Jimmy Buffett is the second wisest business Buffett in America right behind that uber-rich Warren Buffett guy. The “Margaritaville” singer’s latest business concept? He’s looking to cash in on Charlie Sheen’s #tigerblood.
Buffett has created an empire out of the “Changes in Latitudes Changes in Attitudes” state of mind with restaurants, beverages, clothing lines and of course all the music and live shows. According to TMZ he’s looking to grow the brand as Margaritaville Enterprises LLC has filed papers to trademark “Tiger Blood” for use in energy and vodka drinks.
For fun I’ve re-written Buffett’s most well known song “Margaritaville” so that when he plays it live he can sell more of his liquid pending the trademark. He already has Land Shark Lager named after another one of his popular parrott head songs.
Tiger Bloodyville:
#Winning on sponge cake
Watching the sun bake
All of those porn stars covered with oil
Feel like an F-16
On my front porch swing
Smell those trolls, they’re beginning to boil
Wasted all day again in Tiger Bloodyville
Filling my wounds all full of salt
Some people claim a mental breakdown’s to blame
But I know
It’s Chuck Lorre’s fault
I know the reason
Im #winning all season
Glad to show my giving tree tattoo
My goddess is a beauty
A real porn star booty
How she got here I haven’t a clue
Wasted all day again in Tiger Bloodyville
Filling my wounds all full of salt
Some people claim a mental breakdown’s to blame
But I know
It’s the media’s fault
I blew out my contract
By the crazy way I act
Still #winning when I’m chillin’ at home
Time for a cocaine bender
And soon I will render
Another YouStream all full of quotes
Wasted all day again in Tiger Bloodyville
Filling my wounds all full of salt
Some people claim a mental breakdown’s to blame
But I know
It isn’t my fault
Even some people claim that Brooke Mueller’s to blame
And I know
It isn’t my fault
If you want to get a true taste of the flip-flop wearing singer’s financial empire check his official website here.
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