REALITY TEA – RHOC star Tamra Judge recently got her lips permanently stained light pink, which was not something I had ever heard of but am decidedly unsurprised by the existence of. And apparently Tamra Judge’s tattooed lipstick isn’t even the first among the Real Housewives cast: two other RHOC cast members have had the same thing done, and two more have tattooed eyebrows. The more you know!
CELEBITCHY – Liv Tyler’s 25-step, $1,000 skin care routine used to be her “secret obsession,” until she did a video about it for Vogue and earned herself free skin care products for the rest of her life (assuming she wasn’t getting them already)
THE BLEMISH – Model Carissa Pinkston said some transphobic and mostly confused-sounding things on social media, then tripled (quadrupled?) down on them by claiming she was transgender herself. Unfortunately for Carissa, she very much isn’t
DLISTED – Ashley Olsen was photographed wearing an engagement ring while trying to look super low-key in public yesterday, so she may have continued 2019’s hot celebrity trend of massive weddings on the DL
THE BLAST – Jordyn Woods, Tristan Thompson’s ex fling and Kylie Jenner’s ex BFF, is making the most of her fall-from-grace time in the spotlight by appearing as Rick Ross’ lover in a new video
JEZEBEL – If Idris Elba can’t even explain the plot of Cats beyond using the phrase “Cat Heaven” three times in twelve seconds, no one else should feel bad for being unable to do the same
VOX – “3 winners and 4 losers from the first night of the July Democratic debates”
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – “The Top 5 Wildest Moments from The Hills: New Beginnings Episode 6″
GO FUG YOURSELF – This looks like every photo of Zach Braff?
LAINEY GOSSIP – The trailer for Robert Eggers’ new movie The Lighthouse is here and it looks marvelous. Also I thought his next movie was a remake of Nosferatu, so this relative curveball was a delicious surprise
(Photo credits: Tamra Judge’s tattooed lipstick via Robert O’neil / SplashNews.com)
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