PHOTOS Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries depart LAX for a quickie honeymoon

Kim Kardashian at LAX just prior to departing for her short honeymoon to Europe

Newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have denied reports they are taking a honeymoon, but the two were photographed earlier today at LAX where they reportedly boarded a plane for a quickie European getaway!

The Karhumphrians will be back stateside by August 31 in order to attend a post-wedding gala celebration in New York City being thrown by media mogul Jason Binn and wedding planner Colin Cowie. The bash, which is actually a “welcome to NY party” according to Kim herself, sparked rumors of a second wedding, but Kim was quick to deny those rumors on Facebook earlier today. (She can’t have people thinking she’s greedy!)

There are rumors of a 2nd wedding in NY. This is NOT true!! Our friends Jason Binn & Colin Cowie are throwing us a welcome to NY party!

The new bride looked absolutely radiant (and rather busty) in an elegant khaki-colored dress while her towering husband went traditional by wearing a wife-beater t-shirt and sneakers:

Newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries at LAX departing for a reported European honeymoon

Although Kim appears to be shrinking in the photo above, the same cannot be said for her finger bling! Check out this picture of Kim Kardashian’s wedding ring and engagement ring that appear to have more diamonds than a deck of cards!

Kim KArdashian after her wedding showing off her rings to photographers
Photo of Kim KArdashian's wedding ring and engagement ring

Pictures like that remind me that their reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians is cruelly titled! Who can keep up with that?!?

Photos: Clint Brewer / Splash News