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The Situation’s Taltos twins auctioning a date on eBay #TWINNING

ByAsa Hawks

For all of you out there too lazy to hit the gym enough to get The Situation’s infamous abs, here’s another way you can be like Mike – by winning a date with the Taltos Twins! That’s right, the dynamic blonde duo that launched the #TWINNING craze by hooking up with The Situation (and Deena, and…) in Florence during Season 4 of Jersey Shore are offering you the chance to, ummmm, do what The Sitch did. Keep reading for all the auction details and a link to the auction so you can put in the twinning bid!

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Judge William Adams has opinions on TV and inmates too

ByDarren O

Judge William Adams is arguably the most despised person on the internet following a video showing him violently beating and berating his disabled daughter. I was able to dig up an old article from 1999 that shines a little more light on Bill’s general attitude to his fellow man. This time the ones in his sights are inmates, TV, and bland prison food. Read on to fall further in love with William.

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PHOTO Kim Kardashian counsels little girl in Australia

ByStarcasm Staff

Soon after Kim Kardashian announced she had filed for divorce from husband Kris Humphries she hopped a plane to the opposite side of the globe for some planned appearances in Australia. One of those appearances was at the David Jones department store in Sydney where fans lined up to meet Kim and sister Khloe, including a little girl who seemed enamored by Kim. Keep reading to see a picture and find out what I imagine the two were talking about.

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The Hunger Games Primer: Meet Josh Hutcherson as Peeta Mellark

ByRuby Turpin

Peeta Mellark is the sad-eyed boy with the good soul who saved Katniss’s life once in District 12 and is ready to do it again and again in the Hunger Games. But how far will Katniss go in taking advantage of Peeta’s devotion to her? How far will Peeta be willing to go? How long will his gentle soul last in the brutal world of the Hunger Games?

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MUG SHOT 83-year-old male prostitute busted neck kissin’

ByDarren O

In these difficult financial times a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. Even if this means turning to the world’s oldest profession as an octogenarian male prostitute. Deuce Bigalow, this is your future sir!

Find out how Mr. Ben Clifford Dawson got busted in this episode of Law & Order AARP.

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Snooki claims that The Situation is broke, Mob Wives are nut jobs

ByDarren O

If you’re lonely and need special attention it’s a pop culture fact that Jersey Shore’s Snooki gives great interview. In a recent sit down with GQ the best selling author and reality star lets us in on the woman behind the tan. The interview meanders from here to there, much like Snooki after a few mixed drinks but there were two comments that I particularly enjoyed. One was about The Sitch being broke and the other has to do with my girls from Mob Wives. Still Jersday at da ‘Casm peeps!

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VIDEO Texas family law judge savagely beats disabled daughter

ByDarren O

I’ve had to report on a lot of horrible parenting here but nothing I’ve ever seen has outraged me as much as the following brutal and unjustifiable clip. Judge William Adams from Texas, a man who serves in a public seat of judgment is shown beating his daughter, who suffers from Cerebral Palsy, with a belt in a rage-filled scene. Her mother joins in berating her verbally and physically and to hear both of their pathetic excuses now will make your blood boil.

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Photos of Mariah Yeater, Justin Bieber’s alleged baby mama; plus, she covers Star Magazine

ByStarcasm Staff

If you were wondering “who did Justin Bieber allegedly get pregnant?” then here’s your answer! These are MySpace photos of Mariah Yeater, the 20-year-old California woman who claims she had a brief sexual fling with the Biebs in a backstage bathroom after his concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles in October of last year. Mariah now has a three-month old son and she has filed a lawsuit claiming Justin Bieber is the father!

Meanwhile, Justin’s reps deny he’s a Bieber Daddy.

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PHOTOS – Kim Kardashian’s somber post-divorce red carpet look

ByStarcasm Staff

Kim Kardashian stepped out for the first time Wednesday night since she filed for divorce Monday. She appeared looking somber with sister Khloe dressed down from her usual bright-colored and sexy style for the Kardashian Kollection handbag launch at Hugo’s in Sydney, Australia.

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PHOTOS The “Work of Art” Andy Cohen doodle collection

ByAsa Hawks

Bravo really missed a golden opportunity when they didn’t cast their own Andy Cohen as one of the contestants on the second season of their popular reality competition Work of Art! This mild-mannered and jovial network producer and host of Watch What Happens: Live! has got some serious museum-quality doodling skillz, and for the first time ever, we’ve assembled a complete collection of his known works!

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Jersey Shore Season 5 preview video clip, to premiere January 5

ByAsa Hawks

The Jersey Shore crew are returning to Seaside Heights and returning to your television screens for Season 5 on January 5, 2012 according to the official announcement made by MTV earlier today. Keep reading to watch the amazing preview clip in which Pauly D overcelebrates his return Stateside by tanning, tanning, and tanning some more. The result? “I burnt my whole face off!”

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Baseball Wives hits home run by casting Anna Benson

ByDarren O

If there was one lady that VH1 had to land for their show Baseball Wives it absolutely had to be the most infamous of all, Anna Benson. Anna’s been out of the fierce spotlight for a while now but when she hit it big she literally changed the baseball world having been the only female non-athlete to ever appear on the cover of The Sporting News. Photos, bio, interview and more for the hard to forget Georgia peach, Anna Benson.

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PHOTO Lindsay Lohan headed back to jail

ByDarren O

Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan returned to court today after Judge Stephanie Sautner ripped her a new one during her hearing back on Oct 19. Lindsay conceded today to having violated her probation while her attorney Shawn Holley argued for LiLo to receive as little jail time as possible. Enough of the formalities. So how much time will the future Playboy poser be spending behind bars this time!?! Read on to find out…

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Gosselin situation bares asking, ‘Should young children be a part of reality TV?’

ByDarren O

A producer who worked on many TLC programs including Jon & Kate Plus 8 was arrested for being in possession of material that contained a visual representation of a minor engaging in sexual activity. Jon Gosselin is ‘freaked out’ about this and is greatly concerned about what this man may have seen of his children and the possibility that he distributed raw footage from the show. This troubling story highlights the ongoing question of whether or not young children should be a part of reality TV. Read on for Jon’s thoughts and give us your opinion on the topic.

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Hills Housewife Lisa Vander-pumps up the jam with Lionel Richie

ByDarren O

Money can’t buy you class and we know to never be tardy for the party but Beverly Hills Housewife Lisa Vanderpump wants to know if you’ll still love her tomorrow after hearing her first single. Ahhhhhh yes, another Housewife has ventured into the world of music as one of my personal favorites has teamed up with none other than Lionel Richie to lay down a version of the classic Carole King smash hit “Will You Love Me Tomorrow?” Take a listen to a snippet of the song.

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Kris Jenner had a torrid affair with a young dude during her marriage to Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, and Rob’s dad

ByStarcasm Staff

One day after her prized daughter Kim’s very public marriage became a very public divorce on Halloween, Kris (nee Houghton) Jenner’s biography came out, and it reveals quite a lot! For starters, she cheated on an unnamed PGA golfer (who was 12 years older than her when she started dating him at 17) with the late Robert Kardashian. Then, years later into her marriage Robert, she had a torrid affair with a guy named Ryan 10 years younger than her

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Kim Kardashian’s letter to her fans about her divorce from Kris Humphries

ByAsa Hawks

Read Kim Kardashian’s lengthy “Message To My Fans” in which she defends the authenticity of her marriage to Kris Humphries, which came to an end on Monday when Kim filed for divorce only 72 days after her elaborate wedding. In the “message” Kim contests claims that the wedding was just a big publicity/marketing stunt that made her tons of money and says she is just a “hopeless romantic” who possibly “rushed in to something too soon.”

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VIDEO PHOTOS Meet Baseball Wives’ Brooke Villone

ByDarren O

VH1 is serving up another round of their Wives franchise and this time we’re dealing with ladies of the diamond in Baseball Wives. I’m going to profile up each of the cast members that will be on the show and first up is model Brooke Villone. Brooke is married to Ron “Suitcase” Villone who has tied the major league record for having pitched for the most franchises (12). Photos, video, bio and more of the lovely Pittsburgh native.

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VIDEO Compelling evidence that Jersey Shore is fake

ByDarren O

A comedian by the name of Sean Klitzner has what he believes to be irrefutable proof that Jersey Shore is a staged show. Catch his break down of a scene from the most recent season in which it appears clearly evident that a producer of the show instigated a bar fight scene involving Snooki and Deena. Decide for yourself but I have to admit he convinced me!

PHOTO – Jessica Simpson is a “Mummy” for Halloween; confirms pregnancy

ByStarcasm Staff

Jessica Simpson didn’t get the rumored $500,000 to confirm her pregnancy. (She doesn’t need it anyway, girl is literally rolling around in money.)

Instead, she posed dressed as a mummy for Halloween and made an “announcement” via Twitter linking to her website where she is very “mummified” in the British sense of the word. Congrats to Jessica!

Kim Richards poses with boyfriend Ken Blumenfeld in a photo from his Facebook page
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PHOTOS Kim Richards’ boyfriend Ken Blumenfeld from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

ByAsa Hawks

There was a lot of fanfare in tonight’s episode of The Real housewives of Beverly Hills as Lisa Vanderpump celebrated her daughter Pandora’s engagement with a lavish party at family friend Mohamed Hadid’s mansion that included a living (floundering) mermaid, belly dancers, spray tattoos and an indoor Moroccan tent. But, the real fanfare was happening across town as Kim Richards had a quiet dinner with… HER BOYFRIEND! Keep reading to meet Ken, the dark-haired mystery man from the “backroads” who met Kim after hanging out around her mailbox. (???)

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PHOTOS Teen Moms and their kids in their actual Halloween costumes!

ByAsa Hawks

We had a little fun creating Photoshop costume suggestions for cast members of Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2, but old hallow’s eve has finally arrived and now we’re happy to share the real deal! Keep reading to see the Teen Mom kiddies (and mommies!) at their cute, scary, and super cool candy grabbin’ best! Includes Jace, Bentley, Isaac, Aliannah, Aleeah, Aubree and Sophia. (We will continue to update as more photos come in.)

PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s divorce papers / documents
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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s divorce papers / documents

ByAsa Hawks

The celebrisphere was rocked earlier today when the announcement was made that Kim Kardashian was filing for divorce from her husband Kris Humphries after only 72 days. Keep reading to see photos of the actual papers filed by Kim Kardashian this morning in Los Angeles Superior Court with a bullet point transcript of the highlights.

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Throwback Farrah Abraham modeling photos from ‘The Lost Photo Shoot’

ByAsa Hawks

Check out these great professional modeling photos of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham taken in 2009 featuring Farrah at Vala’s Pumpkin Patch in Nebraska posing in front of rustic backdrops and some amazingly vibrant fall foliage. The pictures were taken by photographer Jaye Ott just a few months before he shot Farrah for the now famous “Art of American Motorcycles” calendar and except for a few exceptions, have never been seen before!

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PHOTOS Kelly Ripa, Nick Lachey do wedding of Kim Kardashian, Kris Humpries on day of divorce announcement

ByDarren O

Sometimes in the world of entertainment you just cant help but have some bad timing. This was the case for Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey who played Halloween wedding day dress up as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries on the day that their divorce was announced. D’oh! They actually did a pretty good job for their Halloween Regis and Kelly special as you can see from these photos, especially the unique means by which they made Nick look Humphries-tall.

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PHOTOS Teen Mom’s Kailyn Lowry and Jo Rivera have Isaac ready to roar for Halloween

ByDarren O

We all know that the mighty lion is the king of the jungle and it looks like a mighty adorable Isaac is the king of Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry’s world for Halloween. See two sweet photos of Isaac as a lion posted by his daddy Jo Rivera and discover why you shouldn’t let that cute facade fool you!

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Gwen Stefani was the belle of Kate Hudson’s Halloween bash in stunning Cinderella costume

ByStarcasm Staff

This is the Cinderella dress that kicks the ass of all others! Gwen Stefani showed us all how a decadent fairytale princess rolls in the Disney-inspired powder blue Cinderella gown.

Disney’s version is so vanilla compared to this creation with all the gold and embellishments.

Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen in Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein costumes
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PHOTOS Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen in Lily and Herman Munster costumes

ByAsa Hawks

Former Real Housewives of New York City stars Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen aren’t going to let a little firing get in their way of having a blast! The couple livened up the red carpet at the Pop Art Halloween event last night in hilarious Lily and Herman Munster costumes.

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PHOTOS Snooki’s elaborate leopard Halloween costume

ByAsa Hawks

Can you say, “Purrrrrrrsy Shore?” You will be after checking out Guidette sex kitten Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi in her leopard themed Halloween costume, which included some rather amazing body and face makeup! Snooki was spotted (in more ways than one) in the costume at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas last night where she was hosting the evening Halloween’s festivities. Keep reading for lots of photos, including some of Snooki getting the makeup applied.

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PHOTO Bethenny Frankel in a Hello Kitty Halloween costume

ByAsa Hawks

The celebrity Halloween costume parade continues as former Real Housewife and current business mogulista Bethenny Frankel struts her Skinny Girl frame in a Hello Kitty costume at Heidi Klum’s annual Halloween bash Saturday night. Keep reading for all the amazing technicolor dreamleggings glory!

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PHOTOS Camille Grammer in a pirate Halloween costume

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Camille Grammer continues to do everything right after a rough first season in which she came across as the main villainesse of the show. The blond bombshell is not only gracefully sitting back and letting her cast mates duke it out week after week, but she’s also seemed to master the all-important celebrity art of… wearing an awesome Halloween costume! Keep reading to see Camille looking bucca-near perfect as a sexy pirate at the 18th Annual Dream Halloween charity event Saturday night. Also, Camille’s son and daughter came along in costumes of their own!

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian in a Poison Ivy costume at Midori Melon Green Halloween Party at Lavo

ByAsa Hawks

The two things I look forward to most at Halloween are eating the leftover Snicker’s bars I didn’t hand out to the neighborhood kids and Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costumes! I’ll be waiting on those Snicker bars until late Monday night, but the visual feast of Kim Kardashian in costume has begun! Keep reading to see Kim’s latest venture into the DC Universe as the Queen of Green, Poison Ivy!

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Paris Hilton dresses up as She-Ra for Halloween

ByStarcasm Staff

Paris Hilton dressed as She-Ra for a Halloween party! This is one of the best costumes eva!

She-Ra, (who is He-Man’s sister) is the essence of girl power excellent combined with pop star sexiness. She gets her super powers from a sword, and has a secret birthright. Girls raised in the ’80s (like me and Paris) understand the full awesomeness of this costume.

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Amy Winehouse drank herself to death during a single binge; how many drinks does it take to kill?

ByStarcasm Staff

The coroner’s report is finally back on Amy Winehouse’s cause of death at age 27 this July, and it turns out she drank herself to death in one binge, an extreme behavior that happens on college campuses all over the world. It’s called alcohol poisoning, and it kills indiscriminately.

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PHOTOS JWoww wears sexy gangster Halloween costume to Pimp ‘N’ Ho Ball

ByAsa Hawks

Jenni “JWoww” Farley was the host for last night’s annual Pimp ‘N’ Ho Ball in Las Vegas and the Jersey Shore bombshell arrived looking a bit pimp-ish and ho-ish in a revealing retro gangster costume complete with penstripe mini-dress, matching fedora, and black-and-white wing-tip high heels! Keep reading for all the Jenni Hoffa you can handle, as well as her underboss for the evening, boyfriend Roger Matthews.

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BIO PHOTOS VIDEO Meet Antone Davis: Biggest Loser Season 12

ByRuby Turpin

When the folks at Biggest Loser decided to cast another world class athlete to the show, they must have been shaking in their shoes. Rulon Gardner used the show to get a little publicity and then walked away when he didn’t feel like playing along any more. But it is crystal clear that Antone Davis is no Rulon Gardner. And, that’s a very good thing.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Kandi Burress with young Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling on MMC

ByAsa Hawks

Here’s a blast from the past triple shot, Disney-style! Check out this amazing clip of a Mickey Mouse Club intro from their episode featuring Xscape, which includes singer (and future The Real Housewives of Atlanta star) Kandi Burress. The group is practicing a song a cappella when they are graciously interrupted by MMC boy stars Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling!

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PHOTOS Sinead O’Connor gets new Jesus tattoo, shaves head, bear hugs Deborah Harry

ByAsa Hawks

What’s the best way to follow up making national headlines by threatening suicide on Twitter? Get a HUGE Jesus tattoo on your chest, shave your head and squeeze a reluctant Deborah Harry as hard as you can! At least that’s the approach of Irish songstress Sinead O’Connor, who stole the show on the red carpet at last night’s amfAR Inspiration Gala in Los Angeles.

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VIDEO Beavis and Butt-Head lampoon Jersey Shore, 16 & Pregnant

ByDarren O

We’re pretty darn good at lampooning and evaluating reality TV here at the ‘Casm but after watching last night’s return of Beavis and Butt-Head I realize we’ve got a long way to go to reach their couch blasting zen. I was lmfao from the first likenesses of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart as Beavis and Butt-Head watched in whispering disbelief. “How come chicks like that crap?” It inspires the dubious pair to become undead because this would make them irresistible to women. But this paled in comparison to their riffing on MTV’s own reality TV world. Check out the full episode with highlights and catch the best Deena Jersey Shore zing I’ve ever heard.

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Justin Bieber to help ball drop after “balls dropped”

ByDarren O

According to Justin Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun his Under the Mistletoe Christmas album will prove to be his most seductive because his “balls have dropped.” Read on for how Braun came to his conclusion, why the Biebs agrees with his assessment and how this ball dropping will lead to an assist for another ball drop in New York City.

PHOTOS 8 Hunger Games character posters released

ByAsa Hawks

Lionsgate has released official character poster for eight of the characters from its much-anticipated, sure-to-be-blockbuster film The Hunger Games. The dark, sleek posters feature the profiles of Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Haymitch, Effie, Cinna, Rue and Cato and were released to eight different web sites earlier today. Keep reading for all eight posters and see if they measure up to what you imagined while reading the books!

PHOTO – Jessica Simpson shows off baby bump, asked $500,000 to confirm pregnancy?

ByStarcasm Staff

Jessica Simpson has been rumored to have a baby in her oven, and reportedly confirmed it to OK Magazine for a cover story. She supposedly told a “source” “Well, now I can eat anything I want and no one will care. It’s just sort of a rule with pregnant women.” That could be a joke, and not a confirmation, and it wasn’t even a direct quote.

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“The pinnacle of ingenuity and innovation”? Australia issues $1 million coin made with $55 million worth of gold

ByStarcasm Staff

Perth Mint chief executive Ed Harbuz calls it “the pinnacle of ingenuity and innovation,” but this idea sounds crazy silly to me.

Australia’s Perth Mint had produced a $1 million (in Australian currency) coin made almost entirely of gold (99.99% to be exact.) The weight? A ton. This is a $1 million coin that’s made of a ton of gold. When you think for a minute how high gold is these days, logic starts to deconstruct.

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Teen Mom Jenelle Evans and son Jace in minor car accident

ByAsa Hawks

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is currently in the hospital receiving treatment for injuries sustained after her SUV ran into a light pole in a shopping center parking lot in North Carolina earlier today. Keep reading for the sketchy details, including what Jenelle had to say about the accident via Twitter.

Frances Bean Cobain engaged to Kurt Cobain lookalike, rocker Isaiah Silva

ByStarcasm Staff

OC Weekly suspected as much a few days ago (from a little Facebook sleuthing), and it’s now been confirmed to People that Frances Bean Cobain is engaged to The Rambles front-man Isaiah Silva (who also bears a striking resemblance to her deceased father Kurt Cobain.) The above photo is of the pair looking hipster-adorable this April. Obviously Frances has good taste in boys AND cold drinks. I’ll take one of both.

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VIDEO Vintage Swayze had Pabst Blue Ribbon on his mind

ByDarren O

In a time way before hipsters claimed Pabst Blue Ribbon as their own anti-beer my old man and Patrcik Swayze knew the value of a cold PBR! In what is now my very favorite vintage advertisement clip we have the late and legendary Patrick Swayze geared up and going disco in HD as he has Saturday Night Fever and Pabst Blue Ribbon on his mind. Check out the 1979 glory that includes who is rumored to be his widow, Lisa Niemi.

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PHOTO Teen Mom Jenelle Evans in her sexy cop Halloween costume

ByAsa Hawks

I’ve been writing posts about Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans ever since she was just a “foul-mouthed firecracker” in the preview trailer for the second season of 16 and Pregnant. I’ve been typing away through all of her highs (***ahem***) and her many lows (#delper), but none of that could prepare me for this photo of Jenelle wearing her “sexy cop” Halloween costume!

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Michael Lohan’s epic 3rd story leap fail ends in another arrest

ByDarren O

“Life is like a bunch of Lohans, you never know what you’re gonna get.”

Michael Lohan is back in the same jail he walked out of less than 24 hours ago. He broke a court ordered mandate following his run in with Kate Major and this time he took it next level moron in his attempt to elude the cops.

“Lohan is as Lohan does.”

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Was Jacqueline Laurita a stripper in Vegas?

ByDarren O

Time for some Thursday morning Tabloidegery as In Touch magazine is running with a story that Real Housewife of New Jersey’s Jacqueline Laurita used to be a stripper in Vegas. Before you just write this off as tabloid fodder there is another source claiming the same. Danielle Staub!!! Well, I guess that doesn’t help too much with the whole “credibility” thing either. Anywho, read on for the story in which an interesting reason is provided for Jacqueline’s no-show at the reunion.

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VIDEOS PHOTOS Kyle Richards in the 1989 slasher movie ‘Curfew’

ByAsa Hawks

Kim Richards isn’t the only Richards sister with an acting career! Check out these amazing videos clips of a 17-year-old Kyle Richards in the 1989 slasher movie Curfew! You just can’t beat big hair, stone-washed denim mini skirts, and lots of blood! It’s a Real Housewives of Beverly Hilloween!

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Which Boyfriend Distracted Anna Kournikova at Wimbledon?

ByRuby Turpin

When Anna Kournikova called out Jessica and Ramon on Biggest Loser 12 and reminded them of how distracting relationships can be, she used herself as a cautionary tale. She said that she had found it impossible to focus when her boyfriend was in the stands during a match at Wimbledon. Really? So who was this man who could break Anna’s laser focus?

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Miley Cyrus records a song for the Bob Dylan Amnesty International tribute CD

ByAsa Hawks

Can you say “Bob Dylannah Montana?”

It is being reported 18-year-old pop singer, and former star of Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus has cut a track for the upcoming tribute CD Chimes of Freedom: Songs of Bob Dylan Honoring 50 Years of AMNESTY International, due out in early 2012. Ahhhhh, the times are indeed a-changin’!