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Keanu Reeves new girlfriend

CELEBITCHYEveryone is swooning over Keanu Reeves new girlfriend, a 46-year-old artist (and business partner of Keanu’s) named Alexandra Grant. I only mention her age because Keanu is getting showered with praise for dating someone roughly his age (she’s still nine years younger than him, but they’re both “old” by entertainment industry standards). It turns out the two of them have actually been together for months; the photo above was taken in May

THE BLASTJohn Stamos flubbed the end of his song during The Little Mermaid Live last night and now the big question is whether he did so accidentally or on purpose. Though he’s not the first person to make a Freudian slip involving Prince Eric and Prince Albert (Grimsby was definitely the first)

REALITY TEABelow Deck star Abbi Murphy is married to her “f*ck buddy” Captain Patrik after he proposed to her in a text. The engagement only aired on the show last night; afterward, Abbi confirmed that the two of them really get married on the DL — congrats!

VOXHere’s the deal with James Turrell, “one of the world’s greatest quasi-spiritual artists” and the man whose aesthetic Kanye West has been borrowing from more and more ever since Kanye started his born-again phase

LAINEY GOSSIP“So, once again, Chris Evans is promoting a movie where he probably can’t say much. He was just in a movie where he couldn’t say much – that would be Avengers: Endgame. Now that he’s on press tour for Knives Out then, he’s saying all the things he couldn’t say about Endgame.”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPA Very Merry Cavallari Holiday Special is Coming to E! in December; Very Cavallari Returns in January: Check Out the Season 3 Trailer”

JEZEBEL“Let’s All Cringe and Remember Christina Aguilera’s ‘Dirrty’ Phase”

GO FUG YOURSELFNetflix is dropping a Hallmark-looking Christmas movie called Let It Snow and it seems everyone associated with it decided to just roll with that theme because they all looked pretty chilly at the premiere

THE BLEMISHMotley Crue are so busy taking weak tabloid shots at each other that they’re blowing a chance to earn $150 million on an extended reunion tour. Though apparently one of the conditions of the deal is that Vince Neil get back into shape, which, good luck

DLISTEDSpeaking of unexpected 80s throwbacks, Pamela Anderson is just happy to have people talking about her this much in 2019, even if it is for wearing and then trying to defend the classic ill-advised Halloween costume

(Photo credit: Keanu Reeves new girlfriend via JDMC /

John Sharp is Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail or Twitter @john_starcasm.

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