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KUWTK TMI VIDEO Kim Kardashian lactates “like a water fountain,” talks Kanye facials

ByAsa Hawks

Aside from perhaps Here Comes Honey Boo Boo there are few shows on television that can keep up with Keeping Up With the Kardashians when it comes to a complete lack of embarrassment about sharing bodily functions and making not-so-subtle sexual references. KUWTK Season 9 appears to be no exception as last night’s episode featured Kim Kardashian lactating “like a water fountain” after talking about squirting herself in the face with hand sanitizer — with sister Khloe commenting on the latter, “Aren’t you used to that? When Kanye …”

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PHOTOS Zooey Deschanel and Tommy Hilfiger are teaming up for a capsule collection

ByEmily

Zooey Deschanel and Tommy Hilfiger announced today they teamed up for a “capsule collection,” which will be available at Macy’s and online in April. The line is called “To Tommy, From Zooey.” Get a sneak peek at the 1960s-inspired line…

RHONY’s Ramona Singer and Mario Singer separated, cops called during dispute
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RHONY’s Ramona Singer and Mario Singer separated, cops called during dispute

ByEmily

Things went from bad to worse for Real Housewives of New York‘s Ramona Singer and Mario Singer on Friday night when the pair got into a fight and Ramona called the cops. Find out what went down and how Mario’s mistress was caught in the middle.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Farrah Abraham attends OK! pre-Grammy red carpet event

ByAsa Hawks

Can you say Farrah AbraGrammy? That’s right, the former Teen Mom turned accidental on purpose porn star Farrah Abraham is in Los Angeles this weekend for the Grammy Awards and showed off her Abrahanatomy in a black knee-length shoulderless dress at the OK! Magazine pre-Grammy event Friday night. She was also interviewed while arriving and leaving, including being asked her take on Justin Bieber’s recent DUI arrest.

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PHOTO 50 Shades of Grey movie poster

ByAsa Hawks

“Mr. Grey will see you now.” That famous quote from the first time Christian Grey meets Anastasia Steele at his office is the tagline on the first official movie poster for the eagerly awaited film adaptation of E. L. James’ erotic bestseller 50 Shades of Grey. Keep reading to see the poster as well as a hi-res widescreen wallpaper image!

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Did Lizzie Borden actually kill her parents or not?

ByAsa Hawks

Tonight is the world premiere of Lifetime’s much-anticipated movie Lizzie Borden Took An Ax inspired by the world’s most infamous female ax murderer and starring Christina Ricci in the title role. Despite her infamy, however, Lizzie Borden was actually acquitted of the brutal slaying of her father and stepmother after her headline-grabbing trial in 1893. Even so, many still believe she did the dirty deed. Keep reading for info about the murders and the trial and decide for yourself if Lizzie deserves her infamously gothic nursery rhyme:

Lizzie Borden took an ax
And gave her mother forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done,
She gave her father forty-one.

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Phaedra Parks’ husband Apollo Nida arrested for bank fraud, identity theft

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Phaedra Parks’ husband Apollo Nida has been arrested and charged with bank fraud and identity theft. Apollo, who served nearly five years for racketeering from 2004-2009, was the subject of a Secret Service investigation that reportedly has him on tape detailing his schemes to an accomplice. Keep reading for all the details from the criminal complaint!

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Kristen Stewart, Anne Hathaway, and Anna Kendrick pose for awesome old fashioned portraits at Sundance

ByStarcasm Staff

Kristen Stewart, Anne Hathaway, and Anna Kendrick posed form some charming photos at the 2014 Sundance Film Festival. Shot by Victoria Will old-fashioned in 1860s style tin type portraits, they’re hauntingly lovely.

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RHOBH Did witch Carlton Gebba put a spell / hex on Joyce Giraud?

ByStarcasm Staff

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Carlton Gebba has been very open about her Wiccan religion, and even admitted to practicing “dark” witchcraft before she had children. Although she claims to only practice light witchcraft now, she may have dabbled back to the dark side during a spat with disbelieving castmate Joyce Giraud.

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Farrah Abraham irked by ignorance of “some lesbians” after awkward sex tape talk

ByDarren O

In response to last night’s episode of Couples Therapy in which Sada Bettencourt questioned Farrah Abraham on her sex tape, the former Teen Mom star fired off on Twitter about the ignorance of “some lesbians.” See the awkward exchange that occurred during group therapy, how the term “camera person” mixed everything up and the frank evaluation Jon Gosselin had about Abraham’s strange stance on the creation of Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.

8-year-old hero Tyler Doohan dies in fire after saving six other people, now family is fighting over donation money

ByStarcasm Staff

8-year-old Tyler Doohan asked to spend some time at his grandfather’s trailer the Sunday before the MLK Jr. holiday Monday, but things turned deadly in the early hours of Monday morning when a fire erupted in the home.

Revenge porn king Hunter Moore arrested by FBI along with alleged hacker partner Charles Evens

ByAsa Hawks

The internet is just a little less douchey thanks to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who arrested the King of Revenge Porn Hunter Moore this morning in California. Also arrested was Moore’s associate Charles Evans, who was allegedly paid by Moore to hack into people’s computers and email accounts for nude photos. Keep reading for the full F.B.I. press release and the full indictment, which includes both men being charged with one count of conspiracy, , seven counts of unauthorized access to a protected computer to obtain information, and seven counts of aggravated identity theft.

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Ke$ha’s rehab rejects her fans’ gifts of teeth

ByStarcasm Staff

Part of Ke$ha’s eating disorder rehab therapy involves art therapy, and the pop star’s favorite art involves a part of the human anatomy. Occasionally Ke$ha has her friend tweet thanks to her fans for support, but yesterday her friend asked for something. “She’s doing well and needs more of your teeth to make art with at the treatment center. She misses you :)” Unfortunately for Ke$ha, the rehab has other ideas.

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Chantel Jeffries, the model who was with Bieber the night of the drunk drag racing, has an arrest history

ByStarcasm Staff

Before Justin Bieber was arrested early this morning had beautiful internet sensation Chantel Jeffries by his side at some point in the evening. A few hours before the Bieber started drag racing, she tweeted “Something about the shock factor.”

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Teen Mom 2 Season 5 Premiere draws 3.2 million viewers, top rated show on cable

ByAsa Hawks

The ladies of Teen Mom 2 returned with a bang Tuesday night with lots of drama… and lots of viewers! The Season 5 premiere episode drew a total of 3.2 million viewers according to a press release issued by MTV earlier today, which means the premiere was up 20% from the Season 4 Premiere in February.

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PHOTOS Duck Dynasty’s Sadie Robertson modeling her Live Original prom dress line for Sherri Hill

ByAsa Hawks

We reported back in August that Duck Dynasty starlet Sadie Robertson was teaming up with youthful fashion icon Sherri Hill for a line of prom dresses, and later shared video and photos from the runway show launch featuring Sadie herself. Now the “Sadie Robertson Live Original” prom dresses are available nationwide and Sadie is once again showing off her modeling skills by donning each look!

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Justin Bieber lookalike Toby Sheldon releasing single “Justified” with Adam Barta

ByAsa Hawks

Remember Toby Sheldon, the guy who spent $100,000 on plastic surgery to look more like Justin Bieber? It seems the 33-year-old aspiring singer/songwriter has signed on with “The D-List Diva” Gina Rodriguez of GR Media and will soon be releasing a single (featuring Adam Barta) about his Bieber obsession titled “Justified.”

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The Wanted announce they are splitting up “to pursue personal endeavors”

ByAsa Hawks

In case you were wondering what that collective scream you’ve been hearing for the past hour is about, The Wanted took to their website earlier today and announced that they will be splitting up after the current tour “to pursue personal endeavors.” Keep reading for the full announcement.

New Candie’s ads called inappropriate for featuring Disney’s Bella Thorne, 16, in bra
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New Candie’s ads called inappropriate for featuring Disney’s Bella Thorne, 16, in bra

ByEmily

Although Candie’s campaign’s theme is “always look on the pink side of life,” some pictures of Bella Thorne have experts seeing red. As one said, “Candie’s isn’t selling clothes, it’s selling sex.” Is that a legitimate concerns or an overreaction?

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MUG SHOTS Babysitter tattoos kids, mom’s boyfriend tries to burn them off with hot razor blade

ByAsa Hawks

Three people have been arrested in Virginia in a story that could best be described by the movie title Dumb and Dumber. Campbell County sheriff’s Maj. L.T. Guthrie says two girls under the age of 13 were in the care of 20-year-old family friend Alexander Edwards (mug shot photo above) when he decided to give both girls tattoos with a home tattoo kit. Afterward, the children’s mom and boyfriend were arrested after he attempted to remove the tattoos with a scorching hot razor blade.

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Did Abby Lee Miller suggest Kelly Hyland’s actions might get her daughters killed!?!

ByDarren O

Dance Mom’s Abby Lee Miller and Kelly Hyland, along with some Lifetime cameras, appeared at a NYC courthouse today as a follow up to an alleged cat-fight that happened between the two back in November over the casting, or lack thereof, of Hyland’s daughters by Miller. See Abby Lee Miller’s statement in which it certainly seems as if she implies that Hyland’s actions could get her daughters killed as well her opinions on why men find Kelly so darn sexy.

PHOTOS/VIDEO Missy Robertson launches Southern Fashion House clothing line
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PHOTOS/VIDEO Missy Robertson launches Southern Fashion House clothing line

ByEmily

Step aside, House of Versace… The House of Robertson is becoming a serious player in the fashion world! It all began when Sadie Robertson launched a line of prom dresses with Sherri Hill last summer. Now, Missy Robertson’s getting in on the game with her own Southern Fashion House clothing line. Read all about Missy’s new collection and get details on where you can pick up the pieces for your closet!

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AUDIO Preview of Brandi Glanville’s new book Drinking & Dating: PS Social Media Is Ruining Romance

ByAsa Hawks

Controversial Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville’s new book Drinking & Dating: P.S. Social Media Is Ruining Romance will officially be released on February 11, but for those of you who can’t wait we’ve got an audio preview read by none other than Brandi herself! Keep reading to listen to Brandi talking about first meeting Eddie Cibrian — or as she describes him, a “charming made-for-TV actor that would one day become my philandering ex-husband.”

Paige Brendel from Are You The One? dated MLB star Brett Lawrie

ByDarren O

Tonight’s the premiere of MTV’s new dating show Are You The One? featuring 20 attractive young singles mixed together in a stew of hottie hook ups in Hawaii – but there’s a catch! Using what the producers of the show call a dating algorithm, 10 couples were matched by their compatibility without their knowledge before being let loose. If all the couples can find their “true match” in 10 attempts the cast members will split (insert Dr. Evil voice) a million dollars! One of the love hunters, Paige Brendel, already had a brief brush with fame in relation to a relationship as she dated Toronto Blue Jays 3B Brett Lawrie. See pics of the two together, why her brief bio info would indicate it didn’t end well as well as social media links for the young woman hoping to find her “one.”