Here’s the startling arrest report from Tiger Woods’ new girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston’s 2010 DUI, including her blood alcohol level and her statement, “I need to be held responsible for what I did.” Keep reading for the detailed description of Alyse’s condition at the time of her arrest, how she did during the field sobriety tests, and some mind-blowingly fascinating revelations about her diet!
In all of this Sheen #winning and Mel Gibson ranting we’ve almost forgotten about the absolute most whacked out celebrity going right now and that’s Mr. Randy Quaid. He has taken his celebrity murdering conspiracy theory of star whackers to the next level by penning a song and performing it live. Hold on to your seats for video and full lyrics of Randy Quaid and The Fugitives performing “Star Whackers” live in Vancouver, British Columbia March 18th, 2011!
Fresh from his alien abduction, Sammy Hagar unloads on Eddie Van Halen in his autobiography RED: My Uncensored Life in Rock. Starcasm has collected several examples of Epic Eddie Fail moments to back up Sammy’s claims.
Hardly a day goes by where our image news feed doesn’t feature some sexy young celeb enjoying that ol’ double entendre photo op of sucking on a lollipop. As a shout out to all you who enjoy slowly licking up the goodness I’ve put together a photo gallery of celebs enjoying lollipops. Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, actual royalty, Amy Winehouse, Miley Cyrus, Real Housewife Jill Zarin and even Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane are all a part of this popping lollipop post. Check it out!
We already knew that relations were pretty complicated between The Brown Family on Sister Wives, but tonight’s bombshell proves that their family tree is more intertwined than we thought.
In one of the rarest sightings known to paparazzi, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were photographed with all six of their children walking the streets of New Orleans yesterday! See the pictures as well as an informational graphic to help you keep all the members of the Jolie-Pitt clan straight!
Who is Alana Lee Hamilton? With the breaking YouTube hit “Butterflies”, she seems to have come from out of nowhere. But Starcasm knows better! We have the real story on this young talent who has the potential to be a new star in the making!
In an attempt to quell some of the haterade being poured all over her smash single “Friday,” overnight sensation Rebecca Black performed an acoustic version of the song for ABC and Good Morning America. The performance includes accompaniment on acoustic guitar and piano in a living room setting with what appears to be some of Rebecca’s friends. (Who are quick to chime in during the audience participation segment of the song, “Partyin’, Partyin’ YEAH! Partyin’, partyin’ YEAH!”) Keep reading and watch the video as the clock ticks down on your work week. “We we we so excited!”
Rebecca Black started the week on Monday with a YouTube explosion and ended it on Friday with a Good Morning America interview. We don’t know what the future holds specifically for Ms. Black (other than for her, Sunday is two days afterwords), but we can muse about which of the Ark Music Factory stable might have similar stardom in her future.
Keep reading to watch the video “Butterflies” by Alana Lee, which gets my award for the best single released so far by the Ark Music Factory! (Includes lyrics)
Grisled Jeff Bridges, who I love and want to be my uncle, teamed up with Penelope Cruz for a Beauty and the Beast photo-shoot with Annie Leibovitz for the latest Disney Dream Portraits to promote Disney Parks. Bridges appears and the “transformed” beast, but let’s fact it, he looks more like the (kinda) cute-but-hairy beast…
Jimmy Buffett is the second wisest business Buffett in America right behind that uber-rich Warren Buffett guy. The “Margaritaville” singer’s latest business concept? He’s looking to cash in on Charlie Sheen’s #tigerblood. Read on for the deets and see our rewriting of his classic from”Margaritaville” to “Tiger Bloodyville!”
Ever wonder what ever happened to Victoria Jackson, the bubbly comedienne from Saturday Night Live who played the part of the ditzy blond so perfectly? It seems she has moved on to playing the part of the conservative blogger so perfectly! Check out highlights from her most recent post titled “The Muslims Next Door” in which she compares two men kissing on Glee to suicide bomber tips in an Al Qaida magazine. Oh, and she’s included a video clip with a bit of musical comedy to help make her point!
Teen Mom 2 cast member Kailyn “Kail” Lowry and her baby-daddy Jonathan “Jo” Rivera seem to divide fans of the show right down the middle. One of the arguments for Team Kail is that Jo doesn’t appear to have a work ethic. Well rapper Greystroke has posted a video he believes answer Jo’s h8rs on that subject. Check out a very random clip of Jo repairing a copier and then read tweets from Kail and Jo that show the two may actually be on good terms now!
Today is Friday so I thought I’d get this party started with everyone’s favorite “Friday” singer Rebecca Black. She appeared on this morning’s episode of Good Morning America and discussed her sudden and overwhelming YouTube fame. Her ode to the day before the weekend is now rocking at over 14 million (Dr. Evil voice – MILLION) views! Read what particular comments made her cry and watch her heart felt request for a duet with none other than Justin Bieber!
Future dentist Ashley Hebert is reworking her image after being chosen to be the next Bachelorette, but with her physical appearance, and her personality. Ashley appeared on The Bachelor as a light, blondish redhead with over-tweezed eyebrows, and now she’s a auburn/brunette with filled-in arched brows. Her new hair color is actually more like her…
Big screen super-couple Brangelina may have some small screen competition in the form of Audriggy! Two of the loveliest visages in all of reality televisiondom were photographed earlier today as The Hills star Audrina Patridge was caught with The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ little studly-do-right Giggy the Pom in what looks to be a true case of puppy love!
No, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie doesn’t have the power to suspend anyone from a reality series. But, he does have the power to suspend someone from the North Jersey District Water Supply Commission, which is exactly what he did to Caroline Manzo’s husband Albert Manzo this week claiming that the Real Hosuewives of New Jersey star abused the public’s trust! Keep reading to find out exactly what ol’ Albert allegedly did!
Overnight YouTube sensation Rebecca Black continues her successful-so-far bid for musical world domination as her single “Friday” has not only launched a tour but has since been made available for download and is racing up the charts!
Much has been written about Ark Music Factory, the company behind the successful single that has been called everything from “great teen pop” to “the worst song ever written,” but little has been mentioned about Rebecca’s co-star in the video: mysterious rapper dude driving a car. Find out who he is and what his connection is to Ark Music Factory!
Jack White’s Third Man Records based out of Nashville went mobile and rolled up to Austin’s SXSW festival in the form of a big yellow truck. All of that’s fine and dandy and hipster “whatever” being that it’s hard to make news at what has arguably become THE music festival but when White himself stepped out with the baddest looking Gretsch acoustic you’ll see and began to belt out Buddy Holly’s “Not Fade Away,” well, BLAMMO! Check out the high quality video of the entire performance from NPR right here.
If Mel Gibson were to release his angry rants as an album we now know what the cover would look like. Check out Mel’s latest mug shot as he shows us his angry face. GRRRRRRRRR!
The two main issues that seem to keep popping up for our girls from Teen Mom 2, after their babies of course, is that of baby-daddys and money. In our last After Show round-up host SuChin Pak and the girls chatted up the former but in the most recent sit down Kailyn, Leah, Chelsea and Jenelle had their minds on their money and their money on their minds. See the clip and read a summary of the comments made about each young lady’s financial situations.
Starcasm and the following vintage video clip of McDonaldland’s 70’s spokes-thingy Uncle O’Grimacey would like to wish all our readers a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Watch 20-year-old Casey Adams perform a version of Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” from the American Idol Top 12 show earlier tonight. The judges seemed to like it, but it left my eardrums a little bloody and I can’t help but think ol Kurt Cobain rolled over in his grave a little. Keep reading to watch the video and judge for yourself!
Kelly Brook announced on Twitter earlier today that she is pregnant! The 31-year-old actress and model shared the shocking news just a couple hours ago by tweeting, “Thom and I are happy to announce we are expecting a baby girl. We are delighted XXXXX” Keep reading for all the deets on the baby as well as Kelly’s new man, and see a photos of what almost-three-months pregnant looks like if your name is Kelly Brook!
Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is a headline machine – and not in a good way. The latest drama from the Oak Island mama is from OK! magazine, who reveal in their current issue that Jenelle recently found out that her baby daddy Andrew Lewis has fathered another child! Keep reading for the latest chapter in the Jenellian drama epic!
We have been brought back to the fascinating Brown family fold as TLC aired the season 2 premiere of their polygamy themed reality show Sister Wives. Read on for my hand picked favorite quotes from the engrossing show that scored some seriously impressive ratings.
Andy Cohen, President of Original Programming and Development at Bravo and host of the network’s wonderfully entertaining talk show Watch What Happens Live, has crushed the future dreams of to-do housewives across our great land in just the briefest of statements to OK. Read his comment that could signal the end of any further Housewives franchising!
Do you feel guilt for only “liking” one of your friend’s amazing Facebook posts because you have no other options to express your pleasure? Well Mandy Moore and Virgin Mobile are hoping to change all that by launching the Love Button App that will allow users to spread the love on Facebook. Check out Mandy as spokes-hottie from her Toronto endorsement appearance including a pic with a dude that would certainly be deserving of a “love” status.
Members of the Hollywood Chub Club are dropping pounds faster than starlets to score movie roles! The crew of young pudgy comedians who gained success as schlubby clueless-but-nice guys in films like Knocked Up and Superbad is downsized. First Seth Rogen dropped his baby weight for his Green Lantern role, and now Jonah Hill, who…
Emily Maynard won the heart of Brad Womack (and most of America) on season 15 of ABC’s The Bachelor and judging from her 2004 Key West High School yearbook photo, that’s something she’s been doing for years! The attractive blond is pictured here when she was 18 and obviously taking full advantage of the
Florida sun.
Actress, model and all-around super hottie Kelly Brook is launching her own line of swimwear for New Look, a UK-based clothing store with over 1,000 locations worldwide. And what would a Kelly Brook swimwear line be without Kelly Brook in swimwear?
Gather round the ol’ Teen Mom campfire everybody because it’s time for what is becoming a near weekly event here at Starcasm; the Jenelle Evans and or Kieffer Delp arrive for a court date photos post! Check out photos of the two including what appears to be a make out session in front of a church sign and help us try to figure out which offense they were there for this time!
Starcasm fave Megan Nelson makes her triumphant return to Teen Mom 2 tonight as she and Chelsea Houska reunite to attend a Lady Gaga concert together! In honor of this momentous occasion I thought I might highlight something fun going on right now over at that Facebook place – a Megan Nelson look-a-like contest! Keep reading to see my top pick and find out how to cast your vote!
Adult film actress Kacey Jordan, if you’ll remember, was the original porn star Charlie Sheen associated with when all of his falling down or #WINNING depending on your vantage point began. Well it looks like Jordan has run into hard times as TMZ is reporting that she attempted suicide at the Peninsula Hotel in Chicago last night. Read her desperate (for attention) tweets and find out how she’s doing now.
Cashing in on the success of her viral YouTube video for the song “Friday” singer Rebecca Black is following in the footsteps of teen pop pioneers Tiffany and Debbie Gibson with a tour of malls across America! Keep reading for the tour poster and all the dates! (How could you live with yourself knowing you missed the next Britney Spears playing in front of a dollar store?!?)
One of my personal musical heroes, Tom Waits, was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame last night by none other than Neil Young. Read on for some amazing quotes like, “Any day on this side of the dirt is a great day,” from his induction speech and then hold onto your seats as you see the mind altering four-song set list from his performance!
American Idol was honored last night during PaleyFest 2011 and our girl Pia Toscano was on hand looking fabulous as usual! Read on for some great photos of the current Vegas front-runner and check out some song suggestions for this week’s birth-year theme.
Chantal O’Brien didn’t let a little thing like being spurned by Brad Womack prevent her from a little happiness. She appeared last night on After the Final Rose a little miffed that Brad took her all the way when it seemed obvious that he never had any intention of picking her, but she also…
Amber Portwood broke the first rule of Teen Mom fight club:
“You don’t freakin’ talk jack about other Teen Moms.”
Alas, Amber created a riff in the TM universe by blasting Jenelle Evans. Well we all knew Jenelle would have something to say (or Tweet) about this mess. Read on for round 2. MEOW!
Yesterday news broke of a possible paternity situation for Ryan Phillippe with his former (reportedly casual) girlfriend model/actress Alexis Knapp. Knapp, who can be seen later this year with Miley Cyrus and Jeremy Piven in So Undercover, was recently spotted out and about looking very pregnant. Click here to see pics. US Weekly published a…
Comedian Gilbert Gottfried has been fired as the voice of the Aflac duck after tweeting numerous insensitive jokes about the recent tsunami and earthquake in Japan. Keep reading for all the details including a statement from Aflac as well as some examples of the tasteless jokes posted by Gottfried on his Twitter account over the weekend.
Find out all about Ark Music Factory, the folks responsible for the Rebecca Black music video “Friday” and many, many more just like it! See sample videos from some of their other artists including Alana Lee, Abby Victor and Britt Rutter, and find out how you can have your own music video built by this teen star factory!
You may not have heard this song on the radio…yet. But it’s a YouTube smash, racking up hits faster than you can say “Bieber.” Granted, we first heard about Rebecca Black’s song and video for “Friday” from this Tosh.0 post ridiculing the presentation of the video, the performance and especially the lyrics, but 3 million plus views is 3 million plus views! Keep reading to watch the video everyone is talking about!
The Bachelor Brad Womack and fiancee Emily Maynard revealed some shocking news during their appearance on the “After The Final Rose” special on ABC including the fact that they broke up and got back together and nixed plans to have their wedding… last night! Keep reading for all the details from the special!
From the “Before They Were Stars” file are these great photos of Glee hunk Darren Criss on the Fuse TV game dating game show You Rock, Let’s Roll from 2008. Keep reading to see the photos and a very brief video clip from the show featuring a blindfolded Darren and a blond woman who is probably kicking herself right about now!
Jenny McCarthy gave Kelly Benismon a run for her bikini-money this weekend in Miami. Kelly definitely has a fit, toned, body, but Jenny, a 38-year-old former Playboy bunny, is still working her sex symbol status to the max. She touched off her black bikini with some sunglasses and a black fedora. She sunned in South…
Pete Wentz has went and got himself a new do following his divorce from Ashlee Simpson. It is called “tame the mane” and you can see it for yourself along with a side-by-side-by-side of Pete’s hair through the years!
Adriana De Moura shocked the other Miami Housewives when she revealed that she discovered via a phone call that her ex-husband and father of her son Alex, Roberto Sidi, was married to another woman who just so happened to be 17. Well her other South Beach cast mates might have fallen out of their Vuittons if they heard the rest of story which includes court papers that claim he choked and raped her! Read on for the shocking details and see a photo that Star magazine printed and claims is Mr. Sidi.
For those peeps who feel all of the TSA security measures go a little overboard you now have a bona fide, bad-mother, world destroyer of a spokesman, Danny Trejo’s guns! That’s right you Travelocity using frolickers of the friendly skies, Danny Trejo and his tattooed biceps have spoken for you and I’m going to bet the TSA cats are listening. Read what Trejo’s peacemakers had to say and view photographs of the Machete star symbolically silencing the TSA.
Gretchen Rossi is not stopping her crusade to be a singing Real Housewife (how many of these can the world possibly hold?) Last year she released “Nothing Without You,” a tribute to her late fiance Jeff Bietzel. Her new tune is a dance mix called “Revelation.” Catch the revelatory magic below: This video was actually…
Everybody who is somebody is getting a tattoo these days! From Vanessa Hudgens’ neck butterfly to Gucci Mane’s face cream cone it seems any bit of bare celebrity skin is considered to be blank canvas, and the Teen Moms are no exception. Keep reading to see the latest additions to the Teen Mom Skin Art Collection thanks to Leah Messer and her husband Corey Simms!
Newly divorced Tamra Barney has been spending a lot of quality time with lesbian belly dancer Fernanda Rocha on the first two episodes of The Real Housewives of Orange County. Tamra often references their flirting (which includes kissing on the lips.) Were they ever more than just friends?
It’s not uncommon for the correspondents here at Starcasm Control to be jamming out to some good music while we work. Wouldja believe I was listening to the classic Lou Reed album New York when this pic came across the wire? Keep reading to see Lou dealing with the frustrating street hassle of hailing a cab in New York City, and find out what the Velvet Underground vet and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee is up to nowadays besides riding around in taxis!
See photos of Tamra Barney and her new man Eddie Judge, including some shots with fellow Bravolebrities Andy Cohen and Patty Stanger and one in which Tamra removes her bra with no negative effects!
Avril Lavigne, who’s latest album Goodbye Lullaby came out last Tuesday, celebrated last night by getting a neck tattoo! Keep reading to find out what Avril got permanently inked on her hickey spot!
Tonight TLC’s controversial reality show Sister Wives is back for a second season, and we get to watch a meta-situation of sorts. The Brown family is a-rattle with nerves as they prepare to leave their Utah home for New York to come out as polygamists to the world on national television. That decision wasn’t one…
VH1’s Basketballs Wives definitely ended with a bombshell last week. Evelyn Lozada has since threatened to quit the show after footage of her admitting to “unknownigly” having a six-month affair with Tami Roman’s ex-husband Kenny Anderson while they were still married aired. Evelyn complained that the producers of the show egged the other girls on…
See pictures from the Freaks and Geeks Reunion at Paleyfest 2011 featuring director Paul Feig, executive producer Judd Apatow and perhaps the most amazing cast in the history of television comedies, including Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Busy Philipps, Martin Starr and more! (Academy Award nominee James Franco was the only notable cast member absent from the event.)
Before Vicki Gunvalson’s marriage to Donn takes it’s last breath, the Real Housewives of Orange County star enjoys some “googling” from another man. And she doesn’t mean on the computer!
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