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Life imitates art: Walter White wanted for being like Breaking Bad’s Walter White

55-year-old Walter White has been placed on the Tuscaloosa County Sheriff’s Office most wanted list after breaking parole for… Making and selling meth. At least I know what my favorite story of 2012 will be. Read on for the best TV doppelganger story ever.

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Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte trademarking stupid catchphrase

Usually it takes a little creativity to manufacture an internet meme but Olympic gold medal swimmer Ryan Lochte is his own walking, talking meme to be. Dude can swim, and he also looks pretty darn amazing in speedos causing daydreams of a different kind of breaststroke. Alas, he apparently has the personality of that frat-boy mistake all women, and some men, regret later in life. The latest proof of Lochte’s “Lochteness” is his attempt to trademark his own catchphrase. Find out the one word phrase basically stolen from Young Jeezy that he wants to cash in on including two great meme pics and a video of Lochte explaining how he, like, came up with, like, the word.

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo ratings by episode (updated through episode 7)

It’s not often that a spin-off series eclipses the original in the ratings, but that is certainly the case with TLC’s controversial smash hit Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which beat out Toddlers & Tiaras last week with almost twice as many viewers! Keep reading to see a continually updated graphic with the ratings from the first four episodes of HCHBB with ratings of some other popular reality shows this past week for comparison.

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FASHION FAIL Rebecca Ferdinando at London Premiere of Total Recall

Total Recall (remember that remake?) had its London Premiere today and actress Rebecca Ferdinando showed up in a rather unfortunate little black dress that looked like it had been hastily repaired after a tiger attack – and not in a good way. (Not that there is a good way.) Keep reading to see the full-sized look and find out what we think the infamously brutal Project Runway judges might have said about it!

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Jenny McCarthy and Brian Urlacher split

Jenny McCarthy and her Chicago Bears linebacker beau, Brian Urlacher, have officially called it quits. The two had been dating since April after being set up by mutual friends. They had stayed fairly quiet about their relationship while dating, but the two seemed to be getting serious as of late with Jenny reportedly making plans to move to Chicago this month. Unfortunately, their relationship didn’t quite make it across the goal line.

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Your daily Gary Shirley shirtless on a tractor photo

Farrah Abraham isn’t the only one gearing up for life post-Teen Mom! Co-star Gary Shirley looks to be hitting the career path running rolling as he pursues his new career in… landscaping? Or maybe a Snapper mower calendar model? Either way, if you think you can handle it you need to keep reading because It’s Gary Time!

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VIDEO I think Al Roker just put Matt Lauer on live blast about Ann Curry!

NBC is still riding the Olympic waves as the folks with Today were interviewing some gals from the U.S. rowing team. It was your usual Today light-side fluff until Al Roker rocked some serious live awkwardness with what certainly appeared to be a dig at Matt Lauer and what happened to Ann Curry. After this Roker might be next on the chopping block. Check it out!

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Did Alexis Bellino buy Twitter followers?

Alexis Bellino has been accused of buying Twitter followers after Rumorfix noticed that she had gained over 30,000 followers in just two days. The jump seemed to point to that one thing, however, she now has a new explanation and even insinuates that one of her Real Housewives of Orange County co-stars could be behind the scandal.

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VIDEO A tearful Rihanna tells Oprah that Chris Brown needed help

On Sunday Oprah will be airing her anticipated one-on-one interview with pop superstar Rihanna. Oprah has let out a teaser of the sit down and it’s all about Chris Brown of course. See the brief clip that reveals an extremely emotional Rihanna explaining her position following the domestic abuse she suffered at the hands of Brown.

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What’s Eating Gilbert Grape actress Darlene Cates lost half her body size! Plus, see her archived Sally Jesse footage

Darlene Cates (now 64), who once topped the scales at 575 lbs., stole a lot of hearts in her role in 1993’s What’s Eating Gilbert Grape as an obese mom of a large family (including a mentally handicapped played by Leonardo DiCaprio.) Now she’s happy to report that she’s lost nearly half her body weight, and is ready to get back to work.

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Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann welcome baby boy Kash Kade

Kim Zolciak has just announced some huge news! Kash Kade has arrived. No, it’s not her new techno album or her favorite new rapper, it’s her second son with her husband of nearly two years, Kroy Biermann. Kash arrived earlier today, August 15, 2012, and he and Kim are doing great.

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Farrah Abraham’s ex-boyfriend Daniel Alvarez speaks out about break-up

Last night, fans of Teen Mom watched as Farrah traveled to Austin, Texas to meet the parents of her boyfriend, Daniel Alvarez. However, after a few awkward conversations about their future and a dinner that left Daniel’s step-mom in complete shock, things took a turn for the worse. Daniel appeared to completely bail on Farrah, failing to return to the couple’s hotel room and ignoring all of her phone calls. But is reality really real? Daniel is speaking out and letting fans know what MTV left out and revealing the complete story behind what actually happened between him and Farrah!

Oh, and what was up with Farrah’s mysterious topless mermaid tattoo?

PHOTOS Meet Kate White and Judi Diamond of Mom Friends Forever

Only in America can a couple of moms from St. Louis, Missouri go from doing Lipstick n’ Laundry to starring on Nick Jr. That’s right, the land of Dora and Bubble Guppies is going quasi reality on weekday late nights with shows geared especially towards moms. Two stars of one of these recently announced shows, MFF: Mom Friends Forever, are Kate White and Judi Diamond. Meet the two ladies who hope to bring some light-hearted reality fun to Nick Jr.

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PHOTOS Anderson Cooper in Croatia with Andy Cohen after break up with boyfriend Ben Maisani

Recently uncloseted Anderson Cooper has reportedly broken things off with fiance Ben Maisani after photos of Maisani kissing another man in a public New York City park showed up online on Sunday. But just before the photos were published, Anderson and Ben flew to Croatia for a romantic getaway. Now Ben is gone and Anderson has been left to suffer through his heartbreak alone with Watch What Happens Live! host Andy Cohen! Oh, and Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos?

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PHOTOS Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino joins Celebrity Big Brother 2012

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has just joined the cast of Celebrity Big Brother 2012. The Jersey Shore star known for his fantastic abs is on his way to conquering the overseas reality TV market with his latest appearance. The premiere episode of Celebrity Big Brother aired tonight in the United Kingdom and fans were shocked to see him enter the house — it was completely unexpected.

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Is Porsha Williams Stewart the newest Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member?

Porsha Williams Stewart is the latest Atlanta native to be rumored to be joining the season 5 cast of Real Housewives of Atlanta. A new report claims that Porsha, the grandaughter of civil rights leader Hosea Williams, has officially joined the cast after filming for over a month. She will fill the spot of Sheree Whitfield who left/got fired following last season.

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Farrah Abraham releases music video for song “On My Own”

Farrah Abraham’s first single, “Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom,” caused quite the stir when it hit the internet last week, and now she has released her second single from the My Teenage Dream Ended soundtrack titled “On My Own” with a homemade music video! Keep reading to see the homemade video featuring Farraha nd her daughter Sophia, read my best guess as to the lyrics, and check out an excerpt from the “On My Own” chapter of her memoir the song is in reference to

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VIDEO What do the locals think of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?

So is the family of Honey Boo Boo what they appear to be on TV or are they putting on a show for the cameras. See the following local news report from WMAZ out of Macon, GA and let their neighbors tell you what they think. As for what I think? I think the whole darn town of McIntyre ought to get their own show!

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Catelynn Lowell is prepared to adopt her 6-year-old brother

Teen Mom stars Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra are two very responsible young people. Even when Cate became pregnant at a young age, the two knew what was best for the child, and put her up for adoption. Now, they may be part of another adoption — the adoption of Catelynn’s brother, Nicholas.

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Teresa Giudice: My husband humiliated me! Will she divorce him?

Teresa Giudice is dishing about her marriage in the new issue of In Touch Weekly. After fans saw her husband, Joe Giudice, on the phone with a woman who referred to him as ‘baby,’ they want an explanation. Plus, Joe has been awfully mean to Teresa as of late, calling her a b***h and a c**t on a recent episode and even saying she was a fat a**.

Meet the voice of Doc McStuffins, Kiara Muhammad

Disney has spread some more animated magic across the TV landscape as their show Doc McStuffins is now the most popular preschool TV series for girls ages 2-5. I’ve got a 4-year-old little princess and she loves her some Dottie, and she especially loves her some nurse Hallie! Meet super-cute young Kiara Muhammad, the voice behind Doc including photos and videos of the rising star.

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Evelyn Lozada files for divorce, Chad Ochocinco issues apology

We have new World Record holders for shortest celebrity marriage! Reality show stalwarts Evelyn Lozada and Chad Johnson Ochocinco Johnson have made it official after Evelyn filed for divorce in Broward County, Florida earlier today, only 41 days after the couple got married on July 4th in St. Maarten. Keep reading to see the online records and read Chad Johnson’s public apology after his arrest for allegedly head-butting Evelyn over the weekend.

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AUDIO Title track “Sing the Delta” from Iris DeMent’s long-awaited new album

It’s been over 16 years but Iris DeMent is finally releasing an album of all original songs entitled Sing the Delta. Take a listen to the stunning title track and take a brief look back at her career from a seriously hard core fan’s perspective. In addition, find out the release date, see the cover art and additional great images and most importantly get a link to order your own copy.

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Jenelle Evans vs Snooki: Twitter feud leads to Jenelle being blocked!

Jenelle Evans and Snooki have engaged in a bit of a Twitter feud! The Teen Mom 2 star called out Snooki earlier for allegedly not being willing to change diapers or do the dirty mommy duties and she quickly responded by releasing a statement of her own — and blocking Jenelle.

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All you need to know about The Manzo Brothers’ BLK Water

Albie and Chris Manzo, sons of Real Housewives of New Jersey star Caroline Manzo, are promoting a new product called BLK Water. The concept is easy — it’s water, but black, and it is supposed to be better for you, even promoting health and good sleep. According to the official website,  BLK is “an innovation of Nature and Science.”

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Taylor Swift bought a $4.9 million house close to the Hyannis Port Kennedy Compound

Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy are still going strong. Taylor’s been snapped swimming with Conor and his dad Robert Kennedy, Jr., but that’s not all. She’s also reportedly bought a house in Hyannis Port, Cape Cod, next to the Kennedy Compound ( a six acre stretch of beachfront property the Kennedys own.) Do you think Taylor’s moving too fast?

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MUG SHOT DUI arrest of Crocs™ founder gives Crocs™ haters a reason to rejoice

The man responsible for arguably one of the most comfortable and worst fashion choices of the last decade got arrested for DUI and dude didn’t go gently into that good cuffs! Depending on your vantage point George Boedecker is the hero that created Crocs or the villain that created Crocs. The footwear mogul has made a fortune off those shoes and while his feet may have been covered he totally showed his ass during an arrest in Boulder, CO. See his full mug, find out what Taylor Swift had to do with all of this and the most important part – what type of shoes was he wearing during his drunken scene.

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VIDEO Jon Stewart tells Robert Pattinson he’s better off over some Ben & Jerry’s

Not sure if you heard the news yet but Kristen Stewart was photographed making out with a director which could signal some troubles in her famed relationship with actor Robert Pattinson. Remember, you get your “news” here first! Welll… Robert sat down with probably the best dude he could to acknowledge while not acknowledging the big cheating elephant in the room when he made one of his first TV appearances since the scandal broke. He rocked The Daily Show and host Jon Stewart made the best he could of all the awkwardness with the help of some Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. Jon said it was so he and Rob could be like, “Just a couple of gals talking.” See the great clip including what Jon had to say and what Robert didn’t have to say about you know what.

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MUG SHOT Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June Shannon 2008 arrest details

TLC’s new reality series Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has been the talk of the internet ever since more than two million viewers tuned in to watch six-year-old former Toddlers & Tiaras star Alana Thompson and her self-proclaimed redneck Georgia family participating in all manner of socially uncouth activities including: bobbing for pigs feet, mud flopping, excessive flatuation, and bidding on nearly-expired junk food at a local auction. Now we can add another shocking entry to the resume: an arrest! Keep reading to see June “The Coupon Queen” Shannon’s memorable mug shot photo after a 2008 arrest!

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Beverly Hills Nannies Ariane Bellamar bikini photos

In case you were wondering why Beverly Hills Nannies mom Ariane Bellamar is in need of a nanny, at least one of the reasons is weekly excursions with a photographer to pose for amazing photoshoots in various locations around Southern California! A couple weeks ago we shared Ariane’s picture-perfect trip to Whole Foods (I know it sounds lame, but if you’ve seen the photos you will understand) and this week she took to the beaches of Malibu where she looked Bellamarvelous in a pink bikini!

Is Alisa Maria the new addition to Real Housewives of New Jersey?

There may be some change ahead on the Real Housewives of New Jersey. A new report has surfaced that housewife friend, celebrity stylist, and fashion designer Alisa Maria may be joining the cast of the show for the upcoming fifth season. Alisa has already been on the show and is close friends with a few of the girls, but not all of them (of course). Find out more about Alisa and which team she will be on if she makes it as a cast member next season!

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How Gil and Kelly Jo Bates pay for their 19 children

Of course now The Bates are reality stars (if the show works out,) so the opportunities that come along with that will help pay for their children, but they’ve been already surviving for two decades with a large brood. The question is: how do two non-billionaire adults find the money to feed and care for so many children?

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VH1 cancels Ev & Ocho after Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada domestic dispute

Evelyn Lozada and Chad Ochocinco reportedly got into an intense argument this weekend over a condom receipt, which led to Chad allegedly head-butting his new wife and leaving her hospitalized. Chad was later arrested and charged with simple battery and misdemeanor domestic violence. But Chad’s woes didn’t end there! Shortly after news of his arrest made headlines, the former All-pro wide receiver was released by the Miami Dolphins. And now, the couple’s new reality show has been nixed by VH1! Keep reading for the network’s official statement and read their original press release about the show describing in detail what the world may never get a chance to see.

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Anderson Cooper’s boyfriend photographed kissing another man

It looks like Anderson Cooper may have a Kristen Stewart situation on his hands as his longtime boyfriend Ben Maisani was photographed making out with another man in a park in New York City. Read on for the details including Cooper’s relative silence on Twitter since the images hit the web.

“Happy Sunday” Kim Kardashian swimsuit photo is more like “Happy Moonday”

Yesterday, perhaps in honor of the tail end of the Olympics, anatomical wonder Kim Kardashian showed off her Olympic tail end with a swimsuit posted to Instagram along with the caption, “Happy Sunday.” The 31-year-old reality star packed her ample trunk junk in a black one piece that looked a bit ill-fitted everywhere butt where it counted.

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MUG SHOTS Men fake “You Just Got Robbed” reality show to poorly commit robbery

21-year-old Randall Smith and 18-year-old Artie Goodwine were arrested after they faked a reality show to rob employees of a pizza restaurant in Indiana, Pennsylvania. See a local video report on their failed attempt at crime and reality TV as well as their full mug shots.

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PHOTOS Miley Cyrus with REALLY short blonde hair!

Miley Cyrus seems determined to distance herself from her Hannah Montana persona as she has toned her figure down with constant trips to the gym and recently dyed her hair blonde. The 19-year-old singer and actress seems to have completed the transformation after getting her hair cut short. Really short! Keep reading for tons of photos of the new ‘do as well as Miley’s enthusiastic tweets just before and after the hair started falling!

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PHOTOS Victoria Beckham performs during Olympics Closing Ceremony

Forget those folks bouncing on trampolines, walking fast, and playing ping pong – what the world really wanted from the Olympics was to see the Spice Girls reunite and have Victoria Beckham wearing a sexy Giles Deacon mullet hem mini skirt while singing atop a London taxi cab adorned in hundreds of colorful flashing light bulbs. Mission accomplished.

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Are Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp still together? Introducing the Jeniefferometer!

Click to find out the current relationship status of Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp!Are you about three break-ups and reconciliations behind in Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans and Kieffer Delp’s on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again… relationship? Are you having to call off from work in an attempt to stay up to date on their current status? If so, have no fear! Starcasm is here! Introducing the Jeniefferometer, an amazing device built by our in-house technicians (aka third-world sweatshop) that will monitor Jenelle and Kieffer for you! Keep reading to see it in action and find out the current status of Jenieffer!

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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux engaged

It has not been a very good couple weeks for Star magazine/Radar Online (the same entity). As the current issue of Star boldly proclaims “It’s Over!” for Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux on its cover, the couple reveal that they are engaged! (This comes a couple weeks after Radar Online’s rather extensive “insider” coverage of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 Reunion that it has since been revealed hasn’t even happened yet.) Keep reading for the statement issued by Justin Theroux’s rep confirming the engagement – and let’s all start our Jennifer Aniston pregnant countdown timers together!

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PHOTOS TLC premieres “High School Moms” tonight

TLC continues to try to capitalize on the succes of MTV’s popular reality series 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom by following their other 2012 shows My Teen is Pregnant and So Am I and Birth Moms with a new pseudo-pilot for High School Moms, premiering tonight at 10/9c. High School Moms takes cameras into the hallways of Florence Crittenton High School and into the lives of some of its student body — which is made up entirely of pregnant young girls! Keep reading for a description of the show as well as photos of some of the girls we will meet in the premiere.

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s entire album now available!

Farrah Abraham made quite the stir last week when the debut single “Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom” hit the internet. But, as we mentioned in that post, Farrah ahas completed an entire album’s worth of songs, each titled after one of the chapters in her new book, My Teenage Dream Ended. The album is only available as a download and comes free with the purchase of the Kindle version of My Teenage Dream Ended (from what we understand), but it is now available as a separate download for $8.99 or 99 cents per song on Amazon. KEep reading for the complete track listing with links to each song and a sample.

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T.I. unleashes on Instagram commenters dissing his wife Tiny & soliciting his 16-yr-old daughter Zonnique

Instagram turned into Gangstagram this week after rapper T.I. shared an older photo of him and his wife Tameka “Tiny” Cottle and some of his followers began commenting on how different she looks now – but not in a good way. Adding insult to insult, T.I.’s 16-year-old step-daughter Zonnique posted a photo of herself on the photo-sharing site and someone solicited her for sex, which didn’t make T.I. all that happy either. Keep reading for the full-on virtual smackdown!

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MUG SHOT Chad Johnson arrested for allegedly head-butting Evelyn Lozada

Miami Dolphins wide receiver Chad Johnson, formerly known as, Chad Ochocinco, was arrested after allegedly head butting his new wife Evelyn Lozada. Evelyn stars on VH1’s Basketball Wives. Read on for the details including why Johnson remains behind bars.

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Pissed Robert Downey Jr. left urine jars for David Fincher around Zodiak set

Director David Fincher (The Social Network, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) said that a pissed off Robert Downey Jr. would leave jars of pee around the set of Zodiac (2007) in protest of the long hours. Guess RDJ takes being “pissed” literally.

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PHOTOS Britney Spears channels Jean Harlow and Cleopatra for Fantasy Twist perfume

In addition to spending time assessing talent as one of the new judges on The X Factor, poptrepreneur Britney Spears has also been working on a promotional campaign for her new dual fragrance concept, Fantasy Twist. The 30-year-old Britney was more like Cleopatney as she got in touch with her inner Egyptian princess in an elaborate, retro-styled gold and white gown. She later was flappertastic in a similarly elegant and retro (although less Egyptian) golden look.

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VIDEO Lisa Vanderpump shoots opening credits for ‘SUR’ spin-off series

Lisa Vanderpump is hard at work on her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spin-off series, tentatively titled SUR. The show takes place at her swanky West Hollywood restaurant SUR Lounge, and Thursday she filmed the opening credits — in a bright pink 1931 convertible. Would you expect any less from Mrs. Vanderpump?

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Nickelodeon cancels ‘Victorious’ – Victoria Justice and creator Dan Schneider respond

Nickelodeon has official announced its popular sitcom Victorious will be canceled after the upcoming third season. The announcement comes on the heels of the network’s cancelation of iCarly – although both shows will live on with a crossover spin-off series titled Sam & Cat as well as the iCarly spin-off, Gibby. Keep reading for the reaction of Dan Schneider, creator of both shows, as well as Victoria Justice, the star of Victorious.

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REPORT Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie to marry this weekend

For years, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had said that they would not marry until gay couples across the country shared the same freedom. However, the couple shocked everyone when they became engaged this past April. Now, there is speculation that Brad and Angie will be tying the knot this weekend at Chateau Miraval, their estate in South France.

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Maci Bookout turns 21, shares first legal drinking photos, celebrates in Charlotte

Today is a very special day for Teen Mom star Maci Bookout as she turns 21 years old and can finally give all of us in the “media” the Johnny Cash salute with pictures of her legally drinking alcohol. Keep reading to see Maci gettin’ her legal drank on as well as some more fun photos from her day at Carowinds amusement park with friends.

UPDATE – Photos and tweets added from throughout the night, including a special birthday wish to mom from Bentley!

VIDEO Slow motion, science and a cute guy explain why cats land on their feet

In 99.9% of cases dogs way rule over cats. The other little percentage involves two things; feline videos totally dominate on these here interwebs and if you toss both in the air Fido will probably break something while Kitty will land on her feet and then walk away and ignore you because you just interrupted her 8th nap. So why do cats always land on their feet? Here is a video put together by Smarter Every Day that uses slow motion and science to explore and explain.

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PHOTOS Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux reportedly split over his ex Heidi Bivens

The cover story of the new Star magazine boldly proclaims “It’s Over!” for Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. The magazine says the couple, who began dating after filming Wanderlust together in May of 2011, have called it quits (or should I say, have decided to Theroux it all away) partly because Justin refused to break off contact with his ex, New York stylist Heidi Bivens. Keep reading for all the deets from the tabloid, including the other alleged factor in their split as well as photos of Heidi and Justin pre-Jennifer.