THE BLAST – With Vicki Gunvalson quitting Real Housewives of Orange County (allegedly), speculation about who the show will hire to replace her is rampant. Vicki, the show’s last remaining OG cast member, appeared to suggest that after fourteen seasons she was ready for “new projects” in a cryptic post that seems to have fans about evenly split between “Say it ain’t so” and “Bye, Felicia”
DLISTED – Miley Cyrus had surgery on her vocal cords after also having her tonsils taken out in a separate surgery, so she won’t be singing for a little while
REALITY TEA – “People’s Choice Awards Reality Show Winners & Photos- Tom Sandoval, Kandi Burruss, Lisa Rinna, & More!”
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – “E! Announces New Reality Series Meet the Frasers Featuring Psychic Medium Matt Fraser & Family: Watch the First Trailer”
GO FUG YOURSELF – Sterling K. Brown and Martha Plimpton won the Frozen II red carpet (but honestly everybody looked great)
CELEBITCHY – It’s shocking how much Charlize Theron looks like Megyn Kelly in the new trailer for the upcoming movie Bombshell…and, yes, now that I see it, I have to admit that the eyelid game is very strong indeed
JEZEBEL – Headline of the day: “Congratulations to This Antisocial Screaming Penguin for Winning New Zealand’s Bird of the Year Poll”
VOX – The more I read about Watchmen, HBO’s adaptation of Alan Moore’s iconic graphic novel, the more I’m convinced that ten years from now it will be regarded as the beginning of the end of Peak TV. (It probably doesn’t help that I have zero interest in getting involved with such a byzantine show)
LAINEY GOSSIP – Doctor Sleep has already been declared a complete flop at the box office, but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy these photos of stars Ewan McGregor and Rebecca Ferguson walking the red carpet at the premiere
THE BLEMISH – “Datsik Took 18 Months to Write This Shitty Apology for Raping Women”
(Photo credit: Vicki Gunvalson quitting via Instagram)
John Sharp is Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail john@starcasm.net or Twitter @john_starcasm.
