Category: Daily Starbuzz

LINKS Jen Shah RHOSLC gossip, Erika Jayne divorce, Trump keeps losing…

REALITY TEAReal Housewives of Salt Lake City star Jen Shah is already stepping forward as the shading grace of Bravo’s newest Real Housewives franchise. According to the Jen Shah RHOSLC gossip, the “plastic surgery scene in Utah is on fire,” and anyone in her strata who says they haven’t had work done is straight-up lying

THE BLASTIn other Real Housewives news, recently divorcing RHOBH star Erika Jayne has asked for “temporary support” from her soon-to-be ex-husband Thomas Girardi, and also claimed she’s “unaware of the full value” of the couple’s assets

JEZEBELThe Republican Party is lining up behind America’s current president in trying to undermine confidence in the 2020 presidential election — which election said current president lost, to Joe Biden. Biden’s first day as President of the United States will be January 20th, 2021

VOXI didn’t know it was possible to explain how Joe Biden will “fix Trump’s global mess” in just 600 words, but here’s Vox getting it done

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPRemember how Lil Wayne was one of a slew of rappers who endorsed America’s current president very late in the election cycle because they all valued money over people? Well, Lil Wayne’s daughter has something to say about her father’s decision. It’s a four-letter word, and it rhymes with “thumb”

CELEBITCHYDid you know Joe and Jill Biden have two dogs, and that one of them is a rescue? I didn’t, but I’m excited because now we can have dogs back in the White House! The rescue’s name is Major, he’s a big goofy German Shepherd, and he will be the first rescue dog to live in the White House; also, he is a very good boy

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“Former 90 Day Fiancé Star Nicole Nafziger is Accused of Posting Tribute to Herself From Fiancé Azan Tefou’s Social Media”

DLISTEDNicki Minaj says she doesn’t have a nanny. You will never get me to believe that any human being as rich and busy as Nicki Minaj doesn’t have a nanny, whether that human being has children or not

LAINEY GOSSIPBen Affleck has a favorite T-shirt, he wears it for a strikingly high percentage of pap strolls, and he has it in enough variants that it’s possible to imagine an entire closet filled with just this one shirt, like Doug Funnie’s wardrobe come to life

GO FUG YOURSELFFinally, enjoy this photo gallery of the late, great Alex Trebek throughout the years. Apparently he had a thing for “funny older women,” plus there’s a fantastic late 90s shot of Trebek in a Canadian tuxedo

LINKS Biden Harris victory, Flip or Flop controversy, Andy Cohen on #PumpRules…

CELEBITCHYIt turns out that the Biden Harris victory in the 2020 Presidential Election was both a lot closer than what most of us expected and also not that close at all. Though America’s current president is disputing the result because it doesn’t favor him, it looks like Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will have won with around 306 electoral votes and a popular vote majority of at least five million

VOXKamala Harris represents at least three major firsts: she’ll be the first woman to serve as Vice President, as well as the first Black person and the first person of South Asian descent

JEZEBELReturning to America’s current president (for one of the last times): Donald Trump’s presidency came to an ignominious end in the parking lot of a lawn care company over the weekend. By all reports, he’s been watching TV and shouting ever since

DLISTEDCNN anchor Anderson Cooper apologized for calling Donald Trump an “obese turtle, on his back, flailing in the hot sun” after Trump’s pitiful Thursday night press conference — something that Cooper did not have to do, because his simile was startlingly accurate, but that he did anyway

LAINEY GOSSIPJoe Biden may have won the presidency, but MSNBC anchor, numbers guru, sleepless wonder, and newly designated snack Steve Kornacki ran away with the race for America’s heart

THE BLASTIn a segue back to celebrity news, Lizzo celebrated the Biden Harris election by jumping on her jetski shouting “BYE BITCH!” as she sped across the water

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPFlip or Flop‘s Christina Anstead has some words for people who’ve accused her of being an absentee mother during her divorce from Ant. (“Absent mother” is also kind of a tough one to throw in the middle of a pandemic, when there’s plenty of evidence of parents *wishing* they could abandon their kids for even five minutes)

REALITY TEA“Andy Cohen Says Stassi Schroeder And Kristen Doute’s Exit From Vanderpump Rules Will ‘Create A Lot Of Story That Is Absolutely Real'”

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPIt will probably come as no surprise for you to learn that Jinger Dugger and Jeremy Vuolo think Halloween is a Satanic cult thing…but that that’s no reason for them to stop celebrating it

GO FUG YOURSELFWhy yes, I do want to see a great picture of Grace Jones and Dolph Lundgren; thank you for asking!

   

LINKS Gwen and Blake engaged, Chrissy Tiegen returns, Emily Ratajkowski pregnant…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPCongratulations are finally in order for Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton! Gossip’s longest-running will-they-won’t-they couple is *finally* ready to tie the knot. And we got official confirmation of Gwen and Blake engaged from the stars themselves

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPChrissy Tiegen made an emotional return to the public sphere four weeks after losing her son midway through her pregnancy. In a heartfelt Medium essay, Tiegen thanked everyone who’s reached out to offer support, and said she announced her miscarriage to help strengthen other women who’ve suffered the same thing but felt they couldn’t speak out

GO FUG YOURSELFEmily Ratajkowski announced her pregnancy via a pap stroll and an essay on “gestation and gender” in the latest Vogue. Emily’s pregnancy pap stroll outfit of choice is also worth a look

LAINEY GOSSIPSofia Coppola’s newest movie, On The Rocks, is nothing you haven’t seen from her before. But maybe that’s exactly what you want in the middle of a pandemic and a presidential election that are essentially the same thing. Also of note: Bill Murray being Bill Murray, always a balm

DLISTEDWas anyone else’s Twitter feed so overwhelmed with piss takes on Kim Kardashian’s 40th birthday party announcement that you failed to notice Kanye wasn’t there for her private island soirée?

JEZEBELHeadline of the Day; likely Content of the Week: “Thank the Satanic Panic for Beetlejuice, The Addams Family, and the Golden Age of Creepy Kids’ Shit”

THE BLASTOld: Kim Zolciak spends two thousand dollars a day on “glam” for herself and her eighteen-year-old daughter. Shiny and new: Britney Spears drops $500 daily on a private in-home chef (practically a necessity in the time of COVID)

VOXFurther proof that just giving needy people money is probably a good idea: “A Canadian study gave $7,500 to homeless people. Here’s how they spent it: The results show the power of cash transfers to reduce homelessness.”

REALITY TEASouthern Charm comes back tomorrow night, so naturally there’s a lot to unpack here: “Craig Conover Was ‘Heartbroken’ When Cameran Eubanks Quit Southern Charm, Says She Was Set To Film And Quit The Day Before, He Thinks He Can Convince Cameran To Return; Addresses Cheating Allegations Spread By Kathryn Dennis”

CELEBITCHYI probably shouldn’t be tickled by this story George and Amal Clooney sharing power happily with Harry and Meghan, but it’s tough when literally everyone involved is this charming and suave

LINKS Lily James affairs, Jersey Shore baby, Cardi B’s Birkins…

CELEBITCHYIt turns out we should maybe be referring to the Lily James affairs — as in plural. Just a week ago, it emerged that Lily and Dominic West had a “Roman bangathon” in full view of the paparazzi. And now it’s emerged that Lily and her Rebecca co-star Armie Hammer almost certainly carried on a passionate affair during filming

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPJersey Shore Family Vacation star Deena Cortese is expecting her second child with husband Chris Buckner in May of 2021. In case you were wondering, Deena’s will be the ninth baby in total for the cast of Jersey Shore, which almost seems impossible given where the show started

DLISTEDCardi B and Offset are taking some heat for their seeming addiction to Birkin bags. Offset has been flashing receipts for the $128,662.50 he spent on Birkins as a thank you to Cardi for taking him back. And that’s not counting the $20,000 he dropped on a bag for two-year-old Kulture’s birthday

VOXA very important essay (if also very difficult to read), and no, I’m not being sarcastic: “What was fun? As we adjust to the ‘new normal,’ something’s missing”

GO FUG YOURSELFYesterday was the 50th anniversary of Pierre Cardin’s legendary semi-topless, semi-bottomless nurse outfit. Somehow I’ve still never seen this as a legit sexy nurse Halloween costume

REALITY TEAReal Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards says she’s mended fences with dearly departed former co-star Denise Richards. After siding with Brandi last season, Kyle now says she “never like[s] leaving things hanging” and has “texted with” Denise to make things right

THE BLASTDrake just celebrated his 34th birthday with a huge party in an LA club. 34 somehow seems both too young and exactly right for Drake, who has looked kind of 34 forever. But the lack of masks and social distancing in the many pics of the party is troubling — is anyone still legit quarantining, or are we all playing pretend?

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPKylie Jenner’s latest self-promoting Instagram photo album is Carole Baskin-inspired. Would you believe Tiger King came out this past March? I swear, everything that happened at the very beginning of 2020 feels at least two full years old

LAINEY GOSSIP“In Totally Under Control, all of [documentarian Alex] Gibney’s chief interests are brought to bear: politics, dirty backroom deals, great Americans brought down by hubris. Some might argue using the word ‘great’ in terms of Donald Trump, but I think any US president hamstrung through sheer incompetence is of note, whether one approves of them personally or not. And in Totally Under Control, Gibney, along with directors Ophelia Harutyunyan and Suzanne Hillinger, lays out the step-by-step bungling of the US response to the coronavirus epidemic”

JEZEBELFinally, just in time for the final stretch of Halloween 2020, here are the ten winners of Jezebel’s annual scary story contest. You won’t believe #6

   

LINKS Adele hosts SNL, Melania’s double returns, Best Vibrators 2020…

DLISTEDIt was always going to be strange to see Adele hosts SNL without actually singing (H.E.R. was the musical guest this week). Everyone and their mother thought this would be Adele’s reveal of her super secret new album, or at least a single. But she acknowledged the gossip by saying the album “isn’t finished,” then wound up singing during a sketch anyway

CELEBITCHYI’ve lost track of the number of times a woman who only superficially looks like Melania Trump has appeared alongside America’s current president in public. But it’s happened often enough that there’s a big & growing group of people who think the White House employs regular body doubles to pass off as Melania, and it happened again a couple days ago

JEZEBELThe headline says it all: “Let’s Hear It for the Best Vibrators to Stimulate Your Days at Home”

THE BLASTFormer Basketball Wives star Draya Michele is showing off her custom Victoria’s Secret Halloween costume and her body both at the same time

REALITY TEAFormer Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak-Biermann says that now that her daughter Ariana is 18 and has “her own love of makeup,” the family’s glam budget is at least “a couple thousand dollars a day,” not including wardrobe

VOXSpeaking of posturing: at least five people who work for the Vice President have tested positive for COVID-19. And the VP has been directly exposed to those people. The White House’s response? Send him back out on the campaign trail for maskless rallies

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPStrong tea brewing: “8 Behind-the-Scenes Secrets We Learned From the Recent Laguna Beach Cast Reunion”

LAINEY GOSSIP“Finally, 2020 has done something right and given us another season of a great show. Miracle Workers is a vastly underappreciated comedy series starring Daniel Radcliffe, Steve Buscemi, Geraldine Viswanathan, Karan Soni, and Lolly Adefope. The first season is about a group of angels trying to save Earth from a disinterested God, and the second season is set in the Dark Ages. The newest iteration of the show will be set in the Old West, with the cast bumbling their way along the Oregon Trail — here come the ‘you have died of dysentery’ jokes”

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPAmber Rose is speaking out against her ex Kanye West again, following Kanye’s recent media scuffles with both Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner. According to Amber, Kanye recently referred to her as a “prostitute” and has been bullying her every chance he gets for a decade

GO FUG YOURSELFToday’s super fun GFY throwback gallery: “Holy Cow, the 1993 Premiere of True Romance Was A RIDE!”

LINKS Zoom Dick, Pre-Election Asteroid, 50 Cent loves money…

JEZEBELStill-current New Yorker writer, television pundit, and lawyer Jeffrey Toobin gave rise to the phrase “Zoom Dick” yesterday, after it emerged that Toobin mistakenly got his dick out during a Zoom meeting with at least seven other New Yorker heavyweights. The number of dick-related puns on Toobin’s name has been a delight

DLISTEDNeil deGrasse Tyson says there’s a decent chance an asteroid approximately the size of a refrigerator could “buzz-cut Earth” the day before the presidential election. Tyson also says the asteroid is too small “to cause harm,” which leads me to wonder: a refrigerator from the 1950s, or one from today?

THE BLAST50 Cent appears to intend to vote for America’s current president in the upcoming election. He announced this after seeing a graphic on the evening news featuring hypothetical upper tax brackets under the Biden plan, where people making more than $400,000 per year would see an increase. In unsurprising related news, 50 Cent appears to value money above all

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP16 and Pregnant Season 6 Stars Madisen Beith & Rachelle Perez Give Updates on Their Lives as Teen Moms, Their Relationship Statuses & More”

REALITY TEARHOBH star Erika Jayne stole a meme from a noted fan account (@brandsbybravo), then didn’t credit the account in reposting it, *then* mocked the account when the woman behind it asked Erika for credit. It’s never a good sign when you start thinking you’re above the fan accounts

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPKim Kardashian is upset over the affect the coronavirus pandemic has had on her 40th birthday plans. She intended to have a week-long party called “Wild, Wild Miss West’s 40th Birthday,” complete with a metal cowgirl costume (?), but now Kim’s had to scrap everything because no one will come because there’s a debilitating virus lurking in everyone’s bushes

CELEBITCHYThe British press is accusing one of the royal couples of elitism, “sitting in an ivory tower,” and “becoming a bit irrelevant.” Guess before you click: it is William and Kate, or Harry and Meghan?

LAINEY GOSSIPLily James has canceled every promotional appearance for the new Netflix remake of Rebecca after tabloid photos of her dalliance in Rome with married douche Dominic West dictated 100% of the questions she woud get if she went on anyone’s show

GO FUG YOURSELFNow this is an interesting celebrity photo gallery for 2020: “Let’s Stare at Some Celebrity Zoom Backgrounds”

VOX“This animated miniseries perfectly captures the loneliness of autumn: Over the Garden Wall is like a forgotten fairy tale, and it can be watched in under two hours.”

   

LINKS Leah Messer heroin addiction, Adele’s new album, Cardi B’s divorce…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPFor the first time ever, Teen Mom 2 star has admitted being addicted to something more than prescription pills. The Leah Messer heroin addiction came as a shock to fans; she also acknowledged that her father, Gary Messer, is “still addicted to prescription drugs”

THE BLASTAdele will give her first performance in over a year — and first since losing over 100 pounds — when she hosts Saturday Night Live this weekend. For no particular reason. Yeah, she definitely has a new album coming out

CELEBITCHYCardi B says she filed for divorce from Offset to teach him “a lesson” and insists that she’s “not getting f*cking abused” despite taking him back

VOXIs “an unnattainable crush [the] perfect distraction for these chaotic times”? Because if you really believe that opening yourself up to physical temptations while having to social distance is a good thing, I wonder if you would also consider breaking a finger the next time you have a headache

REALITY TEABack to reality news: RHOC associate David Beador “is now a married man with a baby on the way” after tying the knot with baby momma Lesley Cook over the weekend

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPIn addition to maybe quietly endorsing Joe Biden for President of the United States, Jill Dillard appears to be the only member of the extended Duggar family who takes COVID-19 seriously instead of just dismissing it as a hoax

LAINEY GOSSIPI almost hate to agree with this deliciously hot mid-October take, but I, too, generally find Halloween to be an excruciating chore. I’m no good at figuring out costumes and I never have any budget to put together a truly scary murder show of decorations, and if you’re just going to throw up some tacky stuff from the costume shop then why bother at all?

DLISTEDSpeaking of horror, Look Who’s Talking Too star Kirstie Alley is upset after tweeting defiant support for America’s current president and then having people call her on it

JEZEBELFor some light reading, consider Jezebel’s ongoing carousel of scary stories: “My Endless Quest to Find the Woman in This Terrifying Tinder Urban Legend”

GO FUG YOURSELFAnd finally, with some perfectly frilly 80s glamour: “For No Apparent Reason, Here is Heather Locklear in 1987”

LINKS Khloe Kardashian plastic surgery, Hillbilly Elegy trailer, Kate Plus 8 house…

THE HOLLYWOOD GOSSIPJust when you think the gossip has died down, the subject of the gossip comes along and stirs it back up! The topic today is Khloe Kardashian plastic surgery, because Khloe would like you to know that she’s actually never had any performed. And apparently “micro-injections, laser work, and facial contouring” don’t count

CELEBITCHYNetflix’s adaptation of the bestselling and problematic memoir Hilbilly Elegy finally has a trailer. The movie stars Amy Adams and Glenn Close, both of whom are getting Oscar buzz for their roles. Based on reaction to the trailer, if they do win it’ll be for the same reason Martin Scorsese won for The Departed

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPKate Gosselin, who’s reportedly been living off of TLC residuals for the last year or so, is said to be “struggling with money” and has put the Kate Plus 8 house on the market for $400,000 less than what she paid

REALITY TEAAccording to Real Housewives of Orange County star Emily Simpson, her co-star Braunwyn Windham-Burke has become such a point of contention that every single one of the show’s cast members unfollowed her on social media and none of them are speaking to her

JEZEBELAnd on that note: “The Real Housewives of Orange County is officially back for season 15, sans a few of its longest running stars, and it is truly worse than ever”

GO FUG YOURSELFLet’s just come out and say it: Irina Shayk’s top looks like it has two perfectly symmetrical if misaligned breast holes in it. Abraham Lincoln used to go barefoot to let his feet breathe; maybe the designer of this shirt had the same thing in mind, but for boobs

DLISTEDThis house in Riverside CA has such realistic-looking Halloween decorations that neighbors have called various authorities several times. The kicker is the fake flames shooting up from the windows, complete with at least one heavy-duty smoke machine, which has led the fire department to come out more than once

THE BLASTWhen Chadwick Boseman died in August, he didn’t leave behind a will. His wife, Taylor Simone Ledward, is now petitioning an LA County judge to make her the executrix of Chadwick’s estate

LAINEY GOSSIPSouth Korean sensation BTS’s company, Big Hit Entertainment, went public yesterday in their native country. The resulting surge in stock price made the seven members so wealthy they essentially turned into “proper moguls” in a day

VOXLo and behold, when an entire country decides to listen to scientists for advice on dealing with a pandemic, that country is better able to handle the pandemic than its neighbors

LINKS Thomas Ravenel engaged, The Crown Season 4 trailer, Kardashian labial throwback…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPNews of Thomas Ravenel engaged broke via the former Southern Charm star himself, after playing an innocent game of Twitter Q&A with his followers. The lucky lady is Heather Moscoe, the woman who gave birth to Thomas’ newborn son this past summer

LAINEY GOSSIPThe Crown Season 4 trailer is here and in a predictable yet welcome note of fan service it goes “HEAVY on Diana,” who appears “like a fresh breeze swirling through the palace” while everyone else is dour and stale

GO FUG YOURSELFWhen it comes to terrific headlines, GFY is behind only Bossip. Here’s their take on a notable Kim Kardashian paparazzi roll from 2014: “This Labial Strip Was Doing a LOT Of Work” (and it was!)

JEZEBELSupreme Court nominee Amy Comey Barrett sure doesn’t seem to have a lot of opinions on the sorts of things about which one might expect judges to be able to speak intelligently

DLISTEDFresh off her “WAP” collaboration with Megan Thee Stallion, it looks like Cardi B may have recorded a secret track with her former longtime enemy Nicki Minaj. Since the gossip started, Cardi has coyly revealed she is about to drop a new single, so we’ll find out soon

REALITY TEAOh, and speaking of “WAP,” RHONY star and OG cast member Bethenny Frankel is a couple of months late in going in on the track, but she came out fervently against it after her co-stars Leah McSweeney and Tinsley Mortimer’s viral dance clip to the song

VOXThe still-within-the-COVID-window President is openly asking if he can kiss his fans at his maskless, non-social-distanced rallies

CELEBITCHYAimée Osbourne, now 37, is still happy she moved out of the family house at age sixteen to avoid the reality TV circus that was The Osbournes: “It was definitely challenging and kind of scary at the time. But it was never something that I ever regretted not doing”

THE BLASTBlac Chyna’s latest Instagram clip highlights a couple of the biggest reasons she’s pulling in $200 million per year from her OnlyFans account

LINKS Gal Gadot’s Cleopatra, Dominic West affair, Kristin Cavallari speaks out…

LAINEY GOSSIPWonder Woman Gal Gadot is once again teaming up with franchise director Patty Jenkins for a new movie, but this one’s already generating a bit of controversy. Gal Gadot’s Cleopatra has come under fire with whitewashing accusations, given that “Gadot is Israeli and Cleopatra is, er, we don’t really know”

CELEBITCHYDominic West, currently and best known as “a massive douche,” is trying to save his marriage for the benefit of the tabloid cameras parked outside of his house after openly making out and otherwise PDA-ing his mistress Lily James while the two of them were together in Rome

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPKristin Cavallari is talking about her “hard decision” to end filming for Very Cavallari, saying she wanted to keep her life “somewhat private” and had no desire to “expose [her] divorce on camera and have my kids see that one day”

GO FUG YOURSELFI guess I shouldn’t be surprised that major movie productions have ramped back up in the middle of the coronavirus pandemic, as we’ve had big money sports in some form or another for months as well. And with that: here are some new photos from the sets of both Mission Impossible 7 and The Batman

REALITY TEAVanderpump Rules star Brittany Cartwright is asking fans for prayers for her mother, Sherri, who’s in the hospital for the second time in the past several months after going “septic with [her] kidneys”

THE BLASTThe Blast is going semi-Bossip with its headlines: “Demi Rose Flaunts Her Giant Tiki Huts In Sexy Slow-Motion Video”

DLISTED“Khloe Kardashian Reminded Everyone That She Was Nicole Richie’s Assistant Way Back In The Mid-2000s”

VOXHere’s something cheerful and necessary to lift you right up as we head into the back half of Halloween month: “The biggest radioactive spill in US history never ended: How the US poisoned Navajo Nation”

JEZEBELAnd here’s a freshly animated classic from Jezebel’s annual scary story contest: “This (True) Scary Story Will Make You Think Twice About Investigating That Strange Noise Outside in the Dark”

LINKS Kelly Dodd wedding, Bill Burr SNL monologue, Kristin Cavallari’s new guy…

REALITY TEACynthia Bailey wasn’t the only Real Housewife to tie the knot this past weekend — there was also the well-timed Kelly Dodd wedding to Rick Leventhal, just days after Kelly ignited a firestorm with her “Drunk Wives Matter” hat. It doesn’t look like the nuptials were filmed for RHOC; it also looks like Kelly made good on her promise to have a small, intimate affair

DLISTEDBill Burr hosted Saturday Night Live for the first time this weekend, and appears to have “divided the internet” with a monologue designed to mock people who then got upset they had been mocked

THE BLASTKristin Cavallari, just a few months after her very public and very messy split with former Chicago Bear Jay Cutler, was spotted in Chicago making out with the Jay Cutler of comedians

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPFlip Or Flop‘s Tarek El Moussa and his fiancé Heather Rae would like you to know that Tarek’s ex-wife is not invited to their destination wedding next summer

CELEBITCHYSpeaking of unsurprising news likely to get petty in a hurry, it’s emerged that Donald Trump wanted to leave Walter Reed in a suit that he would then rip off to reveal a Superman T-shirt. Somehow, Trump’s aides talked him out of it

JEZEBELWhich is a nice segue into this: “My Brief Hero’s Journey Into the ‘Art of Manliness,’ Which Unfortunately Did Not Teach Me to Chop Wood”

VOXAmerica continues to make the exact same mistakes where COVID-19 is concerned, and now that the weather is changing and people are spending more time indoors and businesses and schools are opening back up, cases are back on the rise and hospitalizations and deaths are expected to soon follow

LAINEY GOSSIP“In completely unsurprising news, Pixar’s next film, Soul, will skip theaters and premiere on Disney+. It is shifting back one month from its previously COVID-adjusted release date of November 20 to December 25, when it will be available on the streaming service at no additional cost”

GO FUG YOURSELFBehold, a photo gallery dedicated to the time three years ago that Ruth Wilson wore crisp white underpants for all the world to see beneath a see-through ankle-length skirt with assorted designs stiched on it

LINKS Kelly Dodd controversy, VP debate memes, SNL COVID payoff…

REALITY TEAThe Kelly Dodd controversy over the RHOC star’s “Drunk Wives Matter” hat doesn’t look like it’s going to blow over quickly, thanks in part to the halfhearted apology Kelly shared on Instagram in which she insisted she supports “racial equality”

JEZEBELAccording to early polling, Kamala Harris was the winner of the Vice Presidential debate last night; according to social media, Kamala was the clear winner, largely because every woman watching could identify with the face she pulled every time Mike Pence went way over his allotted time to answer a different question than the one that had been asked

VOXBut the one participant who may have a higher approval rating *and* be more meme-able than Kamala Harris was the real live fly who sat on top of Mike Pence’s hair, in clear view of an audience of tens of millions, for two full minutes

THE BLASTAlso Pence’s left eye was noticeably red and raw-looking during the debate, leading plenty of observers to point out that a reddish or pink eye can be a sign of COVID and so given Pence’s close proximity to the hundred thousand people in the West Wing currently infected with the disease, he may well be next. (Pence’s wife Karen was maskless beside her husband after the debate)

DLISTEDIt turns out Saturday Night Live was able to get around New York state COVID restrictions on audience gatherings for TV shows by paying each of its audience members $150 for attending the season premiere, thus rendering them technically employees

CELEBITCHYPrince Harry apparently got surfing lessons from Meghan Markle for his 36th birthday last month, which sounds somehow both cool and excruciatingly middle-aged

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPFormer Vanderpump Rules star Stassi Schroeder pulled back the wool from everyone’s eyes yesterday, revealing that she actually married her fiancé Beau Clark last month on their original wedding day, after first trying to change their plans because of the coronavirus pandemic

GO FUG YOURSELFI once painted a bedroom the same orange sherbet color Ralph & Russo used for way too many outfits in their fashion show and immediately regretted it as the room gave me a headache every time I walked by

LAINEY GOSSIPI’ve been hearing so many good things about Ted Lasso of late that I’m now convinced this show will singlehandedly save Apple TV from the soon-to-be-overflowing dustbin of streaming networks. So far, I’ve only been threatened with the loss of one friendship if I don’t completely and totally fall in love with the show — but I expect that number to grow