One thing that seems to have gotten lost in the shuffle because of all the advances in image-capturing technology, not to mention the huge expansion in the market for celebrity photos thanks to the internet, is the not so fine art of the paparazzi bikini photo. There’s something to be said for a grainy photograph of famous woman that looks to have been taken by somebody hiding in a bush a half mile away. Whenever I see those kind of pictures I always feel like I’m seeing something rare and not often seen by human eyes – almost like a picture of the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot. Plus, a photo framed by leaves or hotel balcony railings is much more realistic and relays perfectly the wonderful experience of catching an unepected glimpse of a beautiful woman wearing next to nothing.
In other words, here are some not-so-great (but really great!) pictures of Katy Perry relaxing poolside at her hotel in Miami wearing a yellow, green, and black patterned bikini. Be warned though, if you feel you are too young for coin slot viewing, you should probably click away now!
Not enough Katykini pics for you? Here she is from the day before wearing an even smaller black bikini!
Am I the only one who assumed all of Katy Perry’s bikinis either had spinning peppermint candy boobs or shot whipped cream? #VeryMildDisappointment
Photos: WENN.com and Kadena Press/WENN.com