REALITY TEA – Turns out Porsha Williams isn’t the only Real Housewife with IRS issues. Robyn Dixon back taxes are now a thing, thanks to the agency claiming the Real Housewives of Potomac star didn’t pay any income tax at all from 2015 to 2017. Robyn’s total tax bill is just shy of $90,000, but at least she’s not Lori Laughlin
JEZEBEL – Popeye’s is bringing back its infamous and long-sold-out chicken sandwich just in time for everyone to have forgotten all about it and thus presumably (?) get excited about it all over again. I would never have guessed that fast food could do with sandwiches what sneaker companies do with shoes, but it seems a limited-edition chicken sandwich can and did work
LAINEY GOSSIP – The other night, accused rapist and generally disgraced human Harvey Weinstein was spotted hanging out in the audience at an open mic night for artists. No one was saying anything about it, so one of the artists — by chance, a comedian! — got up on stage and proceeded to roast him (despite a less-than-receptive audience). Her name is Kelly Buchanan, and here’s the video of her impromptu set
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – “Jersey Shore Star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Avoids Felony Charges Stemming From Fight with Baby Mama Jen Harley; Charged with Five Misdemeanors Instead”
THE BLAST – This Kanye and Kim headline is some grade-A low key shade
CELEBITCHY – And speaking of Kanye, he would like you to know that he apparently “suffers on social media” because there are too many sexy women sharing sexy photos of their bodies. He said some other stuff too; none of it really makes any sense!
THE BLEMISH – Ben Affleck is trying to find love on an exclusive, members-only dating app that requires users to create “a photo montage set to music.” Ben Affleck’s life is currently the pilot episode of a network sitcom
DLISTED – Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild infamy was “tied up, robbed, and nearly kidnapped” by five armed men while hanging out at his neighbor’s house in Mexico last week. I wish I could say that the burglars singled Joe out, but alas, it seems the other people in the house suffered the same fate
GO FUG YOURSELF – This article on the character Chris Evans’ brother Scott played on One Life To Life is so delightful that you’ll forget there are also photos of the two handsome brothers wearing “low-key, reasonable bomber jackets” for you to look at
VOX – It’s getting cold-ish outside, so here’s the deal with the sleeping bag puffer coats you’re about to start seeing everywhere again
(Photo credit: Robyn Dixon back taxes via Instagram)
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