LINKS Felicity Huffman free, G-Rated Kanye, Meghan Edmonds scandal fallout…

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CELEBITCHYFelicity Huffman was only supposed to be in prison for two weeks for her role in the college admissions scandal, but was actually released three days early due to a loophole in prison policy. As you might have expected, Felicity Huffman free now has every major network and news show clamoring to be her first interview. Personally, I don’t care who gets it as long as we see some shade thrown Lori Laughlin’s way

DLISTEDNot sure how he expects this will work: Kanye West says he’ll “never perform his old music in its original form again,” meaning he’s going to make all his old lyrics G-rated in accordance with his newfound faith. Kanye should talk with Tom Araya from Slayer about one’s Christian beliefs having no affect on one’s art

REALITY TEARHOC star Meghan Edmonds revealed she and her husband Jim are going to counseling together over Jim’s sexting scandal from earlier this summer. They weren’t getting outside help at first, but things have changed since Meghan gave birth to their third child

VOXHere’s the deal with Instagram’s infamous ban on nudity, something that’s long been protested by everyone from sex workers to photographers to folks just looking for a good time while their roommates are at the grocery store

GO FUG YOURSELF“There’s a Little Mermaid Live, Apparently, Starring…John Stamos?!?”

THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUPThomas Ravenel calling anyone “trash” is pret-t-t-y rich at this point

JEZEBEL“Impressions of Crouton, a Moderately Famous Internet Cow”

THE BLASTDNA testing has confirmed that Flava Flav is in fact the father of the two-month-old baby of Kate Gammell, whose pregnancy featured on the most recent season of Growing Up Hip-Hop and who will now sue Flav for child support

LAINEY GOSSIPThere’s some secret beef between Will & Grace stars Megan Mullally and Debra Messing

THE BLEMISHDean from Gilmore Girls was arrested for allegedly assaulting a bartender and the general manager of a club in Austin. If this were happening on Gilmore Girls it would mean he’s getting married tomorrow

(Photo credit: Felicity Huffman free via Elder Ordonez / SplashNews.com)

John Sharp is Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail john@starcasm.net or Twitter @john_starcasm.


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