The hero of my childhood, the man who made me believe I could fly, the greatest to ever lace them up, his “Airness” Michael Jordan has got engaged to his knockout Brazilian model girlfriend Yvette Prieto.
Baylor quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner Robert Griffin III continued his amazing run with yet another amazing run against The University of Washington in the 2011 Alamo Bowl! Keep reading to watch the video clip of the green and white gridiron Superman making real life look like a video game as he eludes tackles and sprints for a touchdown!
Following a high school game played at Dallas Stadium, a runaway unmanned cart veered from the end zone to midfield and plowed over a number of unsuspecting people. See two quality videos of the strange incident and read comments from one man who ended up on the cart and eventually bailed out.
The Los Angeles Lakers have traded Khloe Kardashian’s husband Lamar Odom to the Dallas Mavericks ending weeks of speculation that once had Odom going to New Orleans for guard Chris Paul before the trade was nixed by the NBA. Keep reading for Khloe’s less than enthusiastic reactions to the announcement as we all prepare for the inevitable second season of Khloe & Lamar titled “Khloe & Lamar Take Texas.”
Khloe Kardashian Odom, the hands-down favorite Kardashian/Jenner according to starcasm.net followers on Twitter and Facebook, is undergoing IVF treatments to help her conceive with husband Lamar Odom.
Older sis Kourtney Kardashian is having her second baby with long-time boyfriend Scott Disick, and Khloe can’t wait to give Mason and his-sibling-on-the-way a cousin!
Jerry Sandusky was arrested on Wednesday following new sexual abuse charges involving two additional accusers.
These new accusers testified before a grand jury that Sandusky molested or raped them over a period of years. When taken into custody at his home Sandusky was wearing a Penn State windbreaker. His mug shot was captured at the Centre County Correctional Facility in Bellefonte, Pa., after his arraignment, because he was unable to fork over the $250,000 bail.
As we previously reported Kris Humphries has filed for an annulment hoping to wipe the slate clean of his marriage from Kim Kardashian. He is claiming fraud stating that he believes that Kim never really loved him and that it was all a show for her show. Kim has argued this claim stating that she really loved him. This move sets up the possibility for a serious legal battle but sources are stating it’s Kris’ religious convictions and not money or bitterness that has lead him to want to annul the marriage. He’s so motivated on this front he actually has a plan B as well in hopes of avoiding a divorce.
Read a recollection of N.C. State’s 1982-83 Men’s Basketball championship team and why I believe through what that team accomplished as led by head coach Jim Valvano that one day we’re gonna beat cancer. Jim said in his unforgettable ESPY speech, “Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.” His team that accomplished the greatest upset in American sports history personified that ideal and reflected the indomitable spirit of a man with enough guts to believe that he could take cancer head on and make a difference.
Kris Humphries has filed for an annulment of his 72-day marriage to Kim Kardashians on grounds of fraud. Kris claims that he genuinely wanted to marry Kim Kardashian, but believes Kim never intended to stay with him. He claims he was defrauded because he was led to believe that Kim was serious about the marriage when she wasn’t. (In other words, it looks like Kris thinks the whole wedding was staged for the reality, and he’s insisting he wasn’t aware of any disingeniousness at the time.
Here’s a shocker, Kris Humphries may have married Kim Kardashian for fame, and mocked Kim and her family when he dated ex-girlfriend Bianka Kamper (above, who sort of looks like Kim.) Plus, Kris is “horrified” by Kourtney and Kim Take New York edits!
For those of you not boycotting the Kardashian family after Kim Kardashian’s offensively short matrimony to Kris Humphries, here are some photos to help you celebrate the Season 2 premiere of Kourtney and Kim Take New York later tonight!
In the new issue of Life & Style a source reveals that Kris Humphries has met with a legal team and is planning on suing Kim Kardashian in an attempt to prevent unflattering footage of him being aired on the upcoming season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York. The footage includes a rather inflammatory scene in which Kris bullies Kim’s friend Jonathan Cheban and calls him “gay” in a derogatory manner. Meanwhile, Kris’ family makes the cover of DUH! magazine by revealing the show is mostly scripted, including the controversial scenes in question. (So why did Kris agree to do them?!? Didn’t he realize that scripted scenes performed in front of television cameras might be aired one day?) Anyways, keep reading for all the details, even though it’s all probably just another example of masterful media trickery by the Kardashian family publicity machine.
As Kim Kardashian holes up trying to emotionally recover from her traumatic divorce figure out how to quell the public rebellion against her, future ex husband Kris Humphries is using his NBA lock out free time cashing in on his fame while he still can. The 6′ 9″ baller was officially announced as the new spokesman for Sector watches at a ceremony in New York this evening. Keep reading for all the ***yawn*** details as well as a great joke sure to turn up on Leno later tonight.
For long-time fans of the Biggest Loser, it shouldn’t be a huge surprise that Anna Kournikova won’t be coming back for Season 13. Although she has proven herself to be a very good trainer, the writing was on the wall. Read on to see why, although Anna has nothing to be ashamed of in her performance as a trainer on the show, she really didn’t prove herself to be quite up to the job.
The non-fake celebrity Kim wedding was this weekend in Atlanta as The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak wed her NFL stud muffin beau Kroy Biermann in a lavish ceremony on 11-11-11. See the first photo to emerge of Kim and Kroy in their wedding day finery thanks to Life & Style magazine, who will be featuring lots more photos and behind-the-scenes info in this week’s issue.
Remembering his anniversary is going to be no problem for Kroy Biermann, who is marrying The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s Kim Zolciak later today, joining thousands of other couples tying the knot on 11-11-11. Keep reading for Kim’s excited tweets on her special day!
While seemingly the whole interwebs is hating on Kim Kardashian in light of her recent divorce filing from baller Kris Humphries at least one celeb can relate. Teen Mom Amber Portwood sees similarities between what herself and baby-daddy Gary “It’s Gary Time” Shirley have struggled with and the probably failed relationship between Kim and Kris. Read Amber’s comments and then make the all important decision of who you’d roll with, Shirley or Humphries!
This is like the incredible Mickey Rourke film The Wrestler minus any hope of redemption or greater purpose. Two Double-D-listers Nadya “Octomom” Suleman and Amy “Long Island Lolita” Fisher went toe-to-toe and preposterously over-sized big-glove-to-big-glove in a “celebrity” boxing match last night. See clips and a photo from the “fight.”
Read Kim Kardashian’s lengthy “Message To My Fans” in which she defends the authenticity of her marriage to Kris Humphries, which came to an end on Monday when Kim filed for divorce only 72 days after her elaborate wedding. In the “message” Kim contests claims that the wedding was just a big publicity/marketing stunt that made her tons of money and says she is just a “hopeless romantic” who possibly “rushed in to something too soon.”
The celebrisphere was rocked earlier today when the announcement was made that Kim Kardashian was filing for divorce from her husband Kris Humphries after only 72 days. Keep reading to see photos of the actual papers filed by Kim Kardashian this morning in Los Angeles Superior Court with a bullet point transcript of the highlights.
Sometimes in the world of entertainment you just cant help but have some bad timing. This was the case for Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey who played Halloween wedding day dress up as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries on the day that their divorce was announced. D’oh! They actually did a pretty good job for their Halloween Regis and Kelly special as you can see from these photos, especially the unique means by which they made Nick look Humphries-tall.
It’s official, Reality megastar Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from NBA baller husband Kris Humphries. Read on for the details of the separation, who Kim has hired to represent her, the reason she’s legally citing for the split and the prenup situation.
72 days… (Sigh)
When the news broke that Atlanta Housewife Kim Zolciak was engaged to soon become an actual housewife I figured her ceremony would have but one steadfast rule. Do not be tardy for this party. Well folks I was way wrong because a copy of the Zolciak-Biermann invitation has hit the ol’ interwebs and upon further review it would be much easier to fly out of Hartsfield International naked than it would be to pull a Salahi style crash on this event. Find out just how prepared you will need to be to watch Kim marry her baby-daddy Atlanta Falcon fiance on 11/11/11.
I think the wild red hartbeest of South Africa have been playing some Madden because the antelope you’re about to see in the following clip went all truck-stick Ray Lewis on an unsuspecting mountain biker. See the destruction, find out the fate of this poor dude and then watch a clip of Ray Lewis just for comparison.
Coolest dad on the planet David Beckham continues to distance himself from the competition, this time with a sentimental addition to his rather extensive collection of tattoos. Meanwhile Brad Pitt clamors around in a distant second place.
Amazing video of a husband who clearly needs to get his priorities straight as he elects to dump his young daughter in an attempt to catch a foul ball at a baseball game! That in itself is reason enough to watch the clip, but his moment of thoughtless parenting is nothing compared to the look and the earful his wife gives him afterward!
E!’s Kendra is starting a brand new season (with a companion release of Kendra Wilkinson’s newest memoir (Being Kendra: Cribs, Cocktails, and Getting My Sexy Back). She talks openly about suffering from postpartum depression after giving birth to their son Hank IV, which led to breakdowns, fights, sleeping in a separate bedroom than her husband Hank Baskett, and even giving him a black eye in a drunken fit of rage in May 2010.
In case you were hoping that you could avoid having to sit through the pretty people drama circus of Bachelor Pad in order to find out who will be performing on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars, you may be in luck! @DWTSGossip has tweeted what looks to be a complete and accurate list of the stars and the dancers for the upcoming season!
Newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have denied reports they are taking a honeymoon, but the two were photographed earlier today at LAX where they reportedly boarded a plane for a quickie European getaway! See photos of Kim and the Beanstalk before their departure including a great picture of Kim Kardashian’s blinged out wedding ring! (You can sort of see it there behind that engagement boulder.)
Georgetown University’s men’s basketball team is on a goodwill mission to China, but that good will turned into a full-on bench-clearing brawl as things went crazy during an exhibition game with a professional Chinese basketball team. Check out the carnage in this amazing video!
Begging the question of “how much is too much?” Nabisco has unveiled it’s latest incarnation of America’s favorite milk accessory in the form of the Triple Double Oreo, which combines two layers of creme (one chocolate and one original) with three layers of crunchy, chocolaty Oreo cookies. Keep reading for all the sweet deets including lots of photos, a calorie and fat count, where the idea came from, and which surprising celebrities will be part of the marketing campaign!
In a recent interview Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo revealed that he and his close buddies played hide-n-seek during his bachelor party. It was Romo’s idea that they turn out the lights and feel around for each other in the dark and during both heated contests Romo came out the victor. See the clip in which he revealed these eye opening bachelor confessions.
For the longest time I believed that Tiger Woods quivered whenever one of his brothel of other women surfaced for some reason or another. But this week I think Woods might be all right with mistress #4 Jamie Jungers hitting the blogosphere with a DUI arrest. Why you ask? Because Tiger got caddie whacked this weekend! Keep reading to find out what “caddie whacking” means and see “Trashy Girl” and Hottie Host Jungers’ unflattering mug shot.
In beautiful people news, soccer player and divine underwear stuffer David Beckham unveiled the latest addition to his growing collection of skin art: a tattoo of his newborn daughter’s name “Harper” on his left shoulder. Keep reading for photos of the tat as well as photos of DAvid and Victoria posing with little Harper Seven!
Farrah was down on the field for the Miami Dolphins’ practice Monday night where a number of the players took photos with her. Keep reading for numerous photos of Farrah and her fins as well as her accompanying tweets, including her reply to the question of whether or not she plans on trying out to be a Miami Dolphins cheerleader! (Regardless of what her answer was, of course I had to open up Photoshop and figure out what that might look like.)
Has American Olympic swimmer extraordinaire Michael Phelps defected down under? That appears to be the case in this photo featuring the long-limbed real-life Aquaman sporting a pair of Australian swimming trunks at the World Swimming Championships in China!
Glenn Pakulak knows how to play on the field and off. He’s an NFL Punter for the Oakland Raiders, up-and-coming fashion designer, and star of Bravo’s new show Most Eligible Dallas. Read on to learn about the rocky road Glenn took to get to the Raiders and to see some impressive footage of some of his non-football sports moves.
Just when us mortal men thought we couldn’t feel any mortaller, superhuman hunkster David Beckham cranked up the testosterawesome by going for a ride on his F131 Hellcat Combat motorcycle in Malibu, California earlier today. See photos of emasculating duo and find out which male celebrity looks even sexier on his bad ass two-wheeler!
Just when we thought Elin Nordegren was finding hapiness and stability with her new beau, Jamie Dingman, a familiar name pops up in a most inconvenient way.
When the San Francisco Giants made their unlikely run to the World Series championship last year the world was introduced to the certifiable wackiest cat in sports, pitcher Brian Wilson, and his beautiful black beard. Yesterday he only further solidified that crown with the indescribable spandex tuxedo outfit he rocked to ESPN’s yearly best-in-sports show the ESPY Awards. Check it out and see two photobombs laid out side-by-side that double as a life lesson. It’s how we do it folks!
Michelle Braun, the Hollywood madam who famously supplied Tiger Woods with women up for three-ways and other adventures has been busted in Florida for another foray into crime: securities fraud.
The man and woman in the picture to the left? They’re Mets fans. They paid their hard-earned money to watch their favorite team play tonight. And for nine innings, the Mets played valiantly against their mortal enemy, the Chipper Jones-led Atlanta Braves. And then a very rare but hilarious goofball play by relief pitcher D.J. Carrasco lost them the game. Life for Mets fans is really hard. If you want to make it even harder, you must share this story with them. Details inside…
Sports writer Bill Simmons made a plea to his readers yesterday writing, “The last LeBron sequence just reminded me of something: If somebody on YouTube doesn’t put LeBron’s face on one of the Wiggles in this “Hot Potato” video soon, I’m going to be bitterly disappointed. I don’t ask for much. Come on.” Never doubt your fans or the power of the internet! Keep reading to see Bill’s wish granted in all it’s marvelous glory!
Kim Kardashian is negotiating a prenuptial agreement with her husband-to-be Kris Humphries, which is smart because they are both worth quite a bit of bank. Actually, they’re both millionaires, but Kim almost definitely waaaaay more rich than her man. The NBA star Kris reportedly brings in $3.2 million a year with his deal with the…
After a stellar 18-year NBA career that included four NBA championships and a league MVP award in 2000, Shaquille O’Neal is retiring from basketball. The 7ft 1in goliath went out 21st Century style with a tweet and video link. Keep reading to watch his tweetirement video and find out how you can help the big man find a new identity post-NBA!
Kim Kardashian and her fiance Kris Humphries have emerged in person at Amber Fashion Show at the Meridien Beach Plaza hotel in Monte Carlo, Monaco.after they successfully conquered the U.S media with news of their engagement, Kim’s 20.5 carat $2 million ring, and plans to televise their wedding. Sister Khloe Kardashian even went so far…
We usually avoid straight sport stories here at Starcasm but when someone goes Benedict Arnold on your childhood hero you got to stand your ground. Scottie Pippen, whom Michael Jordan carried to 6 rings has suggested that Lebron James is already greater than his famous teammate. Read Pippen’s stupid statement that can only rationally be explained by some seriously deep-seeded second fiddle jealousy.
Even though she possesses one of the most infamously svelte figures in reality television, Biggest Loser trainer Jillian Michaels will be leaving behind a huge pair of sneakers to fill when she departs from the show after a seven-year association with the show. It was previously announced that trainer/boxer Cara Castronuova and trainer/kickboxer Brett Hoebel would be added to the show next season alongside Jillian’s Biggest Loser trainer buddy Bob Harper, but it was revealed earlier today that professional tennis superstar (and uber babe) Ann Kournikova will also be joining the show as a trainer on The Ranch!
Alligators aren’t the only scary things Swamp People‘s Jay Paul Molinere does battle with because when he’s not in an air boat with pop RJ Molinere Jay Paul is in the boxing ring working on his people fighting skills! Keep reading to watch a video clip of Jay Paul training with his uncle during which he reveals why he started boxing at the age of six and how the skills he learns inside the ropes translate to “fishin’ gators” in the swamps of Louisiana.
Embed from Getty Images Kim Kardashian’s former boyfriend Reggie Bush is moving on from Kim – – to a Kim look-a-like. Reggie is reportedly flying in to Miami to spend a week with his new girlfriend, Cuban model Claudia Sampedro. She’s got curves to rival Kim’s, and her face has similar features. At certain angles,…
Is there anything Teen Mom Farrah Abraham can’t do?!? Adding to an extensive resume that includes being a model, chef, and author (in addition to reality television superstar) Farrah can now add shark fisherman! (Fisherperson?) Keep reading to see the amazing photo and find out which Star Wars character has his interstellar panties in a wad over the whole thing!
Check out 22-year-old Alyse Lahti Johnston almost exactly how Tiger Woods gets to see her! The attractive blond can be seen sans top while catching some sun in Florida – but don’t get too excited because the pic is very much SFW. To make up for that fact, I’ve included some Alyse badonkadokegery!
Here’s the startling arrest report from Tiger Woods’ new girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston’s 2010 DUI, including her blood alcohol level and her statement, “I need to be held responsible for what I did.” Keep reading for the detailed description of Alyse’s condition at the time of her arrest, how she did during the field sobriety tests, and some mind-blowingly fascinating revelations about her diet!
My personal nod over Brangelina as the most beautiful celeb couple alive, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, hung with the crowd during Rio de Janeiro’s Carnival. The lovely twosome were ready to party but also had their minds on their money and their money on their minds as they were practical billboards for the mega-corporation Proctor & Gamble.
Check out photos of the beautiful people and see which products they were sporting on their sleeves.
The National Football League is currently on the threshold of a possible lockout and the distinct possibility that next season will either not happen at all or be greatly shortened. Noooooooooooo! See a composite image of all 32 franchise owners who are fighting to stay much richer than the mostly really rich players.
David Beckham officially unveiled his latest tattoo masterpiece on Facebook earlier today – a large scene over his heart depicting Jesus Christ being helped by three cherubs. In a brief video clip addressing the scene he explains that the Jesus figure represents him and the three cherubs are his three boys. Keep reading for pictures and to watch the clip!
It’s only February but we are already seeing evidence of March Madness as the Vanderbilt Commodores mascot Mr. C was caught on tape getting a little over-enthusiastic and punching a student fan in the face, resulting in a bloody nose. Keep reading to watch this vicious episode of “When Mascots Attack!”
Kim Zolciak is putting her loyal relationship with Life & Style to good use. She’s appearing in the latest issue cover in her underwear showing off her growing pregnancy with Atlanta Falcon Kroy Biermann’s baby. The wigged-out reality diva has gained twenty pounds, and says she’s eating “a lot more” than she did when she…
Normally it’s a good thing to have a significant other you can look up to, but Kim Kardashian may be taking that notion to the extreme by dating NBA player Kris Humphries! Keep reading for photos of Fee-fi-fo-fumphries and Lil Kim at the NBA All-Star Weekend Party presented by Ciroc Vodka yesterday.
Justin Bieber showed off yet another talent in his vast arsenal of hipness as he went from the concert stage and big screen to the hardwood at the BBVA NBA All-Star Celebrity Game earlier today. Keep reading to see pictures of Dr. J. Bieber, who took home the MVP trophy in the contest!
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