Category: Daily Starbuzz

LINKS Lori Laughlin prison sentence, Republican pizza party, RuPaul’s Celebrity Drag Race…

CELEBITCHYThanks to a slew of new charges including bribery, the Lori Laughlin prison sentence could now be up to 50 years — or 1,304 times longer than Felicity Huffman will have spent behind bars after taking the feds’ deal and pleading guilty. Laughlin could also have to pay well over a million dollars in fines; that Hallmark money is good, but it’s not going to last forever

VOXYesterday afternoon a group of Congressional Republicans literally barged into a secure room during a closed hearing on the Trump impeachment and likely compromised the security of the place, making it easier for foreign governments to spy on them (and, by extension, us). They also ordered pizza

LAINEY GOSSIPVH1 just announced that RuPaul’s Drag Race is getting a celebrity-based spin-off starting in 2020, and speculation has already begun about which celebs will be included in the debut season. I for one would like to see Tom Hanks and Tim Allen in an episode, if only so Tim can recreate some of the comedic chops he displayed during the Toy Story 4 promo tour

REALITY TEARHOA star Cynthia Bailey says her literal glow-up comes from “having lots of sex” with her fiancé Mike Hill. Also (no surprise) their 2020 wedding will be filmed for the show, but Cynthia doesn’t have a venue yet

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPVanderpump Rules Star Lala Kent Celebrates One Year of Sobriety; ‘VPR’ Co-Stars & Other Bravo Stars Congratulate Her”

THE BLASTKaty Perry does ASMR now, because #content. Except her new rendition of “Harley In Hawaii” is also meant to be funny, so if you’re genuinely into ASMR videos you’re probably going to be genuinely annoyed by this

JEZEBELThere’s a new version of the story about Princess Diana once shoving her stepmother, Countess Raine Spencer, down a flight of stairs. Said Diana of the incident: “I pushed her down the stairs, which gave me enormous satisfaction. I wanted to throttle that stepmother of mine. She brought me such grief.” No way to misinterpret that

GO FUG YOURSELF“The Japanese Enthronement Was Very Glam And Interesting”

THE BLEMISH“I had no idea Steve Harvey’s stepdaughter was so hot. I think it was because I was blinded by his pastel grandpa suits.”

DLISTEDEvery year the dumbest “sexy” Halloween costume gets a little bit dumber

LINKS Mitt Romney’s secret identity, Nicki Minaj married, Teresa and Joe sit-down…

CELEBITCHYMitt Romney’s secret identity for Twitter purposes sounds like an alias Homer Simpson would think up on the fly and then wear a mustache for in person

THE BLASTNicki Minaj got married to…this guy?

REALITY TEATheresa and Joe Giudice are having a sit-down with Andy Cohen to air out all the rumors and gossip surrounding their relationship and its future. It’s unclear if Joe will be present thanks to Skype or if Andy and Teresa and a Bravo crew are schlepping all the way to Italy to film this (and the answer to that question will likely say a lot about the state of their marriage)

VOXHere’s the final trailer for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, a clunky title if ever one was. This movie comes out four years after the first Star Wars reboot, something that thanks to Disney’s over-saturating the market and the general pace of the entertainment I honestly can’t even remember the title of right now

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPJersey Shore Star Jenni Farley Back Together with Boyfriend Zack Carpinello Days After Calling Him & Angelina Pivarnick ‘Idiots’ Online”

THE BLEMISHJennifer Aniston took to the Instagram game pretty quickly. She also got sixteen million followers in six days: “Next will come the sponsored posts for Smartwater and Tiffany & Co.”

DLISTEDSpeaking of Instagram: Zooey Deschanel and her Property Brother are now IG-official. It occurs to me that everything I said about Star Wars above also applies to Property Brothers

JEZEBELJohnny Depp’s legal strategy against his ex Amber Heard and her claims of domestic abuse appear to be going poorly

LAINEY GOSSIPThis is only a disturbing headline because of how disturbing the story behind it is

GO FUG YOURSELF‘“I’ve put a lot of thought into this, and — this might be an usual request — but I was wondering if we could do something that was like Bjork’s swan dress. But, and this is the vital part, without the head.”’

LINKS Ryan Phillippe domestic assault details, Joe Giudice deportation, Amazon fumes…

JEZEBELThe Ryan Phillippe domestic assault details in the just-settled case Phillippe’s ex-girlfriend Elsie Hewitt brought against him “paint a troubling portrait” of the 43-year-old former star

DLISTED“Juicy” Joe Giudice is no longer in ICE custody — he’s been sent back to Italy while his lawyers battle the deportation order that sent him there earlier this year. Theresa, for her part, is being “realistic about the fate of their marriage should [Joe] be deported” for good

VOXAmazon announced it’s going to start offering free next-day delivery on $1 items like dental floss and toothpaste, forests and fossil fuels be damned. Still doesn’t beat a 10-minute walk or drive to the nearest drugstore — because when you need toothpaste, you generally can’t wait until tomorrow

REALITY TEARHOA star Kenya Moore says NeNe Leakes is a “bully” with “very few friends”; NeNe, at almost the same time, said she doesn’t think Kenya is telling the truth about her (Kenya’s) split from estranged husband Marc Daly, and that Marc couldn’t have been the one cheating

CELEBITCHYJust in time for Halloween season: the horror of a royal wedding without a carriage ride will become reality when Princess Beatrice marries Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi at Windsor Castle

THE BLASTFortnite blew up its map, which is now just a black hole. Plenty of players appear to be pissed; on the other hand, this is the only time I have ever been interested in Fortnite

LAINEY GOSSIPThe second official trailer for the Charlie’s Angels reboot is here — and it’s really the first trailer, since the one before this was mostly just a teaser with little actual footage and no action

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“Jenni Farley’s Ex-Boyfriend Zack Carpinello Apologizes to Her & Angelina Pivarnick For His Actions on Most-Recent Jersey Shore Family Vacation Episode”

GO FUG YOURSELFBillie Piper’s dress looks like a hypnotic fishing net and I wish she’d worn it on Doctor Who so we could have gotten Christopher Eccleston’s reaction

THE BLEMISHIt turns out not everyone who works in adult film is above board about it

LINKS Peter Weber’s face, Kim Kardashian to the rescue, Breaking Bad reunion…

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPBachelor star Peter Weber is reportedly fine after suffering a nasty fall while filming the new season, but Peter Weber’s face is another matter. Weber apparently “slipped and fell face-first into two cocktail glasses” during a round of golf and had to have 22 stitches put into the front of his head

DLISTED“The earth can breathe a sigh of relief. Our poor beleaguered environment has a new hero, but instead of wearing a cape, she wears shapewear. Kim Kardashian West is keen to meet with Greta Thunberg, the 16-year-old environmental activist who ripped the powers that be new assholes at the United Nations Climate Change Summit.”

LAINEY GOSSIPThe Breaking Bad movie El Camino comes out on Netflix this Friday and Aaron Paul has been doing plenty of publicity to support it. Last night, Paul and BB creator Vince Gilligan reunited with Bryan Cranston for the film’s premiere and it’s impossible not to smile when you see how happy they all are to see each other

CELEBITCHYTyler Perry says he had to create his own movie studio in Atlanta — one that’s apparently bigger than both Warner Brothers’ and Disney’s studios combined — because he was “ignored in Hollywood”

JEZEBELThis scary story reminds me I need to pull the glow-in-the-dark skeleton on the front door before Halloween season is over

THE BLEMISHSienna Miller says Harvey Weinstein ordered her to stop partying so hard back in the mid-00s and somehow her story does not involve Weinstein getting his dick out in front of her?

REALITY TEAAesha Scott from Below Deck Mediterranean says co-star Joao Franco “bullied [her] every single day” during filming for last season: “He never stopped judging me and criticizing me. When we left, you’ll notice on the last episode, I didn’t even hug him goodbye. I was so sick of him treating me like crap.”

GO FUG YOURSELFPlease everyone call it Maleficent II: Maleficentier for as long as this movie exists

THE BLASTBrad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s endless divorce has become the Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton having a baby version of high-profile celebrity splits. I swear I thought their divorce had been finalized at least twice, but apparently they’re still “negotiating the settlement of their multi-million dollar divorce”

VOX“The 2019 National Book Award finalists spotlight authors from marginalized groups: Marlon James and Susan Choi are among the 25 finalists.”

LINKS Candy corn is garbage, Tyler Perry Studios red carpet, Prince Andrew scrutiny…

CELEBITCHYAccording to a new and thoroughly scientific survey by, the most beloved Halloween candy in America is the hallowed Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, followed closely by Snickers. And the worst Halloween candy is candy corn, with circus peanuts a distant runner-up. So, now that it’s conclusive that candy corn is garbage, let the seasonal debating commence! (For the record: candy corn is absolute and total garbage)

LAINEY GOSSIP“It seems like most of Black Hollywood was in Atlanta this weekend for the grand opening of Tyler Perry Studios. Oprah and Stedman walked the carpet together. Halle Berry and Whoopi Goldberg shared a moment on the red carpet. Samuel L Jackson, Viola Davis, and Tiffany Haddish were there, and Ava DuVernay too. It was a combination of veterans and the future, with Cicely Tyson, who turns 95 years old in December, representing legend and Storm Reid carrying on the legacy.”

THE BLASTSomehow Beyonce didn’t get a mention in Lainey’s opening paragraph above, but don’t worry; she was at the Tyler Perry Studios grand opening as well. She shared a table with Oprah, as one does

JEZEBELIt seems Prince Andrew’s response to recently resurfaced footage of himself “hanging out at Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan sex-trafficking mansion in 2010” is that he was only there to tell Epstein they were no longer friends. Congrats to Prince Andrew on finding an excuse even weaker and less believable than “I only went in the strip club to get directions”

VOXAfter that Epstein story, enjoy the palate cleanser that is this totally delightful, gentle, and thought-provoking comic strip about the mysterious world of eels. No, really. Thank me in the comments

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“Temper Tantrums, Tears & Testing Relationships: Check Out a Sneak Peek of Temptation Island Season 2″

REALITY TEARHOC star Gina Kirschenheiter said it was a “tough moment” and that she “felt violated” after co-star Kelly Dodd smacked her on top of the head in the middle of an Arizona meditation retreat

THE BLEMISHThe folks in charge of the Washington football team leaked a few videos of (now former) coach Jay Gruden “smoking weed & piping young thots” in advance of his firing, which came after the team lost its fifth game in a row yesterday. It’s not in the article, but Washington called Gruden in to the office at five o’ clock this morning to fire him. So, if your day’s not going great, at least you’re not Jay Gruden

GO FUG YOURSELFI love that Julia Roberts wore this to a polo outing

DLISTEDChace Crawford’s trident-inspired dick bulge pic is back

LINKS Eva Marcille custody dispute, Mark Hamill v Ivanka Trump, Ukrainian Horror Story…

REALITY TEANews of the Eva Marcille custody dispute couldn’t come at a worse time for the Real Housewives of Atlanta star, who just gave birth to a healthy baby boy last week. Marcille’s estranged husband Kevin McCall is basically trolling her by filing for joint custody of he and Eva’s daughter Marley, since Kevin is *also* facing a year in jail on domestic abuse charges

CELEBITCHYMark Hamill isn’t having any of Ivanka Trump’s Star Wars references (also, who goes with a stormtrooper?)

JEZEBELRemember the story last week about the six-year-old orphan from Ukraine who turned out to actually be a fully-grown adult with homicidal tendencies…and who then went missing? Well, she’s been found — and in the most likely US state of all

THE BLEMISHThe house where Kurt Cobain committed suicide is for sale again. If you’re interested, though, you’ll have to pony up something fierce: the four-bedroom, four-bathroom, 8,212-square foot house is listed at $7.5 million

THE BLASTI thought the problem was that Stacey Dash already had contact with her husband

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP“DJ Pauly D & Vinny Guadagnino Filming DJ Pauly D and Vinny’s Vegas Pool Party for MTV; New Show to Include Some of the Double Shot Cast”

VOXA Facebook intern secretly recorded one of Mark Zuckerberg’s infamous company addresses and leaked it to the media. Everything about Zuckerberg’s response indicates, to quote the article, “It’s the leak itself, not the content of the leak, that’s important”

LAINEY GOSSIPPrince Harry and Dutchess Meghan have had it with their treatment by the British press; they’re now suing the Daily Mail for misuse of public information, among other things

GO FUG YOURSELF“On one hand, it’s very on-the-nose that Angelina Jolie showed up to [the Maleficent 2 premiere] looking like a rich villain, and Elle Fanning arrived floating like a woodland nymph. Then again, I would have been astonished if they’d done a role reversal and it was Angelina bedecked in flowers, projecting the image of a sweet naif who’d just had her first roll in the meadow. This is a woman whose brand was once blood, after all. She’s not skipping into this party looking one bonnet shy of the May Queen.”

DLISTEDThe Joker isn’t supposed to be sympathetic?

LINKS Bieber’s wedding weekend, Trump v Irony, Face tattoo rundown…

LAINEY GOSSIPHailey and Justin Bieber’s wedding weekend was a montage of skin treatments and water sports at a posh South Carolina resort, one that the couple booked for a week before arriving to give the staff enough time to prepare for the deluge of celebrities. And the festivities actually culminated with a Monday wedding, which is somehow becoming the norm among big names?

THE BLASTHere’s a ton more photos of the actual venue for Beiber’s wedding weekend, plus a few of the couple (who, let’s not forget, already got married at New York City Hall a year ago). Evidently the rehearsal dinner required boat valets, and afterward the wedding party watched The Notebook outdoors next to a lake

VOXThis is really rich

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPIn light of Aaron Carter’s brand-new and not-great giant face tattoo of Rihanna, here’s a list of six reality stars with face tattoos, along with why each person got theirs. (Spoiler: Aaron’s is still by far the biggest and most garish of anyone on the list)

GO FUG YOURSELFHelen Mirren is channeling Gwendoline Christie and Storm from X-Men with this floral blizzard dress from L’Oreal at Paris Fashion Week; unsurprisingly, it’s amazing

REALITY TEARHOD star LeeAnne Locken is not having any of D’Andra Simmons’ confessional tea spilling, since evidently D’Andra hasn’t had the real courage to accuse LeeAnne of anything to her face

DLISTEDA bus driver in Washington state has resigned after showing up to work drunk and telling the children on her school bus that her husband is a “son of a gun” and she herself is “totally crazy” — all this while driving the bus so crazily that the kids start to scream

JEZEBEL“The air is crispy. Your haggard toes are ready to return to their foot coffins for the season. Somewhere in the distance, ghosts are gathering their tattered sheets and rattling chains, preparing for another month of scaring children and regular adults shitless. Fall is here — the best season — and it is time to clean.”

THE BLEMISHMcKayla Maroney, who took a break from social media for most of 2019, is now back on social media and talking about her fairly excruciating year

CELEBITCHYI know Ken Jeong used to be a doctor before he somehow became a highly regarded comedic actor but I still feel like taking medical advice from guests on Ellen is maybe not the best course of action when one needs medical advice

LINKS Cardi B at Paris Fashion Week, Aaron Carter’s Face Tattoo, Monique Samuels on receipts…

CELEBITCHYFor this year’s edition of the fashion festival, Cardi B at Paris Fashion Week decided to do something truly daring and unusual: walking the streets of Paris covered head-to-toe and face in a Richard Quinn floral dress that looks to have been inspired by a tea cosy

DLISTEDAaron Carter now has a gigantic tattoo of Rihanna as Medusa on the right side of his face (and not that it matters, but it’s a pretty bad tattoo); he’s now set off just about every available alarm bell and the people closest to him appear to be scrambling to get him some help

JEZEBELHere’s Real Housewives of Potomac star and “queen of receipts” Monique Samuels explaining proper receipt technique as it relates to questions such as “When’s the best time to pull out a receipt?” and “How does one react to being the recipient of a receipt, mid-conflict?”

REALITY TEAIn other Real Housewives news, newest RHOA cast member Eva Marcille and her husband Michael Sterling just welcomed their second child together and Eva’s third child in total. Her baby boy, named Maverick, was born late last week and mother and son are both doing well, congrats!

THE BLASTSnoop Dogg’s weekend concert paid tribute to his late grandson Kai Love Broadus, who died last week just ten days after he was born

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPI’m shocked, shocked to find Todd Chrisley being a total dick to his daughter Lindsie and on National Daughter’s Day of all times

LAINEY GOSSIPEvidently Chris Evans would really like to be in a Star Wars movie in the not-too-distant future; since his time with Avengers and the MCU in general would appear to be all wrapped up, and he’s a mega-star of pretty much the first order, it’s hard to see this not happening?

GO FUG YOURSELFI can’t love this headline more

THE BLAST“Ariel Winter Is Here to Remind You About Her Boobs”

VOXSpeaking of bodies: “Here’s how Hustlers changes the conversation about Jennifer Lopez’s body, something that “we’ve been talking about…for over 20 years.”