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Mike Tyson reveals low point: Morphine drip, cocaine, weed, Hennessy, Cialis, beating 7 women

ByDarren O

I am just old enough to remember an up and coming devastating boxer by the name of Mike Tyson. The memories are faint but the early ones involve black trunks and some other unfortunate pugilist on the wrong end of a one-round knock out. The years have passed and Mike Tyson’s life has become a parody of itself. He got in to a lot of trouble and hurt a lot of people and somehow managed to stay alive and out of prison for life following his intense down spiral. In a recent interview with Robin Leach for Las Vegas Weekly Mike Tyson was asked what his low point in his life was and the answer, even coming from the Tyson we know now, was disturbing and shocking.

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PHOTO Who wants to see Kris Humphries in tight leather undies?

ByDarren O

While Kim Kardashian is playing coy about a possible relationship with Kanye West her ex-husband Kris Humphries is putting his package out there for the whole world to see. If you’ve ever longed to see Kris in a James Bond hero-themed photo spread decked in tight leather underwear with a phallic gun laying beneath him now is your chance!

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Kim Zolciak expecting 2nd baby with husband Kroy Biermann

ByDarren O

Guess what news I do tell straight from the ATL? Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak is expecting her 2nd baby with her Atlanta Falcon footballer husband Kroy Biermann! Don’t “wig” out y’all KZ fans. This was planned and joyful news for our girl. Read her statement and see a big ol’ belly bumpin’ pic of the lady who’s never tardy for the party (or baby shower).

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VIDEO: Prince Harry dancing in Jamaica, you can’t help but have a crush on him

ByStarcasm Staff

Prince Harry is on a Hot Eligible Prince Tour! Just kidding! He’s touring in place of his grandmother Queen Elizabeth II to celebrate her 60 years on the throne, called a Diamond Jubliee.

He kicked off the tour in Kingston, Jamaica (where the queen is still the head of state,) by “racing” against Olympian Usain Bolt (Usain let him win twice.) Then harry put on his hip-thrustin’ dancing shoes at a youth organization called Rise Life.

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Official trailer for Best Documentary Oscar winner ‘Undefeated’

ByDarren O

I don’t mind revealing a little bit of my nerd self and admitting that I love me some documentaries. This is always my fail-safe genre to peruse when I’m looking for something to catch on Netflix. I’m especially drawn to sports documentaries, so when I heard that the film Undefeated won for Best Documentary at last night’s Oscar awards, I was excited to check it out. Read the plot summary and see the official trailer for the film that follows an underdog inner-city Memphis football team who looks to reverse their fortunes with help from new coach Bill Courtney.

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Reggie Bush provides thoughtful insight on “Bush and ‘The Tush'” reunion

ByDarren O

Over the weekend Kim Kardashian and her ex-boyfriend, no not that one, no not the one in the tape, (sigh)…. Reggie Bush were spotted out having lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel. This little get together flamed some serious, “Are Kim K. and Reggie B. hooking back up rumors.” We all know her ex-husband baller Kris Humphries wasn’t much of a talker and that in general professional athletes get the rap of not being the talkative type so it was refreshing to see what Reggie Bush had to say when he was asked straight up about the possibility of being Mr. Kim K. again.

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PHOTOS Bruce Jenner reminded he was awesomest dude on the planet at retro Wheaties box unveiling

ByAsa Hawks

Long before Bruce Jenner was a stretch-faced reality show prop begging for money to buy remote control helicopters and getting his colon scoped on national television, he was a bigger-than-life hero to just about every little boy in America. His heroic status was cemented by his iconic appearance on the front of a Wheaties box later that year and many more after that. Now Wheaties is honoring Bruce as well as fellow Olympian Mary Lou Retton and boxer Mohammad Ali with three retro boxes unveiled at a ceremony earlier today. Keep reading to see Bruce and Mary Lou at the event and relive your boyhood dreams with numerous images of the original Bruce Jenner Wheaties boxes!

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Kris Humphries to bring down reality TV in Kim Kardashian divorce

ByDarren O

The most hated player in the National Basketball Association, Kris Humphries, has a new strategy in what is becoming an embittered divorce from Kim Kardashian. The man whose sad boxes found no home in the season finale of Kourtney and Kim Take New York While Forgetting About That Kris Dude is setting his sights squarely on the fake fakery that is fake reality TV. Get the deets and watch as we riddle this approach with bullet (point) holes.

PHOTOS Extra’s Maria Menounos in New York Giants bikini in Times Square after losing Super Bowl bet

ByAsa Hawks

For all the broken-hearted New England Patriots fans out there today there is at least one silver lining from last night’s Super Bowl victory by the New York Giants – Extra host (and starcasm babe fave) Maria Menounos was forced to honor her pro-Patriots wager with co-stars Mario Lopez and AJ by wearing a bikini in Times Square after the loss.

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Super Bowl XLVI was the most-watched TV show ever with 111.3 million viewers

ByAsa Hawks

The final numbers are in and last night’s broadcast of the Super Bowl on NBC is officially the most-watched U.S. television program of all time! The final numbers have viewership at 111.3 million, which beats out last year’s Super Bowl on Fox by .3 million. Keep reading for more of the night’s record-breaking numbers including Madonna’s halftime performance and the season premiere of The Voice.

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VIDEO Tom Brady’s wife Gisele Bundchen blames Super Bowl loss on New England Patriots receivers

ByAsa Hawks

Tom Brady’s Brazilian supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen was leaving the VIP suites at Lucas Oil Stadium after the game last night when she answered the taunts of a Giants fans by saying, “My husband can not f***ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

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VIDEO PHOTOS Madonna answers awkward and lame questions at Super Bowl XLVI press conference

ByAsa Hawks

Madonna looked fantastic as she took the stage at a Super Bowl XLVI press conference earlier today to talk about her upcoming halftime performance. The Queen of Pop seemed quite restrained as she fielded a seemingly unending stream of awkward and lame questions ranging from “How much help do you get?” to “So, I’m assuming no kiss after this?” Keep reading to watch a video of the entire press conference and see a couple photos of what a lifetime of cardio looks like!

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PHOTOS of all the 2012 Puppy Bowl VIII puppies (part 2)

ByAsa Hawks

The rest of the cute and charismatic canines participating in Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl VIII set to air at 3pm on Super Bowl Sunday. This post features 17 more adorable doggies ranging alphabetically from Montana, a nine-week-old Collie/Rottweiler Mix, through York, an eleven-week-old Bassett Hound Mix with the only pair of over-sized floppy ears in the entire field. Keep reading for a serious dose of the warm fuzzies!

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PHOTOS All the 2012 Puppy Bowl 8 puppies (part 1)

ByAsa Hawks

Come Super Bowl Sunday Tom Brady won’t be the only cute and furry thing taking the field! That’s right, Animal Planet returns with everybody’s favorite gridiron adorabalooza… Puppy Bowl 8! This year’s lineup includes 37 pigskin playing pooches, all sponsored by pet adoption agencies around the country. Keep reading to see photos and descriptions for 20 of the 37. ***MAY CAUSE UNCONTROLLABLE AWWWWING AND TRIPS TO YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL SHELTER!

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Report: O.J. Simpson is Khloe Kardashian’s dad?

ByStarcasm Staff

Just when I started to think of the National Enquirer as almost respectable (They were right about John Edwards!), they go all Weekly World News with a front page that declares, “O.J. BOMBSHELL: ‘I’M KHLOE’S REAL DAD!’” Keep reading for a bit of background on how the whole O.J. theory was originally hatched, including side-by-side photos of his daughter Sydney and Khloe – who supposedly look alike.

UPDATED! With deets from the article, including numerous sources who calim O.J. and Kris had an affair right around the time Khloe was born and that he used to brag about being her dad! Oh, and the Kardashians respond!

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AUDIO LYRICS John Parr updates St. Elmo’s Fire theme for Tim Tebow

ByDarren O

John Parr got a grammy nomination back in 1985 for his song ‘Man In Motion” best known as the theme to the brat pack film St. Elmo’s Fire. Well Parr is still around and was so inspired by quarterback Tim Tebow that he was rewritten the song to a reimagined work called “Tim Tebow’s Fire.” This is real, he did that and you can listen to the audio and get the full lyrics here.

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VIDEO Robert Griffin III td run against Washington in Alamo Bowl 2011

ByAsa Hawks

Baylor quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner Robert Griffin III continued his amazing run with yet another amazing run against The University of Washington in the 2011 Alamo Bowl! Keep reading to watch the video clip of the green and white gridiron Superman making real life look like a video game as he eludes tackles and sprints for a touchdown!

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Khloe Kardashian’s husband Lamar Odom traded to Dallas, reality show sure to follow

ByAsa Hawks

The Los Angeles Lakers have traded Khloe Kardashian’s husband Lamar Odom to the Dallas Mavericks ending weeks of speculation that once had Odom going to New Orleans for guard Chris Paul before the trade was nixed by the NBA. Keep reading for Khloe’s less than enthusiastic reactions to the announcement as we all prepare for the inevitable second season of Khloe & Lamar titled “Khloe & Lamar Take Texas.”

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Khloe Kardashian trying IVF treatments to conceive with hubby Lam-Lam

ByStarcasm Staff

Khloe Kardashian Odom, the hands-down favorite Kardashian/Jenner according to starcasm.net followers on Twitter and Facebook, is undergoing IVF treatments to help her conceive with husband Lamar Odom.

Older sis Kourtney Kardashian is having her second baby with long-time boyfriend Scott Disick, and Khloe can’t wait to give Mason and his-sibling-on-the-way a cousin!

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MUG SHOT Jerry Sandusky arrested, has not made bail

ByDarren O

Jerry Sandusky was arrested on Wednesday following new sexual abuse charges involving two additional accusers.

These new accusers testified before a grand jury that Sandusky molested or raped them over a period of years. When taken into custody at his home Sandusky was wearing a Penn State windbreaker. His mug shot was captured at the Centre County Correctional Facility in Bellefonte, Pa., after his arraignment, because he was unable to fork over the $250,000 bail.

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Kris Humphries wants to avoid divorce at all cost

ByDarren O

As we previously reported Kris Humphries has filed for an annulment hoping to wipe the slate clean of his marriage from Kim Kardashian. He is claiming fraud stating that he believes that Kim never really loved him and that it was all a show for her show. Kim has argued this claim stating that she really loved him. This move sets up the possibility for a serious legal battle but sources are stating it’s Kris’ religious convictions and not money or bitterness that has lead him to want to annul the marriage. He’s so motivated on this front he actually has a plan B as well in hopes of avoiding a divorce.

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Why I believe Jim Valvano’s legacy and spirit can beat cancer

ByDarren O

Read a recollection of N.C. State’s 1982-83 Men’s Basketball championship team and why I believe through what that team accomplished as led by head coach Jim Valvano that one day we’re gonna beat cancer. Jim said in his unforgettable ESPY speech, “Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.” His team that accomplished the greatest upset in American sports history personified that ideal and reflected the indomitable spirit of a man with enough guts to believe that he could take cancer head on and make a difference.

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Kris Humphries wants to annul “fraudulent” marriage

ByStarcasm Staff

Kris Humphries has filed for an annulment of his 72-day marriage to Kim Kardashians on grounds of fraud. Kris claims that he genuinely wanted to marry Kim Kardashian, but believes Kim never intended to stay with him. He claims he was defrauded because he was led to believe that Kim was serious about the marriage when she wasn’t. (In other words, it looks like Kris thinks the whole wedding was staged for the reality, and he’s insisting he wasn’t aware of any disingeniousness at the time.

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Kris Humphries’ Kim-look-alike ex-girlfriend says he married Kim Kardashian for fame; Kris horrified at show edits

ByStarcasm Staff

Here’s a shocker, Kris Humphries may have married Kim Kardashian for fame, and mocked Kim and her family when he dated ex-girlfriend Bianka Kamper (above, who sort of looks like Kim.) Plus, Kris is “horrified” by Kourtney and Kim Take New York edits!

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PHOTOS Kourtney and Kim Take New York Twitter background and Facebook profile pics

ByAsa Hawks

For those of you not boycotting the Kardashian family after Kim Kardashian’s offensively short matrimony to Kris Humphries, here are some photos to help you celebrate the Season 2 premiere of Kourtney and Kim Take New York later tonight!

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Kris Humphries suing Kim Kardashian for $10 million over homophobic comments?

ByAsa Hawks

In the new issue of Life & Style a source reveals that Kris Humphries has met with a legal team and is planning on suing Kim Kardashian in an attempt to prevent unflattering footage of him being aired on the upcoming season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York. The footage includes a rather inflammatory scene in which Kris bullies Kim’s friend Jonathan Cheban and calls him “gay” in a derogatory manner. Meanwhile, Kris’ family makes the cover of DUH! magazine by revealing the show is mostly scripted, including the controversial scenes in question. (So why did Kris agree to do them?!? Didn’t he realize that scripted scenes performed in front of television cameras might be aired one day?) Anyways, keep reading for all the details, even though it’s all probably just another example of masterful media trickery by the Kardashian family publicity machine.

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PHOTOS Kris Humphries gets $150,000 endorsement deal for Sector watches

ByAsa Hawks

As Kim Kardashian holes up trying to emotionally recover from her traumatic divorce figure out how to quell the public rebellion against her, future ex husband Kris Humphries is using his NBA lock out free time cashing in on his fame while he still can. The 6′ 9″ baller was officially announced as the new spokesman for Sector watches at a ceremony in New York this evening. Keep reading for all the ***yawn*** details as well as a great joke sure to turn up on Leno later tonight.

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Why is Anna Kournikova leaving the Biggest Loser after just one season?

ByRuby Turpin

For long-time fans of the Biggest Loser, it shouldn’t be a huge surprise that Anna Kournikova won’t be coming back for Season 13. Although she has proven herself to be a very good trainer, the writing was on the wall. Read on to see why, although Anna has nothing to be ashamed of in her performance as a trainer on the show, she really didn’t prove herself to be quite up to the job.

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First Kim Zolciak wedding photo with Kroy Biermann

ByAsa Hawks

The non-fake celebrity Kim wedding was this weekend in Atlanta as The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak wed her NFL stud muffin beau Kroy Biermann in a lavish ceremony on 11-11-11. See the first photo to emerge of Kim and Kroy in their wedding day finery thanks to Life & Style magazine, who will be featuring lots more photos and behind-the-scenes info in this week’s issue.

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Kroy Biermann and Kim Zolciak’s wedding is today, 11-11-11

ByAsa Hawks

Remembering his anniversary is going to be no problem for Kroy Biermann, who is marrying The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak later today, joining thousands of other couples tying the knot on 11-11-11. Keep reading for Kim’s excited tweets on her special day!

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Ashton Kutcher on self-imposed Twitter restriction following Paterno gaffe

ByDarren O

Ashton Kutcher has learned a valuable lesson. Don’t tweet off your disgust about something until you’ve got the facts. Especially when it involves child molestation charges and you’ve got yourself over 8,000,000 followers. Find out how an uninformed tweet about ousted coach Joe Paterno has led to a self-imposed Twitter ban for A-Kutch.

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Joe Paterno announces retirement amid molestation scandal

ByDarren O

Joe Paterno is the winningest coach in top level college football history but his legacy will now forever be tarnished by the molestation scandal that has rocked Penn State University. Read his official statement and let us know if you believe he failed what police called a, “moral obligation,” to inform them of what he knew about long time assistant coach Jerry Sandusky.

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood can totally relate to Kim Kardashian

ByDarren O

While seemingly the whole interwebs is hating on Kim Kardashian in light of her recent divorce filing from baller Kris Humphries at least one celeb can relate. Teen Mom Amber Portwood sees similarities between what herself and baby-daddy Gary “It’s Gary Time” Shirley have struggled with and the probably failed relationship between Kim and Kris. Read Amber’s comments and then make the all important decision of who you’d roll with, Shirley or Humphries!

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VIDEO Octomom beats Long Island Lolita in celebrity boxing ring

ByDarren O

This is like the incredible Mickey Rourke film The Wrestler minus any hope of redemption or greater purpose. Two Double-D-listers Nadya “Octomom” Suleman and Amy “Long Island Lolita” Fisher went toe-to-toe and preposterously over-sized big-glove-to-big-glove in a “celebrity” boxing match last night. See clips and a photo from the “fight.”

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian waits outside Kris Humphries’ home in Minnesota

ByAsa Hawks

TMZ broke the story earlier today that Kim Kardashian caught a flight to Minnesota to talk with her soon-to-be-ex-husband Kris Humphries “because she felt like she owed it to Kris to talk things through with him face-to-face.” But, it seems Kris didn’t get the memo because Kim was photographed this evening waiting impatiently at the back door of Kris Humphries’ Minnesota house!

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Kim Kardashian’s letter to her fans about her divorce from Kris Humphries

ByAsa Hawks

Read Kim Kardashian’s lengthy “Message To My Fans” in which she defends the authenticity of her marriage to Kris Humphries, which came to an end on Monday when Kim filed for divorce only 72 days after her elaborate wedding. In the “message” Kim contests claims that the wedding was just a big publicity/marketing stunt that made her tons of money and says she is just a “hopeless romantic” who possibly “rushed in to something too soon.”

PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s divorce papers / documents
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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s divorce papers / documents

ByAsa Hawks

The celebrisphere was rocked earlier today when the announcement was made that Kim Kardashian was filing for divorce from her husband Kris Humphries after only 72 days. Keep reading to see photos of the actual papers filed by Kim Kardashian this morning in Los Angeles Superior Court with a bullet point transcript of the highlights.

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PHOTOS Kelly Ripa, Nick Lachey do wedding of Kim Kardashian, Kris Humpries on day of divorce announcement

ByDarren O

Sometimes in the world of entertainment you just cant help but have some bad timing. This was the case for Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey who played Halloween wedding day dress up as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries on the day that their divorce was announced. D’oh! They actually did a pretty good job for their Halloween Regis and Kelly special as you can see from these photos, especially the unique means by which they made Nick look Humphries-tall.

Attending Kim Zolciak’s wedding requires much more than not being tardy
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Attending Kim Zolciak’s wedding requires much more than not being tardy

ByDarren O

When the news broke that Atlanta Housewife Kim Zolciak was engaged to soon become an actual housewife I figured her ceremony would have but one steadfast rule. Do not be tardy for this party. Well folks I was way wrong because a copy of the Zolciak-Biermann invitation has hit the ol’ interwebs and upon further review it would be much easier to fly out of Hartsfield International naked than it would be to pull a Salahi style crash on this event. Find out just how prepared you will need to be to watch Kim marry her baby-daddy Atlanta Falcon fiance on 11/11/11.

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VIDEO Antelope does Ray Lewis impersonation on mountain biker

ByDarren O

I think the wild red hartbeest of South Africa have been playing some Madden because the antelope you’re about to see in the following clip went all truck-stick Ray Lewis on an unsuspecting mountain biker. See the destruction, find out the fate of this poor dude and then watch a clip of Ray Lewis just for comparison.

VIDEO Man drops daughter to catch foul ball, wife not happy

ByAsa Hawks

Amazing video of a husband who clearly needs to get his priorities straight as he elects to dump his young daughter in an attempt to catch a foul ball at a baseball game! That in itself is reason enough to watch the clip, but his moment of thoughtless parenting is nothing compared to the look and the earful his wife gives him afterward!

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Kendra Wilkinson had postpartum depression, breakdown, gave husband a black eye

ByStarcasm Staff

E!’s Kendra is starting a brand new season (with a companion release of Kendra Wilkinson’s newest memoir (Being Kendra: Cribs, Cocktails, and Getting My Sexy Back). She talks openly about suffering from postpartum depression after giving birth to their son Hank IV, which led to breakdowns, fights, sleeping in a separate bedroom than her husband Hank Baskett, and even giving him a black eye in a drunken fit of rage in May 2010.

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Complete Dancing with the Stars Season 13 cast leaked early

ByAsa Hawks

In case you were hoping that you could avoid having to sit through the pretty people drama circus of Bachelor Pad in order to find out who will be performing on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars, you may be in luck! @DWTSGossip has tweeted what looks to be a complete and accurate list of the stars and the dancers for the upcoming season!

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries depart LAX for a quickie honeymoon

ByAsa Hawks

Newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have denied reports they are taking a honeymoon, but the two were photographed earlier today at LAX where they reportedly boarded a plane for a quickie European getaway! See photos of Kim and the Beanstalk before their departure including a great picture of Kim Kardashian’s blinged out wedding ring! (You can sort of see it there behind that engagement boulder.)

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EXCLUSIVE Kim Kardashian wedding photo in Kate Middleton’s dress

ByAsa Hawks

Later today the royal couple of American celebridom become one as reality star and fashion icon Kim Kardashian weds NBA player Kris Humphries at a $29 million estate in Montecito, California. In honor of the 10-million-dollar wedding extravaganza of the year I thought I might put together a tribute to Kim and the other royal wedding from 2011. Keep reading to see Kim Kardashian wearing Kate Middleton’s famous Alexander McQueen wedding gown and Kris Humphries sporting a slightly modified version of Prince Williams’ Irish Guards uniform!

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PHOTOS VIDEO Nabisco introduces the Triple Double Oreo

ByAsa Hawks

Begging the question of “how much is too much?” Nabisco has unveiled it’s latest incarnation of America’s favorite milk accessory in the form of the Triple Double Oreo, which combines two layers of creme (one chocolate and one original) with three layers of crunchy, chocolaty Oreo cookies. Keep reading for all the sweet deets including lots of photos, a calorie and fat count, where the idea came from, and which surprising celebrities will be part of the marketing campaign!

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VIDEO Tony Romo played hide-n-seek at his bachelor party

ByDarren O

In a recent interview Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo revealed that he and his close buddies played hide-n-seek during his bachelor party. It was Romo’s idea that they turn out the lights and feel around for each other in the dark and during both heated contests Romo came out the victor. See the clip in which he revealed these eye opening bachelor confessions.

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MUG SHOT Tiger Woods mistress Jamie Jungers arrested for DUI

ByDarren O

For the longest time I believed that Tiger Woods quivered whenever one of his brothel of other women surfaced for some reason or another. But this week I think Woods might be all right with mistress #4 Jamie Jungers hitting the blogosphere with a DUI arrest. Why you ask? Because Tiger got caddie whacked this weekend! Keep reading to find out what “caddie whacking” means and see “Trashy Girl” and Hottie Host Jungers’ unflattering mug shot.

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David Beckham’s Harper tattoo photos, plus David poses with newborn daughter

ByAsa Hawks

In beautiful people news, soccer player and divine underwear stuffer David Beckham unveiled the latest addition to his growing collection of skin art: a tattoo of his newborn daughter’s name “Harper” on his left shoulder. Keep reading for photos of the tat as well as photos of DAvid and Victoria posing with little Harper Seven!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Farrah Abraham visits Miami Dolphins football practice

ByAsa Hawks

Farrah was down on the field for the Miami Dolphins’ practice Monday night where a number of the players took photos with her. Keep reading for numerous photos of Farrah and her fins as well as her accompanying tweets, including her reply to the question of whether or not she plans on trying out to be a Miami Dolphins cheerleader! (Regardless of what her answer was, of course I had to open up Photoshop and figure out what that might look like.)

Glenn Pakulak, Most Eligible Dallas, NFL, Oakland Raiders
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PHOTOS VIDEO BIO Meet Glenn Pakulak of Most Eligible Dallas

ByRuby Turpin

Glenn Pakulak knows how to play on the field and off. He’s an NFL Punter for the Oakland Raiders, up-and-coming fashion designer, and star of Bravo’s new show Most Eligible Dallas. Read on to learn about the rocky road Glenn took to get to the Raiders and to see some impressive footage of some of his non-football sports moves.