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Kris Humphries wants to avoid divorce at all cost

As we previously reported Kris Humphries has filed for an annulment hoping to wipe the slate clean of his marriage from Kim Kardashian. He is claiming fraud stating that he believes that Kim never really loved him and that it was all a show for her show. Kim has argued this claim stating that she really loved him. This move sets up the possibility for a serious legal battle but sources are stating it’s Kris’ religious convictions and not money or bitterness that has lead him to want to annul the marriage. He’s so motivated on this front he actually has a plan B as well in hopes of avoiding a divorce.

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Kris Humphries wants to annul “fraudulent” marriage

Kris Humphries has filed for an annulment of his 72-day marriage to Kim Kardashians on grounds of fraud. Kris claims that he genuinely wanted to marry Kim Kardashian, but believes Kim never intended to stay with him. He claims he was defrauded because he was led to believe that Kim was serious about the marriage when she wasn’t. (In other words, it looks like Kris thinks the whole wedding was staged for the reality, and he’s insisting he wasn’t aware of any disingeniousness at the time.

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Kris Humphries’ Kim-look-alike ex-girlfriend says he married Kim Kardashian for fame; Kris horrified at show edits

Here’s a shocker, Kris Humphries may have married Kim Kardashian for fame, and mocked Kim and her family when he dated ex-girlfriend Bianka Kamper (above, who sort of looks like Kim.) Plus, Kris is “horrified” by Kourtney and Kim Take New York edits!

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PHOTOS Kourtney and Kim Take New York Twitter background and Facebook profile pics

For those of you not boycotting the Kardashian family after Kim Kardashian’s offensively short matrimony to Kris Humphries, here are some photos to help you celebrate the Season 2 premiere of Kourtney and Kim Take New York later tonight!

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THANKSGIVING PHOTO OP! Kim Kardashian feeds the hungry at Los Angeles Mission with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Zoe Saldana

Kim Kardashian, still in a whirlwind of a major PR (and possibly legal) fight with ex-husband Kris Humphries, fed the hungry yesterday at Los Angeles Mission. She served up traditional Thanksgiving fixin’s with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Zoe Saldana, and posed for a ton of photos!

It was Kim’s first time at the mission, but a rep told US Weekly that Kim was “was very cordial and friendly,” and “worked hard in both the food preparation area and in serving the food to the guests.”

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Kris Humphries suing Kim Kardashian for $10 million over homophobic comments?

In the new issue of Life & Style a source reveals that Kris Humphries has met with a legal team and is planning on suing Kim Kardashian in an attempt to prevent unflattering footage of him being aired on the upcoming season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York. The footage includes a rather inflammatory scene in which Kris bullies Kim’s friend Jonathan Cheban and calls him “gay” in a derogatory manner. Meanwhile, Kris’ family makes the cover of DUH! magazine by revealing the show is mostly scripted, including the controversial scenes in question. (So why did Kris agree to do them?!? Didn’t he realize that scripted scenes performed in front of television cameras might be aired one day?) Anyways, keep reading for all the details, even though it’s all probably just another example of masterful media trickery by the Kardashian family publicity machine.

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PHOTOS Kris Humphries gets $150,000 endorsement deal for Sector watches

As Kim Kardashian holes up trying to emotionally recover from her traumatic divorce figure out how to quell the public rebellion against her, future ex husband Kris Humphries is using his NBA lock out free time cashing in on his fame while he still can. The 6′ 9″ baller was officially announced as the new spokesman for Sector watches at a ceremony in New York this evening. Keep reading for all the ***yawn*** details as well as a great joke sure to turn up on Leno later tonight.

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood can totally relate to Kim Kardashian

While seemingly the whole interwebs is hating on Kim Kardashian in light of her recent divorce filing from baller Kris Humphries at least one celeb can relate. Teen Mom Amber Portwood sees similarities between what herself and baby-daddy Gary “It’s Gary Time” Shirley have struggled with and the probably failed relationship between Kim and Kris. Read Amber’s comments and then make the all important decision of who you’d roll with, Shirley or Humphries!

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian waits outside Kris Humphries’ home in Minnesota

TMZ broke the story earlier today that Kim Kardashian caught a flight to Minnesota to talk with her soon-to-be-ex-husband Kris Humphries “because she felt like she owed it to Kris to talk things through with him face-to-face.” But, it seems Kris didn’t get the memo because Kim was photographed this evening waiting impatiently at the back door of Kris Humphries’ Minnesota house!

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PHOTO Kim Kardashian counsels little girl in Australia

Soon after Kim Kardashian announced she had filed for divorce from husband Kris Humphries she hopped a plane to the opposite side of the globe for some planned appearances in Australia. One of those appearances was at the David Jones department store in Sydney where fans lined up to meet Kim and sister Khloe, including a little girl who seemed enamored by Kim. Keep reading to see a picture and find out what I imagine the two were talking about.

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PHOTOS – Kim Kardashian’s somber post-divorce red carpet look

Kim Kardashian stepped out for the first time Wednesday night since she filed for divorce Monday. She appeared looking somber with sister Khloe dressed down from her usual bright-colored and sexy style for the Kardashian Kollection handbag launch at Hugo’s in Sydney, Australia.

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Kim Kardashian’s letter to her fans about her divorce from Kris Humphries

Read Kim Kardashian’s lengthy “Message To My Fans” in which she defends the authenticity of her marriage to Kris Humphries, which came to an end on Monday when Kim filed for divorce only 72 days after her elaborate wedding. In the “message” Kim contests claims that the wedding was just a big publicity/marketing stunt that made her tons of money and says she is just a “hopeless romantic” who possibly “rushed in to something too soon.”

PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s divorce papers / documents
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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s divorce papers / documents

The celebrisphere was rocked earlier today when the announcement was made that Kim Kardashian was filing for divorce from her husband Kris Humphries after only 72 days. Keep reading to see photos of the actual papers filed by Kim Kardashian this morning in Los Angeles Superior Court with a bullet point transcript of the highlights.

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PHOTOS Kelly Ripa, Nick Lachey do wedding of Kim Kardashian, Kris Humpries on day of divorce announcement

Sometimes in the world of entertainment you just cant help but have some bad timing. This was the case for Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey who played Halloween wedding day dress up as Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries on the day that their divorce was announced. D’oh! They actually did a pretty good job for their Halloween Regis and Kelly special as you can see from these photos, especially the unique means by which they made Nick look Humphries-tall.

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian in a Poison Ivy costume at Midori Melon Green Halloween Party at Lavo

The two things I look forward to most at Halloween are eating the leftover Snicker’s bars I didn’t hand out to the neighborhood kids and Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costumes! I’ll be waiting on those Snicker bars until late Monday night, but the visual feast of Kim Kardashian in costume has begun! Keep reading to see Kim’s latest venture into the DC Universe as the Queen of Green, Poison Ivy!

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian visits Dubai, rides a camel, wears a burqa, looks awesome, etc

The American female celebrinvasion of the globe continues! At the same time Paris Hilton was touching down in Poland to participate in the expansion of a mall in Katowice, Kim Kardashian and mom Kris Jenner were in Dubai to launch Kim’s new fragrance at Sephora, open the first Millions of Milkshakes store outside of the US, and look at business opportunities in The United Arab Emirates for the expansion of the Kardashian empire in the form of a luxury hotel. Keep reading for all the wonderful SFW Kardashian camel toes, sucking, and humps you can stand!

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Kourtney and Kim Kardashian as children in Kardashian family home videos

Here’s a collection of home movies from the 1980s featuring the first family of reality television, the Kardashians! Check out little Kourt and Kimmy as they dress up and do what little girls do – sing, dance, tell stories, and… ride a horse! Most of the clips are shot by, and feature the voice of, the girls’ father, Robert Kardashian and include appearances by their mom Kris Jenner (Kris Kardashian at the time).

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10 celebrity Twitter reactions to Troy Davis execution

The execution of Troy Davis last night gripped the nation as seemingly everyone was tuned in to see what would happen following the stay granted by the State of Georgia giving time for the Supreme Court to review a last minute request that was eventually denied. Read ten celebrity / pundit Twitter reactions to the news that reflect many different opinions about what happened last night.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Kim Kardashian as slave Princess Leia on failed Kanye West muppet show

I don’t believe I have ever typed a more bloggerotic title than that.

Keep reading to find out all about Kanye West’s failed Comedy Central pilot for his adult hip hop take on The Muppet Show titled Alligator Boots. The puppet comedy/variety show featured Rhymefest as rapper and star Pork Troy with head writer Jimmy Kimmel voicing the sultry and Chef-inspired “Beary” White. The pilot was hosted by Kanye himself and featured a guest appearance by Kim Kardashian wearing every fan boy’s favorite piece of intimate apparel – slave Princess Leia’s bikini!

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VIDEO news reporters mock Kardashian sisters after interview

Two staples in the blogosphere for content are anything to do with the Kardashian sisters and news reporters caught on camera doing something funny when they thought the cameras weren’t rolling. Well in the following clip from Fox 29 out of Philadelphia we get a hilarious combination of the two! See giggling morning anchor Mike Jerrick do his best Kardashian impersonation in this already gone viral clip.

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PHOTOS Kendall Jenner’s runway debut at Sherri Hill Fashion Week show

On Tuesday we shared photos of Kylie Jenner walking the runway for the first time modeling the Abbey Dawn line designed by Avril Lavigne, and now we have Kylie’s older sister Kendall Jenner making her catwalk debut at the Sherri Hill Spring 2012 fashion show! Keep reading for lots of photos of the very photogenic Kendall as well as the tweets of support from the Kardashian family!

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VIDEO PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s Jam (Turn It Up) music video leaked

How to make a Kim Kardashian music video 101: Cover Kim in oil and let her writhe around on the floor in skimpy clothing. Money butt shot. Repeat. That’s about it. BUTT, that doesn’t mean it’s not worth checking out this leaked clip of Kim K’s first music video for her song “Jam (Turn It Up).”

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Hollywood Walk of Fame says “Hell to the No!” to reality stars

According to Ana Martinez from The Hollywood Walk of Fame we will never see reality stars like Kim Kardashian or Snooki getting their own star on the famous sidewalk. Her actual words? “Someone asked if we give reality show characters stars? Hell to the No!” Keep reading for people’s reactions (including my own) to the bold statement and read a list of other controversial figures who have gotten a star on the famous sidewalk!

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries depart LAX for a quickie honeymoon

Newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have denied reports they are taking a honeymoon, but the two were photographed earlier today at LAX where they reportedly boarded a plane for a quickie European getaway! See photos of Kim and the Beanstalk before their departure including a great picture of Kim Kardashian’s blinged out wedding ring! (You can sort of see it there behind that engagement boulder.)

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Big Business: Kim Kardashian reportedly profits $18 million from her wedding

In case you haven’t heard, Kim Kardashian got married to Kris Humphries this weekend! (CLICK HERE to see the Photoshop fun we had with the comparisons between this and The Royal Wedding.) But it looks like this incredibly blast wasn’t just a dream wedding spun from the fantasy’s of a billion over-Disneyed school girls, it was a huge windfall for the Kardashian clan.

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EXCLUSIVE Kim Kardashian wedding photo in Kate Middleton’s dress

Later today the royal couple of American celebridom become one as reality star and fashion icon Kim Kardashian weds NBA player Kris Humphries at a $29 million estate in Montecito, California. In honor of the 10-million-dollar wedding extravaganza of the year I thought I might put together a tribute to Kim and the other royal wedding from 2011. Keep reading to see Kim Kardashian wearing Kate Middleton’s famous Alexander McQueen wedding gown and Kris Humphries sporting a slightly modified version of Prince Williams’ Irish Guards uniform!

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Kris Jenner throwback ‘I Love My Friends’ music video from 1985

In honor of her 30th birthday in 1985 Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner recorded a music video for family and friends titled “I Love My Friends.” Prepare to laugh yourself to death as Olivia Newton Jenner takes you on a 80’s inspired joy ride through her life at the time, including tons of family photos, a sultry bubble bath, and even guest appearances by the likes of Michael Jackson and… OJ Simpson?!? Oh, and of course the Kardashian daughters make an appearance as well!

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PHOTOS What Kim Kardashian shopping for a wedding cake looks like

Kim Kardashian prepares for the America version of the Royal Wedding (scheduled for August 20, in case you hadn’t heard) by shopping for a wedding cake at Hansen’s Cakes on Friday.

So which is sweeter and more stacked – a dozen multi-tiered wedding cakes at a premium bakery in Los Angeles or Kim Kardashian? That IS a lot of cakes, but I think I know my answer.

PHOTO Kim Kardashian leaves her house, looks like a dream, etc…

If you’re like me then you probably ask yourself all the time, “Now why is it everyone cares about Kim Kardashian?” And if you’re like me you’re reminded why pretty much any time you see a photo of her. Get reminded once again as Kim literally looks like the girl of your dreams while leaving her home to attend a party in Beverly Hills earlier today.

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian shops for wedding dress at Vera Wang

There’s been much talk about how Kim Kardashian wants her wedding to be huge, like wicked mega big, like maybe even bigger than William and Kate’s “I do’s.” Well if that’s the case than one of the most important “news items” that will be discussed this year will be her wedding dress and I just so happen to have photos of THE ONE! There I go kidding again, I don’t have that because men in black would come take me away to reality Guantanamo but I do have photos of the future Mrs. Humphries shopping for wedding dresses at Vera Wang in New York City. See camera crews, her sister Kourtney and Vera Wang herself as Kim discusses her gown options including what the alteration is going to run her for her most famous asset!

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X-Ray photo proof that Kim Kardashian’s bodacious butt is real, or is it?

Kim Kardashian has been in the news A LOT lately pimpin’ her wedding, and warding off fake cheating rumors. She must have wanted to step away from that little circus that for a minute, and get back the roots of why she’s famous: her bodacious booty.

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Kim Kardashian’s Maid of Honor will be?

As if the Kim Kardashian promotional machine wasn’t already in overdrive the stunning revelation that she is engaged to professional basketball player Kris Humphries has made it hard for us blog-types to keep up with the various Kim K headlines. Find out who the reality queen has chosen to be her Maid of Honor courtesy of a brief video by her sis Khloe and then get a quick links run down of all the other latest news in the world of the future Mrs. Humphries.

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PHOTOS O’ The Weekend – Kim Kardashian’s giant engagement ring gets papped plus Princess Cake!

OMG, Kim Kardashian got engaged! And she had a gigantic ring, a People cover and filmed the Bacheloresque rose petal engagement for television. Then her family threw her a huge party with an elaborate princess cake and glitter ponies. Next, there was talk about a pre-nup so her fiance, NBA athlete Kris Humphries, can’t take…

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries negotiating pre-nup? What is Kim’s net worth?

Kim Kardashian is negotiating a prenuptial agreement with her husband-to-be Kris Humphries, which is smart because they are both worth quite a bit of bank. Actually, they’re both millionaires, but Kim almost definitely waaaaay more rich than her man. The NBA star Kris reportedly brings in $3.2 million a year with his deal with the…

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Is Kim Kardashian pregnant, changing name to Kim Humphries?

The Kim Kardashian rumor mill has been churning at full speed since her engagement to b-baller Kris Humphries. So what’s being said about the starlet as of today? Wellllll, she’s pregnant, getting married in two months and is going to officially change her name to Kim Humphries! You know those first two seem reasonable but Kim Humphries!?!

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PHOTOS – Will Kim Kardashian’s wedding be better than the Royal Wedding?

Kim Kardashian and her fiance Kris Humphries have emerged in person at Amber Fashion Show at the Meridien Beach Plaza hotel in Monte Carlo, Monaco.after they successfully conquered the U.S media with news of their engagement, Kim’s 20.5 carat $2 million ring, and plans to televise their wedding. Sister Khloe Kardashian even went so far…

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Kim Kardashian got a $2 million diamond ring (She’s also engaged to Kris Humphries)

You read that right! Kim Kardashian is engaged to be married to NBA baller Kris Humphries. Find out how Kris proposed, how the Kris that’s already a Kardashian helped plan the party and exactly how many karats it takes to get Kim K to say yes (a lot)!

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The Kardashians make a music video for Katy Perry’s E.T.

Somehow the entire Kardashian family found time between tapings of their numerous reality shows to create their own music video for Katy Perry’s “E.T.” single off her latest album Teenage Dream. The video features Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Bruce Jenner, Scott Disick, Rob Kardashian, Kris Humphries, Lamar Odom and little Mason Dash Disick at a tropical getaway showing off some serious beach bods and just having a damn fun time! (Includes screen cap highlights)

PHOTOS Kim Kardashian pwns Beverly Hills sidewalk yet again

Kim Kardashian is without a doubt the best thing to happen to sidewalks since Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” video. That woman can turn a series of cracked slabs of colorless concrete encrusted with decade-old gum, canine territorial markings, and takeout menu tumbleweeds into a golden pathway to the Wizard of Oz himself! I always imagine that wherever Kim Kardashian walks, little shy giggling men come out of the bushes and serenade her with choruses from “Lollipop Guild” and The Commodores’ “Brick House.” (At least I know that’s what I would do.)

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Kim Kardashian’s sex tape partner denies dating ex Housewife Danielle Staub

Rumors have been swirling that two veterans of celebrity sex tape fame – record producer and Kim K co-star Ray J and ex Real Housewife Danielle Staub – had found each other and were dating. Ray J has undressed addressed these rumors with one of the funniest Twitter-denials I can recall. You’ve got to see it to believe it!

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VIDEO Keeping Up With The Kardashians Season 6 promo commercial

This season, family rules.

Or at least that’s what the brand spankin’ new commercial for Keeping Up With The Kardashians says about Season 6 of the flagship program of America’s first family of reality television. Keep reading to watch the brand new trailer – you know you can’t resist!

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Meet Claudia Sampedro: Reggie Bush’s look-a-like replacement for Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian’s former boyfriend Reggie Bush is moving on from Kim – – to a Kim look-a-like. Reggie is reportedly flying in to Miami to spend a week with his new girlfriend, Cuban model Claudia Sampedro. She’s got curves to rival Kim’s, and her face has similar features. At certain angles, and with the right…

PHOTOS Kim Kardashian Cosmopolitan UK cover and knockout interior bikini shot

Kim Kardashian is like that annoying first love that makes it a point to find some reason every month or so to give you a call, send you a message on Facebook, or “accidentally” bump into you at Wal-Mart. Just when you think you’re getting over her, there she is to keep the pilot light burning.

Every time I think my one-way love affair with Kim Kardashian is finally winding down, potentially freeing me up to fully commit my celebrity obsession elsewhere. she shows up in some mesmerizing photoshoot, tweets a picture of herself in a ridiculously sexy costume, or shows up on the cover of some foreign magazine looking superhumanly mojotrulescent.

This is a clear-cut case of the latter.

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PHOTOS celebrities enjoying lollipops

Hardly a day goes by where our image news feed doesn’t feature some sexy young celeb enjoying that ol’ double entendre photo op of sucking on a lollipop. As a shout out to all you who enjoy slowly licking up the goodness I’ve put together a photo gallery of celebs enjoying lollipops. Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, actual royalty, Amy Winehouse, Miley Cyrus, Real Housewife Jill Zarin and even Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane are all a part of this popping lollipop post. Check it out!

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Jenelle Evans rekindles Teen Mom war with Kim Kardashian

A while back Kim Kardashian released the Preggersburg Address, a blog post about the issue of teen pregnancy and singled out the show Teen Mom in the process blaming it for glamorizing pregnancy for young women. Teen Mom Amber Portwood replied with a thoughtful smack down that mentioned Kim’s sex tape fame while questioning her expertise on the subject.

Things had been quiet lately in my favorite accidental pop culture celebrity war of words, that was until the always candid Jenelle Evans tweeted a brief review of Kim K’s new song. Oh yeah, you gotta read this!

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian’s new boyfriend Kris Humphries is really, really tall

Normally it’s a good thing to have a significant other you can look up to, but Kim Kardashian may be taking that notion to the extreme by dating NBA player Kris Humphries! Keep reading for photos of Fee-fi-fo-fumphries and Lil Kim at the NBA All-Star Weekend Party presented by Ciroc Vodka yesterday.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Kim Kardashian as Cleopatra in Harper’s Bazaar March 2011

See Kim Kardashian paying tribute to her idol Elizabeth Taylor with a photo spread as Cleopatra in the March, 2011 issue of Harper’s Bazaar. Included is a brief behind-the-scenes video from the shoot with commentary by Kim as well as an excerpt from her conversation with Elizabeth Taylor about Twitter!

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VIDEO PHOTO Kim Kardashian joins Prince on stage at Madison Square Garden concert

Kim Kardashian reminded everyone at the Prince concert tonight in Madison Square Garden that she is celebrity royalty by wearing a dress suitable for a face card! See a photo and watch a video of Kim on stage with Prince and take a look at the exclusive KK Queen of Spades face card from the 2011 starcasm.net celebrity deck!

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PHOTOS Kim Kardashian at 2011 SAG Awards in Marchesa and Lorraine Schwartz

On the same night her new show Kourtney and Kim Take New York airs on E! reality superstar Kim Kardashian was across the country in Los Angeles for the Screen Actors Guild Awards wearing Marchesa and Lorraine Schwartz and looking stunning as usual! BUT WAIT! Is that short hair I see?!?

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PHOTOS Kendall Jenner outshines Kim Kardashian while shopping in Beverly Hills?

It is usually attention suicide to be in the same frame as Kim Kardashian when the shutter clicks, but half-sister Kendall Jenner did the seemingly impossible when she was photographed out shopping with Kim yesterday and not only holds her own but seemingly steals the spotlight! Keep reading for the photos as well as my theory on Kim’s role in making this impossibility possible.

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Wallpaper promo photos for ‘Kourtney and Kim Take New York’

On Sunday, January 23 at 10/9c on E! the Kardashians further expand their reality show empire by invading the Big Apple when sisters “Kourtney and Kim Take New York.” Keep reading for tons of high-resolution promo images you can use to decorate your desktop or just stare at longingly until five o’clock comes around. Also includes the video trailer and a preview clip!

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Kim Kardashian vs. Teen Moms!

Here at Starcasm we are all about keeping up with Kim Kardashian and all our favorite Teen Moms but not in a million years did I see the two forces coming together in a virtual war of words! Somehow, someway the two unstoppable pop phenomenons have found themselves at the doorsteps of a battle over the issue of teen pregnancy and it ain’t pretty folks.

Read what Kim K blogged and then batten down your hatches for Amber Portwood’s and Jenelle Evans’ heated returns of fire. Pop culture cat fight!

PHOTO Kim Kardashian tweets unbelievable bikini photo

It seems I may have been more serious than I thought when I suggested in my previous Kim Kardashian post featuring the lovely reality starlet on the red carpet at the 2011 Critics’ Choice Awards that I was considering becoming the world’s first Kim Kardashianologist. I was planning on moving on to some other well-deserving celebrity headline when I got blind-sided by this bikini photo tweeted by Kim Thursday with the caption “Photo shoot time! @JasonofBH jewels and red lips! #2sexy2tweet?”

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VIDEO Kim Kardashian debuts new single at Tao night club in Las Vegas

The wait is over! Well, sort of…

Kim Kardashian brought in the new year at Tao Night Club in Las Vegas and as a special treat for those in attendance she played her brand new single! That’s the good news. The bad news is that the only known recording was made from the audience and the sound is a little less than stellar. Keep reading to sort of hear the new tune!