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Teen Mom Amber Portwood pleads guilty, two-year prison sentence is suspended in deal

Teen Mom star Amber Portwood had her day in court today for her attack on ex Gary Shirley last year, a beatdown that was famously aired by MTV during the second season of the show. Because the couple’s daughter Leah was a minor and was present during two of the attacks, Amber faced multiple felony counts and was looking at the possibility of serving three years behind bars and a $10,000 fine. Keep reading to find out what the judge decided and what that decision will mean for Amber in the days to come!

Does RHoNY’s Ramona Singer really have a drinking problem?
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Does RHoNY’s Ramona Singer really have a drinking problem?

This season Ramona Singer’s castmates have questioned her level of drinking on the show multiple times, prompting Ramona to say she actually called up Bravo and ask them if they really didn’t have any better story-lines to go with. Is she really slamming the Pinot too hard, or are we just made to believe she is to up ratings?

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Jenelle Evans visits her probation officer, remains drama free

The Teen Momarazzi continue to follow Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans around her hometown of Oak Island, North Carolina and earlier today they photographed her as she paid a visit to her probation officer and grabbed some ice cream at Dairy Queen. You may wonder why this is newsworthy, but please note there was no mention of a beating, marijuana or an arrest!

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VIDEO Shania Twain falls hard at CMT Awards, films response

If you missed it, Shania Twain took a hard tumble during the CMT Awards last night. I’ve rounded up a video that as of this post hasn’t been removed yet. Check it out while you can and then see Shania’s unflappable spirit shine through as she posted a funny video reply to the embarrassing incident.

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Bishop Eddie Long reportedly settles for $24.8 million and a private apology over sex scandal

After being accused in September of bribing and sexually coercing three young men in his congregation, Bishop Eddie Long has reportedly settled out of court for a whopping sum of $24.8 million! Keep reading for the alleged reasons for the high-dollar amount as well as my take on some of the numerous things horribly wrong with this entire scandal. Oh, and of course there are sexy cell phone pics of Bishop Long!

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Andy Cohen to host Miss USA 2011

I could have sat down for a 5 hour brainstorming session and not have come up with a more perfect host for Miss USA 2011 than Watch What Happens Live’s Andy Cohen. There is no one alive with more diva managing TV cred than the bff of all The Real Housewives. Read on for the specifics, a tweet of excitement from Andy and some hopes I have for the big night!

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Zach Galifianakis brutally rejects Ke$ha

Ke$ha has been open about her desire for, “fat bearded boyfriends” and has stated that comedian and actor Zach Galifianakis would be her ideal man. In fact she went as far to email him in hopes of hooking up. Sadly Zach did not share the same affections for the “Tik Tok” singer, after reading recent comments you could say he felt the complete opposite. Read his candid and borderline brutal quote in regards to Ke$ha from an upcoming Rolling Stone interview.

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Michael Jackson’s Thriller jacket could sell for a million plus

Arguably the most iconic wardrobe piece in pop music history is going up on the auction block as the red and black leather jacket duplicated by the truckload during the 80’s worn during Michael Jackson’s game changing music video for “Thriller” will be sold on June 25.

Find out the details and then try to come up with another pop music article of clothing more priceless since the music video age than this one because I couldn’t!

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Greatest Jersey Shore photo ever? Snooki, bullhorn, and a gypsy in Florence

See what I seriously consider to be the single greatest Jersey Shore photograph ever taken featuring Snooki talking to a begging gypsy woman through a bullhorn in a compositionally perfect representation of the hedonistic and ascetic inclinations of the human condition. Keep reading for my verbose, over-the-top pontification of its many merits. (Oh, and did I mention it’s hilarious?)

PHOTOS Rima Fakih at the 2011 Miss USA Contestants Flamingo Pool Party

You gotta love summer time! The temperatures are hot, the ladies are hotter, and the only way for ’em to cool down is wear as little as possible and hop in the pool. That’s exactly what happened at the Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas Wednesday when some of the most attractive women in the country busted out their bikinis (and bikinied their busts!) and participated in the 2011 Miss USA Contestants Flamingo Pool Party, including the lovely Miss USA 2010 Rima Fakih!

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Jenelle Evans is back home from rehab

It’s been 30 days since Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans checked herself into a Malibu, California rehab facility, and the (previously?) troubled teen looked great as she ran errands in and around her hometown of Oak Island, North Carolina Wednesday. Keep reading to see the revitalized Jenelle as well as her son Jace, who is growing up WAY fast!

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Anthony Weiner’s wife Huma Abedin is pregnant

The Weinergate story has taken a much more serious turn today as The New York Times reports Congressman Anthony Weiner’s wife, Huma Abedin, is pregnant with the couple’s first child. According to reports the couple shared the news with family and friends only just prior to the Weinergate scandal breaking. So far there has been no official statement from either Weiner or Abedin about the pregnancy.

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Who is Karl Welzein?

This is one of those you can say I heard about it at Starcasm first. Karl Welzein is arguably the funniest thing going on Twitter. He’s a middle-aged Michigan man who goes by the Twitter handle @DadBoner. He’s in a mid-life crisis of sorts and is torn between his love of good bowel movements, beer and his family. Karl’s plight will grow on you until you find yourself hoping the best for a man that you’re 99% sure is the figment of a very funny person’s imagination.

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Shania Twain announces 2-year Las Vegas show “Shania: Still The One” at Caesars Palace

Shania Twain is coming back with a vengeance! In addition to getting a new husband and a new reality show the Canadian singer has just signed on for a new job as singer-in-residence for Caesars Palace in Las Vegas! Keep reading for all the details including a heads up on tickets that go on sale as early as tonight.

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Lauryn Hill’s husband claims he’s not the father of her sixth child, or her husband

Lauryn Hill is pregnant with her sixth baby, but the man she claims is her husband and the baby’s father is claiming it’s not his, and that they’re not married. Lauryn and Rohan Marley have had five other children together, but their relationship has been complicated.

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VIDEO PHOTOS Fox News uses image of Tina Fey for Sarah Palin story

It seems that the production staff at Fox News must have a liberal mole on staff – or at least someone with a great sense of humor! In a story about the likelihood of Sarah Palin running for president in 2012 on their America’s Election Headquarters segment the network ran a photo of Tina Fey doing her impersonation of Palin from Saturday Night Live. Keep reading for the video, a screen capture, the original photo of Tina used in the story and startling evidence that this isn’t the first time Fox News had made this kind of mistake!

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Kim Kardashian’s Maid of Honor will be?

As if the Kim Kardashian promotional machine wasn’t already in overdrive the stunning revelation that she is engaged to professional basketball player Kris Humphries has made it hard for us blog-types to keep up with the various Kim K headlines. Find out who the reality queen has chosen to be her Maid of Honor courtesy of a brief video by her sis Khloe and then get a quick links run down of all the other latest news in the world of the future Mrs. Humphries.

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Gretchen Rossi gets protective order against ex Jay Photoglou

The Real Housewives of Orange County star Gretchen Rossi just can’t seem to shake her persistent ex Jay Photoglou. The couple is currently embroiled in a bitter legal battle that includes allegations of libel, slander and defamation over their differing accounts of the details of their relationship. And speaking of those “differing accounts,” we won’t be hearing Jay’s take on their sexual or financial history thanks to a protective order granted by a judge on Friday. Keep reading for the transcript from the court order detailing exactly what all else involving the case we won’t be hearing about over the next few weeks.

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Will Jennifer Lopez’s intimate video be appearing on a screen near you?

Yes, Jennifer Lopez has a confirmed “intimate video” and yes the release of said video could decrease the work output of the world by at least 25% for at least an entire business quarter. In the interest of self preservation and to battle a worsening economy at the hands of her badonkulousness JLo has been fighting whitened tooth and manicured nail with the assistance of her lawyers to make sure that this tape never sees the light of day or the dim lights of your den. The latest reports on this bumshell of a tape is that it has been stolen which means it could be appearing on a computer screen near you and all your friends and all their friends soon!

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VIDEO Teen Mom Season 3 commercial with Catelynn and Tyler

Our Teen Mom Season 3 commercial collection is almost complete! Get your popcorn out and get ready for yet another drive-in quality bootlegged video of Catelynn and Tyler’s 30-second preview in which the couple continue their struggle to deal with giving their daughter Carly up for adoption and stay together.

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VIDEO ‘Next 2 U’ featuring Justin Bieber, Chris Brown leaks

There’s been a culture shift in music over the last year or so. It’s now kind of a surprise if a major pop artist doesn’t have his or her song and or video leaked. When you combine the forces of two singers at the top of their games like say Justin Bieber and Chris Brown, it’s almost a certainty that the listening and viewing public will be getting an unintended sneak peek. Check out the 8 minute leaked music video that’s more like a short film for the song “Next 2 U.”

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PHOTO – Louis C.K.’s experimental art films starred his ex-wife Alix Bailey

Youtube has given us a few rare glimpses of Louis C.K.’s ex-wife, painter Alix Bailey. Several years ago before he became a stand-up superstar, Louis C.K. (real name Szekely) schooled himself on film-making by playing with a few of absurd short black-and-white films. A couple of them starred Alix Bailey, yet unencumbered with the perilous good luck of being Loius C.K.’s ex-wife, and source of stand-up material.

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Teen Mom’s Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra graduated high school

Happy news! The immensely lovable 16 & Pregnant, and Teen Mom stars Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra (pictured above with their adoption counselor) graduated from high school on June 5th. Catelynn’s grandmother even bought her a computer for graduation. They’ve had a rough go of finishing school after they gave up their daughter Carly for…

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VIDEO PHOTOS Meet Kianna Randall from 16 and Pregnant

Find out what’s store for tonight’s episode of 16 and Pregnant by getting to know Kianna Randall, a 17-year-old from Texas who IS NOT afraid to express her opinion, especially when it comes to baby daddy Zak Hegab and their on-again-off-again-on-again relationship! Includes bio info, photos of Kianna, Zak and son Kay’Den, a preview clip and some mind-blowing posts and tweets from Kianna over the last couple months!

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VIDEO Official two-minute Teen Mom Season 3 trailer

It’s here! MTV finally posted up an official preview trailer for Teen Mom Season 3 and it clocks in at exactly two minutes long! Get lengthy glimpses of Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, Farrah Abraham and Amber Portwood as well as Leah, Bentley and Sophia. What are you waiting for?!? Get to clickin!

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Anthony Weiner’s wife Huma Abedin photos and video

As Anthony Weiner’s numerous online indiscretions play out in the media the spotlight is bound to shift from his infamous bulge to his exotically beautiful, and very private, wife Huma Abedin. Find out about Huma, who is deputy chief of staff to Hillary Clinton, and see numerous photos of her and Anthony Weiner together from the last couple years.

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VIDEO Teen Mom Season 3 preview commercial with Farrah Abraham

Our Teen Mom Season 3 commercial collection is growing! We previously shared the preview spotlighting Amber Portwood and the one with all four girls – now we can add Farrah Abraham to the list. Watch the preview clip that highlight’s Farrah’s struggle to prove that Derek Underwood, who died in a 2008 car crash, is the father of her daughter, Sophia.

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PHOTOS Jersey Shore’s Pauly D and Vinny fight in the street, film The Hangover 3

You can take the boys out of Jersey but you can’t take the Jersey out of the boys! The streets of Italy were transformed into a WWE ring as Jersey Shore stud muffins Paul “Pauly D” DelVecchio and Vinny Guadagnino re-enacted the Peter Griffin vs. Chicken fight from Family Guy in the heart of Florence last night! But that’s just one of the highlights from a single evening that produced enough crazy photos to be the closing credits for The Hangover 3. Keep reading for all the rasslin’, homoromanticism and child mannequin harassment you can stand! (Wait, what’s Vienna Girardi doing with The Situation?!?)

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VIDEO Teen Mom Season 3 commercial featuring all four girls: Farrah, Maci, Catelynn and Amber

Who would have thought it would be this hard to track down commercials for an upcoming television show?!? MTV has released five new promotional spots for Teen Mom Season 3 (set to premiere July 5 at 9/8c) with four of them focusing on individuals and the fifth featuring all four girls. Keep reading to watch a pretty rough version of that “fifth” commercial with Farrah, Maci, Catelynn and Amber as well as Tyler, Ryan, Gary and Kyle!

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VIDEO Full Anthony Weiner press conference; admits sexting six different women

It seems the Weinergates have busted wide open! Democratic representative Anthony Weiner called a press conference tonight at which he confessed to sending the infamous bulging crotch shot as well as numerous other “terrible mistakes” that include exchanging “messages and photos of an explicit nature with about six women over the last three years.” Watch the tearful confession and the brutal Q&A after. (Includes a full transcript of Weiner’s statement.)

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WWHL: Hockey Player Sean Avery and porn star Alexxis Couture win on Watch What Happens Live

Yesterday was the finale of Real Houseiwves of Orange County Season 6, and it was one of those for real reality show trainwrecks. Tears were streaming, drinks were flying, people were fighting over lips and old boyfriends. It was dramatic, but the crazy was all coming from a genuine place. This is why Bravo is so successful.

But somehow it all got upstaged by hockey player Sean Avery on Watch What Happens Live.

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VIDEO Teen Mom Season 3 commercial with Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley

MTV used it’s Movie Awards show last night to not only launch their new series Teen Wolf, but also to premiere a batch of Teen Mom Season 3 previews! Instead of one spot that covered all four girls in one sweep the network did individual 30-second commercials for each. Keep reading to watch the commercial for Amber Portwood, whose storyline looks to feature a lot of baby daddy Gary Shirley and therapy.

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Jersey Shore calls Florence’s bluff, exposes big time party town?

Florence, Italy may well be the cultural capital of Europe. With art and architectural treasure comparable to Rome or Paris and a walkable central district smaller than some American mega-malls, Florence packs a serious cultural wallop. Add some of the best food and wine in the world and an ethereally beautiful countryside, and you have an unstoppable combination of attractions for practically anyone willing to apply for a passport and board a plane.

But, Florence is also a mecca for good-timing young folks from around the globe – a place where they can tell their parents about soaking in the likes of Brunelleschi, Michelangelo and da Vinci while actually spending all day and night soaking in the spirits of Brunello (wine) and house music at the disco. It’s a side of Florence vital to their economy, but not something the want to publicize – especially on, say, one of the most popular reality series in the world! Keep reading for our in-depth report from Ruby Turpin, our resident academic currently vacationing in Florence!

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Breaking News: Weinergate Enters New Phase, Scandal Embroiling Rep. Anthony Weiner Continues

Weinergate, Phase 1: Embarrassing pics allegedly of married congressman’s junk goes out to 21-year-old college co-ed. Phase 2: Alleged Twitter relationship with comely porn star unveiled. Phase 3: What is it with a 46-year-old congressman allegedly tweeting high school girls? Phase 4: Future NYC mayoral candidate allegedly tweets pics of him and his “pussies” to a woman who is not his wife. Endgame: Where there’s a bunch of “allegeds” alleged against you, you’re a Weiner that might be flame broiled.

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PHOTOS Kristen Stewart in a safety pin dress at 2011 MTV Movie Awards

As the only female member of the Holy Twilight Trinity actress Kristen Stewart had a lot of pressure heading into the 2011 MTV Movie Awards last night, which is essentially just another name for the Annual Twilight Awards. So what did the notoriously publicity-averse Stewart do? She wore a blood red dress with hundreds of safety pins, metal studs, and stars all over it! And let me be the first to say… it looked awesome!

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MUG SHOT PHOTO 16 and Pregnant’s Whitney Purvis’ mom April Michelle arrested for drug possession

The Rome News-Tribune reports that April Purvis, mother of Whiteny Purvis from Season 1 of MTV’s 16 and Pregnant, was arrested Sunday morning after a routine stop by police uncovered marijuana and what is believed to be methamphetamine in April’s car. (If you remember from Whitney’s episode, her mom gave birth right around the same time that she did.) Keep reading for all the details as well as April’s unflattering mug shot.

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PHOTOS, VIDEO – Who is The Real L Word’s Whitney Mixter dating?

Playa’ Whitney Mixter is mixin’ it up again on Season 2 of Showtime’s The Real L Word, and she’s the only original full-time cast mate to come back. (Romi is also back, but she was considered to be in a supporting role last season.) And boy girl, nothing has changed with Whitney. In her promo…

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VIDEO Full Twilight Breaking Dawn trailer released early (UPDATED – Working again!)

It wasn’t supposed to be unveiled until tonight’s 2011 MTV Movie Awards, but the full trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 has hit the internet early! Calm down. Take a deep breath. Now, keep reading for the clip and even a few screen captures!

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PHOTOS Scarlett Johansson’s short red Black Widow hair at Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards

Scarlett Johansson revealed her new shorter red hairstyle last night as she strutted the red carpet tile at Spike TV’s 5th Annual 2011 ‘Guys Choice Awards’ in Los Angeles. It is assumed the new ‘do is for her character Black Widow in Joss Whedon’s Marvel epic The Avengers, currently filming in New Mexico and scheduled to be released May 4, 2012.

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PHOTOS O’ The Weekend – Kim Kardashian’s giant engagement ring gets papped plus Princess Cake!

OMG, Kim Kardashian got engaged! And she had a gigantic ring, a People cover and filmed the Bacheloresque rose petal engagement for television. Then her family threw her a huge party with an elaborate princess cake and glitter ponies. Next, there was talk about a pre-nup so her fiance, NBA athlete Kris Humphries, can’t take…

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PHOTOS Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry visits Jersey Shore

In what sounds like an MTV crossover event, Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry headed to Seaside Heights, New Jersey today for some fun and sun with her friend Kim. Of course the boys and girls of Jersey Shore weren’t patrolling their home turf as they are currently in Italy filming Season 4, but that didn’t stop me from using the magical powers of Photoshop to bring the MTV stars together. (Plus, find out about the interesting feller Kailyn did meet!)

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries negotiating pre-nup? What is Kim’s net worth?

Kim Kardashian is negotiating a prenuptial agreement with her husband-to-be Kris Humphries, which is smart because they are both worth quite a bit of bank. Actually, they’re both millionaires, but Kim almost definitely waaaaay more rich than her man. The NBA star Kris reportedly brings in $3.2 million a year with his deal with the…

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Cheryl Cole back as US X Factor judge? Reportedly invited to return

The ongoing across-the-pond game of human ping pong continues as singer Cheryl Cole has reportedly been asked to return as a judge on the US X Factor just a week after the shocking announcement she had booted from the panel. Keep reading to find out who it was that supposedly got Fox to change their mind!

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Mob Wives’ Drita D’Avanzo bikini photos

Mob Wives star Drita D’Avanzo shared some more of her recent modeling photos on Facebook, including a number of revealing bikini pictures that she suggests are for an upcoming calendar! Plus, she answers a few questions about things like whether or not she would do Playboy, why there are no photos of her husband and where in Albania her family is from.

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PHOTO Chris Brown’s smiley face skull tattoo tweeted by girlfriend Karrueche Tran

In celebrity tattoo news, Chris Brown’s girlfriend Karrueche Tran shared a photo of the singer’s latest skin art addition: a “Have a nice day!” smiley face whose huge grin reveals a human skull underneath. The tat is located at the top and center of Brown’s back and was tweeted by Karrueche yesterday along with the caption, “Breezy tat! Smiley.”

Adele cancels U.S. tour over illness, what’s wrong with the chanteuse?

British pop soul mistress Adele has had to cancel nine across the pond (U.S.) tour dates because she’s lost her golden voice! Boo! The chanteuse has been struggling with laryngitis recently, and was forced to cancel a concert in Minneapolis. She was able to perform in Denver, but she’s still not getting any better, so…

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PHOTOS Snooki and boyfriend Jionni LaValle kiss and make up after nightclub argument

Shortly after Jersey Shore‘s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi drove her Fiat Multipla into an Italian police car, her boyfriend Jionni LaValle flew into Florence to comfort his diminutive darling. The two were seen arguing at a club June 2 but were back out on the streets of Italy literally kissing and making up the next day! Something tells me Season 4 of Jersey Shore is going to include a romantic Italian marriage proposal! Can you say Snooki spin off?

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Jersey Shore Season 5 ordered; Season 4 in Italy premieres August 4

Jersey Shore just won’t ever quit. It’s fourth season, which is filming now in Florence, Italy will air on MTV in the U.S. starting August 4, 201 at 10 PM EST. But that’s not the end of the GLT-pack. Not even close. They’ll return to Seaside Heights to film a fifth season of spray-tan scented partying.

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Teen Mom Kailyn Lowry launches new website KailynLowry.com

Kailyn Lowry once again shows that she’s got the desire and the initiative to try to capitalize on the exposure she has gotten from being one of the stars of MTV’s popular reality series Teen Mom 2 – this time by officially launching her own web site! Keep reading for the deets and of course a link.

RHOA Marlo Hampton arrests and mugshots
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Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Marlo Hampton mug shot photos and arrest records

35-year-old Marlo Hampton hasn’t even been officially announced as the newest cast member of The Real Housewives of Atlanta yet and she’s already grabbing headlines! It’s hard to compete with Kim Zolciak giving birth, but having an extensive criminal record that includes seven mug shots in less than five years certainly comes close! Keep reading to see all the booking photos, get details about the arrests, and find out Marlo’s salacious connection to NeNe Leakes!

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PHOTO O’ The Day: Jenna Jameson’s husband Tito Ortiz’s leaked naked pic

Now former-porn star Jenna Jameson’s husband Tito Ortiz is getting a bit of his own exposure. First the lovely Blake Lively may have gotten nude pictures leaked, and now her alleged leaked photos are being upstaged by Tito. What kind of world is this?