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Scott Disick posts Last Supper photo with himself as Jesus plus the Kardashian family

ByAsa Hawks

Perhaps as an answer to his brother-in-law Kanye West’s Yeezus album, Scott Disick posted a photo on instagram earlier today of Leonardo da Vinci’s famous painting of “The Last Supper” with the heads of Jesus and His disciples replaced by members (and one former member) of the Kardashian family. Scott’s visage replaces that of Jesus Christ’s and the picture was reportedly accompanied by the words, “Bow down.” Keep reading for a “Who’s Who” guide to the photo, including an interesting choice for Judas Iscariot!

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Jacqueline Laurita before and after neck lift and tummy tuck

ByStarcasm Staff

Jacqueline Laurita’s recent plastic surgery is offering a welcomed subplot to The Real Housewives of New Jersey (the sibling rivalry thing is so crazy now, and even harder to watch with Teresa’s latest problems.) Jacqueline has been very open about the procedures she had done, and she talks about her plastic surgery plans on tonight’s episode.

Marysol Patton and her mother Mama Elsa Patton Real Housewives of Miami
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RHOM’s Mama Elsa Patton recovering from stroke suffered in March

ByAsa Hawks

The cast of The Real Housewives of Miami held their Season 3 Premiere party at Lou La Vie in Miami Tuesday, but fan favorite Mama Elsa Patton was disappointingly not in attendance. Mama Elsa’s daughter Marysol Patton explained her mother’s absence to The Miami Herald‘s Madeleine Marr, revealing the sad news that Elsa is still recovering from a stroke she suffered back in March.

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Angelina Jolie terrified the children on the set of Maleficent

ByStarcasm Staff

Maleficent, Disney’s live-action retelling of the classic Sleeping Beauty from the viewpoint of the villianess, is set to be out July 2014. The film stars Angelina Jolie as the terrifying title role, and her costume and makeup was so convincing she would scare away all the children who visited the set.

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PHOTOS Duck Dynasty’s Jessica Robertson on meeting husband Jep and keeping their marriage strong

ByAsa Hawks

Falling in love young and making it last seems to be yet another of the admirable traits of Duck Dynasty‘s Robertson family. Patriarch and matriarch Phil Robertson and Miss Kay were high school sweethearts and have been married for 49 years and their sons (and daughters-inlaw) appear to be following in their successful relationship footsteps, including their youngest son Jeptha (Jep) and his wife Jessica, who have been married 12 years and have four children together. Keep reading for Jessica’s account of how the two met (with lots of photos of the two young lovebirds back in the day!) and find out her secrets to making a relationship last.

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Weight Loss News: People are sewing plastic patches on their tongues to make it painful to eat

ByStarcasm Staff

People are always hoping there is a miracle “cure” to weight loss, and the latest solution to conquer willpower is forced suffering. It’s possible now to get a doctor to sew a patch onto your tongue that makes it too painful to eat solid food.

Chris Brown’s rep issues statement explaining cause of his seizure

ByAsa Hawks

As we reported yesterday, 24-year-old singer Chris Brown suffered a seizure while working in a Los Angeles recording studio, resulting in a 911 call. (Chris reportedly refused medical treatment from EMTs when they arrived.) Today Chris Brown’s rep issued a statement offering up some details about Chris’ current condition and the contributing factors that are believed to have led to the episode.

Amanda Bynes’ mom, Lynn Bynes, granted legal control over daughter

ByDarren O

As we reported earlier, Amanda Bynes had her psychiatric hold extended for another 30 days after a judge visited the facility she’s been at since July. In addition, it’s now being reported that her mom, Lynn Bynes, has been awarded temporary conservatorship over Amanda. Find out what this means for the troubled actress moving forward.

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Texas city responds to viral breastfeeding confrontation video

ByDarren O

Mom of four Lucy Eades was at a recreation center in Burleson, Texas breastfeeding her 16-day-old while her older daughter was in dance class. When an employee of the city asked her to cover up or leave she got into a verbal altercation about her rights to do what she was doing in public and her husband filmed the back and forth. See the clip that has went viral on parenting sites and read the city’s statement in defense of their employee’s actions.

Amanda Bynes’ psych hold extended for 30 days, she’s deemed ‘gravely disabled’
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Amanda Bynes’ psych hold extended for 30 days, she’s deemed ‘gravely disabled’

ByEmily

Amanda Bynes’ doctors reportedly said she was unfit to leave the psychiatric facility. A judge agreed to extend Amanda’s psych hold, which is only possible if a person is “gravely disabled as a result of a mental disorder.”

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Florida man confesses to murdering wife via Facebook, posts photo of body for proof

ByDarren O

A South Florida man confessed to murdering his wife via Facebook. He then later shared a graphic image of her slain body for proof. See Derek Medina’s confession from his wall as well as the story of what happened, including his explanation for why he committed the crime.

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16 & Pregnant’s Ebony Jackson on being bisexual, leaving husband to be with her girlfriend

ByEmily

Ebony Jackson and husband Josh Rendon surprised many by filing for divorce earlier this year. Now, Ebony opened up to us about her new relationship and what role her bisexuality played in her decision to file for legal separation.

Was Linda Lovelace forced to make Deep Throat by abusive husband Chuck Traynor?

ByStarcasm Staff

Amanda Seyfried stars in Lovelace out Friday August 9, a movie that chronicles the complicated story of one of the most famous porn stars ever: Linda Lovelace. Her 1972 movie Deep Throat somehow edged into mainstream distribution and was able to earn over $600 million, according to the documentary Inside Deep Throat, although an LA Times article debunks that number. Even if it didn’t gross that much, it no doubt made a huge amount of money, and Linda’s paycheck (which went to her husband and manager Chuck Traynor,) was reportedly only about $1,000. Although there was major backlash against the film at the time, it was also seen as sexual empowerment by some, and Linda’s public persona seemed to back that up. A few years later, however, Linda revealed to the public some very painful and dark secrets about the movie.

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Tameka Raymond shares photo of Usher Raymond V in the hospital with a thankful message

ByAsa Hawks

It’s been three days since Usher and Tameka Raymond’s son Usher Raymond V nearly drowned in a terrifying pool accident on Monday, and today Tameka shared a photo of little Usher V in the hospital where he is recovering from the incident. Along with the photo, which features Tameka holding her son in one frame and “Get Well Soon” balloons and gifts in the other, Tameka included a heartfelt message expressing her love for her son and thanks to God and the worker who pulled Usher V from the pool.

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PHOTO Breaking Amish LA’s Betsy tries on a bikini

ByAsa Hawks

On this Sunday’s episode of Breaking Amish: LA the guys and gals get “English” makeovers, and given the fact that they are in Los Angeles, of course the young ladies are going to have to tackle the least Amish and most intimidating of English attire: the bikini! Keep reading to see the candle-burning Betsy working a bit of the oldest kind of witchcraft by trying on a teeny tiny orange-striped two piece!

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PHOTOS Pregnant Jennifer Love Hewitt works out with a trainer in the park

ByAsa Hawks

The almost always positive Jennifer Love Hewitt abandoned Twitter back in early July, just a month after announcing she was pregnant with her first child, citing “negativity,” “bad vibes” and even “threats” as the reason for her departure. Since that time, fans have seen, heard, and read very little from Jennifer, aside from an appearance at Old Navy’s “Mickey Through The Decades Collection” launch event back on July 13. But, earlier today, The Client List star was photographed in a Los Angeles park conducting an hour-long pregnancy workout with a personal trainer. The 34-year-old expectant mom looked very happy (as usual) and very pregnant!

PHOTO Katy Perry “Roar” single cover art revealed

ByAsa Hawks

Katy Perry has promised fans that her next album Prism will be darker and more mature than her previous pop endeavors, and being the marketing maestro that she is, she’s doing the reveal in stages via social media leading up to the album’s release on October 22. The latest reveal was in the form of the cover art for the first single from the album titled “Roar,” which doesn’t seem very dark, and I don’t know about being all that “more mature” either — although there is a noticeable lack of whipped cream shooting out of her boobs.

Leah Remini files missing person report for Scientology leader David Miscavige’s long unseen wife
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Leah Remini files missing person report for Scientology leader David Miscavige’s long unseen wife

ByEmily

The largest factor in Leah Remini’s defection from the Church of Scientology was her dissatisfaction with answers about Shelly Miscavige’s whereabouts. Now, Leah is hoping the Los Angeles Police Department can solve the mystery.

PHOTOS Superdad Jimmy Fallon carrying daughter Winnie Rose and a briefcase in NYC

ByAsa Hawks

Jimmy Fallon looked to be filming the movie Superdad as he was photographed leaving his Manhattan apartment earlier today with newborn daughter Winnie Rose in one hand and a briefcase in the other! Little Winnie was decked out in a white and pink animal print blanket and seemed unafraid of the attention as she appeared to wave at the tot-arazzi snapping the picture.

Teen Mom 2’s Kailyn Lowry’s wedding registry drama, big day details
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Teen Mom 2’s Kailyn Lowry’s wedding registry drama, big day details

ByEmily

Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin’s big wedding ceremony is just more than one month away, but she’s running into a few last-minute snags. In addition to a fraudulent wedding registry, Kailyn’s also scrambling to find another hair stylist because MTV axed her plans to use Chelsea Houska.

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‘Being Maci’ Bookout official MTV press release

ByAsa Hawks

Last week it was announced former Teen Mom star Maci Bookout would be returning to MTV with an hour-long special titled Being Maci airing Sunday, August 18 at 10/9c. Maci and her son Bentley made the announcement in a video clip, and at the time all we had was a paragraph description from MTV. Yesterday the network issued a lengthy press release with lots more details of what fans can expect to see! Keep reading for the Full Maci! 😉

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The Hills update: What is Audrina Patridge doing now?

ByAsa Hawks

MTV is currently re-airing episodes of their fan favorite pseudo-reality series The Hills, culminating on Friday with the airing of the much-anticipated alternate ending. The marathons have rekindled an interest in the lives of cast members, perhaps none more so than the only major cast member to star in all six seasons, Audrina Patridge. So what has Audrina Patridge been up to since finishing up The Hills? Keep reading to get all caught up!

It may be a while before we’re “Finding Farrah” back on reality TV

ByDarren O

Followers of Farrah Abraham know the girl always has some something on the burner when it comes to a new business venture. For a while she’s boasted about a return to reality TV with her own show called “Finding Farrah,” but a recent report indicates that the show has had a hard time finding a network that wants the former Teen Mom star.

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PHOTOS Beyonce cuts her hair super short, goes blonde!

ByAsa Hawks

Beyonce shocked the interwebs this morning when she posted multiple photos of her brand new super-short blonde hairdo! The 31-year-old singer shared the pictures just after midnight, and let them speak for themselves without any captions whatsoever. Keep reading to see the photos and let us know if you think Beyonce’s new ‘do is Sasha Fierce or “Ruin the World (Curls)!”

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Update on Honey Boo Boo’s dad Sugar Bear’s medical condition

ByAsa Hawks

Viewers of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo know that Alana Thompson’s dad Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson has been having a number of medical issues that have resulted in several trips to the hospital over the past year. He and his family are currently in Jacksonville, Florida so a neurologist can run tests on him. Keep reading for all of Mama June’s updates on his condition over he last few days. #prayersforsugarbear

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VH1 officially green-lights LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian show, issues press release

ByAsa Hawks

Singer LeAnn Rimes confirmed back in May that she and husband Eddie Cibrian would be getting their own show, saying at the time, “We’re doing a TV show based on our reality,” before adding, “We’ll take things out of our lives and elaborate them and make them funny. People have been laughing at us – we want them to laugh with us!” Today VH1 confirmed they will be the home of the pseudo-scripted series, which will be six half-hour episodes and will premiere in Fall 2013/Winter 2014. Keep reading for the full press release with more details about the show, and of course some exclusive “LeAnn & Eddie” show graphics from us!

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Sharon Osbourne locked Kelly Osbourne in a padded room to help her kick drug addiction

ByStarcasm Staff

It’s no secret that 28-year-old Kelly Osbourne struggled with a deep addiction to prescription pills that started when she was a young teen while her family was participating in the MTV reality show The Osbournes. In the latest issue of UK’s Cosmopolitan Kelly revisits her addiction nightmare, and the lengths her mother went to to save her.

PHOTO Paris Hilton poses with a baby at handbag launch event in Ibiza

ByAsa Hawks

Paris Hilton fans come in all shapes and sizes! The 32-year-old socialitrepreneur hosted a meet and greet event as part of an exclusive unveiling of her 2014 Handbags & Accessories collection at the Amnesia store in Ibiza earlier today where she was introduced to her biggest littlest fan… a baby! Plus, links to some of our other favorite Paris pics from over the years.

Rihanna shares machine gun grill photos

ByAsa Hawks

Brash and outspoken singer Rihanna is no stranger to shooting off at the mouth, and now she’s got the grill bling to back it up! The 25-year-old took to instagram today and posted photos of her gold machine gun grill, the first of which was accompanied by, “Up watching Cocaine Cowboyz #KillinDeseHeauxz #phuckyogrill #ilickthegunwhenimdone- cuziknowthatrevengeissweet” Keep reading for the machine guncisors shots as well as a photo of Rihanna’s revealing outfit she wore during the Barbados Kadooment Day Parade for those of you more into seeing bling on the other parts of Rihanna.

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Creator of Teen Mom franchise Lauren Dolgen says “bring on the criticism”

ByDarren O

In the countless numbers of articles written about 16 & Pregnant, Teen Mom, Teen Mom 2 and now Teen Mom 3, relatively little has been said by or about show creator Lauren Dolgen. In a recent “So What Do You Do” write-up via Media Bistro, the MTV executive discussed her creations and the endless debate that will forever rage about the franchise. Find out how Dolgen defends the show’s legacy as well as the cast and how she, as a producer, deals with the conflicting issue of how reality TV can turn virtual unknowns into stars, changing the nature of who they were when first cast.

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Nathan Griffith’s ex-wife doesn’t want Jenelle Evans around their daughter

ByDarren O

The ex-wife of Jenelle Evans’ boyfriend, Nathan Griffith, has sounded off about the Teen Mom 2 star in a recent interview with Star. Read Allison Stevens’ comments about the daughter that she and Nathan have and why she doesn’t want her child around Jenelle. Also find out a bit about her past and her current situation with her daughter that’s similar to Jenelle’s story.

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What are The Hills’ Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag doing now?

ByStarcasm Staff

In a buildup to The Hills‘ alternate ending set to air Aug. 9 on MTV, the channel is running marathons of the now-retro show. It takes us back to LC, Kristin Cavallari, Audrina, Lo Bosworth, the whole bunch!

One pair, however, really knew how to dominate the headlines while they were on top: Speidi! They were so good at it they wrote a book about it. Maybe they should have read their book more thoroughly because they essentially dropped off the face of the earth. How are they? What are they doing now?

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Zumba prostitute Alexis Wright told husband she was working undercover for the government

ByStarcasm Staff

Tonight TLC airs a documentary called Sex, Lies, and Zumba about the Zumba prostitution scandal that rocked a Maine town. This May Alexis Wright was sentenced to 10 months in jail for running a prostitution business out of her Zumba fitness studio with partner Mark Strong. The story was discovered on Valentine’s Day 2012 when Kennebunk, Maine police found video footage and extremely detailed records inside Alexis’ studio.

Zooey Deschanel is overwhelmed by all the mean haters on the internet

ByStarcasm Staff

Zooey Deschanel has a thing or two to say about internet haters. “Even I get slammed and overwhelmed by how negative the Internet can get, and I’m an adult. I don’t pay any mind to it,” she says in an interview with Marie Claire, “but it’s pretty shocking how when you give people anonymity – it’s like the worst of human nature.”