CELEBITCHY – For this year’s edition of the fashion festival, Cardi B at Paris Fashion Week decided to do something truly daring and unusual: walking the streets of Paris covered head-to-toe and face in a Richard Quinn floral dress that looks to have been inspired by a tea cosy
DLISTED – Aaron Carter now has a gigantic tattoo of Rihanna as Medusa on the right side of his face (and not that it matters, but it’s a pretty bad tattoo); he’s now set off just about every available alarm bell and the people closest to him appear to be scrambling to get him some help
JEZEBEL – Here’s Real Housewives of Potomac star and “queen of receipts” Monique Samuels explaining proper receipt technique as it relates to questions such as “When’s the best time to pull out a receipt?” and “How does one react to being the recipient of a receipt, mid-conflict?”
REALITY TEA – In other Real Housewives news, newest RHOA cast member Eva Marcille and her husband Michael Sterling just welcomed their second child together and Eva’s third child in total. Her baby boy, named Maverick, was born late last week and mother and son are both doing well, congrats!
THE BLAST – Snoop Dogg’s weekend concert paid tribute to his late grandson Kai Love Broadus, who died last week just ten days after he was born
THE ASHLEY’S REALITY ROUNDUP – I’m shocked, shocked to find Todd Chrisley being a total dick to his daughter Lindsie and on National Daughter’s Day of all times
LAINEY GOSSIP – Evidently Chris Evans would really like to be in a Star Wars movie in the not-too-distant future; since his time with Avengers and the MCU in general would appear to be all wrapped up, and he’s a mega-star of pretty much the first order, it’s hard to see this not happening?
GO FUG YOURSELF – I can’t love this headline more
THE BLAST – “Ariel Winter Is Here to Remind You About Her Boobs”
VOX – Speaking of bodies: “Here’s how Hustlers changes the conversation about Jennifer Lopez’s body, something that “we’ve been talking about…for over 20 years.”
(Photo credits: Cardi B at Paris Fashion Week via PALACE LEE / SplashNews.com)
John Sharp is Starcasm’s chief editorial correspondent-at-large. Tips: E-mail john@starcasm.net or Twitter @john_starcasm.
