JEZEBEL – The Ryan Phillippe domestic assault details in the just-settled case Phillippe’s ex-girlfriend Elsie Hewitt brought against him “paint a troubling portrait” of the 43-year-old former star
DLISTED – “Juicy” Joe Giudice is no longer in ICE custody — he’s been sent back to Italy while his lawyers battle the deportation order that sent him there earlier this year. Theresa, for her part, is being “realistic about the fate of their marriage should [Joe] be deported” for good
VOX – Amazon announced it’s going to start offering free next-day delivery on $1 items like dental floss and toothpaste, forests and fossil fuels be damned. Still doesn’t beat a 10-minute walk or drive to the nearest drugstore — because when you need toothpaste, you generally can’t wait until tomorrow
REALITY TEA – RHOA star Kenya Moore says NeNe Leakes is a “bully” with “very few friends”; NeNe, at almost the same time, said she doesn’t think Kenya is telling the truth about her (Kenya’s) split from estranged husband Marc Daly, and that Marc couldn’t have been the one cheating
CELEBITCHY – Just in time for Halloween season: the horror of a royal wedding without a carriage ride will become reality when Princess Beatrice marries Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi at Windsor Castle
THE BLAST – Fortnite blew up its map, which is now just a black hole. Plenty of players appear to be pissed; on the other hand, this is the only time I have ever been interested in Fortnite
LAINEY GOSSIP – The second official trailer for the Charlie’s Angels reboot is here — and it’s really the first trailer, since the one before this was mostly just a teaser with little actual footage and no action
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – “Jenni Farley’s Ex-Boyfriend Zack Carpinello Apologizes to Her & Angelina Pivarnick For His Actions on Most-Recent Jersey Shore Family Vacation Episode”
GO FUG YOURSELF – Billie Piper’s dress looks like a hypnotic fishing net and I wish she’d worn it on Doctor Who so we could have gotten Christopher Eccleston’s reaction
THE BLEMISH – It turns out not everyone who works in adult film is above board about it
(Photo credits: Ryan Phillippe domestic assault details via SplashNews.com)
John Sharp is Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail john@starcasm.net or Twitter @john_starcasm.
