I scream, you scream, we all scream to be ice cream!
A lot of people wonder why it is Kim Kardashian is so famous and why people like me keep writing about her.
I can’t explain it in words but I think these photos speak for themselves. Perhaps it’s just because I am a heterosexual male with a pulse, but when I saw these pictures of Kim confidently pounding the sidewalks of Beverly Hills while toting a copy of Talk Dirty Spanish and finishing off the remainder of an ice cream cone all I could think of was one word: newsworthy. (Actually there were three words, but the other two were “ending” and “happy,” which I am afraid would diminish my argument here.)
Kim was just leaving a ‘Silly Bandz’ event at Kitson at which she was promoting the new line of Kardashian Silly Bandz. See what I mean?!? She has Silly Bandz y’all!
Anyways, I would like to dedicate this next song to the ice creamy goodness (and newsworthiness) of Kim Kardashian. Take it away Mr. Tom Waits…
And to finish things off, here’s three scoops of Kim:
*** I’m not sure what’s up with the foam dress.
Photos: SplashNews.com
