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MUG SHOT Homeless haunted maze employee arrested for sexual battery

ByDarren O

28-year-old Joshua James Stueckle was taken into custody following an alleged incident with a 16-year-old that happened at a Caldwell, Idaho public park. Stueckle is a homeless man living out of an area park that was employed at a local attraction, Haunted World. Police were told by the owner of the business of his schedule when he was asked for information and the cops showed up just after his shift around midnight to arrest him for sexual battery of a 16-year-old female. What resulted is one of the more disturbing mug shots on record.

Attending Kim Zolciak’s wedding requires much more than not being tardy
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Attending Kim Zolciak’s wedding requires much more than not being tardy

ByDarren O

When the news broke that Atlanta Housewife Kim Zolciak was engaged to soon become an actual housewife I figured her ceremony would have but one steadfast rule. Do not be tardy for this party. Well folks I was way wrong because a copy of the Zolciak-Biermann invitation has hit the ol’ interwebs and upon further review it would be much easier to fly out of Hartsfield International naked than it would be to pull a Salahi style crash on this event. Find out just how prepared you will need to be to watch Kim marry her baby-daddy Atlanta Falcon fiance on 11/11/11.

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VIDEO Celebrity hacker is relieved that he got caught

ByDarren O

Christopher Chaney of Jacksonville, Florida is speaking out following his arrest for hacking into and distributing private images of Hollywood stars like Scarlett Johansson and Vanessa Hudgens. The FBI had been on the trail of Chaney for months in what they called “Operation Hackerazzi” and they landed their man. Cheney could face up to 121 years in Federal prison for his crimes. I assumed it had to be bad for Christopher when the FBI had a freaking operation name just for finding him.

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VIDEO Wendy Williams tackles Beyonce fake baby bump rumors

ByAsa Hawks

Watch a video clip of talk show host (and gossip lover) Wendy Williams weighing in on the Beyonce Baby Bumpgate scandal. The wonderful wigged wonder shows the controversial video clip that started it all, then offers up a list of conspiracy theories before bringing out two pregnant staffers to see if their baby bumps implode when they sit down! One of Wendy’s many great quotes about the clip include, “She’s either giving birth to a frisbee or Stewie from Family Guy.”

What does Taylor Swift write on her arms during concerts?

ByStarcasm Staff

Taylor Swift may not have the strongest singing voice in the biz, but she nails emotion and presentation like nobody’s business. Only amplifying her endearing sincerity are the song lyrics (not her own) Taylor sharpies on her arm before each concert performance. They’re a testament to her music knowledge and ear for a good lyric.

Below is an list of the quotes and phrases (along with places and dates) that inspired Taylor so much in 2011 that she wrote them on her body. (

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Teen Mom Halloween costumegery: Jenelle Evans as a sexy cop

ByAsa Hawks

In our second installment of Teen Mom Halloween costume suggestions we actually got beat to the punch by the Teen Mom 2 star most familiar with beating and punching, Jenelle Evans, who gave away what she would be wearing this Halloween by sharing an image of the sexy cop costume she had just purchased on eBay on her Facebook page. Keep reading to see what the good folks of Oak Island, North Carolina can look forward to in a couple weeks and see our costume suggestions for Jace and any future boyfriend of Jenelle’s!

16 & Pregnant update: Ebony Jackson-Rendon, husband allowed visitation with daughter Jocelyn
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16 & Pregnant update: Ebony Jackson-Rendon, husband allowed visitation with daughter Jocelyn

ByDarren O

Last month Ebony Jackson-Rendon and husband Josh, original cast members of 16 & Pregnant, were arrested by authorities mainly due to the untenable living conditions of their home in Jacksonville, Arkansas. Their daughter Jocelyn was taken into custody and since then they’ve worked hard at cleaning their house and their lives up. Their dedication has paid off as they’ve now been granted visitation rights. Read on for the good news including what the parameters of their visitation schedule are now and when they might expect to regain full custody.

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Alleged mistress: Ashton Kutcher’s hot tub time machine lasts 2 hours

ByDarren O

If you’ve been under a rock or just have actual valuable things to do with your time and didn’t know, Ashton Kutcher is caught up in a cheating scandal. The alleged mistress is a 22-year-old blond looker from San Diego named Sara Leal. Leal has been pretty quiet about her supposed fling with Demi Moore’s husband until now as her story has reached the full on publication assault part of a scandal. Hot tubs, “great endurance,” Ashton looking hot naked, and a near threesome are all part of her story. Read on for the alleged steamy details.

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Baby Bumpgate Update: Beyonce denies wearing prosthetic, launches maternity wear line

ByAsa Hawks

The ol’ interwebs expoloded yesterday after a video clip from Sunday Night HD turned up on Youtube showing Beyonce’s supposed baby bump obviously imploding as she sat down for an interview. A rep for the singer adamantly denies the rumors that Beyonce is wearing a prosthetic belly to make her seem further along than she is or that she is actually using a surrogate and isn’t even pregnant at all. Meanwhile, Beyonce tells Harper’s Bazaar in a new interview that she plans to launch a line of maternity wear! Hmmm…

Actress HEather Dubow is the new cast member of Real Housewives of Orange County
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PHOTOS BIO Meet Heather Dubrow, new cast member on The Real Housewives of Orange County

ByAsa Hawks

We reported last week that Peggy Tanous would not be back for season 7 of The Real Housewives of Orange County and it appears as though Bravo has already begun filming with her replacement! Joining the West Coast blond drama mama juggernaut is actress and musician Heather Dubrow, wife of Newport Beach plastic surgeon (and reality show veteran) Dr. Terry Dubrow. Keep reading for everything you need to know about this sexy 42-year-old mother of four who hopes to bring brunette back to the OC!

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Florida Representative explains desire to repeal ban on dwarf tossing

ByDarren O

Jimmy Kimmel ran with the story of Florida Representative Ritch Workman’s desire to repeal a state law that bans the act of dwarf tossing with a funny clip featuring some images of said activity. This clip thrust Workman into the media spotlight and he’s taken to his Facebook page to explain himself. See Kimmel’s bit, read Workman’s response as well as a statement by the Little People of America and see vintage footage of the activity in question.

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VIDEO Johnny Depp stumbles during Hollywood walk of shame

ByDarren O

Johnny Depp apparently got his drink on at Hollywood’s 25 Degrees because when he emerged he was barely able to walk and took a tumble as some dude tried to help him to his car. See the clip that features the most annoying SOB paps camera dude in history. As a courtesy I have provided an alternate audio so you do not stab your eardrums out listening to the man.

Teen mom caught on video smothering baby pleads guilty to new charges

ByDarren O

Shantaniqua Scott pleaded guilty yesterday to charges of aggravated assault after trying to smother her infant son in Waco, Texas. Scott is already serving a 25-year sentence for committing similar crimes in Fort Worth after being caught on camera committing this same heinous act. See the disturbing video, find out why doctors were suspicious of Scott, and discover a helpful resource if you’re a young mother who’s struggling to cope.

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PHOTOS Esquire selects Rihanna as ‘sexiest woman alive’

ByDarren O

Esquire has let it be known that if you’re standing under Rihanna’s umbrella or lying next to her on a California king sized bed than you’re up close and personal with the sexiest woman alive. See her revealing cover that backs their nod and read her thoughts about how her sexuality usually comes across on a subconscious level. She also riffs on Chris Brown with comments that might surprise you.

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PHOTO Farrah Abraham and Sophia as Princess Jasmine and Aladdin’s monkey Abu

ByAsa Hawks

Since Teen Mom has ended its third season and I can’t write about what’s gonna happen on the show this week I though I might use this opportunity to have a little fun and get in the Halloween spirit at the same time! So, I’m hopping in the ol Photoshop and making my suggestion for… Teen Mom Halloween costumes!

Keep reading to see Farrah Abraham and daughter Sophia kicking things off with an Aladdin theme!

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Steve Carell has excrutiating cameo in Ricky Gervais’ new show Life’s Too Short

ByStarcasm Staff

Yay! Steve Carell, famous for playing the lovable, Americanized version of Ricky Gervais’ insufferable office boss, has a cameo in Gervais and pal Stephen Merchant’s newest comedy series Life’s Too Short.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Beyonce wearing fake prosthetic baby bump on “Sunday Night HD”? Is she really pregnant

ByAsa Hawks

Early in September a rumor was started claiming singer Beyonce wore a prosthetic baby bump when she unveiled her pregnancy at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards in August. According to the rumor the singer wasn’t as far along as she claimed and she wore the fake baby bump so that her pregnancy would be more visible. With little evidence to support the claims the rumor has since all but died off… Until last night! Beyonce reignited the rumor mill when her pregnant belly appeared to implode during her appearance on the show Sunday Night HD! Keep reading to see the shocking photos, watch the video, and even check out a brief animated gif highlighting what has to be a fake baby bump!

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PHOTO – The very first Apple computer, Apple-1

ByStarcasm Staff

Last week the world lost a true visionary when Steve Jobs left the planet, and it’s been an interesting time of reflection and inspiration as the world contemplates what it is about Jobs that made him so great. To help that along, we dug up a photo of one of the 200 very first Apple computers (tagline: “take a byte out of Apple”) called Apple-1. These babies were hand built by Apple partner co-founder Steve Wozniak in 1976, and were sold from Steve Jobs’s parents’ garage for $666.66. (Wozniak says he likes repeating numbers.)

Evan van der Spuy destroyed
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VIDEO Antelope does Ray Lewis impersonation on mountain biker

ByDarren O

I think the wild red hartbeest of South Africa have been playing some Madden because the antelope you’re about to see in the following clip went all truck-stick Ray Lewis on an unsuspecting mountain biker. See the destruction, find out the fate of this poor dude and then watch a clip of Ray Lewis just for comparison.

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Teen Mom Jenelle Evans gets a new house! Interior and exterior photos

ByAsa Hawks

The days of squatting and staying over at ex Kieffer Delp’s cardboard box are apparently over for Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans as she and a friend have moved into a really nice cottage-like rental house not far from Jenelle’s mom’s home in Oak Island, North Carolina. Keep reading for lots of photos inside and outside the new house, including Jace snoozing away in his old crib in his new crib!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Icelandic beauty queen that busted Whitey Bulger

ByDarren O

Whitey Bulger was #1 on the F.B.I.’s Most Wanted List until he got busted at the age of 81 living in Santa Monica, California with his long time girlfriend. His legacy was larger than life back in Boston and since his arrest, the Robin Hood figure has been indicted for 19 murders. His apprehension made national headlines and now the woman, Anna Bjornsdottir, who was finally able to identify Whitey has received her 2 million dollar award for leading the authorities to Bulger. Anna was a former Icelandic beauty queen, model and b-list movie actress and I’ve dug up some vintage video and images to extrapolate just how strange it is that this lady of all people was the one who brought down Whitey.

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VIDEO PHOTOS The “explosive” scene from Breaking Bad Season 4 finale

ByDarren O

If you are still waiting to catch the finale of Breaking Bad Season 4 and are visiting sites like this in hopes of not being SPOILED I commend your bravery. This is a flat out complete spoilerfest of a post if you weren’t tuned in last night. However, if you did catch the show I have “that” scene for you in its entirety along with mutliple HI-RES screen caps.

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PHOTOS Kyle Richards and daughter Portia Umansky at a bake sale for Children’s Hospital

ByAsa Hawks

Photos of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Kyle Richards and her youngest daughter Portia Umansky helping out with a charity bake sale to benefit The Children’s Hospital organized by Portia’s older sister Alexia. In addition to the omnicuteness of Portia there is fasting, a handsome man getting an award, a run-in with the law, and… Ellen DeGeneres? It’s Beverly Hills y’all!

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Sister Wives drama: Does Christine Brown want to leave the family?

ByStarcasm Staff

Reality’s polygamous Brown family has endured some astronomical changes in the past year, including exposing their controversial lifestyle on a popular television show, facing legal scares, losing their jobs and relocating to a new city, but perhaps one of the hardest things to deal with was the addition of a new, young, hot wife after nearly two decades of living together as an unchanged family unit.

Christine in particular has been finding it hard to accept her husband’s obvious affinity for Robyn, who addicted three of her own children from another marriage, and now has a baby on the way.

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood says she’s still suicidal, blames tabloids and bullying

ByAsa Hawks

Earlier this week we reported that Teen Mom star Amber Portwood was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after suffering a severe panic attack, and now the troubled Indiana mom is speaking out, revealing that she is still depressed and suicidal. Keep reading for what Amber had to say and find out who she blames for her inability to recover.

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ANIMATED GIF Teen Dads react to Gary Shirley once using Saran Wrap as a condom

ByAsa Hawks

The entire Teen Mom universe has been in a state of continuous laughter since someone shared a screen capped image from the Teen Dads Special with Dr. Drew that showed the reactions of the guys to the rumor that Gary Shirley once used Saran Wrap in lieu of a condom. We decided just one still image wasn’t enough to honor this momentous shock-and-awe occasion, so we created an animated gif!

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Man assaults wife for not liking his Facebook status

ByAsa Hawks

Just a heads up to anyone out there who is a friend of Benito Apolinar of Pecos, Texas – if he posts a status update on Facebook, make sure you click “like!” The 36-year-old Benito reportedly showed up drunk at his estranged wife’s house and attacked her because she never responded to his Facebook status update recognizing the anniversary of his mother’s passing.

Bethenny Frankel to divorce Jason Hoppy, according to mom Bernadette Birk Bethenny Frankel’s estranged mom thinks she’s headed for divorce
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Bethenny Frankel to divorce Jason Hoppy, according to mom Bernadette Birk Bethenny Frankel’s estranged mom thinks she’s headed for divorce

ByDarren O

I think Bethenny Frankel’s estranged mom might have downed a few Skinnygirl Margaritas when she spoke with Star magazine about her daughter. Bernadette Birk is, in the least, awash in sour grapes as she called out Bethenny for being power hungry and only concerned about #1. Read her bitter statements that include her claim that the Skinnygirl mix was her idea.

Happy Britney Spears good weave
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PHOTOS – Britney Spears looks amazing and happy in Paris

ByStarcasm Staff

Britney Spears was snapped in Paris today coming out of the Westin Hotel full of happiness, bluebirds, and butterflies.

Not only was she fresh-faced and bcomingly grinning, but her weave has never looked better. (Maybe helping this homeless dude get some of her music has really give her that extra “spark” and helped her weave perk up like it smelled a fresh caramel Frappuccino somewhere.)

Real Hosuewives of Beverly Hills' Dana Wilkey and rumored fiance John Flynn in 2008
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PHOTO Who is Dana Wilkey’s fiance? Meet John Flynn, “serial entrepreneur”

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ latest addition Dana Wilkey talked at length this week about her plans to get married in a castle on the outskirts of Paris in 2012, but she gave us very little information on the man she intends to marry. Keep reading to meet Dana Wilkey’s fiance, and father of her Thai-fluent son JC, John Flynn – a business start up entrepreneur, film producer, and financial blogger!

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood suffers panic attack, taken to hospital

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom star Amber Portwood was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after reportedly suffering a sever panic attack and being unable to breathe. There are rumors of a drug overdose, but a source tells the Daily Mail that it’s more likely Amber just forgot to take her prescription anxiety medication Klonopin. The attack comes one day after the new issue of Life and Style magazine hit newsstands with a cover story about Amber being seen out clubbing and drinking a lot lately.

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VIDEOS Teen Mom post-reunion interviews with Maci, Ryan, Catelynn and Tyler

ByDarren O

In the final exclusive footage clips of the Teen Mom season we have Maci Bookout and Bentley’s father Ryan Edwards along with Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra encapsulating the last year of their lives as reflected on the show. The intensity between Maci and Ryan is palpable as they try their best to explain how difficult it is to share their son Bentley when they can’t get along. Surprisingly, they both leave the door open for a reconciliation which is a must see! Tyler and Catelynn reiterate how hard it is parenting their parents and how thankful they are that they’ve remained together.

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PHOTO Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon have lunch, celebrate RHONYC firing?

ByAsa Hawks

Fellow Real Housewives of New York City cast offs Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon met earlier today for a peaceful, Bravo-camera-free lunch together at Le Bilboquet in New York City. Both ladies took to Twitter to talk about their grub grabbing including an interesting tweet by Jill in which she reveals that she walked by Sonja Morgan’s house where Bravo was filming the new season of RHONYC and that she is “So happy it is behind me.”

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PHOTOS Lady Gaga puts modern spin on Mad Men in revealing retro white lace look

ByAsa Hawks

The Gagarazzi were on hand to snap some pics of the Mother Monster as she exited a London hotel on her way to the ITV studios. The planet’s foremost avant-garde fashionista did little to disappoint as she wore a lacy white see-through top with matching white mini skirt, gloves, fur stole, and surreal horn-rimmed eyewear. So as to not be completely colorless, Lady Gaga slapped on an intimidating pair of junior high school seafoam green wall paint colored high heels and matched the shade with tints in her otherwise blonde retro Snooki pouf hairdo.

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VIDEOS 10 song suggestions for Kat Von D’s album

ByDarren O

Kat Von D has revealed that she is currently in the process of recording an album. Yes. As in a music album where she plays, sings, emotes and stuff. Here at the ‘Casm we’re all about helping out folks in her situation. So, if she’s struggling for some material we’ve put together a list of 10 songs that should be theme appropriate for her debut release.

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UPDATE 16 & Pregnant’s Danielle Cunningham is NOT pregnant again

ByAsa Hawks

We reported yesterday that 16 and Pregnant vet Danielle Cunningham was expecting a second child after receiving a positive result on a pregnancy test. According to her friend with LifeOfATeenMom.com Danielle had a doctor’s appointment earlier today during which she found out she IS NOT pregnant. Keep reading for the full announcement as well as an additional comment from Facebook that offers a little more info on what may have caused the false positive on the pregnancy test.

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The Bachelor’s Emily Maynard dating NFL bad boy Jeremy Shockey

ByAsa Hawks

Emily Maynard is reportedly rebounding from her failed romance with The Bachelor Brad Womack with NFL tight end, and notorious bad boy, Jeremy Shockey of the Carolina Panthers. The hook up was reportedly arranged by a mutual friend in the Panther organization and the couple have been out at least five times.

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VIDEO Jersey Shore’s Deena Cortese not pleased with VIP tease

ByDarren O

Other than freakin’ being on the show, the Jersey Shore peeps moonlighting job is primarily to make appearances at nightclubs to get the party started.

Deena Cortese was doing that up in a bar called The Alchemy in New Haven, Connecticut when she went Jersey Devil on a bouncer for moving her backside out of the VIP area. After her paid 2-hour appearance was done said bouncer requested that Cortese make room for actual paying customers and the following video happened:

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Someone married Rachel Uchitel!

ByDarren O

As Tiger Woods fell out of the top 50 world rankings in golf his mistress numero uno Rahcel Uchitel went and got herself married. That’s right! The “uch” got hitched shotgun Vegas style at the official, “This is probably a mistake,” Little White Wedding Chapel on Sunday. Find out who the gambling man is and how the late night ceremony went down.

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Adele ‘heartbroken’ about canceling entire U.S. tour

ByDarren O

I apologize for interrupting you while you listen to Adele’s “Someone Like You” for the millionth time to bring this bummer announcement. Due to vocal issues, emerging British superstar soul singer Adele has been forced to cancel her entire U.S. tour. Remember, do not kill the messenger peeps! Read on for Adele’s heart felt explanation and apology.

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16 & Pregnant’s Danielle Cunningham pregnant with second child

ByAsa Hawks

If MTV decides to start a new reality series titled 17 and Pregnant they have a potential cast member with 16 and Pregnant alum Danielle Cunningham, who is reportedly pregnant with her second child. Keep reading for the announcement from Danielle’s friend as well as a photo of the actual pregnancy test! Plus, find out who the daddy is! (There’s now way it’s Jamie Alderman again, right?!?)

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DJ Pauly D childhood photo ballin’ on a tricycle

ByAsa Hawks

Jersey Shore‘s Pauly D recently tweeted this photographic proof that he was too cool for school long before becoming a reality star on MTV! The photo features lil Pauly hamming it up aboard his ballin’ three-wheeler from back when GTL meant gum, tricycles, Legend of Zelda! Keep reading to see the full picture as well as an image of what lil Pauly would have looked like with his signature blowout hair do!

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Peggy Tanous announces she is leaving Real Housewives of Orange County

ByAsa Hawks

What in the world is going on over at Bravo?!? They’re losing housewives faster than King Henry VIII! The latest drama mama to jump ship is The Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Peggy Tanous, who posted her farewell announcement on Facebook earlier today. Keep reading for the full announcement as well as my favorite example from my now worthless collection of Peggy Tanous pin-up trading cards. (Cue Debby Downer music)

Bunny Maureen The Playboy Club
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Comprehensive Retrospective: NBC’s ‘The Playboy Club’

ByDarren O

It’s time for all of us to take a look back at NBC’s legendary ode to the glory days of Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Club coyly called The Playboy Club. From its initial pilot episode that aired on 9-19-2011 to the climactic conclusion of the finale on 10-3-11 The Playboy Club kept America stunned with minds blown by what they were witnessing.

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Does Lisa Vanderpump want a three-way with Brandi Glanville?

ByDarren O

Brandi Glanville has only made two appearances on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but she’s already stirring things up. She’s on the bad side of Lisa Vanderpump, making a “you just can’t go there in The Hills” age comment about her fellow Housewife. Now she’s went next-level by accusing Vanderpump and her hubby Ken of wanting to have a 3-way with her. Read on for her Twitter-bomb and see a classic Lisa video as she responds candidly to Brandi’s age diss.

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Teen Mom Leah Messer denies cheating on the night before her wedding

ByDarren O

A rumor that has hounded Teen Mom Leah Messer since her divorce from Corey Simms is the accusation made by ex-boyfriend Robbie Kidd that they had slept together the night before her wedding. At the time MTV denied the rumor but Leah had never directly addressed it until now. Read her tweet and her heads up that we’ll find out all about the situation during the upcoming season of Teen Mom 2.

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PHOTO Kristen Stewart on British GQ cover in sexy retro Hollywood glam swimsuit

ByAsa Hawks

Kristen Stewart looks a little bit more like Megan Fox on the November, 2011 cover of British GQ! The Twilight star abandons her usually broody attire in favor of sleek black retro-inspired two-piece swimsuit and matching black toenails. Keep reading for the cover photo, the two-page spread that kicks off the article, and some details about what to expect in the interview due to hit newsstands on Thursday.

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Does Taylor Armstrong have an eating disorder? The other Real Housewives were worried about her shrinking weight

ByStarcasm Staff

On last week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Taylor visited Kyle’s house upset over an article in the press about her marriage that said she’s barely eating. She doesn’t know how any of this personal info leaked because “everyone in her life is under a confidentiality agreement. She said on camera that she suspected Lisa Vanderpump of leaking the story, and then Lisa confronted her about not eating. “You’ve dropped a hell of a lot of weight . . . we need to talk about that.” She then confronts Taylor about her dropping weight, and her emotional state. “You’re stressed most of the time.” “You know we haven’t always been best friends, you know that right? But I’m seriously concerned about you.”

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PHOTOS Carole Radziwill filming Real Housewives of New York City Season 5

ByAsa Hawks

It’s only been a couple weeks since Bravo made the official shocking announcement that Jill Zarin, Kelly Bensimon, Alex McCord and Cindy Barshop would not be returning for Season 5 of The Real Housewives of New York City and the network has already begun filming with their new cast members: Carole Radziwill, Heather Thomson, and Aviva Drescher. Keep reading for photos of Carole Radziwill (widow of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis’ nephew Anthony Radziwill as well as a journalist and New York Times best-selling author) out and about in Greenwich Village earlier today with Bravo cameras in tow!

VIDEO – Epic Curmudgeon Andy Rooney’s last minutes on “60 Minutes”

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s a sad day in televisionland! Andy Rooney signed off for the last time Sunday night after a 33-year career of complaining on 60 Minutes. The 92-year-old has been writing for 70 years, and even though he’s leaving TV, doesn’t ever plan on putting down his pen (that means that he’s coming after you, Internets!)

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PHOTOS Claire Danes and some serious SoHo schnoodle poop

ByDarren O

Actress Claire Danes was out doing her celebrity thing in SoHo while being accompanied by her schnoodle, WeeGee. Danes has got skills and has held her own in numerous memorable roles for TV and film including hits like My So Called Life, The Rainmaker and The Family Stone but it was WeeGee running the street show on this particular fall day in the N.Y.C. See WeeGee give the paps a special order deuce and watch his celeb-master clean it up, great Danes style.