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MTV announces Jersey Shore Season 6 to premiere October 4 at 10PM

ByAsa Hawks

It’s official — the sixth and final season of Jersey Shore has a premiere date! David Janollari, Head of MTV Programming, made the announcement during the network’s presentation at the Summer 2012 Television Critics Association Press Tour earlier today that the beginning of the end will be October 4. Janollari also officially announced Snooki & JWoww would be returning for a second season (something we revealed more than a week ago) as well as Money For Strangers. Not on the list of shows coming back for a sophomore season was Jersey Shore spin-off The Pauly D Project. Keep reading for the press release with all the details! #JerzdaysAreBack

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PHOTOS Hugh Jackman as Wolverine or maybe Bigfoot or maybe Yukon Cornelius…

ByAsa Hawks

No, the Discovery Channel isn’t launching a new reality series called Yukon Men — oh wait, they are? Well these photos aren’t from that, they’re from the second day of filming for The Wolverine starring a bushy-faced Hugh Jackman as everyone’s favorite ill-tempered human can opener. Check out the pics and find out a little bit about the plot for the newest Wolverine installment.

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Snooki nude photos allegedly leaked by ex-boyfriend, but which one?

ByLindsay

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was caught up in the middle of a nude photo scandal a few months ago and up until now, no one knew who had leaked the pics. Many thought it was Snooki’s most outspoken ex-boyfriend, Emilio Masella, who she met while filming Jersey Shore, but as it turns out he’s innocent but another one of her former lovers is alllegedly not.

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Jessica Biel talks turning 30, aging anxieties, and not rushing her wedding

ByStarcasm Staff

30-year-old Jessica Biel is at an exciting place in her life. She’s engaged to Justin Timberlake (who wouldn’t be stoked?) and she plays Melina in the Total Recall reboot (out this weekend.)

But event though she’s a successful starlet with one of the most drooled-after men on her arm, she still has insecurities like the rest of us. In fact, turning 30 had a major impact on her. It really made her think about aging, and even death.

She told The Chicago Sun-Times:

VIDEO Jill Zarin says shapewear helps “normalize” the bodies of teenage girls
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VIDEO Jill Zarin says shapewear helps “normalize” the bodies of teenage girls

ByLindsay

Jill Zarin has put her foot in her mouth — is anyone surprised? As fans of Real Housewives of New York know, this former reality star has her own shapewear line Skweez Couture. Some might think that the brand is aimed at 40-something women who are beginning to lose their shape, but according to Jill, the brand isn’t aimed at any age in particular and every woman, including teens, can benefit from her product. See a video of Jill and her daughter explaining how shapewear is a must for teen girls and helps “normalize” their bodies.

HERO Neighbor’s Chihuahua locates 2 lost girls in Georgia forest

ByBilly Devon

2 young girls got lost in the woods near their home in Newnan, GA on Monday. They were missing for 2 hours as police and firefighters searched for them. They weren’t located until neighbor Carvin Young let his little Chihuahua, Bell, go on the search. See a great local news report on a story reminding us all that dogs rule and there’s nothing quite like a good neighbor.

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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison need ‘Couples Therapy’

ByDarren O

I was actually starting to feel a little bad for age-gapped lovers Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison as month after month passed by without their dream being reached. Then, like manna from reality Heaven, VH1 reached down and gave them the joy they always longed for…

To be cast on a reality TV show.

Ariane Bellamar Playboy Bunny photo
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Beverly Hills Nannies mom Ariane Bellamar’s adorably perfectest paparazzi photos ever

ByAsa Hawks

Check out Beverly Hills Nannies mom Ariane Bellamar looking like a tall drink of sweet lemonade returning home from Whole Foods wearing a little yellow and black dress and carrying a bouquet of freshly cut yellow flowers. I feel downright refreshed!

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PHOTO Spanish women’s water polo player suffers Olympics’ first wardrobe malfunction!

ByAsa Hawks

What’s a huge televised sporting event without a woman’s boob popping out? (Cue: Janet Jackson’s “Nasty Girl”)

NBC had a D’ohlympics moment during a rare, non-tape-delayed segment (otherwise known as “live”) of the women’s water polo match between Spain and the United Steats States. NBC cut to an underwater view of the action and just as the broadcaster commented, ‘You see a lot of suit grabbing going on underwater,’ US player Kamie Craig tugged on an opposing Spanish player’s swimsuit, exposing her la sandia (aka watermelon) (aka breast) for the world to see. Meanwhile, the network is being accused of some rather dramatic editing on their tape-delayed broadcast of the women’s gymnastics competition in order to ramp up the suspense artificially.

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PHOTOS Katy Perry and John Mayer out together in Hollywood

ByDarren O

There’s been speculation for a while now that pop stars Katy Perry and John Mayer were an item. We now have the closest thing to proof as the two were photographed together following an alleged dinner date at the famous Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood last night. Check the tow out as they headed out and read what someone inside the hot spot said about the romantic canoodling that was going on between the two.

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MUG SHOTS That one about K-Y Jelly and a Walmart in Kansas

ByDarren O

Julian Call, 22, and Tina Gianakon, 35, seen above, were arrested after they decided to get their freak on at a Walmart in Hutchinson, Kansas. Not only were they busted for lewd conduct but the couple was popped for lube conduct as well as they “borrowed” some K-Y Jelly that was then used in their always low prices foray. See al the glorious mug shots including K-Y and find out what the Chotchkie’s waiter from the film Office Space had to say about all of this discount lovin’!

Macaulay Culkin’s rep shoots down heroin allegations

ByBilly Devon

Macaulay Culkin’s rep whipped out his hands-on-cheeks Home Alone face and was like, “oh no you didn’t,” to the recent report speculating heroin abuse (among other drugs) by said famous employer. Read on for the tabloid source quotes that claim the actor is on a downward spiral of drug abuse and how his rep responded to the claims.

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Yolanda Foster ‘I Love You’ music video – a wedding gift for her husband

ByLindsay

Yolanda Foster isn’t just a ‘housewife.’ This Dutch model is a singer too, and when it came time for her to present her husband with a wedding gift, she did so in song. The newest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star performed ‘I Love You’ for her music mogul hubby David Foster and even produced a music video to go along with it. Real Housewives.. music video.. need we say more?

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Farrah Abraham’s dad Michael responds to her drug use and suicidal thoughts after Derek’s death

ByStarcasm Staff

Yesterday Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham shared some rather dark revelations from her soon-to-be-released book My Teenage Dream Ended, including that she plotted out her suicide and turned to drugs like marijuana and cocaine to help deal with the death of Derek Underwood, her daughter Sophia’s father. The admissions by Farrah made headlines around the web yesterday, and now her father, Michael Abraham, has taken to Facebook to share his heartfelt reaction.

Viral Korean music video Gangnam Style by PSY will change your life – for the better

ByAsa Hawks

In case you were wondering what the next huge Youtube viral sensation is going to be, here is your answer. Channeling LMFAO with a colorful, surreal spin is South Korea’s Park Jae Sang, or PSY, with his new music video for the song “Gangnam Style,” which is already taking the internet by storm with well over 10 million views and counting. You might as well go ahead and watch it now – you’re going to be seeing it EVERYWHERE over the next few days 🙂 And besides, it is AWWWWWWWWESOOME!

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TLC’s ‘My Teen Is Pregnant And So Am I’ premieres tonight at 10/9c

ByStarcasm Staff

Taking a page out of MTV’s programming guide (almost literally if you remember teen Whitney Purvis from 16 & Pregnant Season 1 and her pregnant-at-the-time mother, Michelle), TLC is all set to premiere a one-hour special titled My Teen Is Pregnant And So Am I tonight at 10/9c. Get all the details about the show and watch a video report on the show from ABC News.

Berenstain Bears address Chick-fil-A gay marriage controversy and their upcoming promotion together

ByAsa Hawks

Last week the Jim Henson Company announced they were severing ties with fast food chain Chick-fil-A and would no longer be providing toys for their kids’ meals after the restaurant’s president Dan Cathy recently officially confirmed the company’s anti-gay marriage stance. Beloved childhood book characters The Berenstain Bears also have an upcoming promotion with Chick-fil-A, so will they be following in the furry footsteps of the muppets in opposition? Sort of, but not really.

Keep reading for the letter from the Bears posted on their official website and read the slightly more condemning statement posted by publisher HarperCollins that has since been removed!

VIDEO Paranormal Activity 4 trailer

ByAsa Hawks

America’s favorite found-footage horror franchise is back! (Sorry Blair Witch, you done’ got left behind.) Picking up where Paranormal Activity 2 left off (the third installment was a prequel – and a disappointing one at that), PA4 is directed by PA3 vets Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman and bears the tagline “All of the activity has led to this.” After a good bit of teasing, Paramount Pictures finally released the first official trailer today, and it looks to be a teen-centric take on the usual Paranormal Activity formula – which has not been a bad thing 66% of the time so far! PLUS, find out about Paramount’s special Facebook promotion in which you can help your hometown get an early screening of the flick!

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Random Olym-Pics: McKayla Maroney’s awesome vault caused judge’s jaw to actually drop

ByDarren O

The U.S. Women’s Gymnastics Team obliterated the competition over in London as they took home the gold for America. The next closest competitor was Russia and they were lagging 5 points behind (which is a HUGE margin). It was such a dominating performance it has some asking if this is the greatest women’s gymnastics team America has ever assembled. One of the many great individual performances was a vault so spectacular by McKayla Maroney that it literally dropped a judge’s jaw! See the vault and a close up image of the stunned judge in question.

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Farrah Abraham contemplated suicide following Derek’s death; used drugs to cope

ByLindsay

Farrah Abraham had one of the most difficult pregnancies imaginable. The father of her child passed away while she was pregnant after getting into a horrific car accident. The pain of losing him and welcoming his daughter was nearly too much for Farrrah to handle, and she even thought of taking her own life.

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Robpoon: Robert Pattinson is crashing at Reese Witherspoon’s pad

ByBilly Devon

Most of us have been there man. You get your heart stomped on, things fall apart and you find yourself crashing at a friend’s place just to get your head straight. If you’re Robert Pattinson this doesn’t mean an uncomfortable night on the cheese puff covered couch of your old college roommate. It just requires you to head on over to Water For Elephant’s co-star Reese Witherspoon’s pad in Ojai. Get the deets on Rob’s new digs including a photo and why you shouldn’t start up any Robpoon rumors (other than the fact it just sounds nasty).

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5-year-old Milania Giudice receives litany of hateful comments after Bravo Facebook post

ByDarren O

The Real Housewives of New Jersey certainly creates a combative atmosphere with viewers of the show impassioned by their feelings of the stars. Sadly, these passions spilled over into the realm of ridiculous pettiness and immaturity as numerous folks trashed 5-year-old Milania Giudice following a post via Bravo’s official Facebook page. Surprisingly these were mostly adults and mothers and not anonymous as these were made via Facebook.

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Adrienne Maloof skips Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion after Monday’s separation

ByLindsay

Adrienne Maloof has had a rough year with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. After being the reported ‘target’ of some of the ladies throughout the season, news has broke of her separation from husband Dr. Paul Nassif and it couldn’t have come at a worse time. Paul filed for separation from Adrienne on the day of Lisa and Ken Todd’s wedding vow renewal ceremony which Adrienne was ro attend. To make matters worse, the taping of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion was today.

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Jenelle Evans court appearance details

ByLindsay

Jenelle Evans and her ex-fiance Gary Head appeared in a North Carolina courtroom yesterday to face drug and assault charges stemming from their June 24 arrests. The cases were continued until next month, but as far as why and what else went down there are numerous sources with varying accounts — as is often the case with any event involving Jenelle. So what happened in court? We’ve compiled the different accounts, including a statement from Jenelle’s attorney Dustin Sullivan, and a detailed account from report from the local media that also sheds a little light on what happened during the arrest as well as the mystery behind Kieffer and Gary’s dispute outside the courthouse!

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New Butch Baltierra mug shot photo from his 2011 domestic violence arrest

ByAsa Hawks

In tonight’s episode of Teen Mom Tyler Baltierra gets a call from April with bad news about his dad, Butch. “I’m calling to let you know that last night me and your dad got in a fight, and he’s in jail,” April says in the preview clip (included). Keep reading to find out details about the incident, including Butch’s rather intimidating new mug shot!

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Random Olym-Pics: Tom Daley is an English diving Adonis

ByDarren O

Every 4 years the world gathers together in a spirit of harmony to embrace the open theatre of competition and athleticism that is the Olympic Summer Games. What they also do is remind us that some of the most sculpted and otherwise stunning looking men on the planet participate in these events. Case in point is 18-year-old English diver Tom Daley. For 99% of the human population Speedos are a HORRIBLE idea. Tom is the 1% folks!

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VIDEO Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra reveal wedding details

ByLindsay

Fans have watched Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra for years now. They made their 16 & Pregnant debut over 3 years ago — can you believe it?! Since then, they have been starring in Teen Mom which is coming to an end in just a few weeks. Now that they are done filming their reality show, they are on to bigger and better things including their upcoming wedding.

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VIDEO Napping 7-day-old hedgehog makes world a better place

ByDarren O

Sometimes we all need reminders of what a sweet old big beautiful world this can be. Today’s memorandum comes in the form of one precious little week-old hedgehog taking a nap. Take a deep breath, relax and enjoy the peacful glee that is the following 42 seconds. As a bonus I added an older clip from the same YouTube user of another little guy getting a belly rub and yawning. You’re welcome.

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Bret Michaels’ engagement rose has its thorn

ByBilly Devon

Sadly providing evidence in defense of his most famous lyric about roses and thorns, night and dawns, cowboys and sad, sad songs, Bret Michaels has called off his engagement to the mother of his two daughters, Kristi Gibson. His spokesperson, (no – not C.C. DeVille) broke the news that when he and Kristi unskinny bop-bop in the future wedding bells will not be ringing. Read on for the official statement as well as Bret’s own words about how life isn’t always nuthin’ but a good time as he searches for something to believe in.

‘Restless’ star Henry Hopper accused of raping 15-year-old

ByDarren O

The 21-year-old son of legendary film actor Dennis Hopper has been accused of raping a 15-year-old girl according to legal papers filed by the mother of the alleged victim. Henry Hopper, recently featured in the lead role of Gus Van Sant’s Restless, is the target of the lawsuit. Read on for the details of these serious allegations.

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VIDEO Tiffani Thiessen reveals she lost her virginity at 14 to her 19-year-old boyfriend

ByAsa Hawks

Actress Tiffani Thiessen was just 15 years old when she got the part of Kelly Kapowski, the squeaky-clean all-American cheerleader on the hugely popular sitcom Saved By The Bell. Who would have guessed that at the time she was already sexually active – with a boyfriend that was five years her senior? Tiffani revealed the shocking fact on her recent appearance on The Howard Stern Show. Keep reading to watch the clip during which Tiffani says she plans on being honest with her daughter about it, has no regrets, and states, “I think my mom can at least rest easy that it wasn’t a one time thing, that I actually was with the guy for five years.”

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PHOTOS Mike & Molly star Billy Gardell has lost more than 50 pounds

ByAsa Hawks

Billy Gardell, the heavy-set comedian and Melissa McCarthy’s co-star on the CBS sitcom Mike & Molly, has been working with a personal trainer since October and has lost over 50 pounds! Keep reading to see photos of the slimmed-down Billy and watch a funny clip of him discussing the weight loss with Craig Ferguson.

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Joe Giudice rejects plea deal, heading to trial this fall

ByLindsay

Joe Giudice (aka Juicy Joe) appeared in court this morning to face fraud and identity theft charges following his attempt to obtaining a driver’s license using his brother’s name in June of 2010 after his license was suspended just a few months prior when he was charged with DUI. Today, Joe was offered a plea deal which he refused, opting to instead proceed with a trial.

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Jenelle Evans and Gary Head appear in court for June arrests

ByLindsay

Jenelle Evans and her ex-fiance Gary Head appeared in court today for charges stemming from their arrests last month after a heated argument that resulted in both being charged with Possession of Marijuana up to 1/2 OZ, Possession of Drug Paraphernalia, Assault, and Simple Possession of a Schedule IV Controlled Substance.

UPDATE – We just spoke with Jenelle’s attorney, Dustin Sullivan, who offered some clarification as to exactly what happened today in court.

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Paul Nassif officially files for divorce from Adrienne Maloof

ByDarren O

Paul Nassif has officially filed for separation from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Adrienne Maloof. Read her statement, his statement, whether or not the couple have a pre-nup and the current status of Paul’s living situation for this quick moving story.

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Random Olym-Pics: German cyclists’ quad off featuring Robert Förstemann’s freakish quads

ByDarren O

In case you haven’t noticed, the 2012 Summer Olympics are well under way over in London. The opening ceremony received the highest TV ratings ever for the premiere night of a Summer Olympic broadcast resulting in a serious win for NBC. We’re not a sports blog but we sure do love us some randomly strange and / or interesting photos so we’re gonna run a daily photo post for the rest of the summer games – starcasm style. Please enjoy our inaugural Random Olym-Pics post as German cyclist Robert Förstemann flexes his freakish upper-leg muscles in an impromptu quad off.

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Brandi Glanville allegedly caught having sex in Kyle Richards’ bathroom during annual White Party

ByLindsay

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ third season is coming soon and new “official” housewife Brandi Glanville has allegedly taken her bad girl ways to a whole new level! Fans may remember Brandi going head-to-head with Kim Richards at last year’s White Party. Well, this year she was once again at the center of attention at the annual bash, but in a slightly more compromising manner.

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PHOTOS Jenelle Evans snorting white substance in video posted on her YouTube account

ByLindsay

Jenelle Evans is appearing in court today to face charges of drug possession and assault. As if that didn’t make her day bad enough, someone posted an incriminating video of her snorting an unknown white substance onto her own YouTube channel! Although the video was only live for a short time, a savy blogger managed to capture screen shots of Jenelle and other info before it was removed.

PHOTO Jada Pinkett Smith bikini tweet-out to the “forty and over crew”

ByBilly Devon

I sure am glad Jada Pinkett Smith is a thorough and thoughtful tweeter. When the 40-year-old decided she would let the world know that peeps do get better with age she had the foresight to add a bikini photo as sexy-defense of her claim. Check out one hot mama as The Fresh Prince’s queen does a little caring and sharing.

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Magic Mike and The Newsroom star Olivia Munn suffers from trichotillomania

ByDarren O

Newsroom and Magic Mike star Olivia Munn recently revealed that she suffers with anxiety issues. This problem manifests itself in the form of an impulse-control disorder called trichotillomania. Find out what this is including a video from a sufferer and how it impacts Olivia’s daily life.

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16 & Pregnant’s Jennifer Del Rio files for sole custody of twins after fleeing children’s father

ByDarren O

Jennifer Del Rio and Josh Smith’s explosive relationship was documented during the former’s memorable episode of 16 & Pregnant. There were back and forth accusations between the parents of twin sons Joshua and Noah which later included multiple restraining orders, all kinds of accusations and arrests. Jennifer ended up disappearing but has now surfaced over a 1,000 miles away and is seeking sole custody via the courts.

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Paul Nassif to file for separation from Adrienne Maloof this week

ByAsa Hawks

Multiple media outlets are reporting The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars Adrienne Maloof and husband Paul Nassif are splitting up with Paul planning to file for legal separation early this week. One of the sites reporting on the imminent split is TMZ, so I think we can chalk this one up to more than just a rumor. Keep reading for the bummer details — a perfectly terrible way to start your Monday. 🙁

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Style Network new reality series Big Rich Atlanta filmed at Buckhead Country Club in… Roswell?

ByStarcasm Staff

On Wednesday Style Network revealed in a statement that it would be renewing its reality series Big Rich Texas for a third season and also announced that they will also be airing another installment of the franchise based in Atlanta called Big Rich Georgia! Although the press release states the show is being filmed at “Buckhead Country Club, where outrageously wealthy mothers and daughters do whatever it takes to stay on top of the social scene and in control of the action,” we discovered it’s actually being filmed at Brookfield Country Club in Roswell, GA. Keep reading for all kinds of info, including the press release from Style Network and the Brookfield Country Club newsletter announcing to its members that a reality show is coming.

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Rupert Sanders’ brother in law says Kristen Stewart affair went on for months

ByStarcasm Staff

When Kristen Stewart issued her public statement/apology in regards to her alleged affair with direct Rupert Sanders she referred to their relationship as “a momentary indiscretion,” but family members of Sanders’ wife, Liberty Ross, are saying the relationship went on for months!

Yolanda Hadid in 'Dutch Hollywood Women'
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VIDEOS RHOBH Yolanda Foster in reality series Dutch Hollywood Women

ByLindsay

Yolanda Foster is the newest addition to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and will make her debut on the third season of the franchise this fall alongside Lisa, Adrienne, Brandi, Kim, Kyle, and Taylor. But, not only is Yolanda not new to the group (she is the ex-wife of Lisa’s BFF Mohammed), she is no stranger to reality television either — and neither is her husband! Keep reading to see Yolanda starring in Nederlandse Hollywood Vrouwen (Dutch Hollywood Women), a reality show aired in the Netherlands in 2011 and 2012.

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Is Michelle Williams engaged to Jason Segel?

ByStarcasm Staff

There were reports this week that adorable couple Michelle Williams and Jason Segel got engaged at Comic Con. The story was that Jason surprised Michelle at her Comic-Con hotel room with purple flowers everywhere, and her 6-year-old daughter Matlida holding a lavender bouquet. The bouquet supposedly had a note inside that said “Will you marry…

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Small Town Security: Chief Joan Koplan and Dennis Croft’s atypical relationship

ByStarcasm Staff

AMC’s new reality show Small Town Security is different that most reality shows. The editing is pure art, and the people featured are endlessly fascinating.

Of special note are 61-year-old almost-starlet (and almost-sheriff) Joan Koplan, who’s the “Chief” of small town security firm JJK and her lieutenant, 43-year-old Dennis Croft, who just five years ago was Denise Croft. Both of their back stories deserve an extra-long post, but what makes these people even more fascinating is their relationship, which borders on the romantic (especially for Dennis.)

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PHOTOS Brandi Glanville pretty in pink at Tao Beach Luau, calls Kristen Stewart “home-wrecker”

ByAsa Hawks

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville is famous for being a bombshell and also for dropping them on Twitter. Both of Brandi’s bombshelling skills were on display this week as she offered up her condemnation of the recent Kristen Stewart affair scandal and followed that up by hosting the 3rd annual Tao Beach Luaua in Las Vegas on Saturday!

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16 & Pregnant’s Sarah Roberts dating ex-boyfriend of Ashley Salazar

ByLindsay

Ashley Salazar just found out some interesting news. One of her ex-boyfriends is dating her fellow 16 & Pregnant mommy Sarah Roberts — how’s that for a small world? As if that news wasn’t strange enough, Sarah’s baby daddy has some news of his own.. baby news!

UPDATE – Ashley addresses why she and Jordan really broke up, discounting reports that it was because she was “baby crazy.”

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8-month-pregnant lady competed in The Olympics!

ByStarcasm Staff

8-month-pregnant Malasian shooter Nur Suryani Mohammed Taibi just competed in the 2012 Olympics 10-meter air rifle event, placing 34th place in the qualifying competition (which was actually pretty good considering she went into the Olympics ranked 47th in the world.) Nur found out she was going to be a mom around the same time she…