A suicidal Angelina Jolie once hired a contract killer to end her life?
A new, unauthorized biography of Mick Jagger’s life is making a lot of salacious claims, most notably about his affairs with David Bowie, Angelina Jolie, and Carla Bruni, but another detail stuck out to us. Reportedly, at the time of Angelina’s affair with Mick, she was going through a rough patch, addicted to heroin, feeling suicidal, and allegedly did something very extreme: hired a contract killer to help her commit suicide.

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