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Tonight was the season premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo as America’s favorite redneck family made their triumphant return to the small screen with two back-to-back episodes. In the second episode, appropriately titled “The Birds and the Boos,” Mama June tried talking to her three older daughters about sex — a conversation chock full of anatomical Mama Junisms ranging from “fruit loop” (vagina) to ting tangs (breasts). Thankfully (or perhaps not), TLC producers created an Operation-inspired visual guide to the human female anatomy according to Mama June that illustrates exactly what’s what.

Mama June updates fans on Honey Boo Boo’s sister Lauryn “Pumpkin” Thompson’s condition after the family’s car accident last week. Although Pumpkin returned home from the hospital yesterday, she is still having serious issues with post-severe concussion symptoms and post-traumatic stress disorder from the wreck. (Includes photos of Pumpkin from the hospital.) #GetWellSoonPumpkin