Kim Kardashian

If you’re like me then you probably ask yourself all the time, “Now why is it everyone cares about Kim Kardashian?” And if you’re like me you’re reminded why pretty much any time you see a photo of her. Get reminded once again as Kim literally looks like the girl of your dreams while leaving her home to attend a party in Beverly Hills earlier today.

Kim Kardashian is without a doubt the best thing to happen to sidewalks since Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” video. That woman can turn a series of cracked slabs of colorless concrete encrusted with decade-old gum, canine territorial markings, and takeout menu tumbleweeds into a golden pathway to the Wizard of Oz himself! I always imagine that wherever Kim Kardashian walks, little shy giggling men come out of the bushes and serenade her with choruses from “Lollipop Guild” and The Commodores’ “Brick House.” (At least I know that’s what I would do.)

Kim Kardashian is like that annoying first love that makes it a point to find some reason every month or so to give you a call, send you a message on Facebook, or “accidentally” bump into you at Wal-Mart. Just when you think you’re getting over her, there she is to keep the pilot light burning.

Every time I think my one-way love affair with Kim Kardashian is finally winding down, potentially freeing me up to fully commit my celebrity obsession elsewhere. she shows up in some mesmerizing photoshoot, tweets a picture of herself in a ridiculously sexy costume, or shows up on the cover of some foreign magazine looking superhumanly mojotrulescent.

This is a clear-cut case of the latter.

It seems I may have been more serious than I thought when I suggested in my previous Kim Kardashian post featuring the lovely reality starlet on the red carpet at the 2011 Critics’ Choice Awards that I was considering becoming the world’s first Kim Kardashianologist. I was planning on moving on to some other well-deserving celebrity headline when I got blind-sided by this bikini photo tweeted by Kim Thursday with the caption “Photo shoot time! @JasonofBH jewels and red lips! #2sexy2tweet?”

Though there is still not a leaked peep of what Kim Kardashian will sound like on her much-anticipated new music release, we do get to catch a glimpse of what she will look like in her new music video thanks to a couple photos tweeted by Kimmy K yesterday! Keep reading to see the photos and determine for yourself is Kim looks like a music star!

See a video posted by Kim Kardashian stalker Dennis Shaun Bowman addressing the restraining order taken out by Kim in February of 2010. Also includes screen captures of Bowman’s Twitter account where it is obvious he is in violation of the restraining order by continuously sending messages to Kim, sister Khloe and her boyfriend Miles Austin!