mothers. A day that particularly the greeting card and flower companies enjoy, but most mothers have a pretty good time of it too. We cover a lot of mothers on this blog (most are also involved in reality television, and some degree of scandal) but past all…

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16 & Pregnant’s Jamie McKay mug shot: arrested for punching a girl twice

ByStarcasm Staff

16 & Pregnant‘s latest episode featured Jamie KcKay, whose baby daddy Ryan McElrah was a stand-out d-bag of the series (and that’s hard to do.) Jamie is seeking sole custody of their daughter Miah because Ryan McElrath is a hard parties on cocaine and booze, and has multiples arrest under his belt. Unfortunately, Jamie has…

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PHOTOS Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz at Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides Premiere

ByAsa Hawks

It just doesn’t get any handsomer or prettier than the pirate/wench duo of Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz! The two stars of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides were on hand for the world premiere of the sure-to-be-blockbuster sequel held at Disneyland in Anaheim, California and they were arrrrrrrrrguably the best looking man and woman to ever walk the plank black carpet!

Socialite Nancy Shevell to be Paul McCartney’s third wife

ByStarcasm Staff

Sir Paul McCartney (of a little band called The Beatles) is soon to get hitched for the third time! Both Paul McCartney’s camp and his now fiancee Nancy Shevell have confirmed to news sources that they are engaged. They fessed up about their upcoming nuptials after a friend spilled the news to People. The insider…

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PHOTOS Chris Brown celebrates 22nd birthday with Lil Wayne, hip hop birthday cake

ByAsa Hawks

Ever since the infamous Rihanna attack photo surfaced I’ve given ol Chris Brown a pretty hard time here on the virtual pages of starcasm.net. It’s been over two years since that fateful night and I was thinking perhaps it was time to… keep pouring it on! Check out Chris Brown’s ridiculous birthday cake from his 22nd birthday bash at Club Play in Miami Friday night! (Oh, and Lil Wayne was there looking more like Liller Wayne.)

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PHOTOS Kate Gosselin at Kentucky Derby in a vulture feather lampshade hat

ByAsa Hawks

Kate Gosselin looked more like Kate Gothelin in her Addams Family inspired black feather hat at the 137th running of the Kentucky Derby earlier today. See pictures of the 36-year-old mother of eight as I try to make a case (in spite of the vulturous lampshade headgear) that Kate is looking pretty good these days!