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Who is Frank Underwood based on?

  Who is Frank Underwood based on? The premiere of House of Cards‘ new season is just a touch under two weeks away, and anticipation is way past fever pitch. That’s because earlier this week Netflix accidentally made the entire third season available for about an hour, and screencaps, spoilers, and descriptions for the first…

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Lady Gaga to perform in mysterious “special tribute” at the Oscars

  Lady Gaga, fresh off her duet with Tony Bennett at the Grammy awards, is going to sing at this year’s Oscars. The show’s producers announced Gaga’s inclusion today, via Twitter. It’s the first time at the show for the Gagster, but the details of what exactly she’ll be doing remain scarce. All we know…

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Colorado florists offer pot bouquets for Valentine’s Day

  Colorado residents have a little extra incentive for Valentine’s Day appreciation this year. Thanks to the recent (and very popular) legalization of marijuana, florists across the Centennial State are offering cannabis additions to Valentine’s Day floral bouquets. Cindy Ollig, who owns Denver’s Perfect Petal shop, says it doesn’t make sense to add huge handfuls…

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AUDIO Kanye threatens another Grammy boycott over unfair voting practices

    Kanye “K-West” West made something of a triumphant return to the Grammy stage at this year’s awards ceremony. He ended a six-year Grammy boycott in typical K-West fashion: after performing twice–or, once more than anyone else, depending on how you choose to look at it–he jumped onstage during Beck’s Album of the Year…

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“Fifty Shades of Grey” is getting terrible reviews. Here’s a drinking game to help make it enjoyable!

  The magical day is almost upon us: tomorrow, Friday, February 13th, in this the year of our Lord 2015, we can all finally go see Fifty Shades of Grey on the silver screen. There’s been so much anticipation and buildup surrounding this movie that you could be forgiven for thinking it was actual first-time sex. Which…

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SPOILERS Details for House of Cards season three leak online

  The newest season of Netflix’s biggest hit premieres three weeks from yesterday. That means it’s fewer than three weeks away! That is super close, you guys. And, as usual, the show’s producers have kept the specifics of this season’s plot under a pretty tight wrap. The two brief trailers we’ve gotten so far tell…

MUG SHOTS A match made in dairy: Couple arrested for stealing 57 blocks of Wal-Mart cheese
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MUG SHOTS A match made in dairy: Couple arrested for stealing 57 blocks of Wal-Mart cheese

  Here’s one for you: The Caldwells, a sweet, cheery couple from Chattanooga Tennesee, have been arrested for attempting to steal $600 worth of household goods from a Wal-Mart in nearby Fort Oglethorpe, Georgia. Included in that $600 haul? Fifty-seven blocks of sweet, delectable Wal-Mart cheese. Store management called the police when they spotted Mr….

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Transgender community calls out Bruce Jenner for exploiting his transition

  It’s been all but officially confirmed that Bruce Jenner is transitioning from a man to a woman. It’s also been all but officially confirmed that a camera crew is documenting the transition for an upcoming reality series. There hasn’t yet been an actual, on-the-books, official announcement from Jenner, but, in addition to the comments…

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PHOTO Kim Kardashian shows off her butt again, this time for Love Magazine

  Kim Kardashian is at it again. The notoriously-happy KK, whose November antics in Paper Magazine garnered a fair amount of attention, is showing off her famous rear end again. This time, the culprit-slash-beneficiary is the UK’s Love Magazine, and the photo has leaked in advance of the Kimmy K-dedicated issue, which hits newsstands February…

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VIDEO Check out the first released scene from Fifty Shades of Grey: Does it sizzle, or fizzle?

  Universal has released the first full scene from the upcoming romantic comedy Fifty Shades of Grey. In it, Christian pays Ana a surprise–and sexily unsettling–visit at the hardware store, where Ana works, convincingly. He makes a series of innocuous selections, all of which could be used to bind together human hands and feet, if…

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VIDEO Arizona weather map predicts apocalyptic temperatures, weatherman just rolls with it live on the air

  The crew over at Fox 10 out there in sunny Phoenix AZ is made up of some good-natured folk, and some talented improvisers to boot. Earlier this week, there was a malfunction involving either the network’s green screen or the computers loading the information into the weather map, because that map started to project…

VIDEO GoDaddy pulls controversial Super Bowl ad after dog lovers protest

  Heartless web giant GoDaddy has pulled what became a super-controversial Super Bowl commercial before it even aired, thanks to pressure brought by animal lovers the world over. In the ad, a sweet, innocent, Robert Plant-level-of-shaggy dog bounces off the back of a moving pickup truck, and lands in the grass alongside the road. It…

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VIDEO Justin Bieber apologizes for being a laughingstock in emotional video confession: Do you believe him?

  Justin Bieber, who has had a career as a public spectacle for over a year and a half, has apologized for making a joke of himself in an emotional video confession he uploaded to the internet himself late last night. The Biebs, who went on Ellen yesterday and was a bit of a nervous…

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Chris Pratt is probably going to be Indiana Jones: Smart move, or strange one?

  Chris Pratt is being considered seriously to play Indiana Jones, and the whole of Hollywood is buzzing like a drunken bee at a Cheerio factory over the news. Pratt has been riding a high wave of popularity ever since last summer’s Guardians of the Galaxy won the hearts of critics and made several large…

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Louis CK releases new special, “Live at the Comedy Store”

So far, 2015 has been a pretty good year for Louis CK. His FX series Louie started shooting its fifth season, which will begin airing in April. He announced and then sold all of the tickets for a whirlwind theater and arena tour. He also broke the record for most shows a comedian has ever played…

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Benedict Cumberbatch apologizes for calling black people “colored”

  Benedict Cumberbatch is in a spot of Cumber-trouble following this week’s big reveal: the Sherlock and Imitation Game star recently dropped the “c-word” in an interview on PBS. No, not that c-word: Mr. Cumberbatch referred to black people as “colored” while in the middle of a broader conversation about race and the acting roles…

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VIDEO Kim Kardashian’s Super Bowl commercial debuts: Is it sassy, or dull?

  Noted celebrity Kim Kardashian has a new Super Bowl commercial out, but it might be only the second-most high-profile ad campaign for the star of last year’s “Break the Internet” effort. The clip, which debuted last night during Conan, features Kim poking fun at herself as a “Famous Person,” one who wants you to…

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PHOTOS Flower girl, ring bearer from childhood wedding get hitched 20 years later

Brittney Husbyn (amazing name #1) and Briggs Fussey (amazinger name #2) first paired up at the 1995 wedding of Fussey’s godmother’s wedding. The pair were three. They were also adorable. They took a familially-iconic photograph–see the left side of the image above–which was cherished in both the Husbyn and the Fussey houses for years. And,…

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Mad Men announces air dates for its final episodes: Do you expect misery, or rainbows?

  The final episodes of Mad Men are already shot, edited, and ready to air, and now we know when we’ll get to see them: AMC has announced that Sunday, April 5th will be the premiere for the second half of season seven. And, since we know that there are seven episodes left for the…

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PHOTOS, VIDEOS Here’s absolutely everything we know about Better Call Saul, including the newest trailer

  AMC is as tight with new information about Better Call Saul as is it is with Mad Men: Stuff just does not leak out unless the network or the show’s producers want it to. That’s the main reason why we haven’t gotten a proper trailer for the show until three weeks before the premiere:…

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VIDEO Rapper Kevin Gates discovers he is “f*cking” his cousin, is totally fine with that

  New Orleans-based rapper Kevin Gates is a hoot. He’s been seeing the same woman for a long time–two years, in fact–and has known for most of that time that the woman is his cousin. And not through marriage, apparently. Gates recently dropped the truth bomb in an Instagram video. He says his grandmother told…

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Netflix is bringing Wet Hot American Summer back as a miniseries

  The then-star-unstudded but now hugely popular cast of 2001 cult classic Wet Hot American Summer have finally gotten all their day planners in order and managed to come together for the long-awaited and long-rumored prequel. David Wain and Michael Showalter, who wrote the original movie, have also penned follow-up, which will be an eight-episode…

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VIDEO Massive protest disrupts Bill Cosby’s final Canadian show

One day after making jokes about drugging drinks from his seat onstage, Bill Cosby faced a massive in-house protest at his third and final Canadian performance this week. His drugged drink riff drew only one loud protester on Thursday night, but Friday’s show, in Hamilton ON, faced a far larger disruption: a group of approximately…

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Meryl Streep responds to Russell Crowe’s latest controversial comments; Jessica Chastain gets in on the action as well

When Russell Crowe opens his mouth, words come out. Sometimes, those words are not offensive. Other times, though, they are. And now is one such time! R-Crow managed to get both feet in there recently, when talking about age, Hollywood, and the limits of acting an age other than the one the actor happens to…

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MUG SHOT, PHOTO Florida man arrested for drug possession while wearing “I Have Drugs” t-shirt

  John Balmer, 50, is solely to blame for what happened to him at the K-Mart there in Pasco County FL. He was in possession of both methamphetamine and marijuana at the same time that he was wearing a T-shirt that had the following words written on it: “WHO NEEDS DRUGS.” Underneath that, in tinier…

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HBO announces premiere date for season five of Game of Thrones

The powers that be at HBO have announced a Sunday, April 12 premiere date for the new season of Game of Thrones. The network did so in as bombastic a fashion as one can via Twitter–they invoked the double whammy of ravens and Breaking news in all caps:   BREAKING: #GoTSeason5 premieres Sunday, April 12…

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PHOTOS Angelina Jolie meets Pope Francis, screens Unbroken at the Vatican

  It may be officially Rotten according to the critics, but, for Angelina Jolie, the Pope’s blessing is more important than a hundred Leonard Maltins. Jolie brought Unbroken to the Vatican to screen it for an assemblage of dignitaries and Catholic higher-ups, and was clearly thrilled about the opportunity. In a statement, Jolie said “To be…

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PHOTO Emma Stone photobombs woman trying to sneak a picture of her

  We all know what happens when you take a picture of Emma Stone without her expressly-written permission: you’re either getting a heartfelt message or a goofy pose for your trouble. We now also know that she’s got some shifty, hawk-like eyes, too. Recently, the Stonester and Andrew “A-Garf” Garfield were dining out, being celebrities,…

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VIDEO Cosby jokes about drugging drinks onstage, gets heckled by audience member

  The first of Bill Cosby’s three Canadian performances went smoothly this week: the comedian received a standing ovation from his audience after Wednesday night’s performance in Kitchener, Ontario. Evidently, the Cos took that as an invitation to really loosen up. Last night, during his show in London (ON), Cosby addressed a woman who got…

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Fargo showrunner reveals major new cast and plot details for season two

Fargo turned out to be one of the most delightful surprises of the 2014 television season in part because people were so skeptical about whether or not it would be worth a damn that it snuck up on a lot of folks. That, and it had an absolutely stellar cast. And fantastic cinematography, and really…

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VIDEOS Celebrities react to the Charlie Hebdo shooting

The terror attack on the Parisian offices of satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo sent shockwaves through the entertainment world today, with many writers, actors, and comedians, issuing statements of disbelief and solidarity both formal and informal. Tina Fey was at a Television Critics Association press event talking about this Sunday’s Golden Globes when she was asked…

PHOTO Firefighters free naked woman trapped in ex-boyfriend’s chimney

PHOTO Firefighters free naked woman trapped in ex-boyfriend’s chimney

Christmas is well past, but one California woman took a page from Santa’s playbook when trying to get inside the home of her ex-boyfriend. The 35-year-old ex-girlfriend of Tony Hernandez needed to see him so badly that she tried to break into his house via the chimney–only to get stuck inside the flue. It’s not…

Three more women accuse Cosby; Phylicia Rashad clarifies her comments in his support
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Three more women accuse Cosby; Phylicia Rashad clarifies her comments in his support

Bill Cosby was greeted warmly and received a standing ovation during the first of three Canadian concerts he has scheduled for this week, which were also his first live performances since November. At the same time he was playing to a half-full house and protesters marched outside the venue, three new women came forward to…

Fifty Shades of Gray narrowly avoids NC-17 rating, gets R instead

  Fifty Shades of Grey‘s producers were hoping to land a PG-13 rating for their upcoming Valentine’s Day date flick. Instead, they barely managed to avoid the dreaded NC-17 tag. Fifty Shades will be rated R–and a hard R at that, according to the decree handed down by the Motion Picture Association of America’s all-powerful…

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VIDEO The women of Downton Abbey play Cards Against Humanity, with delightful results

  Fresh off their Black Friday Poo Box triumph, the good people in Cards Against Humanity land have found themselves the beneficiaries of positive press once more. This time, we’ve also got Entertainment Weekly to thank: the magazine sat Downton Abbey’s Lady Edith, Mrs. Patmore, and Mrs. Hughes down for a rousing game of CAH, and…

Benedict Cumberbatch is going to be a daddy

They might have gone old-school for their marriage announcement, but Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter announced their pregnancy as new school as possible. The couple, who self-described as “over the moon” about the news, made it public to the British tabloids, which promptly disseminated the story for the whole wide world to enjoy. The couple…

Eddie Vedder and President Obama hang out on vacation in Hawaii

  President Obama may have returned to work today, but he managed to finish up one piece of unofficial business during his Hawaiian Christmas Excursion: this weekend, he dropped by Eddie Vedder’s house. You know, just to hang out for a bit. The two aren’t exactly friends–or are they?–but they’ve associated politically for years. Vedder…

Kid Rock makes amusing statements about “FaceTweets,” less amusing ones about gay people

  Kid Rock’s got a new album coming out soon. (Next month, as a matter of fact.) It’s called French Kiss. The implication is that there’s love to be found coming from the guy. Lust, at least. In any case, he’s making the promotional rounds, starting to fire up the ‘ole publicity machine, which means…

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Garth Brooks is going to be on the Today Show for all four hours

  Country-pop icon Garth Brooks–whose first name is Troyal, and who has been known to check into hotels as “G. B. Rooks”–is going to make an “unprecedented” appearance on the Today Show on Thursday, the 8th of January, 2015. Exactly what “unprecedented” means has yet to be announced. But we do have one tiny, important…

Sylvester Stallone announces fifth Rambo movie

  Sylvester Stallone is one busy man. The action movie legend, who will turn 69 years old this year, recently announced plans for a fifth (and, presumably, final) Rambo film while dropping some other info on an unrelated project on Twitter:   Doing Scarpa based on Gangster Greg Scarpa after LAST BLOOD RAMBO… — Sylvester…

Contrary to reports, the town of Oregon, Ohio will not change its name for the college football championship

  Despite nationwide media coverage and a petition that went viral, the Toledo suburb of Oregon OH will not change its name ahead of next Monday’s College Football Playoff National Championship Game (CFPNCG). That game, which will take place during the evening of the 12th, will feature the Buckeyes of Ohio State squaring off against…

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Cosby commits to Canadian concerts despite crushing controversy

  Despite mounting criticism in Canada, the U.S., and abroad, Bill Cosby’s planned appearances in the province of Ontario will continue as scheduled, the promoter for those shows has announced. In fact, Cosby told them he has “every intention” to do the shows–and that their promoters are required by law to put them on, despite…

PHOTO Man with tattooed eyeball convicted of attempting to kill police
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PHOTO Man with tattooed eyeball convicted of attempting to kill police

You can be forgiven for associating Jason Barnum with the circus. In addition to his name, the man’s body is a veritable firestorm of tattoed mayhem reminiscent of the sideshow acts of yore. But Barnum is in the news for perhaps the very wrongest of all wrong reasons: An Alaska court has convicted him to…

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VIDEO Brad Pitt singing will make your day

I tell you what–Brad Pitt singing is one charismatic dude. Fresh off of not having to serve on a jury because he is too gosh darn handsome, the Pittster found himself in southern California for the start of the awards season: the Palm Springs International Film Festival. His duty: Present the Breakthrough Performance Award to David…

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Sarah Palin responds to critics of dog-stepping pictures: “At least Trig didn’t eat the dog”

  S-Pal’s response to PETA, the most visible critics of her DogGate Facebook photo flap, is classic Palin: brash, blustery, and bolstered by the certainty that her way is the right one. While the response within the Facebook comments ran strongly against letting her six-year-old son Trig stand on the family dog to get to…

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Suspended firefighters accused of filming sex tape on fire engine

  Accusations are flying high and piling higher in the quiet Californian burg of Sacramento, where sixteen city firefighters have been placed on paid administrative leave. The charge? That the lot of them engaged in lewd group sex with an escort-turned-firefighter’s girlfriend, filmed their exploits, and turned them into a sex tape, which they intended…

Who is the Double Dick Dude? Is he real?
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Who is the Double Dick Dude? Is he real?

  Who is the Double Dick Dude? Is he real? An anonymous but increasingly popular man, known as “DoubleDickDude” on Reddit and “Diphallic Dude” elsewhere, has written a tell-all memoir describing his life as the bearer of two separate and fully-functional penises. It was only one year ago when the bisexual DoubleDickDude–henceforth known as DDD–lit…

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PHOTOS “Millions outraged” by Sarah Palin’s Facebook dog pictures

  Sarah Palin, the television salesperson who moonlights as a former Alaskan governor, has outraged animal rights activists and dismayed many of her own supporters by sharing photos of her youngest son standing gleefully upon the family dog. Palin shared a New Year’s Day post on Facebook which began innocuously enough. In it, she employed…

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MUG SHOT Florida burglar returns goods he stole, repairs damage from break-in, apologizes, gets arrested anyway

  The man you’re going to read about is likely the most considerate, remorseful, penitent burglar you will meet during this brand-spankin’ new year. But, despite all his apologies and good intentions, he is also still behind bars. 20-year-old Johnathan Johnson was not in search of an exciting new name when he broke into a…

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Jamie Dornan says he doesn’t think Fifty Shades is misogynistic

  Jamie Dornan might be a little more into spanking and rope-play than he used to be, but he rejects claims that Christian Grey is misogynist, or that Fifty Shades of Grey is an anti-feminist story in the first place. Speaking to Elle UK (in the same interview during which Dornan recently and famously revealed…

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Bono says his injuries may keep him from ever playing guitar again

The fallout from Bono’s Bicycle Bonanza continues to worsen. The U2 frontman, who was involved in a high-profile and “high-energy bicycle accident” in New York’s Central Park last November, has revealed that the laundry list of injuries he deals with on a daily basis might keep his beloved guitars out of his hands…forever. Those injuries…

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Political activist plans to airdrop 100,000 copies of The Interview into North Korea

  The Interview has a 54% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, which makes it officially rotten and icky and just a little bit better than watching Marky Mark get paid to beat people up instead of doing it for free. It’s also, since its cancellation and terror threat-inspired Christmas Day release, officially more a cause célébre…

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VIDEO Idina Menzel flubs “Let it Go” high note on NYE, outraging millions

  The Frozen anthem “Let it Go” was almost certainly the most-loved and most-hated song of 2014, so it’s fitting that that year would end with a minor “LiG” controversy. Idina Menzel took to the stage to perform the omnipresent hit during Ryan Seacrest’s presentation of Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve, and hit every…

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Gilmore Girls cast reacts to Edward Herrmann’s death

  Edward Herrmann’s television family has begun responding to the news of his sudden death. The man best-known for playing Richard Gilmore on the seven seasons of Gilmore Girls was remembered in a loving Tweet by Lauren Graham, who sent her love and appreciation thusly:   My friend Ed Herrmann was the kindest, classiest, most…

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PHOTOS White House’s “Year In Photos” features Barack, babies, beauty, Bill Murray

  Every year since President Obama took office, official White House photographer Pete Souza has released a late-December “Year In Review” photo recap, featuring the best and most interesting images he and the rest of the White House’s photography crew captured during the year that was. It’s a thoughtful and helpful reminder that the president,…