PHOTOS Kim Kardashian eating ice cream (Oh, and walking!)

Kim Kardashian eating an ice cream cone

I scream, you scream, we all scream to be ice cream!

A lot of people wonder why it is Kim Kardashian is so famous and why people like me keep writing about her.

Kim Kardashian about to eat an ice cream cone in Beverly Hills

I can’t explain it in words but I think these photos speak for themselves. Perhaps it’s just because I am a heterosexual male with a pulse, but when I saw these pictures of Kim confidently pounding the sidewalks of Beverly Hills while toting a copy of Talk Dirty Spanish and finishing off the remainder of an ice cream cone all I could think of was one word: newsworthy. (Actually there were three words, but the other two were “ending” and “happy,” which I am afraid would diminish my argument here.)

Kim Kardashian sex tape with an ice cream cone on the streets of Beverly Hills

Kim was just leaving a ‘Silly Bandz’ event at Kitson at which she was promoting the new line of Kardashian Silly Bandz. See what I mean?!? She has Silly Bandz y’all!

Anyways, I would like to dedicate this next song to the ice creamy goodness (and newsworthiness) of Kim Kardashian. Take it away Mr. Tom Waits

And to finish things off, here’s three scoops of Kim:

Kim Kardashian sexy as usual walking with a copy of the book Talk Dirty In Spanish

*** I’m not sure what’s up with the foam dress.