Elin Nordegren’s boyfriend Jamie Dingman used to date Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Wood’s mistress
Just when we thought Elin Nordegren was finding hapiness and stability with her new beau, Jamie Dingman, a familiar name pops up in a most inconvenient way.
Photo O’ The Day: Brian Wilson at the ESPY Awards
When the San Francisco Giants made their unlikely run to the World Series championship last year the world was introduced to the certifiable wackiest cat in sports, pitcher Brian Wilson, and his beautiful black beard. Yesterday he only further solidified that crown with the indescribable spandex tuxedo outfit he rocked to ESPN’s yearly best-in-sports show the ESPY Awards. Check it out and see two photobombs laid out side-by-side that double as a life lesson. It’s how we do it folks!
VIDEO PHOTOS Kim Zolciak poses with baby Kroy Jagger for Life & Style
Kim Zolciak and her bootylicious NFL defensive end beau Kroy Biermann gave birth to Kim’s first son, little Kroy Jagger, on May 31 but we have yet to see any photos of Kroy, Jr…. until now! Kim and her golden-locked little man posed for the latest issue of Life & Style magazine in a series of gorgeous photos that bring out Kim’s… softer side? (Can that be right?)
Tiger Woods’ madam Michelle Braun arrested for securities fraud
Michelle Braun, the Hollywood madam who famously supplied Tiger Woods with women up for three-ways and other adventures has been busted in Florida for another foray into crime: securities fraud.
MUST SEE VIDEO: Atlanta Braves beat New York Mets with walk off balk by D.J. Carrasco
The man and woman in the picture to the left? They’re Mets fans. They paid their hard-earned money to watch their favorite team play tonight. And for nine innings, the Mets played valiantly against their mortal enemy, the Chipper Jones-led Atlanta Braves. And then a very rare but hilarious goofball play by relief pitcher D.J. Carrasco lost them the game. Life for Mets fans is really hard. If you want to make it even harder, you must share this story with them. Details inside…
Bill Simmons gets his wish: LeBron James in Wiggles video for “Hot Potato”
Sports writer Bill Simmons made a plea to his readers yesterday writing, “The last LeBron sequence just reminded me of something: If somebody on YouTube doesn’t put LeBron’s face on one of the Wiggles in this “Hot Potato” video soon, I’m going to be bitterly disappointed. I don’t ask for much. Come on.” Never doubt your fans or the power of the internet! Keep reading to see Bill’s wish granted in all it’s marvelous glory!
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries negotiating pre-nup? What is Kim’s net worth?
Kim Kardashian is negotiating a prenuptial agreement with her husband-to-be Kris Humphries, which is smart because they are both worth quite a bit of bank. Actually, they’re both millionaires, but Kim almost definitely waaaaay more rich than her man. The NBA star Kris reportedly brings in $3.2 million a year with his deal with the…
VIDEO Shaquille O’Neal announces retirement on Twitter
After a stellar 18-year NBA career that included four NBA championships and a league MVP award in 2000, Shaquille O’Neal is retiring from basketball. The 7ft 1in goliath went out 21st Century style with a tweet and video link. Keep reading to watch his tweetirement video and find out how you can help the big man find a new identity post-NBA!
PHOTOS – Will Kim Kardashian’s wedding be better than the Royal Wedding?
Kim Kardashian and her fiance Kris Humphries have emerged in person at Amber Fashion Show at the Meridien Beach Plaza hotel in Monte Carlo, Monaco.after they successfully conquered the U.S media with news of their engagement, Kim’s 20.5 carat $2 million ring, and plans to televise their wedding. Sister Khloe Kardashian even went so far…
Scottie Pippen blasphemes His Airness
We usually avoid straight sport stories here at Starcasm but when someone goes Benedict Arnold on your childhood hero you got to stand your ground. Scottie Pippen, whom Michael Jordan carried to 6 rings has suggested that Lebron James is already greater than his famous teammate. Read Pippen’s stupid statement that can only rationally be explained by some seriously deep-seeded second fiddle jealousy.
Tennis star Anna Kournikova named new trainer for Biggest Loser
Even though she possesses one of the most infamously svelte figures in reality television, Biggest Loser trainer Jillian Michaels will be leaving behind a huge pair of sneakers to fill when she departs from the show after a seven-year association with the show. It was previously announced that trainer/boxer Cara Castronuova and trainer/kickboxer Brett Hoebel would be added to the show next season alongside Jillian’s Biggest Loser trainer buddy Bob Harper, but it was revealed earlier today that professional tennis superstar (and uber babe) Ann Kournikova will also be joining the show as a trainer on The Ranch!
VIDEO Swamp People’s Jay Paul Molinere shows off his boxing and MMA skills
Alligators aren’t the only scary things Swamp People‘s Jay Paul Molinere does battle with because when he’s not in an air boat with pop RJ Molinere Jay Paul is in the boxing ring working on his people fighting skills! Keep reading to watch a video clip of Jay Paul training with his uncle during which he reveals why he started boxing at the age of six and how the skills he learns inside the ropes translate to “fishin’ gators” in the swamps of Louisiana.
Meet Claudia Sampedro: Reggie Bush’s look-a-like replacement for Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian’s former boyfriend Reggie Bush is moving on from Kim – – to a Kim look-a-like. Reggie is reportedly flying in to Miami to spend a week with his new girlfriend, Cuban model Claudia Sampedro. She’s got curves to rival Kim’s, and her face has similar features. At certain angles, and with the right…
VIDEOS Sergio Ramos drops Copa del Ray cup in front of a bus, trophy crushing ensues
In a scene right out of a Will Ferrell movie, Real Madrid soccer player Sergio Ramos was hoisting his team’s trophy for winning the Spanish football equivalent of the World Series when the Copa del Rey cup slipped from his hands and fell to the ground in front of the bus the team was riding on and was then run over. As you would expect, the epic boobery was caught on camera and has since made its way to youtube in numerous incarnations.
PHOTO Teen Mom Farrah Abraham catches a shark. No, seriously.
Is there anything Teen Mom Farrah Abraham can’t do?!? Adding to an extensive resume that includes being a model, chef, and author (in addition to reality television superstar) Farrah can now add shark fisherman! (Fisherperson?) Keep reading to see the amazing photo and find out which Star Wars character has his interstellar panties in a wad over the whole thing!
PHOTO What Stephen Moyer looks like driving a race car
It appears vampires drive race cars just like they sleep – upside down! True Blood star Stephen Moyer demonstrated the undriving feat during qualifying at the celebrity Long Beach Grand Prix earlier today after seemingly forgetting the track was round and crashing into one of the perimeter walls just after entering a curve.
Tiger Woods’ girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston topless photo and booty shakin’
Check out 22-year-old Alyse Lahti Johnston almost exactly how Tiger Woods gets to see her! The attractive blond can be seen sans top while catching some sun in Florida – but don’t get too excited because the pic is very much SFW. To make up for that fact, I’ve included some Alyse badonkadokegery!
Tiger Woods’ girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston full arrest report from 2010 DUI
Here’s the startling arrest report from Tiger Woods’ new girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston’s 2010 DUI, including her blood alcohol level and her statement, “I need to be held responsible for what I did.” Keep reading for the detailed description of Alyse’s condition at the time of her arrest, how she did during the field sobriety tests, and some mind-blowingly fascinating revelations about her diet!
Alyse Lahti Johnston mug shot – Tiger Woods alleged new girlfriend arrested in 2010
Tiger Woods has reportedly moved on from ex-wife Elin Nordegren and is currently dating Alyse Lahti Johnston, the 22-year-old daughter of an exec at IMG, the PR firm that represents Tiger. See a brutal mug shot of Alyse from October, 2010 and find out what being able to afford a good lawyer can do to a DUI charge!
PHOTOS Brady, Bundchen are beautiful Brazillian billboards for Proctor & Gamble
My personal nod over Brangelina as the most beautiful celeb couple alive, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, hung with the crowd during Rio de Janeiro’s Carnival. The lovely twosome were ready to party but also had their minds on their money and their money on their minds as they were practical billboards for the mega-corporation Proctor & Gamble.
Check out photos of the beautiful people and see which products they were sporting on their sleeves.
PHOTO All 32 NFL franchise owners
The National Football League is currently on the threshold of a possible lockout and the distinct possibility that next season will either not happen at all or be greatly shortened. Noooooooooooo! See a composite image of all 32 franchise owners who are fighting to stay much richer than the mostly really rich players.
VIDEO PHOTOS David Beckham gets tattoo of himself as Jesus
David Beckham officially unveiled his latest tattoo masterpiece on Facebook earlier today – a large scene over his heart depicting Jesus Christ being helped by three cherubs. In a brief video clip addressing the scene he explains that the Jesus figure represents him and the three cherubs are his three boys. Keep reading for pictures and to watch the clip!
VIDEO Vanderbilt Commodores mascot punches fan in the face
It’s only February but we are already seeing evidence of March Madness as the Vanderbilt Commodores mascot Mr. C was caught on tape getting a little over-enthusiastic and punching a student fan in the face, resulting in a bloody nose. Keep reading to watch this vicious episode of “When Mascots Attack!”
Kim Zolciak shows off growing pregnant belly in her underwear
Kim Zolciak is putting her loyal relationship with Life & Style to good use. She’s appearing in the latest issue cover in her underwear showing off her growing pregnancy with Atlanta Falcon Kroy Biermann’s baby. The wigged-out reality diva has gained twenty pounds, and says she’s eating “a lot more” than she did when she…
PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s new boyfriend Kris Humphries is really, really tall
Normally it’s a good thing to have a significant other you can look up to, but Kim Kardashian may be taking that notion to the extreme by dating NBA player Kris Humphries! Keep reading for photos of Fee-fi-fo-fumphries and Lil Kim at the NBA All-Star Weekend Party presented by Ciroc Vodka yesterday.
PHOTOS Justin Bieber plays basketball at BBVA NBA All-Star Celebrity Game
Justin Bieber showed off yet another talent in his vast arsenal of hipness as he went from the concert stage and big screen to the hardwood at the BBVA NBA All-Star Celebrity Game earlier today. Keep reading to see pictures of Dr. J. Bieber, who took home the MVP trophy in the contest!
QB Nate Montana leaving Notre Dame to play for University of Montana
Joe Montana’s son Nate Montana has had a strange journey in his desire to follow in his old man’s footsteps and play college football. His latest stop has found Nate leaving his father’s alma mater Notre Dame and enrolling at The University of Montana, which means he will have his name on both the back AND front of his jersey!
VIDEO Urban Meyer discusses #1 recruiting class for F.S.U.
In a video that just might be of some interest to fans of The Florida State University football program I was able to come across the following shall we say “amateur” clip of former Florida Gator head coach Urban Meyer discussing the #1 ranked recruiting class for the Seminoles from Tallahassee, FL.
Jay Cutler WALKING around L.A. with GF Kristin Cavallari
See photos and video of Bears QB Jay Cutler WALKING around a swank area of L.A. with his Hollywood hottie girlfriend Kristin Cavallari just days after his controversial knee injury that caused him to sit out most of the NFC Championship game vs. rival Green Bay Packers. Bears fan rage reignite!
VIDEO Lacrosse halftime show features a lap dance contest
At Saturday night’s home opener for the Boston Blazers, a professional lacrosse team, the halftime festivities included a sexually supercharged promotion. Three ladies in heels and short skirts lined up and took turns performing lap dances on the team’s mascot Scorch in a too hot for the jumbotron adult contest. What!?!
Yes, there is video and yes there were many children in attendence.
Andre Agassi auctions a peek at nude cell pic of wife Steffi Graf for charity
Tennis legend Andre Agassi was in Taiwan for a charity event / fund raiser. In a burst of sudden insane inspiration he offered a peek at his wife Steffi Graf in the buff via a pic saved on his cell phone. The price was $4,000 and a middle-aged man was more than willing to fork over the cash for a peek at some candid Graf.
Check out the video and decide for yourself if Andre’s move was a wonderful gesture for charity or a total bonehead husband decision.
VIDEO: Grizzlies vs. Bobcats game with less than 1,000 fans
What do you get when you mix a bad team, a major storm, and the BCS title game? Less than 1,000 fans in attendance for the Bobcats game in Charlotte last night. See a great video uploaded on YouTube by one of the die hards in attendance as you hear the home team victory announcement followed by an awkward silence while viewing thousands and thousands of empty seats.
VIDEO Taiwanese NMA.tv’s CGI animation of Brett Favre sexual harassment lawsuit
Just in case you weren’t clear about the details in the recent sexual harassment lawsuit filed by massage therapists Christina Scavo and Shannon O’Toole against NFL quarterback Brett Favre the wonderful folks at Next Media Animation (NMA.tv) have provided yet another one of their Pulitzer-worthy CGI animations to illustrate exactly what happened!
Brett Favre has more text message “bad intentions”
Another Brett Favre sex text scandal! Reeling from the crotch photos story that broke in October, Brett Favre is in trouble again over his provocative text messages. Two former massage therapists who worked for the New York Jets in 2008, Christina Scavo and Shannon O’Toole, are suing the football player for sexual harassment. Scavo complains…
Brett Favre allegedly requested a video of Jenn Sterger masturbating
While NFL commissioner Roger Goodell drags his feet on taking disciplinary action on Brett Favre more and more scandalous reports surface in the ol’ sexting a photo of his penis to Jenn Sterger controversy. The latest alleged no-no involves a little request from the waffling QB for a video of Miss Sterger pleasuring herself. Could the NFL just make a decision and quit doing their own Brett Favre impersonation already?!?
PHOTOS Paris Hilton is the new sponsor for the SuperMartXé VIP motorcycle racing team
You’d think as a celebrity blogger I’d get tired of pictures of things between Paris Hilton’s legs, but the range of objects (and people) are so diverse I keep coming back for more!
The hot and throbbing thigh sandwich du jour this time around is a pink, white and baby blue motorcycle! The life-sized Barbie bike is from Paris Hilton’s new SuperMartXé VIP MotoGP racing team. Keep reading for lots of photos of Paris looking good and looking not so good!
Cowboys QB Tony Romo engaged to Candice Crawford
The AP has confirmed that injured Dallas Cowboy QB Tony Romo has gotten engaged to his girlfriend Candice Crawford. Crawford is the younger sister of actor Chace Crawford and is a Dallas area sports reporter. Read on for the deets from deep in the heart of Texas
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VIDEO Metrodome roof collapses from snow!
Heavy snow in Minnesota proved too much for The Metrodome’s inflatable roof Sunday morning causing it to implode and release massive amounts of snow, ice and water onto the field! Keep reading to see the amazing video recorded from inside The Metrodome capturing the moment of the implosion!
PHOTOS RHOA’s Kim Zolciak confirms she is pregnant!
Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak has confirmed with Life & Style magazine that she is pregnant with Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann’s baby, confirming what was thought to just be a rumor started by Kim’s ex lesbian lover DJ Tracy Young! The father is Kim’s boyfriend of six months, Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann. Keep reading for all the details and find out if the RHOA Atlanta will have another shotgun wedding any time soon!
Tiger Woods comes out of the tweet closet
Without question I can officially state that Tiger Woods has survived his scandals and tribulations in tact and is ready to return to golfing prominence. How can I be so sure? Well the dude has finally started using his Twitter account y’all!
Find out who he’s following and his first major twitter insight involving phone conversations and shorts.
VIDEO Eva Longoria, Tony Parker, Erin Barry and Brent Barry together
See a video of Eva Longoria Parker, Tony Parker, Erin Barry, Brent Barry and the Barry’s son riding together during the 2007 Spurs River Parade in San Antonio. It was reported today that Tony Parker had an affair with Erin Barry, wife of Tony’s Spurs teammate Brent.
PHOTOS Erin Barry, alleged mistress of Tony Parker
It’s hard to imagine anything ugly within a 3 foot radius of Eva Longoria Parker, but details are emerging about her split from husband Tony Parker and it’s not pretty. See pictures and a read a bio of ONE of his alleged mistresses Erin Barry, wife of Tony’s San Antonio Spurs teammate Brent Barry. (I told you this was ugly!)
Eva Longoria Parker and Tony Parker file for divorce
After lots of speculation and rumors actress Eva Longoria Parker and NBA basketball star Tony Parker officially filed for divorce Wednesday ending one of celebridom’s most storybook romances and ruining the chances of one of Earth’s most beautiful babies ever being born.
UPDATE – Tony cheated on Eva with more than one woman!
DeSean Jackson says Michael Vick led Eagles were like caged pit bulls
Philadelphia Eagles receiver DeSean Jackson used possibly the most ill advised metaphor in sports history last night when describing his team’s motivation following a pregame scuffle. The Eagles are now led by QB Michael Vick who pleaded guilty to various crimes involving pit bulls including dog fighting, torture and vicious murdering of some of the dogs. Vick probably would have slept better after his historic Monday night performance if his teammate Jackson hadn’t described his team as, “caged pit bulls.”
Kim Zolciak met boyfriend Kroy Biermann at “Dancing Stars of Atlanta,” admired his assets
We are lucky little kittens! Kim Zolciak met her beloved Atlanta Falcon defensive end Kroy Biermann, (with whom she may or may not be having a love child with) while filming Sheree’s foray into “Dancing Stars of Atlanta” for Bravo’s cameras! Kroy was Sheree’s main competition, and while Sheree did really well he smoked her…
Why did Kendra Wilkinson leave her husband Hank Baskett for Hollywood? Will they divorce?
It’s not a typical move for a newlywed wife and her newborn son, but Kendra Wilkinson Baskett just moved away from her husband Hank Baskett to live in L.A. Hank is currently residing in Minnesota and playing for the Vikings, while Kendra is hanging in Hollywood . . . to further her own career? There…
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PHOTOS Yes, Palestine has bodybuilders too
Just in case you thought dudes getting ridiculously pumped up, slathering themselves in oil, putting on a tiny pair of jockey shorts and flexing in front of other guys that look the same was uniquely American, I offer these eye-opening photos from a bodybuilding competition in Gaza City October 29, 2010.
Can you say Yasser Aralean?
Happy 69th birthday Dick Trickle!
Here at Starcasm we aren’t too big on the ol’ birthday posts but when the man, the myth, the legend, Dick Trickle turns 69 you bet your Heilig Meyers furniture lovin’ backsides we’re gonna pay tribute!
We’ve got video of “The Man” lighting up a smoke during a caution, the hilarious 0 for 243 Napa Auto Parts ad, background info and more on the White Night. The only REAL Dick sporting legend whose glory days came in the state of Wisconsin!
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VIDEO – SNL Brett Favre Wrangler commericial rips off “Wangler” YouTube video
Last night SNL had a kind-of funny video spoofing Brett Favre and his notorious privates using a Wrangler commercial. He’s the official spokesman for the new crotchless variety, and is seen playing awkward football with his buds while wearing them: It looks like SNL probably got their idea from this Cheap Shots YouTube video featuring…
PHOTOS Tiki Barber shows off trophy mistress Traci Johnson at UNICEF charity event
Tiki Barber’s wife of eleven years Ginny Barber was eight months pregnant with twins when the former NFL running back left her behind for 23-year-old Traci Johnson, a blond bombshell and former NBC intern. Since that time Tiki and his new gal have seemingly been in hiding, thanks in large part to T.B.’s sudden lack of employment opportunities. But the lovely couple made a very public appearance Wednesday in New York City at a UNICEF charity event, and we have the photos! Also, we took the opportunity to present Tiki with one of our most prestigious awards!
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VIDEO Deanna Favre addresses Jenn Sterger/Brett Favre penis photos scandal on GMA
Deanna Favre went on Good Morning America this morning to discuss her new new book The Cure for the Chronic Life and agreed to talk briefly about the scandal involving text messages, voice mails and obscene photos allegedly sent by her husband Brett Favre to Jets reporter Jenn Sterger two years ago. Keep reading to see the full interview.
Is Mark Sanchez dating reporter Lindsay McCormick?
Page Six of The New York Post is reporting that New York Jets QB Mark Snachez has set his handsome eyes on sports reporter Lindsay McCormick. So who is this young blonde bombshell that is the latest target for Mark’s deep in routes?
See photos and videos of the beautiful young reporter who is denying the rumors of a romance with the J-E-T-S Jets , Jets, Jets QB!
Junior Seau arrested for domestic violence, drives SUV off a cliff
12-time NFL Pro-Bowler Junior Seau was arrested in San Diego early this morning on domestic violence charges and within hours of his release at 3:20 a.m. he drove his SUV off of a cliff. Law enforcement officials report that he sustained injuries int he accident and he has been transported to a local hospital.
VIDEO Brett Favre hit in the groin with a football at Vikings practice
It seems obvious from the headlines over the last couple weeks that Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre is very proud of his penis. In addition to allegedly sending pictures of his Adrian Peterson to Jets reporter Jenn Sterger, he also apparently thought it could catch a football.
Wrong.
Keep reading to see Favre’s latest fumble as well as an explanation of why it’s funny by comic historian Homer Simpson!
Jenn Sterger tweets thanks for support during Favre scandal
Jenn Sterger, the woman at the heart of the current Brett Favre penis pics scandal, has gone to her Twitter account to say thanks to her supporters. See what she had to tweet in what has to be a stressful and difficult time for the photogenic sportscaster.
Alleged Brett Favre penis photos sent to Jenn Sterger released by Deadspin
Deadspin.com broke the story in early August that future NFL Hall of Fame quarterback Brett Favre had allegedly sent pictures of his penis to Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger.
Read all the MySpace messages and transcripts of the voicemails and click on over to watch the full Favre Monty video on Deadspin if you dare!
VIDEOS: Randy Moss old school Vikings highlights
In one of the biggest and surprising in-season trades in NFL history, ESPN insider extraordinaire Adam Schefter is confirming that Randy Moss is being dealt from the Patriots back to his original team the Minnesota Vikings. Folks in Minnesota are on fire with anticipation of the return of handy Randy. To send them and his fantasy owners over the top check out our collection of incredible old school Randy Moss Vikings highlights!
Rachel Uchitel’s upskirt provides a Tiger’s eye view
Tiger Woods mistress number one provided the world a Tiger’s eye view of her goodies after enjoying a little grub in L.A. Friday night.
I would have thought the infamous night club manager would know the sacred rule of not letting the paparazzi catch a shot of your ladiness while getting into and out of a car. Alass, Rachel seemed oblivious to that formidable combination of a lack of panties, a tight leather skirt, and a seasoned celebrity photographer! Check out the SFW photos right here.
Bridget Moynahan moves on from Tom Brady with director McG
It’s been a long 5-years since Bridget Moynahan’s spiteful split with NFL QB Tom Brady. Since that time Brady has grown a Bieber haircut and made a baby with supermodel Gisele Bundchen while Moynahan spun her love wheels waiting for a new Mr. Right. Well it looks like Bridget has finally found love after T.B. with Charlie’s Angels director McG. Yes he calls himself McG!
VIDEO: Michael Jordan draft day interview
Back in 1984 the Chicago Bulls drafted the reigning college basketball player of the year Michael Jordan 3rd overall behind Hakeen Olajuwan and Sam Bowie. The team knew they had a real good player on their hands but who could have foreseen that they had just drafted the man who would become the greatest to ever play the game.
Check out the rare video and full transcript of the draft day interview with his Airness from way back in 1984!