It just doesn’t get any handsomer or prettier than the pirate/wench duo of Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz! The two stars of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides were on hand for the world premiere of the sure-to-be-blockbuster sequel held at Disneyland in Anaheim, California and they were arrrrrrrrrguably the best looking man and woman to ever walk the
plank black carpet!
Penelope Cruz went for straight-up elegant sexy in a form-fitting full-length feather-frilled black lace gown that did wonders for her already wondrous figure, especially where her
black tan pearls are concerned!
(By the way, if Penelope is on a boat does it then become a Cruz ship? Just wondering.)
Johnny Depp was his usual eccentric self, looking like the star of a Tim Burton rock-a-billy gangster film in his black and white jacket, piratesque jewelry, Buddy Holly-inspired shades and black pants. Although, in this first photo he looks – dare I say? – a bit slouchy?
WARNING – If you are of the belief that being gay is a choice and you are currently enjoying your life as a heterosexual male, then you may not want to look at this next photo! No doubt Johnny Depp is a homosexual gateway drug!
In case you are still dangling on the precipice of homosexuality let me throw you a rope (or perhaps I should say flotation devices) in the form of Penelope Cruz! (Straight women afraid of becoming homosexual should just relax and keep scrolling down. What’s wrong with a little experimenting? Doesn’t Penelope look lovely?)
That photo could not only make a straight woman switch teams it could also make a sailboat captain want to trade in his vessel for a motorboat!
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is set to take over American box offices on May 20.
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